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Loretta Lynn?
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Loretta Lynn?
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Miss Lynn.
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How is it that you didn't meet me here
at the train station?
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Well, here I am. Terrific. Where's the
theater?
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Oh, uh, bad news, Loretta. What?
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We can't use the Muppet Theater tonight.
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Well, what are we going to use then?
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Platform 2.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest, our Miss Loretta Lynn.
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Music! Okay, let's go this way. Let's go
over here. Oh, this way. Sorry.
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Can I see your ticket?
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Hey,
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you know who's conducting?
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The conductor.
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It's time to play the music.
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It's time to light the light.
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It's time to meet the mob. It's time to
make a thing ring.
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Let's hope we...
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It's time to get things started on the
most inspirational, inspirational.
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It's Rick Soto's Railroad Spatial. This
is what we call the Muppet Show.
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Very special guest star tonight is the
most awarded lady in country music, Miss
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Loretta Lynn.
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But first, I think I owe you an
explanation about tonight's show.
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You see, the regular Muppet Theater is
being fumigated, and we had to find
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another place to do the show. And so the
only other place that we could find
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was... Coming, coming. What is it,
Gonzalo? You better hurry. There's one
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now. Yeah, the only other place that we
could find was...
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nearly deserted train station.
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Oh, it's Loretta Lynn!
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How many, three, two, we're going to do
the show from the station here? Uh,
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well, uh, Loretta, that is a very
difficult question.
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And, um, uh, the, uh, the, uh, the, uh,
well, the answer is, uh, yes.
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Well, don't worry about it because us
country singers can sing anywhere.
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Wonderful.
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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, here she is,
the most talented and cooperative of
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guest stars, Miss Loretta Lynn!
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So we'll hope you like what you see
Cause if you're looking at me
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You're looking at country You don't see
no city
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when you look at me Cause the country's
all I am
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of the barnyard shovel fit your hand.
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If your eyes are on me, you're looking
at country.
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Oh, let's hear it now, boys.
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Well, if this sure country is a little
green, but there's a whole lot of
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that you ain't seen, I'll show you
around.
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If you show me a wedding band, I said a
wedding band.
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When it comes...
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If you're looking at me, you're looking
at country.
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If your eyes are on me, you're looking
at country.
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If your eyes are on me, you're looking
at country.
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No, I bought a round -trip ticket.
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To where?
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To here, stupid.
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Okay, all right, nice number you guys.
Let's see, what's next? Tap dancers, tap
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dancers on stage, please. Abe, Bernie,
come on, get out there, you guys.
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Hey, will you guys be quiet, please?
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Hey, where are you going? You got my
coffee cup there.
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This is never going to work.
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I should never have let you talk me into
doing this show from a railroad depot.
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But it was the only place available.
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They were having a tournament at the
bowling alley.
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Anyway, the show is going great.
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Yeah, well, it's not just a show. It's
backstage here. See, I can't use this
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place here as an office.
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It's not so bad. I mean, so a train goes
by once in a while. Who notices?
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Mom!
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Thank you.
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Find you a quieter place.
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How much is the pig news here?
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Well, will you get out of here?
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Deliveries of letters and parcels may be
delayed as a result of a strike by
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mailbag handlers due to take effect
immediately.
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However, delivery of airmail will
continue as normal.
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Yeah,
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this is a terrific place for you,
Carmen.
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You can keep an eye on the whole show
from up here. Yeah, well, at least it's
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lot quieter than the baggage room. Yeah,
nobody will bother you here. This car
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is out of service.
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You're sure about that?
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Trap me.
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All aboard!
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I better check the timetable.
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It's too late for that.
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Scooter! Scooter! Boss!
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Where are you going?
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I don't know.
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Pittsburgh.
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Scooter, take over for me.
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I'll be back as soon as I can. This is
terrible.
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Okay. We have to change trains at
Altoona.
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Thank you.
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Okay, boss, you can trust me.
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Uh, ladies and gentlemen, here he is,
our own favorite funny furry man.
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Scooter, Scooter!
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Please don't introduce me. I don't have
an actor at me.
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It's all right, Fozzie. Just tell him
the joke you told me, the one about the
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electricians and the polar bear.
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You like the one about the electricians
and the polar bear? It's a masterpiece.
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I laugh for days.
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Introduce me.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Hey, did you hear about the electricians
and the polar bear? Well, see, first of
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all, the polar bear... No,
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but the wallpaper tasted terrific, he
said.
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The polar bear said that. If he
didn't... Oh, I'm so lonely.
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Well, here's a train depot, Fred.
