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Petula Clark?
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20 seconds to curtain, Miss Clark.
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Right. Scooter, I hate to complain, but
they're the moose in my dressing room.
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Yeah, that's a mistake.
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Well, I should hope so. You're supposed
to get the buffalo.
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It's the Muffin Show with our special
guest star, Miss Petula Clark.
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to get things started.
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Well, it's downhill from here.
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It's time to get things started.
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tonight is one of the truly great
international singing stars, Miss Petula
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Clark. But first, we... What is this, a
moose?
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I was supposed to be a buffalo.
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Just leave, okay?
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All right. I'll be backstage reading a
moose paper.
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Our ship is leaving, port's was found,
we're named the good ship, Nancy Brown.
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Yo -ho!
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Ship the boom, hoops the deck, rattle
the hatch, name the sail, pepper the
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mince, anchors away in the morn.
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Well done, me hearty. Aye, aye, happy,
sir.
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Oh, I'm tired already.
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Ha. So we'll be sailing with the tide,
we said farewell to our girls in pride.
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Yo -ho!
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Ring to the rat, hoist the itch, bury
the hatchet, hoop the deck, beat the
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breeze, lard she blows in the morn.
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And soon we'll be out on the ocean.
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So let's deep -ho with the will. Deep
-ho!
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And come, Jolly Tars, let's sing while
we can.
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For soon we'll all be deathly ill.
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Sing your ho. Sing your ho. Sing your
ho. Sing your ho. Sing your ho. Sing
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ho. Sing your ho.
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Sing your ho.
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Oh, there's nothing, nothing, nothing
like the sailor's life. The sailor's
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is grand.
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Oh, I'd never give up the sea unless...
You offered me a job
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unless...
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Follow the fleet. Anchors away.
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Top of the butt. Roll the dice. Heel the
cart.
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Head for the... We're sailing away.
Sailing away.
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Sailing away.
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Sailing away.
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On the blinding sea.
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh!
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Oh Nothing will save this show.
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Well, it wasn't my fault.
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Okay, nicely sung, guys. Badly sailed,
but nicely sung.
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Uh, haven't you men heard the old
saying, women and captains first?
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Yeah, okay.
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Let's see, Pet Clark is standing by,
so... Hiya, Frog.
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Yes, hello again, Moose.
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Do you mind if I hang out backstage here
a while?
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I've got every other kind of animal. Why
not a moose?
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You've got true grit, bud.
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Yeah. By the way, what is your name?
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Mickey. How about that? Mickey Moose.
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Mickey Moose, will you get out of my
backstage?
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Mickey Moose, dumb name.
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Okay, anyhow, now here she is, our very
special guest, ladies and gentlemen,
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Miss Pachula Clark.
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Tall and tan and young and handsome, the
boy from Ipanema goes walking and
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when he passes, each girl he passes
goes, oh.
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When he walks, he's like a sandbird that
swings so cool and sways so gentle that
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when he passes, each girl he passes
goes, oh.
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I watch him so sadly.
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How can I tell him I love him?
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Yes, I would give my heart gladly.
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But each day when he walks to the sea,
he looks straight ahead, not at me.
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Tall and tan and young and handsome, the
boy from Eponema.
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He doesn't see.
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But you know that.
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Why, Petula?
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What you in the sun, pal? I'm trying to
sunbathe.
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Straight ahead, not at me.
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Tall and tan and young and handsome, the
boy from Ipanema goes walking and
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when he passes, I smile.
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But he doesn't sing.
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He just doesn't sing.
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I hear you're not too happy tonight.
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Oh, well, where did you get that idea?
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Well, I gather you're not really
thrilled about the mood, Mickey.
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Oh, the mood? Oh, listen, that's silly.
I'm not bothered by that at all.
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Yeah, maybe she could teach you how to
dance.
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Oh, wow, I really like being in your
arms.
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Yeah, me too.
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Why is your mother trying to keep us
apart?
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I don't know, I'll ask her.
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Mother, why are you trying to keep us
apart?
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I think my nose is too large.
