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Previously on Real Husbands of
Hollywood.
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Hey, JB. How you doing, man? Good seeing
you, man. You good, baby? I'm good,
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man. So what can I do for you?
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Got an award right there.
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BET award.
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Think like a man.
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It's my award.
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I deserve it.
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Don't you have like two lines?
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I'm on my way, Oliver.
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Get your ass out of the way.
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You going home with me?
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You tell Kevin.
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This award is mine, and he ain't getting
it back.
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I'll tell him that. You tell him that.
Here's how the damn speech should have
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went. First of all, give an honor to
God.
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Money earning, my Bernie. Your prince is
better than BET Award for Think Like a
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Man Home.
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BET, I love you.
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Woo!
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It's your award, man.
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What'd you do, Oliver?
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I gave you your award. And look, I'll
put it to you this way.
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No one's ever going to take that award
from you.
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It's stuck in my thighs, Oliver. I'm
going to kick your ass, Oliver.
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I'll catch that in a year.
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That's your award, man.
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Congratulations.
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I'm getting low.
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Oh, my God, look at him today.
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Out the front seat, baby. I'm riding
shotgun. You're in the back. Hey, man,
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get an extra mulligan for you wearing
that outfit.
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There it is. You're old school today.
Come on, let's go.
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I didn't know Barney played golf either.
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Oh, look at you, cotton candy.
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Whoa, what's this?
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If you don't want these pictures to pop
up on TMZ.
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Whoa. Oh, my God. Whoa, no, no, no.
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What is this, man? Come to the poker
spot now.
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Poker spot.
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There's only one poker spot.
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Oh, man, come on, man. Here we go again,
man. Here we go.
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Come on, man. No, no, no. Get in the
back. Come on. No, I can't sit in the
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No.
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Strong, skinny mother. Oh, I threw up in
the back. Kevin apparently dug up some
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old photos from Nick Cannon's No Cameras
Allowed Bachelor Blowout in Vegas five
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years ago.
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Good thing they're just coming out now.
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Actually, it's not good at all.
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Hey, hey, guys.
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Kev's not here, but I'm going to tell
him that you stopped by. Oh, yeah.
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Guys, guys, guys.
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Get your little ass down here right now.
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First of all, can we get an inside
voice? Can we lower it a little bit?
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voice. Lower his voice.
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Lower his voice.
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Kev's not here.
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Then why would he tell us to meet him
here? I don't know what you're talking
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about, sir. Wait, wait, wait. What did
you just call me? Nothing. Don't ever
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call me that. Don't you ever call him
sir like that. Don't call him that.
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What about the text message, huh? Uh,
what text?
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Nobody's out back.
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Nobody's out back. What?
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Move, houseboy. The pool's out back.
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Kevin?
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Hey, guys.
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I knew you were lying, Oliver. Kevin's
on a plane. Why is Jennifer here? Hey,
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baby girl. Hey, Teddy.
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Daddy? Okay, stop right there before
your mind starts racing to the gutter.
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Okay, that's Jennifer Freeman, and she
called me Daddy because Tisha played her
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mom in My Wife and Kids, okay? So
technically, she is my TV stepdaughter
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-in -law -ish.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Simple. I'm with Oliver.
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Who?
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What? Oliver.
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Are you serious?
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Hey. Oh, that was so fake. That was
terrible.
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Did you see that? Uh -uh.
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Anyone care for any fresh lemonade?
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Yeah, sure. No lemonade.
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It's just ours, babe. Put it right here.
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Hey, put me a glass of what the hell
you're doing with Oliver.
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Very funny. Very funny. Guys, the more I
think about it, this whole thing just
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doesn't feel like Kevin. No, no, no.
That feels exactly like Kevin. No, no,
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Be right.
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Be right.
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Kevin's a weird little dude. Yep. But
this, it's different. It's crazy.
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It's calculating.
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It's wild. It's wild. Because he's
jealous. He's jealous about semi -happy
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marriages. Semi -happy? And he wants us
to be like him.
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Divorced. Semi, speak for yourself. Me
and my baby, we happy, man. Look, I'm
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happy in the dictionary.
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It's a picture of me and my baby like
this right here.
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That's your happy face? Yeah, it's like
more of a seductive happy.
