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hi there and welcome to the show we're
all really excited about tonight's
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program almost all of us are excited
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in fact when i asked kermit about it he
told me that i should really expect this
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show to be out there I don't know what
that means, but I assume it's a good
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thing. Kermit? Oh, yeah, it's a very
good thing, because tonight's show
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around the theme of science fiction, and
I'm relying very heavily on Digit,
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since this whole area is very close to
his heart.
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Yeah, so when I die, I'm going to leave
my body to science fiction.
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Good evening, and welcome to our show.
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Tonight on Muppet Television, Kermit's
guest star is the one and only Bobby
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McFerrin, a man who proves that anything
can be made into music.
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Yep, anything. He might even make a
musician out of you.
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Kermit, what else have you got planned
for us? Oh, I'm glad you asked. Let me
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show you some highlights.
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My goodness.
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We've got to get this fixed.
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Good evening and welcome to our show.
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Hey, did you see all those groupies in
the hallway?
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Those aren't your groupies, are they?
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No,
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I guess not. He doesn't have groupies.
His albums never sell.
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Anyway, I'm sure our own Kermit the Frog
has a fast and funny half -hour plan
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tonight. Isn't that true, Kermit?
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I'm sorry, I can't hear you, Jim.
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Could you guys, would you all just be,
can you be quiet for just a second? Let
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me, Flash, can you...
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Hi there, and welcome to our show.
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Tonight, Kermit has so much planned, I
hardly know where to begin.
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Stop the talk and cut to the frog, sign
the lion.
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That's very good.
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You should have been a producer.
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Kermit, what's the show about?
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Well, there's a lot of fish in it, so I
guess it's going to be kind of a friends
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and relations show for me.
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Great. Give my best to your folks. Will
do, Jim.
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It's going to be a wonderful show with
our great guest star, Ted Danson.
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Hey, Lindbergh, have you fixed that hole
in the roof yet?
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Just about, you stipper.
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Oh, good.
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Because I want everything chip -shaped
for our guest star.
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Uh -oh.
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Whoa!
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Anybody got an umbrella?
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Good evening, and
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welcome to our show.
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Tonight, Kermit has a great show planned
for us because his guest star is that
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sensational country western singer,
Katie Lang.
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And I brought this hat for you so you'd
look country western.
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I know it's too small for you, but they
don't have hats in your size.
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Anyway, Kermit, what else do you have
for us? Well, for one thing, I've got
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garbage.
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Actually, we prefer the term previously
essential material.
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Yeah!
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Hi there, and welcome to tonight's show.
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Hey, didn't you get the message from
Kermit? You're supposed to be wearing
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jogging shoes.
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Don't look at me. I don't know why.
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You can ask Kermit.
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Kermit, what's happening?
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Well, our very special guest star is
Smokey Robinson.
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Sounds terrific, but why the jogging
shoes?
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Well, the theme is health in all its
aspects.
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Like, for instance, sickness.
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Digit, good grief, you've got a cold?
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Oh, it's a bad one, too.
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I just blew my nose, a fuse, and three
circuit breakers.
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Good evening, and welcome to our show.
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Wait a second, you're not the lion.
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Very astute of you.
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I'm the dog.
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But there's always a lion here when I
come down the stairs.
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Why?
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I have no idea, but I've gotten used to
him.
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Well, he couldn't be here, so he asked
me to sit in for him.
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Your frog got him a job in front of the
public library.
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That's strange.
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Kermit, is everything okay?
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Don't worry, Jim. Except for a small
monitor problem, I got everything under
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control. Our guest stars are the Nylons,
and Fozzie Bear is going to pay a visit
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to the Today Show.
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That's so cheap.
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How did this happen?
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Well, I'll show you.
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Instant replay.
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See, here I am doing my introduction,
and then Leon shows up with this woman
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she went... Yep,
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that'll do it.
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Good evening and welcome to our show.
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I hope you're hungry because tonight's
show is all about food.
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Oh, you're always hungry.
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Anyway, Kermit, over to you.
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