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Yeah, well, let's find the cattle car
and get some sleep.
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Uh, you know, for a teenager, you're
very mature.
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Well, I've been shaving for over a year
now.
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Oh, really?
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Well, I cut myself both times.
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You ever seen people dancing in a train
station?
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People? Yes.
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Pigs? Never.
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Uh, who's the most humorless man in the
whole world?
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Oh, let's see. Humorous man.
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Uh... I give up. Who?
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You are, fathead.
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I don't get it.
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Hey, these folks are dancing and telling
jokes.
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Well, they're dancing.
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Oh, oh.
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What is it? Oh, oh. My feet are killing
me. Oh, oh.
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Gee, I wonder where Kermit and Gonzo
are.
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I hope they're all right.
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Yeah.
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This is ridiculous, Gonzo.
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But at least we found a stupid hand car.
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Oh, Kermit, relax with it. I mean, it's
fun.
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Doesn't this take you back to the golden
age of railroading? I just want it to
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take me back to the station.
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Ah, the romance of it all.
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Gonna take a sentimental journey.
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I don't believe this. He's gonna sing?
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To renew old memories.
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Forget about renewing your memories.
Worry about renewing your contract.
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Got my bag.
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I got my reservation.
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We're going to have a sprained back by
the time this is over.
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Like a child in wild anticipation.
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Long to hear that audible.
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I'm counting every mile of railroad
track.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Big finish.
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Never thought my heart could be so
yearny. Why did I
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decide to roam?
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Gonna take a sentimental journey.
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Sentimental journey home.
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Come on, Gandalf.
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How's the show going?
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Oh, pretty good. But I wish Kermit was
here.
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What's next act?
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Uh, Winky Pinkerton. Yeah, he does bird
impressions.
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Pluck, tweak, tweak, cock -a -doodle
-doo.
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What's up?
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Yeah, break a beak.
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Hey, I'm just thrilled to pieces you're
doing this big TV show here in our train
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depot. Yeah, well, we like it, too.
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Say, tell me something, though.
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Where's Loretta Lynn?
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Oh, she's here, in her dressing room.
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Say, how come you put a big star like
Loretta Lynn in a broom closet?
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Because the boiler room was full of
pigs?
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I'm just relaxing and singing some old
songs.
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Remember this one?
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Back to Veterinary Hospital.
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The continuing story of a quack that's
gone to the dogs.
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Here's your next patient, Dr. Bob.
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He's a conductor.
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Well, he's not getting any symphony from
me.
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You mean sympathy.
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He's not getting any of that either.
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Dr. Bob, he's a train conductor.
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Well, I will not operate on anyone who
works for the railroad.
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Why not?
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I've got a very poor track record.
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Hey, what's the matter with him? I don't
know. He keeps saying the same thing
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over and over.
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All aboard!
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See what I mean?
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Dr. Bob, that's all he ever says.
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Well, he must have a one -track mind.
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That's your second track joke, Dr. Bob.
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So what? Who keeps track?
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That's three.
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Well, it's too late to change. You can't
teach...
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He's worked too long on the railroad.
It's affected his mind.
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Yes, the strain on his brain stays
mainly on the train.
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Oh, Dr.
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Bob, I think you've got it.
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All aboard!
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And so we come to the end of another
veterinary in his hospital.
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Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr.
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Bob. I think he's got railroad sneeze.
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What's railroad sneeze?
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Ah, choo -choo!
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True. Seats are more comfortable, too.
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Only the entertainment lives down to my
expectations.
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Hey,
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Kermit. What? I don't want to talk about
it, Gonzo.
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But, but, but, Kermit.
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Listen, just keep pumping. We've got to
get up to the train station.
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But, Kermit, it's important.
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Okay, Gonzo, what is it? Well, there's a
light up ahead.
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Oh, good. Maybe that's the train
station.
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No. That's a train.
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Here
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is
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a Muppet News flash.
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Excuse me, do you sell any chocolate
bars?
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No.
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How about Jellied Piglets?
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Will you get out of here?
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broke into the railroad telegraph office
today and the chickens began pecking
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away at the Morse Key.
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They were later recaptured, but not
before they had declared war on
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Scooter, have you heard anything from
Kermit yet? No, not yet.
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Oh, no.
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The next thing on the show is supposed
to be the rhyming song.
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The rhyming song?
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Yeah. But we're not ready for the
rhyming song. I know we're not ready for
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rhyming song. What's on now?
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Nothing.
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Rhyming song.
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Stand by for the rhyming song.
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No, no, Scooter, it's you. It's me
first. Me, me, me.
