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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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This episode of The Muppets Show stars
Elton John.
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And at the time that we did this show,
he was just coming out of a phase where
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he was doing those flamboyant costumes
and those big crazy glasses and feathers
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everywhere. And it was wonderful, and it
particularly excited the Muppets, the
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idea of having Elton on the show doing
all that crazy stuff.
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Until they called him and asked him what
he wanted to do, and he said, you know,
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I'll do anything, but...
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What I really don't want to do is I
don't want to do those crazy flamboyant
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costumes with all big feathers and big
glasses and stuff. So naturally, that
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a bit of a problem to the Muppets
because that was what they were really
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forward to.
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So this whole episode is about the
Muppets really wanting him to do that
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flamboyant, crazy look and him not
wanting to.
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But as always, the Muppets sort of went
out in the end.
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Boy, Elton, you look weird.
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Here it is, Elton John and the Muppets.
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Elton John?
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Elton John?
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Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. John.
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It's great to be here.
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Even my lunch likes me.
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It's the Muppet Show with our special
guest star, Mr.
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Elton John!
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It's time to get things started on the
most sensational, inspirational,
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celebrational, Muppetational. This is
what we call the Muppet Show.
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Thank you, thank you, and welcome to the
Muppet Show. We were going to have a
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wonderful show for you tonight. We're
all very excited around here because our
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guest star is one of the world's
greatest recording stars.
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And here he is.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Bye. Bye.
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John, okay?
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Okay? He's fantastic.
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Terrific. Scooter?
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Scooter? Oh, Chef, you're on next.
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I know.
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I know.
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I know.
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I don't know.
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Scooter? Scooter?
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Yes, Chief?
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Scooter, what are you doing with this
piano?
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Oh, I found this song for Elton John.
He's just got to hear it. He don't got
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hear it.
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Theater wanted him to hear it. Where do
you want the piano?
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Upstairs in Milton John's dressing room.
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You got it.
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This birdy birdy egg dishes.
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Egg dishes.
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This birdy birdy egg dishes.
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This birdy egg.
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This birdy egg.
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This birdy egg.
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This birdy egg. This birdy egg.
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This birdy egg.
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This bird egg.
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This bird. This bird. This bird.
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This bird. This
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bird.
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guests feel at home on the show, but
don't you think a piano in the dressing
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room is overdoing it a little?
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Oh, well, you see, I've been meaning to
talk to you about this piano.
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You see, we've got a gopher around here.
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We've had frogs, chickens, and now a
gopher.
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Oh, yeah, well, you see, that's an old
theatrical term. A gopher is somebody
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have around to gopher coffee.
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Isn't that interesting?
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No.
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You see, this gopher of ours, well, he's
found a song he wants you to do on the
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show. Oh, come on. I thought you were
more professional. than that. Well, I'm
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sorry, Elton, but the kid has taste,
he's got talent, and he's got an uncle
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owns the theater. Please, please.
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Okay, okay, let's hear it.
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That song has no melody.
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Isn't that the worst song you've ever
heard, Elton?
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Well, I didn't think so when I wrote it.
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You wrote that song?
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Yep. Oh, it's a rather interesting song.
It's got a nice little melody.
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You really hated it, huh?
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Well, yeah.
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Well, it can sound different. It can?
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Yeah. Let me show you.
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For Veterinarian's Hospital, the
continuing story of a quack who has gone
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dog.
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Here's the next patient, Dr. Bob.
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It's a dog.
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I hope he doesn't have fleas. Why not?
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I hate to start from scratch.
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What kind of dog is he, Dr. Bob?
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Ask him what time it is. Why?
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He might be a watchdog.
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by her own guard dog.
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Doberman Pinscher?
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No, Doberman Bitter.
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Hey,
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where did you find him? At the lost and
hound department.
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I wish he was a dachshund. Why?
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I'd like to get a long little doggy. No.
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And so, once again, Dr.