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Oh, Phyllis, you're blowing it all out
of proportion.
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You really can play that piano, Ralph.
What's your secret?
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Oh, no secret. I just practice a lot. Uh
-huh.
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Well, so much for the practice makes
perfect theory.
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And what is this doing in there?
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Well, that's the piano tuner.
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That should be okay now.
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I'll pay you tomorrow.
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I don't believe it. You pay a fish?
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Yeah, but not much. He works for scale.
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I think we better do our number, Ralph.
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You make me smile.
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You make me sing.
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You make me feel good.
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You bring me up when I am down.
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This only happens when you're around.
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And I can't go on this way with it
getting
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stronger every day.
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And yet being too shy to say
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Want to fly away with you until there's
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nothing left to do.
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I want to be more than a friend until
the
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end.
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That's what Rue LeClerc can carry a
tune.
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Yeah, she's got to do better than that
tonight. She's got to carry the whole
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show. Hi.
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Hello, yourself.
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Remember me, Mickey Moose?
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How can I forget?
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Don't have to get touchy about it.
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Excuse me.
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Perchance, have you seen a Mickey Moose
around?
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Who wants to know?
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Ronald. Ronald Duck.
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Ronald Duck and Mickey Moose? Would you
guys get out of here?
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Come on. Out. Out. Out. And now,
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Veterinarian's Hospital.
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The continuing storm.
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River Quack, who's gone to the dark.
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Hey, nurse, how's this next patient?
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Oh, not groovy, Dr. Bob.
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You better hurry, though. He's slipping
fast.
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Oh, maybe he's got slipping sickness.
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No, no,
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he must have something else.
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He better have money, for one thing.
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You won't operate till you're paid?
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Right. I don't make a cut till I... Take
my cut.
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Dr. Bob, the patient is sinking fast.
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She is sinking.
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Quick, quick, Dr. Bob. I don't
understand it. Quick, Dr.
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Bob. Quick what?
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Quick send.
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I don't understand that either.
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Hey, I can't see a thing down here.
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Give me a hypodermic needle.
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What for?
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Just a shot in the dark.
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when we come to the end of
Veterinarian's Hospital.
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Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr.
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Bob say... At least I won't have to
declare this on my income tax.
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Why not?
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I got paid under the table.
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I wish they had done that differently.
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How would you want them to do it?
Better.
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Good,
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good, chocolate.
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Fingers behind the chocolate on the
moose.
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Hey,
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wait a minute, wait a minute. It's
enough. Stop hurting Pat.
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Hey, Papua, have you seen the set for
your closing number?
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No, Scooter, I haven't. What's it like?
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Oh, it's sensational.
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Yeah, it's a fountain with real water.
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Yeah, and it's 15 feet high. And it's
made of real glass.
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Glass? Yeah, it's the prettiest thing in
the world. Hey, will you get that moose
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on?
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Cancel the fountain.
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Miss Fleck, there's been a little bit of
trouble. Yes, I know. Well, look, it
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doesn't matter. Look, we can do without
the fountain anyway. Those flowers, that
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lovely big spray of flowers, that'll be
perfect.
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Oh, well, about those flowers.
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Yes? The moose ate them.
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All right.
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Well, it doesn't matter. We don't really
need all that fancy decor. It's the
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kind of sun that will work anywhere.
Believe me, it'll be okay.
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Well, really?
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Yeah. The sun will come out tomorrow.
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Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow
there'll be sun.
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Just thinking about tomorrow clears away
the cobwebs
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and the sorrow till there's none.
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When I'm stuck with a day that's gray
and lonely, I just stick out my
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chin.
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my chin!
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I loved all the acts. I think the
Muppets are fabulous, and I'm crazy
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moose. Now, that's my kind of woman.
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Tomorrow at 7 on The Muppet Show, Bob
Hope guest stars alongside the Flying
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Zucchini Muppet Brothers to open the
show.
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Coming up next on Happy Days, Richie
wants tickets to see Fish in the Fin
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by real -life band Slash Cadillac and
the Continental Kids.
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All right, Frog, we watch the show!
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Yeah!
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