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Hi, I'm Brian Henson.
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Everyone remembers a read -through for
this particular episode of The Muppet
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Show. Edgar Bergen entered carrying a
little black suitcase, and every person
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the room knew what was in that suitcase,
Charlie McCarthy.
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Yeah, you know, I'm sorry, I don't
usually talk to frogs, you know.
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Sometimes I have dinner with frogs,
though. Oh, well, that's nice. Yes,
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delicious. Charlie was a legendary
character, on stage and on radio and
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TV. Frankly, he was like a puppet hero
to the Muppets.
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For you real Muppet fans, this is the
episode where Fozzie tries to be a
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ventriloquist.
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And Gonzo wrestles a brick.
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Here it is, The Muppet Show with Edgar
Bergen.
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Edgar Bergen! 25 seconds to curtain, Mr.
Bergen!
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Oh, thank you.
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Did you hear that, Charlie?
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I just can't believe my eyes.
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Did he go yet? Yes, he just stuck his
head in the door and left.
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I don't mean him. I mean him.
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I just can't believe my eyes.
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A stick of wood that talks.
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It's the Muppet Show with our very
special guest star, Mr.
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Ed...
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This week, they'll be funny. Want to
bet? It's time to get things started on
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most sensational, inspirational,
celebrational, computational, this is
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call...
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Thank
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you, thank you, thank you. Hello there,
and welcome again to the Muppet Show. We
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have two very special guests tonight,
Mr. Edgar Bergen and Mr. Charlie
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We're also going to try to coax Mortimer
Snurd into making an appearance. You
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see, Mortimer is a shy country boy.
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Hey, Mortimer, this opening number
should make you feel right at home.
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Ready, girls?
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Because the alligators were sick.
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That makes sense.
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Yeah, okay, okay, yeah. Well, I see what
you mean about the dressing room.
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I'll see what I can do about having a
coop built for you out back, okay?
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Okay, okay, sure, right.
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You have to treat the chickens pretty
well, because they've got a very tough
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union.
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Call the janitor. There's a toad loose
in the theater.
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Charlie, now, Kermit is supposed to be
here. Yeah? Yes, and besides, don't you
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know the difference between a frog and a
toad? I guess not, no.
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Well, you see, frogs are handsome,
debonair, and charming, while toads are
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and give you warts. I see. I guess that
means the toad is supposed to be here.
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Kermit, I do forgive Charlie. I know
that he can be difficult and trying.
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Yeah. I can be difficult without trying.
Yeah, I know you can.
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I don't mind, Edgar, because I always
expect wisecracks from Charlie. It's
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good to have you here.
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Well, see, I'm sorry. I don't usually
talk to frogs, you know.
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Charlie, please.
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Yeah, all right.
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Sometimes I have dinner with frogs,
though. Oh, well, that's nice. Yes,
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delicious.
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No, that's not nice. Well, make up your
mind.
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I once tried to raise some frogs, see?
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I'm not sure I want to hear this. Well,
you'll get it anyway. I was going to
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teach them to jump forwards and
backwards, and that way they'd have hind
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both ends, see?
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And I'd have to jump on everybody.
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You don't know what you're saying. Yes,
I do, Bergen.
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I can read your lips. Oh, that learns
him up.
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Hey, listen, Charlie, it's really great
to have you here. Just try to relax.
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Relax and act natural. Well, I am acting
natural.
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Really? You look a little wooden to me.
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If you're going to do jokes like that,
Bergen and I will be right at home. Yes,
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we will. Well, that's what we want.
Relax, yes.
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No, song cues.
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Consider yourself at home.
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Consider yourself one of the family.
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No, thank you. We've taken to you.
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Consider yourself part of the furniture,
not me.
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keeps the hatchet away.
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Here's the bacon to go with the eggs.
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This isn't a television show. This is a
zoo.
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situation developed today when the
muppet news reporter accidentally went
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camera forgetting to put on his pants oh
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good grief and now in a feat of
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grand daring never before seen on this
planet the great gonzo will attempt to
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wrestle a six pound red brick while
completely blindfolded
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Kermit, where's the glue?
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Uh, well, it's in the office.
