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Oh, Arthur. Arthur Godfrey.
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Godfrey.
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Arthur Godfrey.
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You better check with your boss. I'm
Arlo, Arlo Guthrie.
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Oh, yeah, Arlo Guthrie. Of course. I'm
sorry, Arlo. Gee, I wish Kermit would
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learn how to type. His handwriting's
terrible.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Arlo Guthrie. Yay!
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What's this fish doing in our box?
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The same as us.
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Suffering.
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the audience, and this is the Muppet
Show. It works out kind of nice that
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And another thing that's nice is that
our very special guest star is that
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singer of folk songs, Mr. Arlo Guthrie.
So we're just going to lay back, relax,
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and spend a quiet family evening.
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Welcome to our house.
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Yep.
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Yep, you can see everybody's gathered
around the old homestead here.
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The family's here.
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Granny and a baby.
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And the bear. And the band. And over at
the piano, Mr. Arlo Guthrie!
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I went down to the grocery store
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to get in. I had to pay a dime or more.
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I hadn't yet begun to start when I had
to pay the rent on the shopping cart.
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I received a bell for the escaping.
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Without this time that I was going to
sing, I went and picked the kids up in
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other lane.
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Put back the food and ran out of the
store.
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I ain't going back to that place no
more.
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Well,
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I'm telling the truth now. I don't feel,
I don't mind no woman's live. But if a
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woman don't want to go down to the
store, the family isn't going to eat no
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do a solo.
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They were afraid if they left him alone,
he'd make a run for it.
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Okay, very nice guys. Very folksy, very
friendly, very homely.
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Who are you calling homely?
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Home light, home light.
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Don't be so touchy.
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Hey, Winnie.
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What's the chef doing up there with all
those dishes?
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Oh, well, when Chef and I heard you
having a big family gathering on the
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we'd have thought you should have a...
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Well, that's true. So we got out the
crockery, and now Chef can start
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Yeah, but, oh, well, Chef, Chef, we're
having it catered.
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It's just that, you know, I thought the
chef would like a day off, and I know
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he's great caterer.
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Chef, Chef, wait a minute. On the other
hand, Chef, hold it. Wait a second. I'll
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change my mind.
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You can cook dinner.
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Be careful with those last dishes.
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I'm calling these Swedish Noel cowards.
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And now, correct from the Chicago
Livestock Board, here are the gestation
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periods.
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Gestation?
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Yes. Anyhow, gestation periods.
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Pigs, 113 days.
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Cows, 284 days.
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Horses, 337 days. And elephants, 645
days.
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Elsewhere on the agricultural news
front, the recent bumper crop has been
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causing problems for farmers.
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Widespread dumping of produce has
resulted from this bumper crop.
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Bumper crop.
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I've come out here in the pasture to
prove a point.
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And the point is that there's as much
sophistication and style out here in the
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country as there is on Broadway.
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Presenting Aunt Melba's Guernsey
Cotillion with a little elegance.
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Misleading us, silver spoons were used
for feeding us. We got elegance, if you
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ain't got elegance. You can never, ever
change it all.
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Little cloth, don't speak of it. Death
warfare, we'll make of it. Some are born
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with rags and patches, but we use
dollars for matches and...
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We've got elegance.
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You can never, ever carry it all.
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We've got elegance. We were born to be
elegant. Have you noticed when
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I hold my cup so short it never moves?
And the way I keep my pinky up
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inlubitably.
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Hey,
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those heifers are pretty good hoofers.
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Yeah, just hope it doesn't curdle the
milk.
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Excuse him.
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We skewer the turkey.
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The turkey.
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And over. Here we go. Here we go.
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Turkey.
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Ready?
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Ready? Here we go. Ready?
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Here we go.
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One. Two.
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I was wondering if you could help me
tune my guitar.
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Oh, sure. Come in, Gonzo.
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You know, I love guitars.
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Yeah, well, this one's a beauty. It's a
custom job I had shipped in from Miami.
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Wow.
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A real flamingo guitar. Yeah.
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Two for the show.
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Grab your partner. Here we go. Now turn
to the left. Turn to the right. Hold
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your honey and hold her tight.
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Prettiest tune that's ever been played.
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Swing your partner from a name.
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A kitten's a cat.
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A doe's a deer.
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Take your finger and stick it in your
ear.
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Now a man's right with a do -si -do.
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Pins and needles, needles and pins.
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Men get even. Kick them in the shin.
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And he couldn't stand still. He ran
away.
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When? One day.
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Oh. And also, I'll run with him.
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Hey, sing one.
