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Rich Little?
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Oh, Rich Little?
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Forty -five seconds to curtain, Mr.
Little.
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Ah, yeah, yeah.
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God forbid, I'll send for a shepherd.
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There seems to be a pig in my dressing
room.
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Gee, that was W .C. Fields.
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Where's Rich Little?
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Of all the gin joints and all the...
Towns and all the world had to walk into
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this infested hole.
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Here's looking at... at you, Ken.
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Wow, Humphrey Bogart.
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But where's Rich Little?
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I'll be ready, Scooter Little, buddy.
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Boy, Rich Little does impressions of
everybody.
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It's time to put on makeup.
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It's time to dress up right.
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It's time to get things started.
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I've seen enough. Let's leave.
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It's time to get things started.
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We tried to book every internationally
known superstar in the world to appear
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our stage at the same time.
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They couldn't make it.
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You know, babysitting problems and stuff
like that, I guess.
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Actually, we did get one star, and he's
enough because he can become all of the
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other ones.
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Naturally, I'm referring to the master
impressionist, Mr. Rich Little.
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But before we see him, how about a
little chanson d 'amour?
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Peace.
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they just bombed again.
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Hey, very sensitive, Crazy Harry.
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You certainly have a way with a lyric.
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Hey, Kermit. Kermit, have you seen any
chickens around here today?
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Chickens? Uh, Gonzo, why would there be
any chickens around here? Well, I'm
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auditioning for my new dancing chicken
act. It's gonna be sensational.
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A dancing chicken act? Gonzo, I've never
heard of anything as ridiculous as a
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dancing chicken.
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of talking frog.
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Don't be wise, Gonzo.
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Well, look, I advertise for dancing
chickens in the paper, so the minute
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show up, just send them back to the prop
room, okay?
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Yeah. Thank you. Sure, send the chickens
to the prop room.
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Add in the paper.
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Chickens can't read.
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Frogs, yes, but chickens never... Yeah,
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well, the prop room is down there. It's
the second door on your left, sir.
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Or madam.
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Thank you. It's great to be here.
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I'd like to start out this evening by
doing my impression of truly one of the
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great comedians of our time.
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It's great to see you happy folks,
because I'm the bear with the snappy
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Terrific. Just great. Yeah, the voice is
perfect.
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And the jokes are...
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I'm down here pretending to be a bear.
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They're up there pretending to be alive.
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Very good.
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Yeah, but watch it, Rich. You'll blow
the impression by being funny.
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You mean you're not impressed with these
impressions?
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Was that you or him?
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I couldn't tell.
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This guy's good.
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But let me tell you, folks.
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A funny thing happened on the way to the
theater.
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I'm coming through a crowd at the stage
door.
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Don't tell me I know.
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I'm back home.
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Nothing, girl.
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All right, Jack Benny.
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Will you get out of here?
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Sorry for the interruption, folks.
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Kermit the Frog here, and we've got a
really great show lined up for you
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featuring Gonzo and the Flying Cheese
plus the state of New Jersey.
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Oh, look who's here.
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Fridge, it's you.
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in the dressing room and I heard you on
stage and for a second I thought I had
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grown a new me.
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Hello.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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Hello. Hello.
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Hello. Hello. Hello.
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That was Rich Little here, wasn't it,
Rich?
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Hey, no, it wasn't me. I just got here
myself.
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I thought so, swamp face!
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Hey,
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watch what you do to my frog -baking
hips!
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Oh,
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what a performance.
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Yeah, and what a finish. Right into the
orchestra pit. Hey, good old Rich
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Little. Who else can do impressions and
break a piano in two with his head?
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Who's next? Come on in.
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All right.
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We're auditioning here for a new dancing
chicken act. So naturally, I want to
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see a hoof.
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Get it, Ralph.
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Okay, can you do a little time step?
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No,
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you can't do a little time step.
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How about the turkey trot?
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us over here. Come on.
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One, two, three, four, please do
something.
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Okay, don't call us. We'll call you.
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Nice legs, though.
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Dancing is good for you. Then it can add
ten years to your life.
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I believe it.
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Dancing with you, I've aged ten years.
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Tell me if I'm holding you too tight.
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I say, tell me.
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Okay.
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come over over from the country where we
do things big
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and amongst the boys
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We'll be right back.
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I came right here first.
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Thank you.
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Ta -da. Ta -da.
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who want to interview me. Yes, that's
right, Mr. Little. I just want you to
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now that we are all professional
journalists. We won't ask you to do any
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impressions. You can just be yourself.
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Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
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Mr. Little, I have a two -part question.
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One, how long did it take you to work up
an impression?
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Two, would you answer as Terry Grant?
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Listen, we weren't going to ask him to
perform.
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Thank you very much, Matt.
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I really appreciate that. I really do,
yes. Well, to answer the first part of
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your question, some come very quickly,
like two or three hours, and others take
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longer. Now, of course, there are some
that I ain't still working on.
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You mean like your Cary Grant?
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I heard that, Junior.
