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Oh, Ann. Ann Murray.
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15 seconds of curtain, Miss Murray.
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Thanks, Scooter.
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Is skateboarding allowed in the theater?
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Nope. Strictly forbidden. For some dumb
reason, though I don't know why.
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I just remembered the reason.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest, Ann.
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It's time to get things started.
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It's time to get things started.
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tonight because our special guest is the
lovely recording star and entertainer
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miss ann murray but before we meet miss
murray we have a sensational opening
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number now i'm not going to tell you
anything about it because i want it to
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real surprise and a second hey uh hey
back there well would you turn off that
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that uh uh chainsaw turn off the
chainsaw
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By the chainsaw, that's the motorcycle
for Miss Piggy's opening number.
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No, it's a motorcycle. I was trying to
keep it from the audience.
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Back there.
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Hey,
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guys, back there.
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Turn off that chainsaw.
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Got it.
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I don't know why he even tried.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our opening number
featuring Miss Piggy on a...
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motorcycle. You blew it!
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Putt, putt, putt, putt, putt, putt,
putt, putt. Oh, boy.
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Cermy? Yeah? Oh, Cermy, you know, you
and I should have done that number
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together. Oh? You'd be very attractive
in the leather and goggle look.
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Well, I just need the leather. I already
got the goggle look.
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favorite songs. Ladies and gentlemen,
Miss Anne -Marie!
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Beneath its snowy metal cold and plain,
the unborn grass lies waiting for
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its coat to turn to grain.
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I was young then too And anything that
it would tell me That's the thing that I
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would do But now I feel such emptiness
within For
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the thing that I want most in life's the
thing that I can't win Spread your
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tiny wings and fly away And take the
snow back with you where it came from
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on that day
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When I left forever is untrue.
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And if I could, you know that I would
fly away with you.
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The breeze along the river seems to say
that he'll only break my heart
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again should I decide to stay.
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So little snowbird, take me with you
when you go to that land of gentle
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breezes where the peaceful water
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And if I could, you know that I would
fly away with you.
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into the snowbirds, huh?
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Um, yes.
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Who are you?
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Oh, I'm the dodo who lives around here.
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Well, this is a beautiful forest.
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Oh, really?
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We're tearing it all down.
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You're kidding.
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Nope, gonna build apartment houses.
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Yep, rip out the trees, brick up the
creek.
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Apartments everywhere.
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I didn't know birds built apartment
houses.
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Oh, yeah, these are especially built for
birds.
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get on with my song now? Yeah, but you
better sing fast.
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The bulldozers are coming.
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Yeah, if I could, you know.
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Snowbirds? Snow good, either.
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Okay, great number, great number. That
was just wonderful, Ann. Hey, what about
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me? Well, to be honest, I hate bird
jokes.
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Oh, come on, Kermit. He just did it for
a lark.
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, Scooter, Scooter, would you tell the
Mexican hat dancers they're on next?
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Oh, I did.
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Good. Scooter, you're not riding your
skateboard up there, are you? Nope, I
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it downstairs.
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Oh, good.
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You think that's funny, huh?
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Oh,
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here's another mucho haha for you. You
see, your set is ruined, and so the
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Mexican hat dance number has to be
canceled.
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And now for this Muppet News Flash.
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Muppet Labs announced today the
invention of a new hair trigger
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The paper was inscribed with the
following message, quote, Muppet Labs
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today the invention of a new hair
-trigger -exploding paper.
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Ladies and gentlemen, there's been a
last -minute program change.
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The Mexican hat dancers have graciously
stepped aside.
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that we may present the following piece
of weirdness.
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Wonder, trudge, wonder, trudge, wonder,
wonder,
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wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder,
wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder,
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wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder,
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wonder, wonder,
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wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder,
wonder, wonder, wonder.
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chuckle, gloat groan, whipper giggle,
gloat moan, giggle groan chuckle, gloat
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whipper smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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smash smash smash smash smash smash
smash smash smash smash smash smash
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Deal. Trudge,
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trudge.
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from a record -breaking two -day
engagement at the Saskatoon,
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Parrot Jungle.
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I want to hear y 'all now. Here we go.
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Miss Murray, I'm... Snoop. Yeah, yeah.
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And I just came up to your... Dressing
room?
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Yeah.
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Because I was looking for my...
Saxophone.
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Yeah.
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Anything else you want to know?
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No, that about covers it. You know,
there's just one way to keep from losing
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that thing. What's that?
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Keep blowing it.
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We have.
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That's very nice.
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Zoot.
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Hey, are those guys still here? They
finished their number a long time ago.
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don't they go home?
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They say they want transportation.
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Transportation?
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Yeah, they say they're waiting for their
chauffeur.
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Guys, there seems to be some
misunderstanding here. You see, we
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Your chauffeur's name is Scooter.
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Okay, boss.
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Why don't you go and wait there by the
door, and he'll come and pick you up.
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Scooter?
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Ready.
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Your passengers are down there by the
door.
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Okay.
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on the ceiling near my bed in my sight
through
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the night I try to hide in vain
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underneath my counter
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Since it is a dancing floor job.
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some skateboard tricks on stage?
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Uh, well, maybe next week, Scooter.
We're just about to do the closing
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now. Oh, gee, my uncle owns this theater
and who's in the audience tonight and
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who won't be here next week because he's
talking to his accountant about a big
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rent increase?
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Yeah. Well, we'll be very disappointed.
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Scooter, shouldn't you be getting your
skateboard ready for the closing number?
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Oh, thanks, Chief.
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Some Chief taking orders from the
Papoose.
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of course, Scooter's uncle.
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Once again, it is time for our guest
star and our skateboards. So let's have
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really big hand for Ms. Ann Murray.
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Yay!
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When trumpets were mellow And every gal
only had
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one fellow No need to remember when
Because everything
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old is new again.
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Dancing at Long Island.
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Jazz age parties.
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Way to bring us some more Bacardi.
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Order now what they order then.
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Because everything old is new.
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Get out your white suit, top hat and
tail.
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Let's go backwards and forward, Bill.
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And movie stars, they thought we're long
dead.
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Get them framed beside your bed.
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Don't throw the past away.
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You might need it some rainy day.
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Dreams can come true.
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When everything old is new again Get out
your white
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suit, top hat and tail And put it in
backwards when forward fell
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And leave Greta Garbo alone And be a
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movie star
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you, Kermit. You know, it's been a
lot of fun.
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You people are just wonderful.
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Kermit, are you all right?
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you know something doesn't have to be
funny to be good what did you think of
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this show it was good
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