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Tonight's polka night. But first, JB
wanted us to watch the pilot for his new
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hidden camera show. I got a new show
called Trick.
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My first victim today is the one and
only big worm, Patreon Love.
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He comes in here to get his classic GPO
details every Wednesday. But today, he
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gets tricked.
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Go get him, y 'all.
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Don't worry, man. I use the same wax I
use in the air on your car.
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Whatever. Yeah, man.
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Nice, bro.
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And you have
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just got three moves.
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Look at that camera right there.
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Hey, tell them what just happened to
you.
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I'm face down low.
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And I just got tripped.
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I should put my car.
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That is your car. It's nice, too.
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Get the camera.
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Where's my car?
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That is your car.
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That's the car about a baby kid.
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Now, my show is a lot different from
other shows, right?
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Most shows will have a fake car over
there sitting around, waiting around,
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right? We don't have that kind of
budget.
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So you get tricked, you get around here.
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Now, here's the part of the show where
things tend to get a little violent,
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right?
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I'm going in.
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You don't fix my car. I ain't fixing
your car.
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You don't fix my car, the other eye is
going to look like that eye. Your car
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ain't going to get fixed, Faison.
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You know my motto? Once you get tricked,
you got nailed in the same damn town.
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You know what my motto is? Trick me
once.
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Trick me once.
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Fix my car, JB.
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Listen, I like the show, okay?
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I think the show is funny.
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But, dude, you got to get better
celebrities.
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Not Faison.
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You're not even a citizen.
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You're right about that. You're no
citizen.
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I love America.
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First of all, Faison was just a pilot,
an idea, a premise, a run -through. See,
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get it on his feet.
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Put it on his feet and see how it goes.
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Wait, wait, hold on.
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Not only is my car ruined, you're
telling me I was practiced? You was
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Hold on.
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Practiced? Network is giving me two more
episodes to prove myself.
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I need real stars in this, right? You're
not a real star. What is that supposed
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to mean, real stars?
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I Googled Boris.
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It said, do you mean Chuck Norris?
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Come on, man. Stay in your lane, baby.
You're a B. Okay, listen. Listen, JB.
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If you're going to trick somebody else,
it would be me.
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Yeah, it would be. Why wouldn't it be
me?
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I'm a ratings magnet right now. Really?
Yes. What do you mean? I'm like dust. I
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stay on TV. You are dusty.
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What does that mean?
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Dust is dirt.
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Anger will eat you.
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That'll be an all -you -can -eat anger
buffet?
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Finally, something to eat him.
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Think I'm all in.
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I'm the best tweeter ever.
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What are you doing? Why are you in my
house?
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Look, kid.
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Um, here's the thing.
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I'm not going to leave here until my car
is fixed.
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That was JB. It had nothing to do with
me. Go to JB's house. No, JB doesn't
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meat. He's a vegetarian.
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That's like kryptonite to me. I can't
eat that stuff. So go to your house. You
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got meat at your house. I will go to my
house when I can go there like a man and
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drive there in my car.
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You understand?
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That car is sentimental to me. Okay.
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Okay? I'm about to call my baby kids.
Come out. Come out.
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Honestly, guys, do I not have the lock
on my door? Okay.
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JB tricked Nicole.
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What? He rigged an elevator to fall
while she was in it. What? What?
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What floor was she on? Why didn't he rig
my elevator?
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I ride elevators all the time.
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I got an elevator in my house.
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I ride an elevator in the mall. I rode
an elevator over here. Why didn't he
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trick me?
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It should have been you, not Nicole.
How's Nicole?
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Boy. Oh, she's fine.
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Yo, what about... Don't worry about her.
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Now, I overheard JB talking, and you're
next. What?
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Yeah, yeah, you're next, okay? So be on
the lookout.
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Be on the lookout for what? JB, it's not
a game, man.
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This is real black stuff.
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I knew you was going to try to trick me,
JB.
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I mean, I'm the biggest trick star.
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I'm the biggest star that you know.
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Only problem is now I'm looking over my
shoulder. I'm like this.
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Where you at? Where you coming?
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You act like you want me, want to try
and find me. Why you want to step to me?
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When you ask me to do it. Yep. Hey,
Kevin, come in.
