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Let me see what heart I like today.
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I like no chance in the fourth.
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Hey, what's happening, Woody? Hey,
Professor.
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Is that an engagement ring? Yeah, what
do you think?
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Well, I'm flattered.
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But the answer's hell no.
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Not you, Mr. Ripley.
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I'm planning to pop the big question to
Veronica.
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Well, by the size of that stone, I
wouldn't call it a big question.
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Question.
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Professor, this is so sudden.
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I accept.
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Not you, Miss Barker.
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It's for Veronica.
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Oh, so it's a friendship ring.
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No, uh -uh. The professor's going to ask
Veronica to marry.
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Marry? Don't you think that'll put a
damper on our relationship?
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I certainly hope so.
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Yeah. Well, I gave the professor my
heart, and all he did was tear it up and
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line his litter box with it.
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Valentine's Day is for suckers.
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My mama's trying to work through
something.
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Hey, ladies.
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by pretending some fat -winged little
diaper boy supposedly goes around
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arrows to and fro, causing people to
fall in love.
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Men, who needs them?
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Preach on, sister.
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You two are one step away from marching
in the gay pride parade.
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May I have your attention, please?
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May I present the brothers of the Kai
Kai Kai fraternity, Incorporated!
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Are you going to be my Valentine?
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Yeah.
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I'll pick you up for the party around 7.
How about some flowers and some candy?
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Skip the flowers, but I would love a few
Tootsie Pops.
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I have a date for Valentine's.
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I thought you weren't into Valentine's
Day.
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Well, that was the bitter date with
Stevie.
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I got a man now.
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I wish I had gotten a Valentine.
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and shot it up his ass.
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Mama, I know you feel bad, but you can't
keep eating Chunky Monkey ice cream.
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You're right, baby.
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You want some pizza?
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Hi, Kim.
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Kim, are you sure your mother's
interested in me? Or is this another one
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rebound situations?
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Woody, do you care?
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No.
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Come on in.
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Woody! What a pleasant surprise!
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Woody?
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Where you on your way off to? A funeral?
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No. I came by to see you, Nikki.
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Mama, doesn't Woody look nice?
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Right here.
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You know what? These lights are killing
my eye.
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That's better.
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Come here, baby.
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Woody, get your mix off of me.
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What'd you hit me for?
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Kim said you wanted me. I don't want
anything from you unless you come with
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pepperoni and extra cheese topping.
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I could.
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to get you to snap out of it, but you've
been obsessing over a non -existing
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entity.
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My, what thick words you're using. I
know that was good, huh?
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Look, baby, I know you're just trying to
be helpful, but Mom will be okay.
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I'll be just fine.
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That's the spirit. In about 20 or 30
years.
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crushed today.
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What do you mean, Daddy?
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Kelly and I broke up. We moved out this
morning.
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Oh, Daddy, I'm sorry.
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Hey, things happen, but Daddy's okay.
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I'll be all right.
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Just the spirit.
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About 20 or 30 years.
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don't live here anymore.
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Yeah, love is a four -letter word. Hey.
In the butt.
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See, you two are made for each other.
Black and bitter.
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I guess it wouldn't hurt. I mean, I
don't love you.
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I definitely don't love you.
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because I didn't want you to feel bad
about this section 8 spot we live in
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Baby, baby, come on. Let's not rush
things, okay? Nobody's rushing.
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Hey, Valentine's Day is right around the
corner.
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Why don't you two make a date?
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Kim, I don't know if that's such a good
idea.
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Why? It's not like offers are pouring in
for either one of y 'all.
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All right, great. Well, I guess I'll go
change into something a little less
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frilly.
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Kim, now don't go blowing this thing
between your daddy and I out of
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Oh, it was just a booty call.
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to be the special guest of Ideal at
their four lovers only concert.
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How did you pull that off?
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Well, Keebler, it just so happens that
my cousin PZ is a member of Ideal and he
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and the guys wanted to hang out with me
and my friends after the show.
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So what are we going to tell our kai kai
kai dates?
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Stevie, are you coming down with
something? You don't look so good.
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Girl, what are you talking about? I look
great.
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You know, you're right, Regina, and I
don't feel so well either.
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And we'll be right back to continue our
night of romance for lovers only.