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What's your leaving face?
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Shut your ass up, all of us said!
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Are you still here? Yes.
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Me and my baby are happy because I know
how to lie.
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When she asked him, do I look fat in
this dress? I said, baby, fat is new
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skinny. And you skinny as hell.
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I'm a lion king.
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Anybody got a good jeweler?
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Hey, I use Kobe's guy. You know what?
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He might give us a group rate. Man, my
lady don't care about no damn trinkets,
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man. When she sees those photos, she's
going to take all my shiggity. Well,
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thank God you ain't got much shiggity.
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And B, you're protected because you got
that prenup I told you to get.
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She didn't sign that prenup.
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What? What?
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She didn't sign it? Are you nuts?
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Man, black women don't believe in
prenups, man. Right, Jennifer?
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No. It says all of her thing works out.
He'll be signing one. Right, baby?
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Yes. I'm signing now. I got pre -prenup.
See, that's all you have to do, man.
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Marriage is a business proposition.
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He's right, JB.
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Boris don't have a prenup either. Who's
going to leave me?
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But look, I don't know what Kevin is up
to, but I'm not going to stick around to
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see. We got time to make our tea time,
guys.
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Now what?
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Why do you guys think women are such
villains?
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Just tell your wives the truth. The
truth shall set you free.
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Yeah, not when you're married.
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Guys, there's someone here to see you.
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You're Mitch's so long to riches, you're
about to lose your gals. You've been
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some lying fools, breaking all the
friendship rules.
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If you refuse me, Mitch's, you'll lose
three wives and you'll be alone because
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they'll take your money and your home.
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Let's cut the crap, Mitch's, and get on
with the show.
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Yeah.
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What the hell is this?
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I don't know. I'm just the messenger.
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Swag.
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Open it up, B.
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No, no.
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that thing up, man. Kevin might have
rigged it. That's true. Oliver, open it
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I ain't opening that. Open it up.
Oliver, stop playing around.
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Come on. You guys are bitches. I'll open
it.
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Okay. It's okay.
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What is it?
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It says, turn me on.
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Oh, that's my job.
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Get out of here. Get out of here. Y 'all
are haters.
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Hello, gentlemen.
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Wow.
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Kevin's a trip, man.
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Where's Kevin?
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Kevin? We didn't cut the games. We know
it's you, Kevin. Stop playing around,
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man. Games happen.
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gun yet.
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Why are you doing this?
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Hey, I'm asking the questions here. No,
we're asking the damn questions, boo
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-boo bear.
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Boys, smack JB.
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I'm not going to smack him. Are you
going to slap me up in here? Look, you
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five seconds to smack him or I'm sending
these pictures.
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Well, you better start counting. I'll
help you.
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Five, four.
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Smack him, B. I'm not going to smack
him. Are you crazy?
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Aren't we all just a little crazy?
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Get the kids from my wife and kids out
of here. Get her out of here.
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I'm going to call Damon Wade. I'm going
to get her out of here. Get out of here.
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What happened?
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What happened to her?
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Focus. Come on.
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Okay, look, look, look. We're here.
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We're here. We're right here.
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First challenge.
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We're going to play zap poker.
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What is zap poker?
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Lose a hand and you'll find out. Kevin,
what are you talking about? Lose a hand?
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What are you talking about?
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Hello,
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my taser. It's not a laser. It's going
to zap that ass.
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It's going to pry your eyes.
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Fellas, this has officially gotten
weird.
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That's a taser.
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What are you doing, Kevin? You are a
sick little man.
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I'm not going to sit here and play your
twisted, weird games anymore.
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Fine. I'll just send these off to TNG.
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You mean TMZ, stupid ass?
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No, I mean Tisha, Nicole, and I got to
Google your wife's name.
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Well, if he doesn't know my wife's name,
he doesn't know her email.
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Why are you doing this, Kevin?
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You better one day.
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You don't recharge your own damn
battery?
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What kind of lazy -ass blackmail is
this?
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My neck.
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Oh, come on, man.
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What do you want from us?
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I want you to shut the hell up and tip
the senior telegram guy.
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Dude, it's killing me, man.
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Here. I've been singing all day. Can I
have a glass of water, please?