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How you been?
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I'm good.
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Good, good, good, good.
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What are you doing?
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You're putting footmark on my phone.
What are you doing?
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Looking for something.
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Kevin, sit down. What's that? A
computer?
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Why is a red light on it?
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Because it's off. Sit down.
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Sit. Down. Yes, I got a call from a
woman named Charmaine. Who is Charmaine?
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Who?
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Charmaine called here saying that she
was sleeping with you.
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That could be anybody.
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Yes, well, she also said that she is two
months pregnant with your baby.
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Once again, that could be anybody.
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Okay, Kevin, I need you to take this
seriously.
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Hey, Trin, how's your day?
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How's the family? That's normal what
people do when they sit down. Well,
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why I'm approaching you because your
family seems to be expanding. You're not
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approaching me. You're attacking me.
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Off the bat, that's what you do. You go
zero to 60.
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Anything you hear has to become the most
dramatic thing in the world. Let me
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tell you something that Sam and Will
told me. They said the bigger you get,
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more problems that you will have.
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Women will pop up and say that they're
pregnant.
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Some people might even call you gay.
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Some people might say, I saw Kevin Hart
doing cocaine in the back of the
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bathroom off a urinal. I'm getting it.
This is the consequence of getting it.
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What you're about to get is sued.
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Look.
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Kevin Hart is your favorite comedian.
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That's you.
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Kevin Hart is my favorite comedian. That
was your name.
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Say all right, all right, all right.
That's you, quoting yourself.
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It's all right, all right, all right.
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You sound like my dad.
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I don't even know what that means. Uh
-oh.
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I'm about to pop the top.
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Everybody want to be Kevin Hart. It's
sad.
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Get your own identity, people.
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That's not even how I say all right, all
right, all right. right.
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How do you? Please entertain me. So
you've never seen me perform?
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Because if you have, what do I do?
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All right, all right, all right.
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All right.
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That's not mine. I don't even understand
what that accent is. It seems
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simultaneous. This is getting sad.
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No trust means no relationship.
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I don't know that girl.
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I know exactly who she is.
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Mia Charmaine, which you would call
secretly dating.
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She's a bank teller slash gangster
rapper.
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A straight -up bankster.
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That's what we call him in the business.
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See, as you can tell, I'm one of those
guys who like to keep it real, which is
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why I met her.
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You want to know what else is real?
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This.
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That's why I'm in trouble.
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Guess I better go handle that.
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So after that little table -flipping
thingy, people
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were concerned about my anger.
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and thought I should see somebody, so
Robin gave me a Groupon to his anger
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management therapist.
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Oh, there you go.
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Sometimes it's a struggle to find your
comfortable place.
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How's that?
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I had no idea you were so flexible. I'm
comfortable.
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All right. Now, I like to begin my
session with a positive visualization.
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I'm going to close my eyes and tell you
what I see, okay?
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Is this like wax on wax off?
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kind of a gold white light a rainbow
light of positivity of which no
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can enter now close your eyes tell me
what you see
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touche
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You are a comedian.
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It's good. We're here to release some
anger. I don't really feel like you're
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taking this seriously. No, no, no. I'm
taking this. I'm just not an angry guy.
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Look, something happened earlier this
week with my car. It was a vintage car.
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That's it. I think the guy that did it
should, you know, maybe he should
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apologize. You know, sometimes we need a
little help, a little something to help
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accelerate the process of spiritual
enlightenment. What is that? This is
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the prod of release.
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Help! Jamie, you mother... There we go.
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Oh, there's the anger.
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There it is.
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My grandparents grew up on a farm, so I
know how farm animals get dealt with.
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But do I look like a farm animal, Mr.
Anger Manager?
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There you go. Ah, there's the anger.
Here we go.
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Ah, there's the anger.
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There's the anger.
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Can you feel the anger leaving your
body?
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It's wonderful. You think this is
wonderful?
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Absolutely. You want to feel some
wonderful?
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I'll tell you.
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Do it again. Dude, stop.
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Don't keep going.
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You like that? Yeah, I love it.
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Oh, don't go.
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Hey,
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Kev. Dude.
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What are you doing? What are you doing?
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I'm new.
