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15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Borga. Fine,
I'll be ready when you're ready.
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Say, what's that you're playing?
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It's Beethoven.
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Any requests?
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Yes.
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Don't play Beethoven.
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It's The Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Victor Borga. Yay!
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I'm the most sensational, inspirational,
celebrational, Muppetational. This is
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what we call a Muppet Show.
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Thank you, thank you, and
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welcome to another one of those things
we call a Muppet Show.
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Tonight, our very special guest star is
that master of comedy and culture, Mr.
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Victor Borga. And we're all very excited
about it.
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You know,
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Victor Borga is not Swedish. He's
Danish.
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Well,
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sorry about that.
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Anyhow, before we get to good things
like guest stars, we have to pass
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some strange and unknown territory.
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Everybody wants to be a macho, macho
man. To have the kind of body that's
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in the man.
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the street than on the stage.
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Okay, nicely rumbled there, gang.
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Well done.
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Excuse me, you have a Bobby Benson
working here?
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Yeah, he's downstairs rehearsing. Thank
you.
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Say, who was that guy? I've seen him on
television.
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I don't know. He wanted to see Bobby.
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I wish I could remember the show.
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I wish you could remember this show.
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Oh, right. Tell Mr. Borger to get ready
for his opening number.
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Hey, Bobby. Bobby, they're just great.
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I know. I know. Yeah.
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You Bobby Benson?
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Well, I sure am.
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I'd like to talk to you someplace in
private. Well, gee, I don't know. The
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babies. It's okay, Bobby. I'll take care
of the babies.
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Hey, thanks, Fozzie. Yeah.
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Babies take five.
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Hey, baby. Hey, baby. Hi.
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Hi. Hey, my name is Fozzie the Bear.
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Yeah. Yeah. And I am going to tell you a
whole...
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He's truly one of the most distinguished
and funniest pianists in the world.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Victor Borga.
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Ladies and gentlemen, there seems to be
a dog on the stage.
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Well, I hope you don't mind. I'm just
here to admire your technique.
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I play the piano, too, you know.
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Oh, you do?
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That is interesting.
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Yeah, I hope that's okay with you.
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Yes, it certainly is. I chase cats once
in a while myself.
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I hope that's all right with you.
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Listen, be my guest.
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No, you be my guest. Let's play
something together.
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Hey, can I do that?
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What do you know? Do you know anything?
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Maybe something by Bach.
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My Bach is worse than my bite.
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There are three barks, you know. Johan,
Sebastian, and often bark.
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I often bark myself.
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He's a witty dog.
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Okay, what do you want to play?
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How about Liss, Hungarian Rhapsody,
number two?
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Oh, don't you know number one?
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Okay, number two.
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I'll start and you try to follow me.
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Here we go. Okay.
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A talking dog.
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Piano playing also.
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I wonder how his violin playing is.
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Sometimes I fiddle around.
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The cadenza.
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This is really the way it goes.
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Oh, Victor, hey, that was a nice number.
Nice going, Rolf. Oh, thank you, thank
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you very much. But I had a bone to pick
with you. They gave me my fee for my
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performance, but look what I got. It was
a mistake.
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I think you must have gotten Rolf's.
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Hot dog, I just got a raise.
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Well, I'll tell you, I worked for
Peanuts before.
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Yeah, Peanuts.
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Kermit, I'm just going to step out for a
few minutes with my friend.
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That's fine, Bobby.
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Have somebody watch the babies, will
you?
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Oh, sure.
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Not Fozzie. He doesn't seem to have the
nerve. Come on, Benson.
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Come on.
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Wait a minute. Hey, I just remembered
what TV show I saw that guy on. It was
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6 o 'clock news.
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He's a cop.
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I know.
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Not a problem now.
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Who's going to take care of the babies?
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Miss Piggy? Of course. I just love
children and they adore me. I don't
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this.
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One, two, three o 'clock.
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Something wrong.
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Just a minute.
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The Blue Dandruff by Joe Strauss.
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Gonna make a big star out of me Make a
film about a man who's sad and lonely
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And all I gotta do is act naturally
Well, I'll bet you
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I'm gonna be a big star Like winning an
Oscar, you can never tell
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The movie's gonna make me a big star
Cause I can
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play the part
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Well, hope you'll come and see me in the
movies.
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Then I know that you won't plainly see.
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Who are you?
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The biggest fool that ever hit the big
time.
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Oh. And all you gotta do is act
naturally.
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Hey, wait a minute. You can't do this.
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Why not?
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Well, you're a reflection.
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You're supposed to do just what I do.
But you do ludicrous things.
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Naturally, I'll bet you I'm gonna be a
big star.
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Mike winning an Oscar, you can never
tell.
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The movie's gonna make me a big star.
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Because I can play the part so well.
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Well, I hope you'll come and see me in
the movies.
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Of course, I'll be there.
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Be very quiet because I'm practicing.
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Oh, Mr. Morgan.
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Could I come in and hear you play? Yes,
come right in. Oh, terrific.
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Be quiet.
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Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
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I'll be real quiet.
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Very good, very good. What are you going
to play? I'm going to play some
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Beethoven. I'm playing the Moonlight
Sonata by Beethoven.
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Oh, go ahead, yes.
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I don't think you would like it.
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Why? See what it says here? Con molto
tedioso.
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What does that mean? That means... with
great dullness.
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I don't think you'll like that. Not the
way you came in here.
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Don't go. Please, please, for me.
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Okay. You have to be quiet.
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Okay. Shh. Shh.
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That's the Spanish composer.
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me tie my shoes.
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Gee, Miss Piggy and the baby seem to be
getting along fine.
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Yeah, I don't understand it.
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Miss Piggy!
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conducting the Infant Symphony in
Tchaikovsky's First Piano Concerto with
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guest soloist, Mr. Victor Borga.
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Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's my privilege
now to play
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Yep, that's my bag.
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Okay, if you're ready, please.
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All right, you all right there? Yeah, I
got too excited.
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I know, I know. The short piano.
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Okay, if you will try it again.
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But before we all sink slowly in the
West, let us pause to say thank you to a
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very special guest, our lady and
gentleman, Mr. Victor Borga.
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Thank you very much,
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Kermit. It has been a great experience,
particularly the baby band.
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Come on, baby.
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Mr. Borges, since you were our guest
soloist tonight, the babies would like
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to have this baton as a souvenir.
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Oh, but you have given me so much
already.
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Oh, like what?
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A chicken pox.
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We'll see you next time on The Muppet
Show.
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Stay tuned for the magic hour. I dream
of Jeannie and Bewitched. And make up
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your own mind who's more powerful. Does
Jeannie get the nod or is it Samantha by
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a nose? Find out how you can vote next
on Nick at Night.
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Berger played the Muppet Show.
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Yep. Who won? This time, Victor was the
loser.
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