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He ran so fast he couldn't stop. He ran
into a barber shop and felt
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exhaustionized. Now, with his I .T. Oh,
yeah?
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In the barber's left shoulder.
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Well, I went up in a balloon so big, the
people on Earth say it looks like big
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like a mice.
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They do.
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Like Gaty did.
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They done did.
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Like flies did.
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And like fleas.
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What's that?
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A balloon turned up with the top side
higher. It fell on the white public
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country. It sparked and made a noise
like a hound dog.
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Like a steam whistle.
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And also like dynamite. A balloon.
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What could you do in a case like that?
What could you do but stamp on your hat?
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Or a toothbrush?
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Or your grandmother?
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Anything. Yeah, Bubba? That's helpful.
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Well, that was different. I should say
so.
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So many of these songs are long and
boring.
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Yes, they finally managed one short and
boring.
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Does that mean they're getting better or
worse?
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I'm happy to sing this song to you
doggies tonight.
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You know, that's what they used to call
you. It's not about dogs.
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This is an old song, a cowboy song, and
it goes like this.
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As I was out riding one morning for
pleasure, I
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spotted a cow puncher, he riding alone.
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His hat was throwed back and his purse
was jingling.
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And as he approached me, he was singing
this song.
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Whoopee -tie -io, get along.
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If your misfortune ain't not of my
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own,
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whoopee -tide, yayo, get along, little
doggie.
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You know that Wyoming will be your new
home.
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Sounds like a nice song.
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Tell you know the truth of it.
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You know, these songs was sung by lion
cowboys. I mean, what's that mean? Whoop
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-dee -tie -i -o, get along, little
doggies.
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It's your misfortune, ain't none of my
own.
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That means a cowboy, you've got a gun.
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Them doggies is on art.
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And he goes on to say, whoop -dee -tie
-i -o, get along, little doggies. You
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know that Wyoming will be your new home.
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A lot of bull, that is.
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Wyoming's not going to be their new
home. They're going to be inside a tin
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outside of Kansas City.
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Now some of the boys go on the trail
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for the pleasure.
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But that's where they get it most
awfully wrong.
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Nothing left of this song.
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Or the cowboy that's coming.
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Whoop -a -tie, get along,
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little doggie.
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If your misfortune ain't none of my own.
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Whoop -a -tie.
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You know that Wyoming will be
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your new home.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Kermit, Kermit, I am ready to do my
Robert Frost poetry reading.
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Posse, you can't do poetry on this show.
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Kermit, look at all these cows.
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This show needs every bit of class it
can get.
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Anyway, Kermit, my poetry is just as
good as my comedy.
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It's that bad, huh?
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Kermit, I memorized a whole...
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Okay, you can do your portrait, but just
make it snappy. Yes, sir. Thank you,
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sir.
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Hey, Kermit, I'm ready for my tango
number.
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Uh, Gonzo, not on this show. Maybe next
week.
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Kermit, Kermit, perfection cannot be
denied.
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Hi.
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by woods on a snowy evening by robert
frost whose woods these are i think i
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know his house is in the village though
he will not mind if i stay here to watch
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his woods fill up with snow my little
horse must think it's queer
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You said you'd make it fast. Now, hurry
up. Yeah, but Gonzo just came in... Oh,
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boy. Where was I?
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Who cares?
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Get to the good part, where I'll shake
my harness bell.
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Oh, yeah, right, right.
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He gives his harness bells a shake to
ask if there was some mistake.
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Let's see. Oh, yeah.
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The only other sound, the sweep of easy
wind and downy fling.
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You... What?
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Gonzo!
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Gonzo, what are you... What are you
doing, Gonzo?
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That's not... My dear papa.
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It's called... Say, Gonzo, hide away.
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Go away.
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I once allowed... Make them to keep...
To
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go before I sleep.
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And must... To go before I sleep. Oh,
yeah!
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Was that supposed to be poetry?
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Yes. The bear has gone from bad to
first.
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The veggie wedgie stew.
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Okay, well,
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while the chef sends out for pizza or
something, I
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think I hear music coming from the
living room. The music of Mr.
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Arlo Guthrie.
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River.
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day down here on the old homestead. And
as the sun sinks slowly in the west, the
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entire family gathers around the
traditional table for a great feast. And
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thank you to our very special guest, our
lady and gentleman, Mr. Arlo Guthrie.
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Thank you, Colonel. You know,
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I've had a wonderful time, but can we
carve the turkey now?
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No turkey, but... What are we going to
have? Well, I'm certain that the Swedish
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chef has cooked up something for us,
right, chef?
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Well, as they say in France, adios.
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That's Spanish.
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I know. I don't speak French.
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