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Crystal Gale, 15 seconds to curtain,
Crystal.
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Oh, thanks, Scooter. Would you do me a
favor and cue me on my line?
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Well, sure.
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Uh, Crystal Gale, 15 seconds to curtain,
Crystal.
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Thanks, Scooter. Would you do me a favor
and cue me on my line?
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Perfect.
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If it helps any, I didn't understand
that either.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Crystal Gale.
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Why did you invite these penguins?
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Because the aardvarks have the flu.
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Thank
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you,
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thank you, thank you, and welcome again
to the Muppet Show. We call it that
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because, um...
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Well, we call it that because the whole
show is just filled with Muppets, plus
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one human being. And tonight it's a very
special human being, the lovely
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recording artist Miss Crystal Gale. But
first, but first we present an old
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German folk song.
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And it's not from West Germany. It's not
from East Germany. It seems to be from
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South Germany.
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Why not?
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I love you, my dear old Swanee.
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I give the world to be among the folks
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in B -I -X -I -E.
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Swanee!
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We are coming back to Swanee!
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Mummy!
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Daddy!
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I love the old fox at home.
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that number? I can't talk about it. Why
not?
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I still have relatives in Germany.
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Somebody stole my gal.
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Somebody stole my pal.
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Somebody came and took her away.
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Hi there, Scooter. Oh, hi, Kermit. Hey,
the Prairie Dog Glee Club really sounds
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good. Yeah, well, they've been working
really hard.
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Yeah, they're still working pretty hard.
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Scooter, what are they doing?
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Guys, come on, cut it out.
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Then take five.
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I mean, stop it.
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I'm sorry, Kermit. I guess they've got a
little pack rat blood in them. They
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keep stealing everything.
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We can't have this on the show, Scooter.
No.
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You better talk to him. I got to go
introduce Crystal Gale.
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Okay, guys.
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I'm going to count to three, and I want
to see everything just in the place it
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was. Okay?
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One, two, three.
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What the hay?
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Okay, well, enough of this nonsense. It
is sanity time here on the Muppet Show.
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And here is our very special guest star,
ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Miss
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Crystal Gale.
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Once again, with my suitcase in my hand,
I'm
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running away down the river road.
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And I swear, once again.
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With my suitcase in my hand, I'm running
away down
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the road.
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And I swear once again.
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Haven't changed my socks since World War
II.
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Last night for dinner, I ate a French
potion.
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There she goes home again With her
suitcase in her hand No more
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running away down River Road And I swear
once
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again
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me the time I ran away from home. When
was that?
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Last night. The wife was driving me
crazy.
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Okay,
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nice number, guys. Very pretty, Crystal.
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Hey, boss?
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Okay, yeah, the Prairie Dog Glee Club's
ready.
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Oh, good. I'll schedule their number in
the second half of the show. Good. Uh,
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did you talk to them about stealing,
though? Yeah, but I think you better
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to them. I mean, after all, you are the
head honcho. I think they'd listen to
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you. Okay. Hey, fellas?
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Uh, Kermit wants to talk to you.
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Listen,
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gang, it's not nice to take other
people's things.
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You see, that's called stealing.
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Guys!
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They've taken everything!
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Gee,
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boss, I've never seen you naked before.
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It's me, Miss Gail Beauregard de
Janidor.
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What can I do for you, Beauregard?
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Well, um... Could I have your autograph?
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Yes, you can.
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Here you go.
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Okay, thank you.
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Wait, this is not...
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It's upside down.
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How did you do that?
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And now, Pigs in Spain!
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Listen,
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the warning buzzer. Someone's outside
the door.
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Yes, I'm afraid he's... I'm resting.
That was a difficult thing
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to plan.
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You must tell us, who has breached our
security?
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Who is outside of our door?
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What shall we do?
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What can we do?
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Link's mommy wanted on the bridge.
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Good morning, cousin.
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Is it the other door?
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For this week's Pigs in Space!
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Lone Shark from Cincinnati, who comes
daily to his fishery. Fish is what he
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eats. Listen to this story.
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Shrimps and rice are very nice.
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Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight, hold
tight, food rack a second. Want some
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seafood, Mama?
