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Cheryl Ladd? Cheryl Ladd? 20 seconds to
curtain, Miss Ladd. Oh, thank you,
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Scooter. I just can't seem to get my
costume off.
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Off? You're supposed to put it on.
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I know, but first he takes it off and
then I'll put it on.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Cheryl Ladd.
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Hey, would you guys be quiet? We're
trying to heckle up here.
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Hey, tonight our very special guest is
one of the loveliest and most talented
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ladies of the entire entertainment
world, Cheryl Ladd. But first, on stage,
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Piggy and Link Hogthrob in a steamy
jungle number.
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Many people nowadays are returning to
the natural life in search of peace and
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tranquility. Well, this may change their
mind.
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I love those.
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You, Stadler.
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No, you, Waldorf. Me, Thick.
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Okay, nicely sung, Piggy. Thank you,
Kermie. Yes, nicely sung, Chimp.
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Nicely swung, Link.
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Ralph, on stage for your piano piece.
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I'm ready. Don't worry. It'll be great.
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That won't be great.
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Yes, but he plays it too fortissimo.
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Whatever you say.
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Excuse me. Hi.
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Excuse me, but are you busy?
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While I'm doing that introduction for
sure, I'll add. Good. Listen, I've been
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reading a book here on self
-improvement. Yeah. And it says that I
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boss, that's you, to make a list of my
good points and my bad points.
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Oh, Father, you don't want me to do
that.
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Oh, but Kermit, I do. You see, it will
help me to grow into a more mature and
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adult bear.
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Well, okay, if you really want me to.
Oh, thank you, Kermit, thank you.
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Went pretty good, Kermit, but I think I
played it too fortissimo.
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What did I tell you?
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Kermit, excuse me, Kermit, you know that
list?
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Yeah. When you make it, you know, really
be honest, okay?
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But gentle.
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How can you gently run over someone with
a truck?
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Ladies and gentlemen, our guest star
tonight is best known for her dazzling
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performances on television, but acting
is only one of the things she does well.
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See for yourself, here she is, Cheryl
Lamb!
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The neat little rhythm of the happy
dancing feet. When I look there, the
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out running and bright. Now they're
going to have a lot of fun. Make way.
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Everybody's coming in.
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See the big parade.
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Make room. Give me some air.
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I really get a thrill.
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I know I always will.
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Whenever I can hear the rhythm of a
band.
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Pigs in space, Snacks. Set up pigs in
space.
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Okay, boy, that was a great number. That
charolette is terrific.
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Yes, but that trumpet player kept going
flat.
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If I remember my history, Beethoven was
supposed to be deaf.
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I'm not Beethoven, dummy. I'm a bust of
Beethoven.
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Of course.
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It's a job. You gotta do something for a
living, and I'm a bust of Beethoven.
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Any more questions?
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No, no, no, no. Nothing.
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Just forget the...
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Excuse me. What?
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Excuse me.
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Kermit, have you finished that list, you
know, with my good points and my bad
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points? Well, not yet. I just made a few
notes.
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Oh, oh, oh, a few notes, yeah. Oh, let's
see.
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Kermit, you're kidding.
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You don't really think that I... Oh, no.
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Not that.
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Kermit. Look at this.
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I need this.
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Okay, sometimes I may be a little... Oh,
Kermit, not this.
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Fozzie, I think I better explain.
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No, no.
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Come on. It's okay. It's okay. I can
understand how you might think that I
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these bad points.
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Oh, well, actually, that list is your
good points.
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I think I better go get a cup of coffee.
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You want to talk bad points? Let's start
with that crummy hat you always wear.
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And now, Pigs in Space!
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When last we left the swine track, Dr.
Strangepork was on the verge of
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completing his mysterious experiment.
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Well, Link, this is it. At last my work
is completed and I can present the
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universe with this little baby.
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What is it? It's a pill that makes pigs
invisible.
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What a wonderful and useful invention.
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Let's try it. Oh, certainly.
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Well, here's looking at you. But not for
long.
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This is weird.
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Oh, I think it's peachy neat.
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Oh, I think I'm going to have to sit
down.
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Oh, Link, Link, a strange park.
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Hmm, no one on the bridge.
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Strange.
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I'll just use the intercom.
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Woo -hoo!
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I'd say this chair is due for a spell of
leave.
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Testing one, two, three.
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Hug, throw up to the bridge.
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What the heck?
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I know that hit.
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Strange pork.
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Link! Oh, the pills are beginning to
wear off.
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What do you think she's planning?
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I don't know, Link, but let's not stick
around to find out. Yeah. Link!
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Huh? Hurry!
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Uh -oh. Oh, Link, we found out. Oh,
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smell that country air.
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for a picnic round there. It's really
nice.
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What's that sound?
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There's a new sound, the newest sound
around, the strangest sound that you
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ever heard.
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Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's
roar, it isn't like the cry of any bird.
