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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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The guest star in this episode of The
Muppet Show is Liberace.
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I think it's safe to say that he's
actually more flamboyant than Miss
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You know what? There's enough carrots
here to feed all the rabbits in the
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For some reason, my father thought it
would be hilarious to put Liberace
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together with all these exotic -looking
Muppet birds.
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During that number, you should keep an
eye on Ralph the dog.
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It was a complicated little thing that
was going on because the number was
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performed live.
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And Liberace is playing the piano, and
then he gets up and Ralph has to start
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playing the same piano immediately
afterwards.
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You can imagine with a puppet, it's very
hard to play a piano when you can't
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actually see the keys.
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So we had a performer off camera who was
playing a piano when Ralph was meant to
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be playing Liberace's piano.
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Here is The Muppet Show starring
Liberace.
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Liberace? Uh, Liberace? 30 seconds to
curtain, Liberace.
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Thank you.
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You know, Scooter, for years I've had
piano -shaped finger rings and piano
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-shaped swimming pools. Oh, I know that.
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Well, I want to thank the Muppets for
making my life complete.
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I now have a piano -shaped house pet.
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Whoa.
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It wants to be walked.
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Or tuned.
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with our very special guest star
Liberace
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From the most sensational, inspirational
celebration.
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Okay,
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good. Now listen, later on Liberace is
doing an entire concert for us, so I'd
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like some dignity on the show.
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Hey, Floyd, maybe you better shorten his
chain tonight.
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Hey, boss, you better get on stage. The
show's started.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you, and
welcome again to the Muppet Show. Hey,
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you're going to have a real treat
tonight because our very special guest
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the one and only Liberace. And later on
in the show, he's going to play an
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entire concert for us.
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Don't take it personally, Ralph.
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Anyhow, right now, I'd like you to close
your eyes and think of exotic Greek
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dancers because if you open them, you'll
see this.
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Oh, you can kiss me on him.
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It is very, very good.
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Oh, you can kiss me on a Tuesday, a
Tuesday, a Tuesday. In fact, I wish you
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would.
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Oh, you can kiss me on a Wednesday, a
Thursday, a Friday, a Saturday is best.
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Never, never on a Sunday.
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That's my kind of love.
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The pigs are from Greece?
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The pigs are greasy.
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Okay, Piggy, you were good.
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I was great.
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I thought we were in a dignity night,
Chief. Those guys left a mess out there.
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Oh, that's true, but the next act will
take care of the broken glass.
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What's the next act?
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Alfredo and Hildegard the Mop Dancers.
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Hildegard, you look beautiful.
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I'm Alfredo. Of course.
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Great planning, Chief.
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Excuse me, I'm looking for... Check
upstairs.
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The dressing room with the star on it.
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What's that all about?
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We see Liberace is planning his whole
concert around our feathered friends.
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auditioning birds in his dressing room.
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Tell Sweetie Chef his percolator act is
on next. Check.
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Hey, Glennis, where's that fried egg I
ordered? Oh, Chef, where's that fried
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Floyd ordered?
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Oh, there's birdie Floyd egg.
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Great, just give it to me. Oh, Sweetie
Chef, on stage for the percolator act.
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Oh, I guess they're gone. I guess
they're gone.
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Oh,
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wow, Dr. Bob. What's wrong with this
man?
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Oh, I think he has an advanced case of
ingrown coffee pot.
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Is it rare?
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Yes, usually it's found in hedgehogs. In
hedgehogs? Surely you've heard of
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percupines.
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On the other hand, pigs also suffer from
it. Pigs? Yes, haven't you heard of
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porculators?
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So Dr.
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Bob has made a house call.
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Tune in next time when you'll hear Nurse
Piggy say... Dr.
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Bob, shall we get him to a hospital?
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No, just keep him away from policemen.
Why?
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He'll get a perking ticket.
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Perking ticket?
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Okay, I didn't understand that, but
whatever it was.
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Thank you, Swedish Hospital veterinarian
chef. Well, so much for dignity.
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Come in, come in, come in. Oh, boy,
everybody here is really excited about
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concert Liberace is doing with all
birds.
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So I've noticed.
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Yeah, yeah, especially Gonzo. You're
telling me I had to put a security guard
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Liberace's dressing room door.
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I've got to see my chickens.
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Liberace ain't using no chickens in his
concert.
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Well, then maybe he'll see me.
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He's only seeing birds.
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I'm a bird?
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Yeah, I'm a turkey.
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You're not a real turkey.
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Are you kidding?
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Have you seen my hats?
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Hey, Lee, I've got this real turkey to
see you.
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Here is a Muppet News plan.
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Work was started today on the remod...
of the Muppet News Studio, and it says
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that... It won't be long now.
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I'm down to the ten finalists in the
bird auditions.
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tonight's show to one of the world's
most amazing performers.
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Here he is in concert, what we've all
been waiting for.
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thank you very much I can't tell you how
much fun it is doing this show Sure,
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it's fun doing the show.
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Try watching the show and see how much
fun it is.
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Hey, I've heard about you guys, and I'm
not going to let you spoil things.
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I'm going to do something for the first
time.
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I'm going to dedicate an entire concert
to all the birds, and I think you'll
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enjoy it. If we do, that'll be another
first.
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Well, listen, you guys, if you can't say
something nice, don't say anything.
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That's one way of keeping us quiet.
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Good.
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Well, before I get started, I just want
to explain. I know perhaps you'll be
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looking at my fingers and wondering if
they're real.
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They are real diamonds.
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I'm glad you want to see them because,
let's face it, you bought it.
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You know what? There's enough carrots
here to feed all the rabbits in the
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Well, what do you think?
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Yep, they're real all right.
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Well, without further ado, let's begin
our special concert dedicated to all the
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birds. I can hardly wait.
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Thank you, little fella.
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Well, do you like what you've heard so
far?
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Yes. You've followed a perfect record.
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I'm pleased you liked it so far.
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Mr. Liberace. Oh, hello, Sam. How's
everything?
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So far, everything has been very
cultural. And that worries me, sir.
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Well, I thought you liked culture.
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I played the nocturne, especially for
you. I dedicated it to the birds. Yes,
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yes, yes, yes, yes. But I know this
show, and I have seen your work too,
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Because you have now played Chopin, it
follows as night follows day that soon
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you will be wearing a rhinestone tuxedo
and playing shameless boogie -woogie.
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I promise you, Sam.
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I won't be doing that soon.
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No. I'm going to do it right now.
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Eight foot two, eyes of blue, look at
what those eighties can do. Has anybody
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seen my bird?
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All right, what a sight, feathered
friends doesn't let you hide. Has
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seen my bird?
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That's your life, that bird is mine.
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Well,
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it's been a very special show, and we
owe it all to our very special guests.
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Thank you, thank you, Kermit. It's
really been fun doing a special concert
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you. But you didn't use my chicken act!
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But, Gonzo, you didn't show Liberace
that awful tap -dancing chicken act, did
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you? Of course he did.
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They do it in bunny ears.
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I'm using it in my new Las Vegas act.
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That's wonderful!
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I've already ordered the rhinestone
bunny ears.
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to a good show.
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Good. Can we please stop coming now? No!
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