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Another crack out of you and I'll turn
your head into a dimple.
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and Cary Grant.
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I know, but I just love Burt Lancaster.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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You're very kind, miss. Very kind.
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Perhaps after this interview, we could
go out together, have a little champagne
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supper. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
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Oh, I think I'm going to faint.
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Good grief.
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Now, listen, I must apologize for my
colleagues here. From now on, there will
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no impressions. You can just answer in
your own voice. Oh, that'll be fine.
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Are you doing your own voice now, or are
you doing an impression of yourself?
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No, this is my own voice. I've never
learned to do me.
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Working with all the strange characters
on this show must seem like being in a
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Marx Brothers movie.
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That's the nastiest thing I've ever
heard.
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Why don't you put your teeth in
backwards and bite yourself to death?
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Has anyone ever objected to you
impersonating him?
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Well, of course, let me say this.
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To the best of my recollection, I don't
think that anybody has ever objected to
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me in person.
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Tell me, Mr. Little, do you have your
own favorite impression you like to do?
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Well, I like to do Jimmy Stewart.
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Jimmy Stewart's probably my...
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Favorite actor.
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So one last question, Mr. Little. How
does it feel to be on The Muppet Show
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all those strange, weird creatures?
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Oh, I just adore the Muppets. They're so
cute and cuddly.
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Veterinarian's Hospital.
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The continuing story of a quack who's
gone to the dogs.
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Nurse! Uh, Dr. Bob, Dr. Bob, are you
ready for the next bear?
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Why, Nurse Piggy, I couldn't have a beer
now. I'm about to operate.
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No, not beer.
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Bear. The next patient.
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Oh.
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Why, so it is.
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What seems to be his trouble? He's a
little horse. I thought you said he was
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bear. Not very funny, Dr.
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Bob. Yes, it is a little weird.
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Usually you call a small horse a colt.
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But that's why he's a little horse.
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He's got a colt in the head. Oh, wow.
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Hey, in that case, we must try to
stabilize his condition.
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Oh, wow. How do we do that?
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Put him in the stable.
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But, Dr.
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Bob, we're supposed to operate.
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You're right. Hand me the saw.
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Saw, Dr. Bob?
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Dr.
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Bob, even if he is a horse, should you
be using the saw?
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What's the matter? You never heard of a
saw horse?
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And so Dr.
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Bob has turned to carpentry. Tune in
next time when you will hear him say...
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Say, I think this is a bear I'm
operating on. Why?
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Because I'm barely operating.
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That was a very cutting remark.
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Well, Gonzo, I hate to break this news
to you, but the dancing chicken act is
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out.
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But, Kermit, why?
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Why? Well, somehow, you see, kid, it
doesn't fit into the general ambiance of
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sophistication and classic theater that
we try so hard to achieve around here.
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Sort of like our next act, Noreyev. Say,
Kermit, Noreyev just called and
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canceled out.
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One of his seals is sick.
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Rudolf Nureyev has trained seals?
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No, Adolf Nureyev does.
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Does this mean I can go on?
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Well, okay, Gonzo, but this act better
not lay an egg.
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Stardom is mine!
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Thank you, thank you. And now we have a
very special treat for you.
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Actually, it's the only act we've got.
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The incomparable Gonzo and his dancing
chicken, Lolita.
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Gonzo and a chicken?
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Why not?
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One chicken, one turkey.
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Okay.
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Come on, Lolita. Dance.
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She makes it look easy, don't she?
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comedies of yesterday, as recreated
today by our very special guest star,
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Rich Little!
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Sing it in the rain, just sing it in the
rain,
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what a glorious feeling, I'm happy
again.
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in my heart and I'm ready for love.
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Got to show me how to chase everyone
from the face.
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Come on with the rain and smile on my
face.
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Walk down the lane with a happy refrain.
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Just singing.
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Just singing.
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Yeah, all right.
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All blue -eyed with back.
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Oh, yeah? Well, that's all green -eyed.
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I have heard among this clan you are
called the Forgotten Man.
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Well, did you ever. What a swell party
this is.
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Sing it, Bing.
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Have you heard.
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about did Blanche got run down by an
avalanche.
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Well, did you ever what a swell party
this is.
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Have you heard of Professor Munch?
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Yes, I believe he ate his wife and
divorced his wife.
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Well, did you ever what a swell party
this is.
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I can remember everything that were
yesterday.
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Oh, so, Can I, Maurice?
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We met at nine.
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We met at eight.
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I was on time.
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No, you were late.
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Ah, yes.
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I remember it well.
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We dined with friends. We dined alone.
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A tenor sang.
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A baritone.
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I remember it well.
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For a gown of gold.
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I was all in blue.
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Am I getting old?
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Our very special guest, our Mr. Rich
Little.
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Thank you, Colonel.
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Hey, I've been backstage listening, and
I think I've perfected another
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impression of a Muppet star. Oh, yeah?
Well, let's hear it.
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I never want to go through that again.
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What, the Muppet Show?
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No, the War of 1812.
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