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Thank you. Want ice for that?
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Yeah. There you go.
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Stupid ass.
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I'm going out there naked.
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Nope. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it
either. I got extra skin. You do it. I
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ain't got to do it. My body ain't in
shape for this. You're half naked. I'm
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definitely not doing it.
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I'm going out there. No, hell no. I
ain't going out there. I ain't going out
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there. Guys.
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Guys. My body was made for that.
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Why do you feel shiny, man?
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Why do you got so much oil?
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What's up with that dog, B?
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What if the dog bites your Johnson, man?
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Hey,
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ladies.
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Going for a stroll?
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Okay. Look at the charm on this guy.
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Guys, got the package.
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Both of them. Come on, man.
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Good. Cover the small one.
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What we got here?
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A puzzle.
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Ooh, I love puzzles.
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You got ten minutes to complete the
puzzle.
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And if you don't... You'll send the
photos to TMZ. You know what? Do it.
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got worse.
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Tired of your stupid games, Bear.
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Fine by me.
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Let's just see how Tisha likes these
pictures.
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Especially...
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Yeah,
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I signed a prenup.
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Okay? But I got a sunset provision,
which means I'm fully vested,
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and in five years, I get a third.
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That's the wrong spot. Over there. Right
there.
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Come on.
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Okay, so let's put it in.
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Man, I'm so sorry for this. It's okay,
it's no problem. This is just not how I
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envisioned our journey. I love solving
puzzles. It excites me.
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Really? What?
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Can't do anything without kissing?
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It's a crown.
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It's a crown. He's got it.
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Well, this obviously symbolizes how he
envisions himself.
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As an all -powerful and not -so
-benevolent king.
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Hey, where'd he go?
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Where'd he go, y 'all?
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The king is here. What does it mean? The
king is here. Hey, look.
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There's someone outside.
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Is that Finn?
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What it do, Mitches? You're the Mitch!
You're Mitch!
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You're the damn Mitch up in here! You
Mitches all day, all y 'all Mitches. You
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behind all this?
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Damn right I am. Why, Finn?
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Because I wanted to humiliate y 'all
like y 'all did one of the kings.
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How did we humiliate you, Cedric?
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Really, boys?
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You don't remember at Nick Cannon's
bachelor party like four years ago?
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Yeah. We all had a great time, and you
were saying that, man. What are you
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through, Seth?
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Look, man, y 'all said I could be a part
of the group. Nobody said nothing like
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that. That's what it's all about. Y 'all
said y 'all was going to call me. You
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never did. Really?
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Do I get to play golf, JB? You don't
play golf. No, I do play golf, boys. I
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play golf. You can't play golf. Do I get
invited to the Lakers games? No.
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You don't like the Lakers, man. I kind
of like the Lakers. What? Y 'all don't
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know what it's like.
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They have to sit around your house all
the time with your wife and kids and two
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little bitty dogs and your mother -in
-law, sister -in -law, and the dude she
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date every now and then.
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It's like I'm on hard knocks and I can't
get cut even if I had butter, mother.
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Damn, Sid, you have no friends at all?
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I mean, you know, Steve Harvey got a lot
of...
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shows and stuff he's doing. He's busy.
He's got a lot of suits and stuff. And
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then DL, he all political now. He asks
me if I'm left wing, right wing.
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I'm like, I don't know. I like
sandwiches.
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Don't buy no damn wings.
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The only friend I got is my wife.
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Do you know what it means when your wife
is your best friend? That means you
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ain't got no damn friends.
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It was Kevin.
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Kevin didn't want anybody in the group
funnier than him, okay? There you have
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it. What's funny, Kevin?
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Would you shut up? I'm trying to calm
down the lunatic over here. All right. I
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thought it was because he shot Faison.
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I didn't shoot Faison. It was an
accident.
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I mean, it was only a flesh wound.
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Hey, you shoot Faison.
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Every wound is a flesh wound. That's
true.
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Because I shot him. He didn't even know
he was shot until the next Thursday.
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He was like, dude.
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Hey, you guys are ridiculous.
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Hey, you guys think women are crazy?
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You guys are like basketball wives with
balls.
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I don't want them infecting you.
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Yeah, same.