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Bob has taken the bulldog by the horn.
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Tune in next week when you'll hear Nurse
Piggy say... Dr. Bob, I think the
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patient is running a fever.
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Oh, well, go get some mustard.
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Mustard? That's what you always put on a
hot dog.
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Just a week or two ago, my poor old
Uncle
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Bill went and kicked the bucket and he
left me in his will.
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The other day I popped around to see
poor Auntie Jane. She said, your Uncle
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has left to you a watch and chain.
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I put it on right across my vest.
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I'd look at the endy as it dangled on my
chest.
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Just to flash it off, I started walking
round about.
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A lot of kitties followed me and all
began to shout like this.
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Any old iron, any old iron, any, any,
any old iron.
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You look neat, talk about a treat. You
look dapper from the opportunity.
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Dressing style, brand new tile, and your
father's old green tie on. But I
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wouldn't give you toppings for your old
watch chain old iron.
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Here we go, everybody.
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Any old iron, any old iron, any, any,
any old iron.
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You look deep, talk about a treat, you
look down from your back to your feet.
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Dressed in style, brand new tie, with
your father's old green tie on.
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But I wouldn't give you time for your
old watch chain. Old iron, old iron,
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yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda, yadda,
yadda.
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Any old iron, any old iron, any, any,
any old iron.
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You look deep, talk about a treat, you
look down from your back to your feet.
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Dressed in style, brand new tie, with
your father's old green tie on. But I
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wouldn't give you time for your...
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Ladies and gentlemen... Anyway,
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Kermit's allowed me to do an
introduction to our guest star tonight,
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promise not to get carried away, so I'll
be very understated.
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Here he is, the greatest talent in the
history of the universe, Elton John!
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When are you gonna come down?
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When are you going to land?
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Should I have stayed on the phone?
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Should I have listened to my own mind?
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You know you can't hold me forever.
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I didn't sign up.
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And now, Pigs in Space!
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Starring the intangible Link Hogthrob,
the redoubtable Miss Piggy,
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and the sanctimonious Dr.
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Strangeport.
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As we left the swine track last time,
the crew had just been overcome with a
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fearful attack.
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of eternal space.
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A pig could go mad.
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We only blasted off 20 minutes ago.
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That long?
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At least we could have brought a TV set.
I'm missing all my favorite bowling
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shows.
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You and your bowling shows.
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He cries at the sad parts.
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Doctor, what does that red light mean?
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Oh, the red light means stop.
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Green light means gold. The yellow
light... No, no, no, no. Not traffic
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yet, twit.
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That light on the console.
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Oh, that light.
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That means we've been invaded by alien
beings.
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Oh.
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What?
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Yes, even now, hideous creatures of some
sort are roaming the ship.
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Oh, oh, help. Do something, Miss Piggy.
If they're like snakes, I'll scream.
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Two snakes.
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of eternal space.
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Tune in next week and be bored.
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musician. Then why does he dress like a
stolen car?
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Sam, musicians have always been fancy
dressers.
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Mozart wasn't.
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Mozart wore high heels and wigs and silk
stockings.
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Hold your little green tongue.
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It's true, Sam.
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If Mozart wore high heels, wigs and
stockings, I'll eat my hat.
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And give Elton John a big introduction.
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picture of Mozart, Elton John TV.
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What? Those high heels and silk
stockings.
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What?
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Hey, Sam, you know, you'd look great in
a powdered wig.
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Good grief, I've been horn -swoggled.
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Yes, yes, you do, Sammy. That is a bet.
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All right.
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Let's see.
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I am proud to introduce one of the great
names in popular music, one of my all
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-time favorites,
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Elton John.
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And? All right.
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Wonderful lady that I've always wanted
to work with
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and sing with.
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So will you please give a great
reception to the fantastic Miss Piggy!
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It's like stolen guns.
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Well, what'd you think?
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I hate running gags.
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