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is the creator of The Muppets and The
Muppet Show, the most popular and
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successful show ever syndicated in
television.
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He's created a new show for NBC which
airs Friday nights from 8 to 9 p .m.
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called The Jim Henson Hour. Please
welcome Jim Henson.
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Well, you do terrific work.
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Thank you. So do you. You do some neat
stuff. You know, we have a clip. I
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haven't seen the show, but we have a
clip, and I just saw a few seconds of it
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when they were running it earlier today.
Can we just show that before we kind of
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get started?
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Well,
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the show is sort of a combination.
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Part of it is like The Muppet Show into
the 80s. It's kind of a high -tech
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version of The Muppet Show.
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And then part of the show is also an
assortment of other things. We have...
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The Storyteller series that we did on
NBC, that's on some of the time. Yeah.
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then we just finished shooting a Miss
Piggy in Hollywood here last week.
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And that's going to be on later on.
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And so it's a number of different kinds
of things.
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Don't get it. Take a look.
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And now the undersea world of Jacques
Roach.
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We have been aboard our ship, the
Boobaloo, for many months.
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All is well, but I think the crow is
feeling a little... Hey, Captain
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When are we going to surface?
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Yeah, we've been down here for months.
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Are you saying that your soul has not
been stirred by the salooned mystery of
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the dip? The dip? What mystery of the
dip? It's just cream cheese and instant
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onion soup. And has your heart not
rejoiced and soared each and every night
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we sing the theme song of our ship?
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The sheep have a theme song? I didn't
even know we were in this sketch.
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Ah, boogaloos, it places you've been to.
That's it. We're out of here. We're
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jumping ship.
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Jump sheep?
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You cannot jump sheep.
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I should say not.
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As
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you
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can see, Carmen has joined us.
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Hi there. Yes, yes. We brought the sheep
along for Loretta here.
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I couldn't look at the sheep, actually.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was a sheep
joke.
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That's a cheap joke.
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Why NBC, Kermit? What made you... Well,
I don't know. I got a lot of friends
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over here, you know. The NBC peacock?
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Yeah, sure.
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He's a good friend of mine.
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Yeah, he's very proud.
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But a colorful character.
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Yeah.
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That's all I can do with that.
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They treat you good, don't they?
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Oh, yeah. I know the feeling.
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Yeah, they do treat me very good. You
know, they have flies on the menu of the
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NBC commissary now. Really? Yeah.
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Exactly. I didn't realize that. Yeah.
How about Miss Piggy now? I imagine
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well.
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Yeah.
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running with Miss Piggy, am I not
mistaken? Yeah, I went to London to do
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show. And all the way over there, I
thought, Lord, am I going over there to
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to a bunch of dummies, you know?
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Not dummies. Oh, I'm sorry, Kermit. I
mean, you know.
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So I couldn't believe it.
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But listen,
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I'll tell you, it was the greatest thing
that ever happened. You were great,
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too. She stayed in the beautician.
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In the beauty shop. He wouldn't come out
because she's jealous of me.
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Really? Really.
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How about Ponzi Bear? Is he on the
new... Well, he's been around... He
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here and works at the comedy clubs.
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I didn't know. He's doing stand -up now?
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No, he's parking cars.
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He's trying to get inside, though. Any
minute now, you know.
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Come on, you never did stand -up, did
you?
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Well, you know, the only time, the
closest time I came to doing stand -up
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when I did this show.
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That's what you hosted.
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I was the host of the show one time.
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Anybody remember that? I don't remember
that.
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Did you do a monologue?
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Yes, I did.
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Actually, I was out here and I was doing
a monologue and we... This is funny
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because I was going to tell the story
and Kermit can't tell the story.
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Oh, he can't? No, he can't tell the
story. But he's strangely quiet now, I
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We don't talk at the same time. No. No,
because what was funny is that I had
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said to Frank, because they gave me a
stand -up routine for Kermit, and he had
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never done anything like that. And so I
told Frank, who does Fozzie Bear, and I
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said, listen, if this thing starts
dying, please come out with Fozzie and
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interrupt and you can rescue me.
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And so I started off, and Kermit really
did very well. Yeah.
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And the routine was going very, very
well.
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And I was about a third of the way into
it, and out came Fozzie to rescue me.
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Oh, there you go.
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But it was fun. The whole experience of
hosting a show was a wild one.
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Well, this is good.
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We'll have to try it again coming.
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Well, sometime.
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Okay. And we'll be right back.
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I want to thank my guest, Loretta Lynn.
Thank you. And you go to Harris this
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week.
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Tom Brokaw, who had to run.
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And Jim, thank you very much. Good luck
with the new show. It's on Friday nights
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at 8 to 9. 8 o 'clock. 8 o 'clock. It's
really exciting.
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And I'm off to Acapulco and Pennsylvania
and Pittsburgh and Fordham and then
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Wheeling, West Virginia. So we'll see
you in a while.
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Thanks, folks. Thank you.
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Coming up next, it can't get much better
than this, folks. That's right. Robin
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Williams and Jonathan Winters visit Dave
on Late Night with David Letterman.
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Then Maury Povich talks about his
controversial show, A Current Affair,
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Life with Connie Stump on Later with Bob
Patton.
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