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It's 4 o 'clock. I assume you're having
your Alize and trumpets.
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That's crumpets? Well, whatever it is,
I'm sure it's gone by now.
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But forget that. Guess who broke up?
Who?
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Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez.
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I knew that girl wasn't nothing but
trouble.
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No, not them.
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The whole building is talking about it.
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Professor Ogilvie and Veronica.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes!
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Probably depressed.
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Oh, I got the cure for his depression.
What's that?
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A spoonful of nicotine followed by a bed
full of nicotine.
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of the two major events in my life, the
professor's breakup with Veronica and
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his elopement with me.
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I bet there's not a whole lot of tang in
her mimosa.
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Mama, I can't believe how fast you put
this party together.
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I mean, the turkey, the cake, the ice
sculpture.
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It seems like it was only an hour ago I
told you they broke up.
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It was.
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You know, Nikki, this is all really
great, but shouldn't the professor be
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Nah, that was for...
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Oh, he'll be here.
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Oh, how can you be so sure? Because I
found his wallet.
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And where'd you find that?
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In his bedroom, in table third drawer
from the bottom.
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That's my sugar booger now.
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Well, go on, Miss Lunette, tune in.
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Oh,
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I'm sorry, Miss Parker. I didn't mean to
interrupt your party. Well, uh, don't
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you want to know what it's for?
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No.
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I just want to get my wallet and get the
hell out of here.
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Where is it?
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Hello? Stanley?
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Honey? It's been three minutes. She said
to come and get you.
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Who is that?
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Yeah, and why is she calling my honey,
honey in my house?
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Everyone, this is Dr. Angela Allen.
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Doctor,
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are you sick, baby?
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Because if so, just point my lips to
weird her and I'll make it all better.
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Honey, I'm nauseous.
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Well, let me make it better.
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I know she just didn't put her lips on
my man in my house.
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Wait, wait, wait, Nikki, stop the roll.
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Oh, Dr.
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Allen.
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What kind of doctor are you?
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Oh, well, I'm an anesthesiologist.
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Well, you sure knock me out.
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Yep, I'm a kind of numb myself.
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I can't believe how foolish Woody and T
are behaving over Angela.
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Yeah, my Jor -El is the only one acting
like an adult because he's got me.
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Right, Jor -El?
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Jor -El?
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Jor -El?
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Jor -El?
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Jor -El?
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Honey?
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Excuse me. I think we should go. I have
a bad feeling.
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But why, Stanley, honey? I mean, these
people aren't happy. as bad as you said
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they were.
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me to take him back. It's that whipper
pill.
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Ah. Well, I guess he's over it because
he done whipped up another woman.
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We need to get rid of that quack.
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We? I'll get rid of her just like I got
rid of you. You didn't get rid of me.
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Admit it. I was weighing you down.
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Look, Nikki, this is serious. Now, he's
about to move in with her.
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Move in?
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This is all your fault. Now, if you had
been doing your job, the professor would
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be here with both of us.
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So, do you want to argue about it, or do
you want to help me get rid of the
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witch doctor?
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the both of you. Do we have a deal?
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Deal.
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From here, we can see directly into the
professor's apartment.
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How did you find this place? This is my
spot.
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Your spot?
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Girl, it's like my second home.
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Let's sit.
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A little music.
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Change of clothes.
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Want a shot?
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Get a little nippy out here.
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I used to have an Apache here, but it
was raining a lot later.
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You know, you need help.
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Do you really think our plan is going to
work?
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Of course it will.
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Now, once she finds that negligee we
planted, she's going to think either the
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professor's back with you or messing
around with me.
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Exactly what size negligee did you get?
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Exactly what size ass -whipping do you
want?
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Now, we're supposed to be a damn team.
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They said no more rain.
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Oh, good looking out, baby. Yeah, and
look at the stakes inside.
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Well, Godspeed.
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Good hunting.
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I think they're home.
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Yeah, that's them.
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What are they doing?
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It looks like they're starting to fool
around.
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the negligee?
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The way they're going at it, I don't
think she's gonna need one.
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Come on. Come on.
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Bingo, she's got it.
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Ooh, it's about to be on now. Give me
those.
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I don't believe it. She's smiling.
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She must think it's a gift from him.
What?
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Oh, great. She done ripped off his shirt
and now they're going at it again.
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He's mowing something. What's he saying?
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Thank you, Miss Parker.
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But we could.
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Boy, get your ashy hands off of me.
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What'd you find out about Dr.
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Strangelove? Oh, I got the down and
dirty on her. It's curtains for the
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Look at this.
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Here she is jaywalking in broad
daylight.
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And here she is with 12 items and the 10
items of less land in the supermarket.
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Previous case.
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I want my money back.
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Oh, baby, I took that little money and
bought me a Happy Meal.