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Let's all sing the rhyming song. The
rhyming song. The rhyming song.
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Let's take turns and rhyme together.
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The rhyming song.
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I was hungry, now I'm not. The rhyming
song, the rhyming song.
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Cause I eat some beans and grapes.
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The rhyming song.
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Let's all sing the rhyming song. The
rhyming song, the rhyming song.
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Let's take turns and rhyme together.
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The rhyming song.
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I lift my knees in your car. The rhyming
song, the rhyming song.
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My laundry's ready, I'd have...
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The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
Let's take turns and rhyme together.
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The rhyming song.
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Stars are twinkling in the sky.
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The rhyming song, the rhyming song.
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There's no hot water in my hotel.
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The rhyming song.
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Is this not the rhyming song? The
rhyming song, the rhyming song. I know
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not the rhyming song. The rhyming song.
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Brother.
246
00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,720
What do we do now?
247
00:19:13,340 --> 00:19:17,260
This is a rhyming song, huh? They're
really getting desperate.
248
00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,700
Desperation's a good sign.
249
00:19:20,020 --> 00:19:21,920
Soon they may panic and run away.
250
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,940
Yeah, yeah, Kermit.
251
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,140
What? Hit by a train?
252
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:29,780
Well, uh...
253
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,680
At least it's a different way to spend
the day.
254
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,380
I'm glad you're okay, at least.
255
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,900
Oh, excuse me, Scooter. Hold on a
second, Kermit.
256
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,980
Yeah, Loretta? I don't see how we're
going to be able to do this last number.
257
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:42,500
Why? Well, it needs a lot of scenery.
258
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,660
Oh, well, we got the scenery. It's just
a little different.
259
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:47,220
How's that?
260
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,400
Fozzie painted it.
261
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:50,280
Okay, come on. Move it in.
262
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,320
That's it. And bring down the
clothesline, guys, too, okay?
263
00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:54,640
That's it. All the way down.
264
00:19:55,300 --> 00:19:56,740
No, hold it. No, up, up.
265
00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:58,920
That's too far. Okay, that's it.
Perfect.
266
00:19:59,450 --> 00:20:02,330
Okay, Loretta, good luck. Watch out,
though. Your paint's still wet.
267
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,310
Okay, then. I'm ready for my next
number. Great.
268
00:20:07,390 --> 00:20:09,610
Okay, Chief, I'm ready to introduce
Loretta.
269
00:20:10,130 --> 00:20:11,970
Well, of course I'll do a good job.
270
00:20:12,970 --> 00:20:13,729
Don't worry.
271
00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:16,530
Okay, you tell me what to say, and I'll
say it, all right?
272
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:21,590
Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Loretta Lynn.
273
00:20:22,330 --> 00:20:23,990
Boy, Chief, you got a way with words.
274
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:08,440
One of the...
275
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:51,800
Thank you.
276
00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:21,150
Well, folks... I'm sorry, Kermit's not
here right now. Okay, okay, okay, I'm
277
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,089
here, I'm here.
278
00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:26,330
Well, I'm as right as I can be after
being nearly hit by a train and falling
279
00:23:26,330 --> 00:23:29,330
into a ditch and slogged through a swamp
and run for two miles.
280
00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:31,310
Wow, you forgot about the dogs.
281
00:23:32,070 --> 00:23:34,530
Yes, yes, we were also chased by angry
dogs.
282
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,000
You always leave out the best parts.
283
00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:43,300
Anyhow, Scooter, where are we? What
happens next on the show? Oh, nothing.
284
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:44,940
you got here just in time for the end.
285
00:23:46,140 --> 00:23:47,140
Well,
286
00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,700
uh, so much for the railroad station
show.
287
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,180
It's been a little bit weird, but
tonight did have one big advantage, and
288
00:23:53,180 --> 00:23:54,180
she is, ladies and gentlemen.
289
00:24:02,670 --> 00:24:06,010
Well, I want you to know I really had a
great time on your show tonight. Oh,
290
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,690
that's good. Hey, but listen, we better
get out of here before another train
291
00:24:08,690 --> 00:24:11,790
comes along. Hey, hey, hey, you can take
your time, Kermit. No more trains
292
00:24:11,790 --> 00:24:14,290
tonight. I put up a sign that'll keep
them away.
293
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,270
Well, what does the sign say?
294
00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:17,830
Airport.
295
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:19,890
Oh,
296
00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:21,890
trains don't go to airports.
297
00:24:22,270 --> 00:24:23,270
I know, but...
298
00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:08,160
Well, what'd you think?
299
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,520
Well, a bit stinky.
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