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Oh, Doug!

Doug Henning! 30 seconds to curtain, Doug!

I'm rehearsing, Scooter. Come on over and watch.

Oh, great!

I love magic!

Wonderful, because this is a very beautiful illusion with my bare hands

very beautiful seashells. Some sleight of hand.

The poetry of magic.

Your magic feats are amazing.

Well, I thank you, and my magic feats thank you.

Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

It's the Muppet Show with our very special guest star, Doug Finney.

Omega's watching again.

It's time to get things started.

Goodbye.

Thank you, thank you. Hi -ho and welcome again to the Muppet Show. And folks,

are you going to be amazed and astounded tonight?

Because our very special guest star is that master magician, Mr. Doug Henning.

Whoa. Right. But first, but first, for this very special evening, we have a

special lady.

It is my pleasure to appear with our own adorable Miss Piggy, the gifted and

glamorous, beguiling, sensuous, and sensational star of the Muppet Show.

Good.

So welcome, if you will, the most beautiful pig in the world.

She wrote that.

I'd like the frog to do. What's that?

Make us disappear.

Okay, rabbit. Ha -ha, here we go.

Nothing here, nothing here, and nothing here.

Ah! All right. Now I'm going to pull a rabbit out of this hat.

One, two, three, presto!

Shalom.

Ozzy, that's not a rabbit. That's a rabbi.

You're both expecting the Pope, maybe?

Sit down, please. Sit down, sir.

We'll try it again, okay? A rabbit out of a hat. One, two, three, presto!

I mean, that's not a rabbit. That's a robot.

You are expecting R2 -D2, maybe?

Excuse me, Robin.

Hey, hey, where's the rabbit?

He's asleep.

Well, wake him up. This is big time.

You shouldn't have tapped the hat.

saying it's magic a few minutes ago, we used a whole lot of electronic trickery.

You will see none of that in the next few minutes because here is the real

of Mr. Doug Henson.

Have you ever seen anything put together worse than that? Yeah, my first wife.

Okay,

now, here is the terrific trick. Notice the egg and the handkerchief.

And now I say, hocus pocus, egg is gone.

Thank you. Thank you. Wow.

You made the egg disappear. Now that's what I call real magic.

It's under his hat.

It's where?

Under his hat.

It

was

only a trick.

Will you guys stop blowing my hat, please?

He's not here.

Huh, maybe he made himself disappear.

Oh, look at the magic stuff.

Oh, I wonder if there's any magic in here.

Leave me some magic to get me through the day.

Wonders that... Cast a spell I can't disobey If

it's all an illusion I'm filled with confusion

So leave me some magic Don't take the

magic away Leave

me some magic

As much as you can spare And if people laugh at

me I guess I don't care To believe sets me free

more Isn't that what I'm here for?

So leave me some magic Don't take the

magic

Don't take the magic away.

I

once

again for Veterinarians Hospital.

The continuing story of a quack.

Who's wrong to the dog? We've got to get down to business, Nurse Piggy. I'm

running out of patients.

That's what you think, Dr. Bob.

Holy guacamole.

What have we here?

And so we come to the end of the beginning of another Veterinarian's

Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr.

Bob say... This has been a hair...

my guest hi on the farm every

friday on the farm it's rabbit pie day so every friday that

ever comes along i get up early and sing this little song oh run rabbit run

rabbit run run

Fine, fine, fine

Robin, I have some magic that will really make you feel better.

Hmm, I doubt it.

You do?

Yeah. Fozzie's been doing some magic tricks for me, and they're really dumb.

Well, you know, Robin, Fozzie hasn't really practiced and studied the art of

magic. But you know, Robin, there is real magic inside of each one of us.

magic that we all have that allows us to fulfill our dreams and turn them into

reality. And all you have to do, Robin, is believe in your own magic.

And then... Nothing is impossible.

Really? Yeah, it's true. Look, I'm going to show you some magic now that's just

like you.

You mean it's green?

No, it's small.

Your turn.

There's a change in the weather. There's a change in the sea.

So from now on, there'll be a change in me.

My walk will be different. My talk and my name.

Nothing about me is going to be the same.

I'm going to change my way of living.

So we keep changing our minds.

Well, listen, give me a call if you find out who you are.

Clement, Clement, Clement, would you please introduce my act next?

Will you please leave me alone, please?

Oh, he's kind of nervous, isn't he?

Yeah, well, give him a break. He's been dodging rabbits all day.

And now we present, despite heart -rending appeals from the magician's

I will perform the famous Indian rope trick. But I must have absolute silence

for this to work.

Hey,

who's

that kid up there?

What's he doing?

He's hauling on some kind of rope.

Hey, be careful!

What?

Yeah

Thank you.

Oh, look, you're good.

We've seen a lot of fantastic magic tonight, but before we make our final

disappearing act, let us bring back the incredible Mr.

Doug Henning. Thank you.

Thank you.

Kermit, I've just had a wonderful time tonight.

Oh, good. Hey, let's bring out your own magician, the incredible Fozzie Bear.

I'm really sorry about all this. Oh, that's okay. I love rabbits, too. You

rabbits, too?

That's all, folks.