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Then get your happy behind out of my
house.
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Oh, okay. Okay,
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so I guess you don't want to know the
name of her ex -boyfriend and where he
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works.
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What's his name? Money Talks. He works
at a
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nightclub in Hollywood.
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Popsed over to the other side. She says,
what, some professor now?
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That's why we're here.
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Oh, did she take your man?
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Yes.
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Crystal, they need you in the back.
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Excuse me for a minute.
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Ladies, these are compliments from that
table right over there.
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think she's really happy with me.
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Well, you know, that's really not my
problem anymore.
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You know, as far as I'm concerned, she
got exactly what she deserved.
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Who's that?
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A man.
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Look,
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isn't there any chance of you two
getting back together? I don't think so.
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know, I'm tired of being the one who has
to patch things up. If she wants to
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talk, she's got to call me.
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But on the other hand, if you want to
talk, we can go over to the VIP lounge
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now.
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Sorry, I'm a screaming hetero.
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Well, here's my number.
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You call me if you really...
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Me, of course. Why should you be the one
to get to break his heart? I'm his
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girlfriend. Yeah, but I love him.
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Okay, kids, we need some privacy.
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But this is our apartment.
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Beat it.
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All right, Ms. Parker, I'm on to you.
Give me my stuff.
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Veronica, what are you doing here?
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Only my man has a right to ask me that.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Miss Parker, where's my checkbook?
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And my passport.
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Where's my stocking cap?
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Where it always is. Close to my heart.
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Never mind.
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Stanley, wait.
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We need to tell you something.
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Now, there's no easy way to say this.
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Angela's gay.
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I thought we agreed that I was going to
tell him. Maybe it took too long.
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I can't believe you two.
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Angela started dating you, she was in a
long -term relationship with another
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woman. Look, I will not listen to
another one of your slanderous lies
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Angela. Now, Mr. Parker, I can
understand you pulling such shenanigans,
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Veronica, I thought you had a little
more class.
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I guess it's really over.
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Girl, you give up too easy.
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Time for plan B.
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What's plan B?
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Sizzler.
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We'll go there and take us home now.
Come on.
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Let's not go bust that little chick.
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Would you stop holding my hand?
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I just don't want any of these women
pushing up on me.
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Are you sure she's going to believe that
notice from Chris?
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Of course.
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Kim copied Chris's handwriting
perfectly.
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She can forge anything.
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How do you think she got a high school
diploma?
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You have to tell us and Dr. Angela now.
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Looks like my plan is working.
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According to my calculations, the
professor should have received his forge
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and arrived here in five, four, three...
Looks like your plan is
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falling apart.
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What are you doing here?
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You don't even think it.
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Now, I'm responsible for that note that
got you here.
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You?
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But why?
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Because I know true love when I see it.
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And you and Chris are truly in love. Am
I right?
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Well... Well, maybe.
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Look, don't give up just because things
get a little rocky.
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I mean, you kids have a history.
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Just like the professor and me.
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was hooked up with Veronica.
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Oh, please. He was just her cover.
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Look at her.
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You know, Nikki, maybe you're right
about me and Chris.
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Give her a chance.
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Because at the end of the day, who would
you rather cuddle with?
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A big old stinky man or a soft, silky,
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sensual woman?
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You're right. I'm tripping.
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parkers now will you please just leave
me alone i'm meeting angela we know
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we sent you the damn note we want to
prove to you we're telling the truth
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stop it i i've had enough of your lies
now i just want to find my angela and
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never see you two again well she's right
over there by the bar with her lover
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Yeah.
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Thanks for making a fool of me.
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I hope you're happy.
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Professor!
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Now what are we going to do?
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Well, at least we got each other.
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You should have seen the look on his
face.
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I've never seen the professor look so
down.
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What about the time he took you to your
class reunion?
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Or the time he was quarantined in our
house?
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Or after you knocked him out in that
Tybo class?
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Are we not right?
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I've seen him look worse.
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Maybe I owe him an apology.
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Well, why don't you tell him? Because he
doesn't want to talk to me. Mama, he
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never wants to talk to you.
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You're right.
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It's not about him.
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It's about me.
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Baby. Baby.
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Yeah, baby.
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I'll see you a little later. Okay.
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What do you want now?
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I just want to give you this pie as a
way of saying I'm sorry.
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Stanley, who's... Hi, Nikki.
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You!
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negligee I bought.
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Thank you. It fits perfectly.
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I thought you said you didn't want
anything to do with us.
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No, that was just you.
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Veronica explained the whole thing. How
you sucked her into your web of
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deception.
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She what?
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She was the one who came to me.
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She said you would say that.
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What's important now is that she and I
are back together and in a way I kind of
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have you to thank for that.
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Now, if you and your pie don't mind
leaving.
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Oh, I'll go.
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But the pie is staying.
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