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Where's Piggy? Oh, also, I need some
string and some paint, and do you have
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black cloth?
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Uh, Fozzie, I'm trying to run a show
around here. Oh, I know, Kermit, but you
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see, I'm on in a few minutes, and my
act's not ready.
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Uh, well, what act is that, Fozzie? Oh,
well, you know how Edgar Bergen gets
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screams of laughter just by talking with
Charlie McCarthy?
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Uh, yeah, I saw.
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I'm dead tonight.
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Here he goes, the dummy and his dummy.
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And now, H in Space!
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Starring the indomitable Captain Link
Hogthrob, the flammable first mate, Miss
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Piggy, and the inexplicable Doctor
Strange.
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As we left our heroes last time The
spaceship Swine Trek was on the verge of
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hideous catastrophe.
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Dr. Strangeborg, who can save us from
this hideous catastrophe?
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Captain, according to my records, the
only person who's had the necessary
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training to save us is...
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Miss Piggy, you and you alone can
operate the independent heating slash
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element across the horizontal equalizing
plane and save the entire crew of the
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swan track.
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Oh, I am ready, my captain.
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Excellent. Bring in the equipment for
Miss Piggy.
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What is this?
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Well, surely you recognize the
independent heating slash unifying
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the horizontal equalizing planes.
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You want me to do the laundry?
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Of course. Nobody on the crew has had
clean laundry for a week.
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That is correct.
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We're all living like pigs.
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An astute observation, Doctor.
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Hey, what say? You want to play a little
touch football? Toss the old pigskin
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around? Right behind you, Captain.
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Oh, one more thing, Miss Piggy. A little
less starch in the pajamas, okay?
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episode of ever
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since
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songwriters started writing songs they
have written songs about the rose red
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roses blue roses old roses new roses
roses from the north and south and
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west bye
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Show me a rose and I'll show you a girl
who cares.
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Show me a rose or leave me alone.
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Show me a rose and I'll show you a storm
at sea.
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Show me a rose or leave me alone.
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She taught me how to do the tango.
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Down where the palm trees sway, I called
her Rosamia.
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And she called a spade a spade.
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Show me a rose and I'll show you a stag
at bay.
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Show me a rose or leave me alone.
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One night in Bixby, Mississippi, we
watched the clouds. rolled by
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I said my dear how are you and she
whispered so
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am I show me a rose and I'll show you a
girl named Sam
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Well, of course you can, Fozzie. Oh,
good.
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And it's good to see you again.
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You know Mortimer's nerd, of course.
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Oh, well, of course. I recognize this
charming, handsome -looking gentleman.
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No.
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This is a dark new thing.
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Well,
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now, Mortimer, you know who he is,
surely. Oh, yeah. Hello, Shirley.
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No, my name is Fozzie.
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Yeah, that's right. Shirley Fozzie.
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Now, listen, Mr. Mortimer, I didn't even
know you were here.
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Well, say, maybe I'm not here.
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What? Was I here yesterday?
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No. Well, then probably I'm not here
today. I don't travel too much.
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Listen, Mr.
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Bergen... Am I supposed to be here?
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Well, of course.
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You'll have to excuse, Mortimer. He's a
little bit slow.
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Yeah, it's probably why I'm not here
yet.
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Wait, wait. What do you mean, Mortimer?
Well, if I were faster, I'd be here by
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now. Listen, Mortimer, take my word for
it. You are here. Well, thank goodness.
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Are you through? No, I'm here. Yeah, all
right.
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Mortimer, haven't you any brains at all?
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Well, well.
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Not with me, no.
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I'll ignore that.
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Fozzie, what can I do for you?
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Oh, well, Mr. Bergen, see, my spot in
the show is on in just a minute, and
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decided to go out and do an act like
yours.
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Oh, well, our act is easy. I sit on the
stage and talk, and Bergen stands next
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to me and moves his lips.
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One more thing.
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You must have comedy. You must have good
jokes.
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Jokes? Yeah.
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Speaking of jokes, there's a funny story
going around.
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Mortimer, what's the story going around?
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Well, I don't know. It hasn't gotten
around to me yet.
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Boy, Mortimer, you are stupid.
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Yeah, yeah. But I've made a success of
it.