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Codfish and sauce, and then of course, I
like oysters, lobsters too. I like my
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tasty bit of fish. When I come home from
work at night, I get my favorite dish,
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fish. Hold tight, hold tight, hold
tight, hold tight, food rack a second.
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some seafood?
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Shrimps and rice, they're very nice.
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Hey, this is my kind of song.
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What's G -Food, Mama?
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Shrimps and rice, they're very nice.
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Want some seafood, mama?
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Codfish and sauce, and of course, I like
kippers, mackerel too. And I like my
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tasty bit of fish.
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When I come home from work at night, I
get my favorite dish, fish.
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Hold tight, hold tight, hold tight, hold
tight, food, Rakusaki. Want some
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seafood, mama?
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Shrimps and rice?
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Very nice.
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Is that you, Kermit?
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Yes,
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ma 'am.
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Do you often wear a bag over your head?
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Those dumb prairie dogs, they took away
my collar. So?
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Well, you wouldn't want me to go around
naked, would you? Well, no, it's family
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show. It used to be.
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Hey, we can put something else around
your neck. We can find it.
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Yeah, well, my other collar's at the
cleaners. Well, let's find it. Look at
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dog.
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Hey.
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I don't know. I feel kind of dumb.
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No.
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Why do you look dumb?
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Come back here.
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Oh, dear. I don't think I helped any.
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Dick. Pop.
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Dick. Pop.
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60 seconds got together and they decided
to become a minute.
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and got together and they decided to
become an hour.
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Talk. Talk.
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24 hours kept ticking away and they all
voted to call
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it a day. But darling, in a day there
wasn't time to say how much
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I love you.
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They convinced and got together and they
decided to become a week.
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As they grew and grew, then 52 weeks
decided to become a year.
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That's why 60 seconds every minute, 60
minutes every hour. Every hour, every
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day, every day, every week. Every week
and a half.
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Did you want to see me, Miss Piggy? Yes,
come in, come in.
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Can I talk to you from here? No, no, I
want to show you something. Now get in
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here.
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See, I can explain about this outfit.
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Who cares about your silly costume?
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Look at this.
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See my black wig that I wear for Latin
numbers? It's missing.
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And my long lavender gloves.
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And my simulated pearls. Everything is
all gone.
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Well, you see, I've got to go out on
stage and make an introduction. I'll
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explain to you later.
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Explain to me now.
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You see, we've got, on the show, we've
got these prairie dogs.
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What? Yeah.
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peek out here and introduce our next
act.
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It is the barbershop harmonies of our
own singing prairie dog.
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They're really terrific, so hang on to
your hats, and you might also keep an
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on your wallets. Ladies and gentlemen,
the singing prairie dog!
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all put you under arrest.
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Wait, wait, wait, Deputy Bear. Surely
you're not arresting these cute little
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things there as common thieves?
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But I have witnesses.
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The bear's right.
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The prairie dogs are thieves.
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I'm Dr.
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Bunsen Honeydew, this is Muppet Labs,
and I'm Tickled Pink to announce our
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solution to the banana problem.
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As you know, once removed from the
bunch, bananas cannot be
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reinserted.
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This results in extra bananas lying
around underfoot,
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where they can be hazardous to your
health.
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Such problems disappear with our new
electric banana sharpener. Show them,
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Beaker.
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Say
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goodbye forever
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to dull bananas.
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With this equipment, you can store
bananas on any convenient vertical
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You can even throw a whole bunch this
way.
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And that's all for today from Muppet
Lab.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Kermit's having
what you might call costume problems
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tonight, so he's asked me to introduce
our very special guest star again.
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Is the scenery ready?
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Here she is again, Miss Crystal Gale.
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We must believe in magic.
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We must believe in the guy.
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universe at your command.
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Thank you.
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If you believe in magic, you have the
universe at your mouth.
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end of another one, but before we go,
sorry.
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Okay, okay.
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Well, we've just about come down to the
end of another one, but before we go,
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let us have a warm thank you for our
very special guest star, ladies and
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gentlemen, Miss Crystal Gale.
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Thank you, Carmen, for a lovely evening.
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Oh, it's been our pleasure, and
instantly you can have your feather bowl
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Oh, wait.
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What's going on?
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Well, so much for the prairie dogs.
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Yeah, now we gotta worry about termites.
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