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Really, dude? What does Jennifer do with
that dude? He told her he was a wins.
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Hey, you got tea time, y 'all. Tea time.
Whoa, whoa.
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Where y 'all think y 'all going?
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We're going to play golf.
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Oh, can I come? Hell no. Hell no. We
can't have a bear. No bears.
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Stop, guys.
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Stop right there.
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Because I'll still sing this out.
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Yeah.
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Give me that.
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Seriously.
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The game is over. The game is over when
the king says it's over. Wow.
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Listen, you know, being a king of comedy
is not like being a real king. Like the
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most you can do is make people laugh.
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Never mind.
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What you got?
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Cinnamon challenge.
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Look,
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if either one of you can swallow this
and hold it down for 30 seconds, I'll
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delete the pictures and I'll let all of
you go. I'll just disappear.
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Come on.
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JP, don't do it. Look, I saw it on the
internet. It doesn't end well.
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I eat like 12 cinnamon buns every day.
That's not the same.
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I got this. Here's your spoon right
here. Load it up.
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Yeah, buddy. Don't worry about me.
Enough. That's enough. Hey, man.
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Let me do this.
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Okay? You get ready to disappear.
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Playboy.
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JB.
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You'll be all right. JB.
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Look what you did.
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Shake it off, JB. Shake it off.
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We've got to pull him out.
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He's going to drown.
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JB.
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You laughing?
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Who's next?
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Okay, nobody's next. We're not doing it.
Oh, somebody's going next. Are you out
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of your mind?
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No, I ain't out of my mind. His lungs
are toast.
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Cinnamon toast. He's fine.
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All right, JB.
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That's all you got?
335
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:34,880
Huh?
336
00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:36,160
Okay. Set.
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00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,750
You want to be in the group? That's what
this is all about, man. This is about
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love. This ain't about hate. I ain't no
hater.
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00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,650
Okay, then you do it. That's all I got
to do? Yeah.
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Oh, cool.
341
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,750
I'll do it, though.
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I'm in.
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Yeah, I'm riding on the cart with you,
too, JB. Me and you going to ride
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together. Yeah.
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Oh, man.
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00:18:04,030 --> 00:18:05,030
He is dead.
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00:18:08,179 --> 00:18:10,260
Seth. Guys, we got to call 911.
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Guys! Don't... Okay,
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00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,760
all right. All right, I'm sorry, Seth.
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I'm really sorry, but I need these
pictures.
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You understand?
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I love you, man.
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Wait, wait. Chill out. I was a boy
scout.
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00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:35,520
Oh, my God, it's dead?
355
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,440
You trying to kiss me, man?
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00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,940
Nah, man. I thought we lost another
king.
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No, man.
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Sad just got that narcolepsy, you know.
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Sad is alive and well, y 'all. You can
see me.
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00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,520
The entertainer's still kicking me.
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00:18:56,780 --> 00:19:03,720
And another thing is that... Got a
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little narcolepsy.
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00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,440
So, I think that the fellas have had
enough.
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00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,280
All right? It's time for Kevin to feel
my pain.
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00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:20,660
Don't start with that ball stuff.
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00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,180
Not today, man. I've been traveling all
day. I'm tired.
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I got some boxes in the car, my bags.
And go get me a fruit cup. Got you, got
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00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,160
you, got you. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's
this?
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00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:31,700
My agent sent this?
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00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:34,880
Trying to get me to play Smokey the Damn
Bear. They've been throwing all types
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of stuff at me.
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00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:40,900
Oliver.
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00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,240
Oliver, what?
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00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,700
Where's my wish and fire portrait?
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00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,670
Who's entertaining now, bitches?
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00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:52,970
What up, Rich?
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00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:56,210
You'll never be around another unfunny
motherfucker again.
378
00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:06,050
Where has this girl been hiding? With
only two episodes left.
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00:20:06,670 --> 00:20:07,890
Maya, phone wants you.
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00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,370
Seriously, guys? Maya takes the lead.
381
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,690
I'm here to pitch a project.
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00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:13,009
What's the project?
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00:20:13,010 --> 00:20:16,970
Me. Second Generation Way is all new
episode coming up next on BET.
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00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,250
We got it.
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