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Yo, you following me face on? No, I just
came from the therapist. Robin hooked
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me up with the guy upstairs.
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The anger guy?
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Yeah. Yo, you know he doesn't have a
license. I figured that out when he
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out a cattle prod, Kevin. But forget
about that.
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As I was leaving our house this morning,
I saw JB's van.
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He's about to trick your ass.
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Outside my house? Yes.
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It's going down now, Kevin.
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Okay. Yes.
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Okay. I hope you got your clean drawers
on, baby.
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I knew it.
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Oh, I knew it.
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Watch out. Watch out.
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Next.
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I was here yesterday. You weren't here.
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I like to make a withdrawal.
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Two months ago.
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What are you doing here, Kevin?
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I'm here because you called my lawyer
talking a bunch of nonsense about you
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being pregnant. It ain't no nonsense,
okay? I am pregnant. And I'm going to
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some money, Kevin. All right? My baby
needs diapers, clothes, studio time.
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Studio time?
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Mm -hmm. What the hell? You trying to
tell me the baby rapping already?
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That's where it happened, and don't act
like you don't remember.
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Hey, lower your voice.
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Put my business out here in this bank.
You're going to have to pay me, all
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right? Or I'm going to let all of the
blogs know about our baby, all right?
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I'm going to send them that video in of
you sounding like a little punk. Okay. I
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keep media takeout on Speed Dabu, okay?
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So meet me tonight at the boathouse by
the lake with $100 ,000.
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$100 ,000?
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That's what I said. Oh, you done bumped
your big -ass head. I didn't give you no
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$100 ,000.
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I just gave you $90 ,000 to produce your
last mixtape with Dre.
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You forgot about that?
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Okay, so you know what? You want to
play. You want to play with me. Okay, I
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you. Look, everybody, Kevin Hardy is a
little freak with a little... Hey, girl,
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put it down.
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Lower it.
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I don't know what the joke is.
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What are y 'all laughing at?
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What you need to be laughing at is that
little -ass bank statement. That's what
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you need to laugh at, sir.
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This is it. This is it.
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This is it.
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As soon as I saw the bank robbers, I
knew it. I said, I'm getting tripped.
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You're not going to give me this little
prank.
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I'm about to reverse it. I'm about to
born identity this whole situation.
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Everybody preach the robbery.
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Get out.
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Get out.
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Get out of there.
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Yo, little man, don't mean to shoot you.
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Showtime.
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Everybody stay calm. I got this.
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Y 'all done showed the wrong bank to rob
today, fella.
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Time for me to kick some asses.
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Who the hell are you?
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Kevin. Boy.
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Well, I may not have a lot of bulk, but
what I do have is a skill set. You dirty
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mother. I told you to get that. Oh, God.
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Get the camera out of my face.
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Camera man, stay focused.
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I don't want to hear him, man.
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That's Kevin Hart.
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That dude's hilarious.
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Okay.
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Oh, okay. Y 'all want to be real with
it.
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Well, if you're going to be real, why
don't you let these innocent American
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voters go?
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You want me?
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I don't have no weapons.
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Huh? But I got money.
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You want money?
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Huh? Take the cash. That's 20 grand in
unmarked bills. I need that. Take it.
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why are you in a giving mood?
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Let me get them sneakers.
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That means the lives of these civilians?
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You got them.
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It means your life. Okay.
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You got it. Take it.
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Take it all. Let me get that watch, too.
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You can have it because it's about time
for you to get out of here. Yeah, I want
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the shirt, too. You know what? You don't
have to ask for nothing else.
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I'll give you everything you want.
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You want the shirt?
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These are my fans.
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These are loyal citizens.
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Take it all.
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Take it and get your asses out of here.
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You drive a Porsche?
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Listen, listen. Hey, hey, look. I'm not
Faison. Don't mess with my car. I
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sincerely love Kevin Hart, too.
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I got 20 stacks, a Porsche, and a $30
,000 watch.
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Now I wonder where Steve Harvey been at.
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Get out of here!
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No,
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no, no, hey, hey, listen, listen, stop.
It wasn't me by myself.
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Hey, let me get the other two actors
back here.
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I was racist until today.
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That little monkey saved my life.
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Go, Obama.
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Thanks for calling, man.