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Okay,
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girls, we got a problem. Guys who look
that good and sing that good are going
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want something just as good.
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Yeah, but we're all they got right now.
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Hey!
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Stanley, this place is wonderful.
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I just wanted to show you that I'm not
so stuffy. You know, I can be hip.
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I'm down.
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I know what's up.
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So cute.
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Veronica, I had something I wanted to
tell you. Hold that thought, sweetie. I
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have to go powder my nose.
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Mickey Parker.
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Let me guess.
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You knew Stanley and I had dinner plans
here, so you decided to come and disrupt
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our romantic evening.
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No. I came to have dinner with an old
friend.
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Ah, a meal.
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And our table is ready.
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Oops, you dropped something.
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You fade.
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Swab with a B. Oh, Swabble, I don't care
if it's with a B, C, or a D, as long as
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it's with me.
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You must be Kim.
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Yeah.
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Well, enjoy yourselves, ladies. We'll
hook up after the show.
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Okay.
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still eats like an animal.
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Mel, could you pass the bread?
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Look at her. Who did her makeup?
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Ronald McDonald?
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Mel, use your napkin and sit up. We're
in a restaurant.
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No, I made the damn reservation.
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Once an egg, always an egg.
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I wouldn't nag you if you just did what
I told you.
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Look at this place.
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I'll tell you.
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Ladies are in the house tonight.
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Wait a minute.
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Is that Kim?
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The funny thing about a sweetheart dance
is you need a sweetheart to get in.
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T, this was a last -minute thing.
Regina's cousin is in the group. Yeah.
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Oh, so y 'all ready to kick with some R
&B pretty boys and us?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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Get y 'all in.
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How did you get in here?
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I know you can't afford it. Okay.
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Regina's not the only one with a cousin,
baby.
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There's mine.
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Hey, B!
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What up, dog?
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These gentlemen are annoying us. Could
you please escort them to their seat in
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the back?
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Cool. You hear better from back there
anyway.
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Come on, y 'all.
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Way back there, man?
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Why don't you take a picture? It'll last
longer.
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It doesn't hurt to look.
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It can.
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Our seats?
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No. You must be mistaken with a guest of
ideal.
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Well, we are dates of ideal.
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I hate Valentine's Day.
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Good groupies.
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You're going to need to find somewhere
else to sit because we're not getting
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Fine.
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We'll join you.
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It's an engagement ring.
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Veronica, I love you.
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And I want you to be my wife.
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I don't know what to say.
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Well, there's only one answer I need to
hear.
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Stanley, I'm not ready to get married.
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Okay.
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That's not the answer I'm looking for.
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Sweetie, I love my life.
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My career.
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And I love what we have. What we have?
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Honey, I'm lucky if I get to see you
twice a month. And even then, you're
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on the phone. Stanley, you're
exaggerating.
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I had answered.
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Hello?
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Mel, I'm not in the habit of sleeping
with my friends.
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wasn't such a good idea.
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Yeah, I think you're right.
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I mean, I was a little tipsy and missing
Kelly, and you... Well, I don't know
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what your deal was.
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I don't either.
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It wasn't like I enjoyed it.
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All right.
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I deserve that one.
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No, you didn't.
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I guess we should have left the past
alone.
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Maybe I should go. Maybe you should.
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How could you ride home with Kim?
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All right.
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Now, wait. Nikki, come on, sweetheart.
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It's not going to work.
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Especially if you don't pay the check.
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Tonight?
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But can't I... All right, all right,
I'll be there.
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Look, baby, I know this is bad timing,
but I have to catch a plane to New York
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tonight. I promise we'll talk about this
when I get back.
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Just go on.
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Get it!
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Let's give it up again for Virgin
Records recording artist, Ideal.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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We'd like to dedicate this next number
to a newly engaged couple in the house.
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She's gone.
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And get that damn light off me.
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So much for the happy couple.
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Well, I understand we have another
couple that's getting back together on
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Valentine's Day after many years.
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Valentine's Day is for suckers.
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Tell you what. Why don't we just sing?
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My funny valentine.
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Sweet comic valentine.
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Would you ladies like to dance?
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Oh, sure.
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Nacho.
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I guess so, we're both pretty pitiful
That's the nicest thing you've ever said
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00:20:53,770 --> 00:20:54,770
to me
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