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Huh? Hey, who are you?
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I'm Jean -Pierre Rompal, the guest star
of the show.
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Oh, yeah, Jean -Pierre Rompal, the
musician fella.
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Yeah, well, we got your instruments
right here.
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Yeah, but I don't play the flute. I play
the flute.
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Well, flute, fruit, what's the
difference?
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Hit it, boys.
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Yes, we have...
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to raise a curtain on the
Muppet Show tonight.
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Why do we always come here? I guess
we'll never know.
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It's like a kind of torture to have to
watch the show.
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Eat your heart out, Gillespie.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome
again to the Muppet Show. Voted the
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best show in the world out of all the
shows hosted by frogs.
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And tonight, our very special guest star
is the internationally acclaimed French
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flautist, which means he plays the
flute, Jean -Pierre Rompal.
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Yes, but first, a song that asks the
musical question, why are those people
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sitting in a tree?
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in the treetops all day long, hopping
and bopping and singing his song. All
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little birds on G -Bird Street love to
hear the robin go, twig, twig, twig,
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rocking robin, twig, twig, twig, rocking
robin, twig, twiddly -dee, blue rocking
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robin's only gonna rock tonight, twig,
twiddly -dee. Every little swallow,
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chickadee, every little bird in the tall
oak tree, the wise old owl and the big
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black crow,
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their wing thing and oh bird gold rockin
robin tweet tweet tweet rockin robin
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tweet twiddly deet blow rockin robin
cause we're really gonna rock tonight
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twiddly deet
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A pretty little raven at the bird
bandstand Taught him how to do the bop
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was grand He started going steady and
blessed my soul He out -bopped the
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in the Oriole He rocked in the treetops
all day long Hopping and bopping in a
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thing he saw All the little birds on
Jaybird Street Loved to hear the robin
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Tweet, tweet, tweet!
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Rockin' robin' Tweet, tweet, tweet!
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Rockin' robin' Tweet, tweet, tweet! Blow
rockin' robin'
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Well,
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that's something new.
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They've never gone up a tree before.
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No, they usually just go out on a limb.
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Okay, great opening number. Great
number, guys.
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What's wrong, Miss Piggy?
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The idea that an artiste of my stature
would sing with a mouth organ -playing
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stagehand?
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It is the coupe de grace.
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Beg your pardon?
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Coupe de grace? It is French.
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Sometimes it is wearying being the only
person around here with culture and
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refinement, n 'est -ce pas?
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Well, actually, Miss Piggy, as you
requested, we have a flautist.
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Oh, God, is he any good?
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Who's the best?
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Well, all right, I'll do it. Oh, good.
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Get the suit player out there.
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Ladies and gentlemen, there have been
many adjectives used to describe our
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special guest.
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Brilliant, imaginative, classic, to name
a few.
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But tonight he is about to earn yet
another adjective, foolhardy.
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As he attempts a duet with our own Miss
Piggy.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Jean -Pierre
Rompal.
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Yes. Lo, hear the gentle lark, weary of
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rest from his moist cabin.
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Majesty. You know, I usually sing alone.
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You know, I usually play alone.
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Lo, he the gentle. Lo,
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he the gentle.
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Kill the pig.
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Encore, encore.
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And now, ridding the world of evil, here
comes Bear on patrol.
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All right, come on.
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Oh, what now, patrol bear?
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Come on, you. Come on, come on. Come on,
all right now.
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Sir,
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sir, I caught this guy double -pucking.
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Oh, yeah?
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What's his name?
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Well, he doesn't have a name.
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Why not?
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Well, he can't talk. He's a car.
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Well, what's his license number, then?
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Oh, oh, yes. It's, uh, it's ZZXKL. Yes.
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Okay. Listen, Zyxkle.
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How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
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Not guilty.
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All right, then where's your driver?
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Don't know, huh?
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I thought he said at home.
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Did you say at home or don't know?
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He said, let me out of this place. I
want to call my lawyer.
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That's funny. I thought he said, please
don't send me to jail. I've got a wife
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and mopeds.
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So what are we going to do?
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We need a police interpreter.
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You called, Lieutenant?
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Oh, yes, yes. Oh, police interpreter,
sir. We're having trouble interrogating
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this guy.
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Ah, did you ask the questions in
English?
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Yes. That could be your problem. You
see, you have to speak to them in their
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native tongue.
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You mean tongue.
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No, tongue.
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He doesn't know where his driver is, but
he likes an occasional sip of motor
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oil.
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It's not his fault he was double parked.
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Oh, Piggy, you know, Jean -Pierre wanted
to talk to you.
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Jean -Pierre?