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You got me, JB.
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I'm tricked.
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Where you at, man?
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Well, I want to thank you for the movie.
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for the clothes.
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Just let me know where to send them.
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Send them?
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I want you to bring them to my house.
What?
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Unwashed. My address is in your pocket.
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Okay. Your cup.
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Your cup. Keep them.
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Bring me the clothes.
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Why didn't I think of that?
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00:17:07,690 --> 00:17:09,430
No, Charmaine. How about we start with
that?
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Okay? Second of all, no, I don't have
your money.
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00:17:12,270 --> 00:17:15,210
See, that is why I don't deal with you.
I'm telling you. Charmaine, the bank
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robbers took the money. You hear me? I
don't have it. The bank robbers got it.
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00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:23,750
Why do the bank robbers got my money,
Kevin? Okay. Huh? How do the bank
324
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got my money?
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My baby was going to need a tattoo.
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00:17:27,150 --> 00:17:28,970
A tattoo of what? The baby's a fetus.
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00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:33,030
Listen to me. Listen to me. Stop. Stop.
Stop walking. Stop it.
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Stop. You have no idea what my day has
been like today.
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Okay, I'm at a bank.
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I get my money taken and stuff.
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00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,540
I'm out here in the... Kevin, are you
crying?
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00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:48,480
No. My allergies just act up when I get
sad.
333
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,200
I just need a hug.
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00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,740
You need a hug? I got your hug, boo.
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I knew it. You didn't get me.
336
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:17,570
What are you crying about?
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00:18:18,370 --> 00:18:20,850
What's all that right there? Because I'm
emotional. Tell him, man.
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That was crazy.
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00:18:39,170 --> 00:18:40,950
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. So, boys,
hold on.
340
00:18:41,230 --> 00:18:43,890
So, you're saying that Nicole got
tricked. That was a lie?
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00:18:44,170 --> 00:18:45,250
That was actually true.
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00:18:45,930 --> 00:18:47,710
What I was hoping all this was to trick
me.
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00:18:48,550 --> 00:18:51,650
Damn. Good bit, Kevin. What? Look at
that camera right there. Tell them what
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just happened to you. Tell them what
happened to you.
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Give it up. Give it up.
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Hey.
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Yo, I'm Kevin Hart.
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And I just been tricked. You know what I
mean?
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This is crazy.
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The bank robbery.
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I mean, them taking my car.
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00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:09,140
Y 'all had me. Like, for a second, y
'all had me there.
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00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:10,539
It's crazy.
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00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:11,540
Oh, that part was real.
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00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,620
What are you talking about?
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00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,940
The robbery wasn't part of the trick.
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00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:19,780
Your money, your car, your sneakers, all
that's gone.
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00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,960
You got double tricks.
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00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:23,720
Are you serious?
360
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,920
I'm dead serious.
361
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,500
Hey, uh... Yo, turn the camera off. I
want to talk to the camera.
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00:19:28,820 --> 00:19:29,779
No, no, no.
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00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:31,580
Are you serious right now? Uh -huh.
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00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,760
Oh, man!
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00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:40,910
I really lost it. Guess I need some
white gold and rainbow light of
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00:19:41,910 --> 00:19:44,490
Mr. Hart, why are you angry?
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00:19:46,710 --> 00:19:47,770
I'm not angry.
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00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,310
Never me. People around me.
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I'm good.
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00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,230
I'm in a different place.
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00:19:56,950 --> 00:19:59,290
This is the prod of release.
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We're not going to take this seriously.
We could shut the company down. On an
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00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,740
all -new second -generation weigh -in,
can they keep it together?
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It's my mom.
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00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,740
This is stupid. This isn't fun and
games, Dante.
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00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:15,780
Second -generation weigh -ins, all -new
episode coming up next on BET. We got
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you.
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00:20:17,060 --> 00:20:20,660
Last season on Let's Stay Together,
Crystal found out her man is in the
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I'm great.
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00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:22,760
Darkenia's boyfriend?
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00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,080
Say what now? Love is complicated.
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00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:28,000
Find out what happens next on an all
-new season of Let's Stay Together.
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Premieres Tuesday, March 26th at 11 on
BET.
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Nobody's got you like we got you.
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