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But there's a new sound, it's deep down
in the ground, and everyone who listens
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to it squirms because it's new, new
sound. So deep down in the ground, it's
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sound that's made by worms.
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There's a new sound, the newest sound
around, the strangest sound that you
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ever heard.
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Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's
roar. It isn't like the cry of any bird.
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But there's a new sound. It's deep down
in the ground and everyone who listens
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to it squirms because it's new, new
sound. So deep down in the ground is the
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sound that's made by worms.
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There's a new sound.
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The newest sound around.
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The strangest sound that you have ever
heard.
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Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's
roar. It isn't like the cry of any bird.
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But there's a new sound.
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It's deep down in the ground. And
everyone who listens to it squirms.
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it's new, new sound. So deep down in the
ground is the sound that's made by
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worms.
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There's a new sound.
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The newest sound around.
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The strangest sound that you have ever
heard.
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Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's
roar. It isn't like the cry of any bird.
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But there's a new sound.
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It's deep down in the ground. And
everyone who listens to it squirms.
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it's new, new sound. So deep down in the
ground is a sound that's made by worms.
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No, Miss Piggy, come in. Oh, thank you.
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Oh, by the way, I borrowed some of your
perfume. I hope you don't mind.
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Oh, that stuff's okay.
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Oh, I'm so glad you came in because
there was something I wanted to talk to
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about. Oh, tell me yes.
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Oh. Go ahead.
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Oh, come on.
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I am really a big fan of yours.
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Of course.
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Although I am a bit surprised. You see,
most women are insanely jealous of you.
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Well, I can understand that. You
certainly are a threat.
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Beauty can be a curse.
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Do you know what I admire most about
you?
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Well, I'd like to guess.
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My big blue eyes.
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My beautiful blonde hair.
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My self -like figure.
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No, you're chopped.
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What?
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You're chopped. You know what?
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You're really super. I've seen you in
action.
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Well, I've seen you deck a few baddies
yourself.
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After all, we have to protect ourselves.
We are just helpless girls.
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Ready? Ready.
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I'm a girl and I mean that's only great.
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I am proud that my silhouette is curvy.
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I walk with a... Sweet and goodish cake.
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With my hips kind of swively and swirly.
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I adore being dressed in something
frilly.
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When my date comes to get me at my
place.
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Out I go with my Joe or John or Billy.
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Like a Billy who was ready for the race.
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Oh, oh, this is the dummy I practiced
on.
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Oh, Cheryl, how sweet.
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dummy too.
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Come here.
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Yeah, where do you want?
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Just trust me.
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Ready? Right.
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When I have a brand new hairdo.
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Funny. The pearls.
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I just laugh it up like.
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What are you doing here? Shoo! Shoo!
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! What?
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Careful! What? Those chickens are
hypnotized.
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Hypnotized chickens?
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Yes. They're in my power.
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Gonzo, I don't believe this.
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Oh, sure. See, I hypnotize them and then
I can get them to do anything I want.
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Like what?
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going to introduce you for a crummy act
like that?
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Sick him.
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Okay,
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okay, okay, okay, I'll introduce him.
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Here he is, ladies and gentlemen, your
own and you're welcome to him, Gonzo the
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Great.
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Now, students of the occult, I shall
demonstrate my amazing powers of
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I shall place a member of the audience
in a trance. Aided only by the
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strength of hypnotic suggestion, my
subject will support with only one hand
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5 ,000 -pound weight.
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Who will be the first lucky volunteer?
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It's just a question of mind over
matter.
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That's right. You don't mind and we
don't matter.
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You live to regret this.
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We intend to.
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I just don't understand you people.
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Immortality is up for grabs.
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But you don't deserve it.
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No, but you do.
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What a terrific idea.
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I'll hypnotize you. myself.
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I'll go down in history.
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Look deep into my eyes.
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Make my mind a complete blank.
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My eyelids are getting heavy.
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I am falling into my power.
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When I count three, I will have the
strength of an army.
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One, two, three.
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But how do you get out of it? It's
simple.
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I just snap my fingers.
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Hey, Kermit, it went terrific.
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He says it went terrific, but I know how
he really feels.
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How's that?
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About so high.
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Okay, that was a nice one, Gonzo.
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Yeah, I don't know where you find these
acts to do.
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Well, I just keep my ear to the ground.
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It looks like it.
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You will all be happy to know that Gonzo
did survive that last act and is about
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to embark on a new career as a lump.
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But right now it's time for our closing
number. Are we ready back there?
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Who wants to know?
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I do.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry, boss.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the wonderful Miss
Cheryl Lane.
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On my shoulder makes me happy.
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Sunshine.
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Jai.
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And Jack.
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Hermit, I just wanted to tell you thank
you. I have had so much fun working with
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the Muppets. I want to thank each one of
you, starting from the top.
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Oh, no!
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That means I'm last!
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Hey, Gonzo, don't be such a baby. Grow
up! I'm trying!
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Well, let's go while the going's good.
Well, I'm glad something's good tonight.
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