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Oh, who are you?
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Uh, Joan Baez.
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Oh, yeah.
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The famous folk singer.
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Well, that's a change.
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Oh? Yeah, we've had singing rats,
flowers, penguins, horses, pigs. About
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they had some folks.
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Well, at least you're unbiased around
here.
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Yeah.
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The show can't get much worse than this.
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recording star and folk singer, Miss
Joan Baez.
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Yes, but first, here is a talented group
of folk singers.
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Well, actually, they aren't that
talented, and come to think of it, they
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even folks.
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But anyway, here they are, ladies and
gentlemen. Yeah!
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Let us put Ben and Oprah together to see
which one is smarter.
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Some say...
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to be clear.
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sleeping on the floor.
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Listen, boys, I've got to introduce John
Baez.
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Would you just take care of these rats?
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Well, okay, rats, I'm supposed to take
care of you.
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Now, what would you like?
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policy. You believe that? No, I was
lying.
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Okay,
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pull. Fire. Come on. Yeah, forget it,
guys. We'll never get this refrigerator
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open. Hey, can it, guys. Here comes
Einstein.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you. I hope you
rats are making yourselves at home.
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this refrigerator officially open.
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Okay. I declare this refrigerator is
open.
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Boy, this present job is fun.
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Hey, Joan, besides the songs we have
planned for you, is there anything else
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you'd like to do on the show tonight?
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I do imitations.
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Really? Who do you do?
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Oh, I do pretty good Marlon Brando's The
Godfather. You're kidding.
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No, I'm not kidding. That's it.
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Please. Take some moments of
preparation.
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Okay.
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on his piggy like that. Would you
consider a lifetime contract?
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If it's a contract you're looking for,
Kermit, you've come to the right place.
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And now, Pigs in Space!
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When we last saw the spaceship's swine
track, Dr.
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Strangepork was just outside the door
waiting for his... You.
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You.
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you'd have to pass an intelligence test.
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Did he pass it?
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Yes.
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Oh, I see what you mean.
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Well, listen, rat.
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You could never be in the crew of Pigs
in Space.
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Why not?
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Well, you're too short.
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Why didn't you just say he wasn't a pig?
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Well, I didn't want to hurt his
feelings.
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Hey, wait a minute, you guys.
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I can do anything that a pig can do.
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Oh, yeah?
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Sure, I can say oink, oink.
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I can wallow in the mud.
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I can eat garbage.
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For this moment to be free.
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Blackbird fly.
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Blackbird fly.
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Into the light of the dark black night.
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dark black night Blackbird singing in
the dead of
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night Take these broken wings and learn
to fly
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All your life You were only
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waiting for this moment to arise You
were only waiting for this moment
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to arise
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this moment to arrive.
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I took a train to Richmond that felt it
was the time.
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question for you i think you don't like
singing singing schminging this is
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important you want to be an honorary rat
do i have a choice it'll come in
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handy to be a rat when we take over hope
you guys aren't planning anything
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violent
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I think you guys could probably learn a
lot from the teachings of Mahatma
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Gandhi.
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Mahatma what?
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Gandhi. He wrote a whole book on
nonviolence. I had it around here.
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Oh, yeah.
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Can I have that? No!
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Get out! Get out!
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Mahatma Gandhi!
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Well, that's what happens when you take
Gandhi from a baby.
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Okay, and now it's comedy time with our
own Fozzie Bear.
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Tonight, the...
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it might help his monologue if he did it
on his own home turf.
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So here he is out in the backwoods.
Ladies and gentlemen, Fozzie!
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Hiya, hiya, hiya. This is Fozzie Bear
out in the open air with funny jokes to
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spare. So laugh, don't stare.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha.
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But seriously, I love working in the
woods. Yeah, that's because I know all
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trees. See, there's the cedars and those
are the pines.
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And, oh, these are the funny trees.
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The funny trees, you ask? Yes.
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These are the oak.
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Oh, here's my friend the weasel. Yeah.
You know, he's the
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one who tells me when it's time to quit
work.
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You know why?
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He's the five o 'clock weasel.
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You see his whistle?
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These are the oaks.
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I was born a stone's throw away from
here. In fact, my mother still lives
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Thanks a lot, Mom.
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I get the hint, but I'll quit when it's
time.
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What do you want, Weasel?
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What's up, Weasel? It wasn't even five o
'clock.
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Oh, Beauregard.
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Yes? Did you take care of those rats?
Yep. I just brought their chicken dinner
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then.
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Beauregard, I want them out of this
theater.
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Well, I can't do that. They're my
people.
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I don't care whose people they are. They
made me president.
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Beauregard, they make me angry.
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Let my people stand.
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Beauregard, they are rats.
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They are rats, Beauregard.
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Now listen, you're going to have to
choose.
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too tough on him? I don't know.
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bread happiness.
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Do you get to eat?
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I guess so. You got it. Come on, guys.
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Where are they going, Bo?
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I don't know. I quit my job as
president.
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Final number.
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All right. Final number. Everybody on
stage for the final number, please.
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Mr. Kermit. Oh, please, Mr. Kermit.
We're sorry we haven't done our share of
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entertaining and spreading happiness.
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We've got pigs.
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We've got chickens.
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Why not rap?
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But, you know, if I were you, I'd keep a
very close watch on those rats.
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Oh, well, actually, those rats, they're
nice guys.
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Maybe, but not so long ago. They were
really planning on taking over.
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The rats could never take over.
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Thank you.
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