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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:13,160 See what you can do on the TV. 2 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,960 Let's meet me. What you knew you'd owe me. 3 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,460 Everybody watching everywhere. 4 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:28,680 Everybody, you're on the air. 5 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:32,320 See, see what you can do on the TV. 6 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:33,940 Meet me. 7 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:42,360 Welcome to me. 8 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:16,320 the most sophisticated television system in the world with 1 ,500 channels to 9 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:21,060 choose from. You can always find a program to match your mood, your IQ, 10 00:01:21,060 --> 00:01:22,740 income bracket, and your clothes. 11 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:24,820 We have the aerobics channel. 12 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:31,200 Let's face it, exercise can be very boring. But if you do your daily dozen 13 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,840 someone you love, the time seems to just fly by. 14 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:37,940 The Millionaire's Home Shopping Network. 15 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,240 Denmark! 16 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:45,360 the finest countries in the world textiles dairy products kind of shaped 17 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:51,220 turtle and this week only yours for just 200 billion and my personal favorite 18 00:01:51,220 --> 00:01:55,800 the all kitchen utensil network which i believe is currently showing gone with 19 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:01,540 the wind frankly my dear i don't give a spoon 20 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:09,259 Yes, InnerTube is the ultimate television system of the future, here 21 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:10,360 a part of your past. 22 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:15,500 It gives you, the InnerTube viewer, the freedom of choice to see anything that 23 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:20,680 we let you see. That's why we say that InnerTube is more than a way of life. 24 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:21,740 It's television. 25 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:25,280 Henry, it ain't necessary for you to be memorizing every word. 26 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:28,960 Oh, I didn't memorize it, Jake. I just made sure I knew it by heart. 27 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,400 Fresher. 28 00:02:32,030 --> 00:02:34,830 Oh, cut it out, Crasher. Come on, go on. Get back in there. 29 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:37,150 Is Crasher upset about something? 30 00:02:37,410 --> 00:02:42,150 Well, you know Crasher. He wants to be the star of every show, and he can't, so 31 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:43,210 he gets a little frustrated. 32 00:02:43,610 --> 00:02:47,190 I try to calm him down, but he does have a tendency to crush people in little 33 00:02:47,190 --> 00:02:48,190 pieces. Hey! 34 00:02:48,370 --> 00:02:49,630 A glitch! 35 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:51,310 Oh, no. 36 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:53,110 You're not supposed to be doing that. 37 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:56,150 Henry, go check the transponders. Okay. 38 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:00,630 Okay, I checked them. 39 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:02,250 Yeah, what was the reading? 40 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:06,930 Oh, it looks bad. 41 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:10,730 Let's destabilize the signal. Henry, don't jump to conclusions. 42 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:14,870 Now, what is the normal reading for the reality mode break -in? The normal 43 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:15,870 reading? Yeah. 44 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:20,290 Twelve? Twelve, yeah, roughly. And what was the reading you just saw? 45 00:03:21,290 --> 00:03:23,730 About 18 ,000. 46 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,410 A little high. 47 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,420 Henry, you don't realize what this means, do you? We're going to have to go 48 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,060 No, we're going to have to go in. Which could destabilize the signal? 49 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Jake, 50 00:03:37,920 --> 00:03:39,780 Henry, we're trying to rehearse. 51 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,220 Something wrong, guys? 52 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,760 Nothing, no problem. A possible little misalignment in the transponder matrix. 53 00:03:46,420 --> 00:03:47,420 Transponder problems? 54 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:51,060 I hate when that happens. 55 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:52,840 Anyone seen Glitch? 56 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,200 Come on, guys, let's rehearse. 57 00:03:55,660 --> 00:03:56,339 What's this? 58 00:03:56,340 --> 00:03:57,880 Suddenly you're in charge? 59 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:00,760 Maya, when there's a leadership gap, someone must fill it. 60 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,960 Badu, you got a brain gap and no one fills that. 61 00:04:06,220 --> 00:04:07,340 Don't follow leaders. 62 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:08,700 Watch your parking meters. 63 00:04:08,920 --> 00:04:10,240 You got it, Digit. 64 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,240 Now, can we help Jake? 65 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:14,840 No, no, no. Just a glitch in the system. 66 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:16,080 Come on, Henry. 67 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:22,520 Live it or live with it. Yeah, I mean, look at us. We do just fine and we're 68 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:23,520 surrounded by technology. 69 00:04:23,940 --> 00:04:28,840 Smash cuts, chroma keys, slow -mo, rotoscoping. Eight -bar hook, slow, 70 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:29,939 retro rap. 71 00:04:29,940 --> 00:04:31,540 Digital modulation, wash. 72 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,280 Paradiddles, flamadiddles. 73 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:36,060 Flamadiddles? 74 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,280 Explosions! 75 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:43,160 Explosions have nothing to do with technology. 76 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:46,620 Technology. 77 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,470 I'll show you technology. Ah, 78 00:04:51,330 --> 00:04:54,270 look. A beautiful leech. 79 00:06:28,810 --> 00:06:34,090 Despite the unsubstantiated rumors that there is a glitch in the system... No, 80 00:06:34,250 --> 00:06:38,030 it's Crasher! Henry, it's Crasher! It looks like he's trying to break out! 81 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:40,090 a minute, it looks like he's trying to break out! 82 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:12,540 Seems like he's in bed. 6399

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