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Oh, yes, the flute player.
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He's sweet.
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Yeah, you know, I told him that you and
he could talk French together.
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Why? Well, he is French, and I thought
it would be nice for you to chat with
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someone of culture and refinement.
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Um, yes, well, I just remembered. I have
laryngeitis.
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My vocal coach told me not to speak
French.
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supposed to eat french fries oh excuse
me excuse me i've been a great fan
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of yours for years oh well thank you
what
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did
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he say
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i'm not exactly sure
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They told me that you speak a friend
French.
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Yes, all the time.
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Well, um, I can speak French.
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I just can't hear it.
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Oh, sort of laryngitis of the ear.
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Come on, Bruno.
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Um, so nice to chat with you, Jean
-Pierre. I must go rest after my
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I'm certain you understand.
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Hasta la vista.
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Au revoir.
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She's very temperamental. She's a great
artist.
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Oh?
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What is the English phrase?
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Yes, yes.
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She's a con artist.
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You can say that again.
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Yes, a con artist.
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He did.
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We'll be right back.
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But my darling, we do not need all of
this French rubbish when
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we have each other.
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Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques,
Jacques, Jacques, Jacques, Jacques.
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That is my name.
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What do you think this is? Chomp liver?
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Everybody dances, even the French
poodle.
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This is the worst accordion playing I
have ever heard.
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Oh, yeah? That's the worst French accent
I've ever heard, too.
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Gee, if you're rehearsing in here, I was
hoping you'd just let me sit and
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listen. Birds love flute music.
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Well, I can understand that.
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You know, flautists love birds, too. Oh,
really?
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Yes.
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Oh, Dr.
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Bunsen Honeydew here at Muppet Labs
where the future is being made today.
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And today we have something to speed up
those time -consuming repairs.
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Yes, you've guessed it already. The
electric sledgehammer.
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Simple in concept, yes.
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Is it foolproof?
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Well, that's where my assistant, Beaker,
comes in.
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Very good, Beaker, right on cue.
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Now, when I plug the machine in, you
press the start button, and we'll drive
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this stubborn old nail to kingdom come.
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Go.
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Oh, dear.
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Thank you, Beaker. Now you've broken it.
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No, he hasn't.
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Here's a Muppet news flash.
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Muppet Labs has announced the escape of
their new electric sledgehammer, which
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is believed to be roaming the city on a
very long extension cord.
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There is no need to panic, however,
since the hammer only attacks really
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nerds.
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next.
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There's too much violence on newscasts.
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Hey, Kermit, you know the story of the
Pied Piper? Of course.
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Yeah, well, the rats don't like it.
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Who cares?
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Well, they filed an official protest.
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Rats? How official could it be?
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Well, listen to this.
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We feel the Pied Piper shows rats in a
bad light.
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Well, what's wrong with that? If it was
a good light, you could see their pointy
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little noses and their long, icky tails.
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They're serious.
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Well, do they refuse to do the number?
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No, but... Then there's no point in
discussing it. But... The closing number
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the Pied Piper! But they have changed
the story a little.
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And now, please welcome our very special
guest star, Jean -Pierre Rompal, making
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his acting debut in the fairy tale
classic, The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
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Oh, Burgermaster, Burgermaster, whatever
shall we do? Our little village is
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being overrun by these ravenous hordes
of children.
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Oh, no!
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Ja, they are eating us out of house and
home.
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We'll have to hire somebody to get rid
of them.
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Cross my palm with silver, and I will
rid the village of the nuisance.
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It's a deal. I'll cross your palm with
silver.
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But? He wants the Lone Ranger's horse to
run over his hands.
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It's just a figure of speech.
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You'll get your money when you get rid
of these pests.
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Yeah. Yes.
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Keep going down, keep going down the
road.
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Keep going, keep going down, keep going
down the road.
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There ain't nothing that might be alone.
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Keep going down, keep going down the
road.
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down to the end of another one. But
before we go, let us say thank you to a
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wonderful guest star, ladies and
gentlemen, Jean -Pierre Rampal.
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Thank you, Cun.
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It was a pleasure. I love working with
everybody, especially with Mademoiselle
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Piggy. Thank you, Jean.
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I hope your voice gets better so we can
have a long conversation together in
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French.
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Why didn't you write me a letter?
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I will send you a B .A .D.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Do you know my size?
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We'll see you next time on The Muppet
Show. What's so funny?
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What is so funny?
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Recess rules the school again same time
tomorrow night.
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But don't go away. The Muppet Show is
next on the Disney Channel.
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Jean -Pierre has recorded an album of
Frank Sinatra's hits on the flute.
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What's it called?
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I did it sideways.
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