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Excuse me, Mortimer. Fawzi, you're on.
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Oh, oh, oh, I'm on.
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Oh, wish me luck, Mortimer. Good luck,
good luck. Yeah, good luck.
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Oh,
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that surely is a nice fella.
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Okay,
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well, once again, it's time for
everyone's semi -favorite funny man, or
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semi -funny man, or whatever.
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Fozzie has something new in mind for
tonight, so summon your courage and
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welcome, if you will, Mr. Fozzie Bear
and friend.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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It's Fozzie and Chucky time.
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Chucky, who was that lady I saw you with
last night?
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Baby, I saw you with last night.
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Hey,
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Chucky.
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Moving right along.
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Chucky, why do firemen wear red
suspenders?
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Okay, Chucky, listen.
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Why does a chicken cross the road?
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about ventriloquism that I think you
should know. What?
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Well, you see, Fonzie, listen, Fonzie,
it's the ventriloquist who actually does
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the work. He does it.
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Yes. Really?
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I'm moving.
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Nope. Okay, okay, I got it now.
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spent the night alone.
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If I could save time in a bottle,
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the first thing
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Till eternity passes away just to spend
them with you.
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If I could make days last forever, if
words
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could make wishes come true,
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I'd save every day like a treasure.
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never seems to be enough time to do the
things you want to do once you find
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them.
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I've looked around enough to know you're
the one I want to go through time with.
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If I had a box just for wishes and
dreams
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that had never come true, the box would
be empty
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except for the memory of how they were
answered by you.
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But there never seems to be enough time
to do the things you want to do once you
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find them.
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I looked around enough to know that
you're the one I want to go through time
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with.
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If I could save time in a bottle.
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Bergen is a performer who means
something very special to all of us on
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Muppet Show. So it's really a thrill for
me to say once again, here is Edgar
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Bergen and everybody's friend, Charlie
McCarthy.
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Well, Charlie, are you enjoying yourself
on The Muppet Show?
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Yes, Bergen, I'm enjoying myself, yes.
Well, that's nice.
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Yes, I have to enjoy myself.
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There's nothing else to enjoy on the
show.
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What? They're a bunch of weirdos. Oh,
no.
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That's not nice to say that. Yeah. Why,
there's some wonderful folks on this
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show. Yeah, yes.
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Well, like Fozzie. Well, he's a bear.
Yes.
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Pure and simple.
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Charlie. Accent on simple.
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No, you know, I think he's very nice.
He's so cute and cuddly. Yeah. You know
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what he reminds me of?
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No, what is it?
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You know, the floor in my den, it needs
a rug. It needs a rug. That's enough of
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that, Charlie. I don't want to hear any
more about Fozzie. Good.
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I'll talk about the frog. No, no, no.
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No, you won't. He is our host, Kermit
is. Yeah, that's right. You know what we
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used to do with frogs in biology class?
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I don't want to hear about that. No.
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I'm surprised to hear you talking that
way.
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What's the matter with you, Charlie?
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Well, if you must know, I'm, uh... I'm
lonesome. Oh, you're lonesome? Yeah. Oh,
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I should have guessed that, sure. You
missed the companionship of a beautiful,
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gorgeous female.
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Yeah, yeah. Did someone call me?
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Don't look down, Bergen, but somebody
left the sty gate open.
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Did you say something?
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Yeah, well, I was talking to Bergen.
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He was just saying that he wanted to
meet you.
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Uh -huh. Didn't sound that way to me.
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Well, me neither, and I said it.
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For your information, you overdressed
splinter, my heart belongs to Kermit.
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You're in love with a frog?
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What are you laughing at, mahogany
mouth?
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You know what we used to do with frogs?
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No, you know what we used to do with
wood?
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No, I...
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say goodbye. Let's bring out our special
guests one more time.
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I'm not going out there if that pig is
still there.
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Don't be silly, Charlie. Mr.
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Edgar Bergen and Mr. Charlie McCarthy.
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Is that pig gone?
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No, there's nobody out here but us
frogs.
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Oh, just frogs.
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Did I ever tell you what we did with
frogs in biology class?
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He shouldn't have jumped. The show's not
that bad.
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