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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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This episode of The Muppet Show stars
Carol Burnett. How have you know I am a
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lady?
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This particular episode was also a
favorite of The Muppet Show writers
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they won an Emmy for Best Writing on a
comedy variety show. Carol, I realized
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that that first number was a little
shaky.
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Shaky? Shaky? You call that number
shaky?
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You may wonder what... was the
sophisticated concept that won this Emmy
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for them? Well, the idea was that
everybody would be dancing from the very
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beginning of the show to the very end,
and the whole episode would be a dance
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marathon. Here's your partner.
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Sounds like an incredibly stupid and
easy idea.
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What else could happen? Two, three, dip!
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Put it all together, and it makes for
really one of the all -time great
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of The Muppet Show.
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I'm Carol Burnett, and I'm supposed to
be doing the Muppets show tonight.
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Hey, Carol Burnett, boy, are you in
luck.
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Oh, why? Has the show been canceled?
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No, we're having a dance marathon
tonight. See, I got my number and
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A dance marathon. My, what a fresh idea.
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It's after the show, I suppose.
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No, during.
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Oh, during.
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You mean while I'm supposed to be doing
my sketch?
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Well,
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yeah, but don't worry. You won't bother
us.
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Why did I know you were going to say
that?
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Terrific! Another contestant! What
number would you like?
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My agent's. I don't believe this.
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inspirational, celebrational,
motivational.
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me from dancing.
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No, I'll find you a partner.
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Herman, I really don't want to hurt your
feelings. Don't misunderstand me, but
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this is one of the three worst shows
I've ever seen.
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What were the other two?
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There are no other two. I was just being
kind.
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Here's your partner.
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What is it? Well, that's animal.
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Well, I knew it wasn't vegetable or
mineral.
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To be made a fool of by you nitwits.
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You have cobwebs in the windmills of
your mind.
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I just...
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This step will bring terrible agony.
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The muscles rebel.
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Things have happened to other guests
before. Other guests?
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Other guests what? Julie Andrews? She
must have gone on for days and days.
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She didn't sing that. She sang when you
were a tadpole and I was a fish.
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Same thing.
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Same thing?
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I am leaving, and that's it. I'm very
sorry.
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But Carol, you've got to sing. I'll work
out something where you can...
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make me change my mind. Oh, gee, Carol,
I just did want you to do your asparagus
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sketch.
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My what?
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Well, I really wanted you to do your
famous lonely asparagus sketch.
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Oh, Kermit.
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Kermit, do you really mean that?
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Yes. Oh, Kermit, when?
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Oh, well, soon, right now.
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I'll change.
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if you keep giving them rent.
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