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Previously, on The Real Husbands of
Hollywood.
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Are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious.
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Well, it's hard to believe, Esther.
Because this is what you do.
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Go to the club, meet nice girls with
beautiful bodies.
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Stop, stop.
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Okay? You're talking about a younger
version of Kevin.
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This is a different version. Girl, I'm a
man now.
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I'm looking for a brain.
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That's what you got. You got a brain,
girl.
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You know how important that is?
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To have a mental connection?
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And we have this. Why would you even
question it?
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You think that this is a coincidence
that we're here?
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No, I think you did it on purpose. No,
Esther, this is somebody's plan.
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Yours. Somebody bigger than us. This is
spiritual.
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I'm serious, Esther.
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I'm just going to come out and say it.
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I'm trying to spend the rest of my life
with you.
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The rest of your life? I wouldn't say it
if I didn't mean it.
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Maybe we should finish the conversation.
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Yep.
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I'm just going to straighten up. Go
ahead.
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The rest
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of my life starts over in the morning.
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I heard you, Kevin.
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Today I'm meeting the fellas about this
spot we're thinking about investing in
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called Karma. This is it. Since Shane's
doing the deal, it should be called Bad
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Karma. This is the dining room. It holds
about 75 people. I love this, man.
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Yeah, we could put my band over there.
Put a DJ booth over there. You know what
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I mean?
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Open mic night. I could perform here
every once in a while. I like how you
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it. Free entertainment is always good,
baby. I mean, I don't know about free. I
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mean, I don't even sing for Paula for
free.
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All right, that's even better. We'll
cover charge at the door. Y 'all, check
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this out, y 'all. I like the cubism.
You're going to love it.
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What you think? What you think?
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You like it?
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Oh,
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man. One of us is definitely getting a
divorce. That's what I'm talking about.
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What you think, Kev? This is great.
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You like it? I love it. Check it out,
guys. We got 4 ,000 square feet. And for
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50 Gs a piece, we own this joint, man.
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50 Gs? Oh, man. We can get some go -go
dancers, put some French Revolution art
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on the walls. This is crazy, man. 50 Gs?
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50 Gs. That's it. I got three Gs for
you. Get the hell out of here, Shake.
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You're telling me it's 50 Gs for all
this?
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What's the catch?
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There is no catch, Kev.
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I know people.
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Oh, okay. And I know Dwayne.
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We call Dwayne Shake because everything
he does feels a little shaky.
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Feel that?
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He just walked by.
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Hey, Kev, I ran the numbers, man. It's a
great damn deal. Well, you tell this
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dude. I ran the numbers, man. You ran
the numbers, JB?
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I ran the numbers. Tell me how you count
the $50 ,000. On your fingers and toes?
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Dumbass. Shut up, Kevin. Shut up, JB.
Shut your ass up. You shut your ass up.
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Shut your ass up, Kevin. Shut up. Shut
up, Kevin.
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Telling me to shut up? Think I'm stupid?
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There's a catch.
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Oliver, let's go. I'm not going to do
this. Great deal. What doesn't make
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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The guy that used to own it got murdered
and his widow wants to sell it.
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Murdered? Yeah.
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Shake, I'm in here touching stuff.
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What's the name of this club? Cold Case?
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Oliver, wipe my prints off.
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I can't believe you.
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What else, Shake?
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Tell me what else.
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She killed him.
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Wow. But look, if we act fast, right, we
can take ownership before she gets a
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verdict.
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Before she gets a verdict. Yeah, turn a
negative into a positive. I like that.
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Oh, okay.
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What else, Shaq?
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What else? Why do you think there's
something else? Because I know you. What
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you mean?
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Okay, there's a $5 million balloon
payment.
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Oh, okay.
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What else, Shaq? We got 36 months to pay
it back, Kevin. Oh, that's funny.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa.
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Why would we pay $5 million for a damn
balloon?
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What kind of balloon?
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Is it not a balloon? Is it a blimp? JB,
JB, shut up! And this is who rang the
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numbers? Come on, man.
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Okay, and to answer your question, we
wouldn't pay $5 million.
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Come on, JB, we're leaving. This is
whack. We out. Hey, talk to him, Nick.
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Look, the margins are good. It's minimal
exposure.
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It's a pretty good deal.
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Oh, thank you. The margins are good,
huh?
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Let me ask you something, Nickelodeon.
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How you gonna make your payment?
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What, Mimi going to give you a cash
advance?
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Oh.
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No, no, no. It needs to be said.
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Let me see what I got in my wallet. Show
me.
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Maybe it's that America's Got Talent
check. There you go. Or the Incredible
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Headphones check. Or maybe the Wildin'
Out check.
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That's right next to the HBO Boxing
check. Right behind my Teen Nick
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check.
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Hold on. Let me look at my colorful
socks. Oh, don't go in the sock, Nick.
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are colorful.
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A blank check from Mariah. You right,
Kevin. I might as well just spend that.
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Give me that damn banana.
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I unpeeled it.
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It's a good deal, cab.
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People died in here, Shake.
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Is a dead body under here?
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Let's go, guys.
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I don't trust Shake. I don't care what
he says.
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I don't care what he's talking about. I
just don't trust him.
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Shake's got a medical disorder anyway,
so I don't want to trust him either.
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Damn. Who the hell is that?
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I know her.
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First name Ada, last name Yoli.
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Oh, that's funny, JB.
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My first name is Valter.
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Last name is Smash.
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Your boss, you don't want to do that.
What are you doing, Oliver?
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It's all right. It's all right. It's a
new thing, man. Go and get that.
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What are you doing? That's Bella
Gonzalez.
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Exactly. Sugar Shane Mosley's girl.
You're damn right.
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That's his truck right there. He's going
to knock the foot in the lock, Kevin
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Bass.
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I'm going to get all of you.
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I'm Bella.
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I'm Kevin.
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Bella. Sweet Bella. Yo, Kev. What's up,
man?
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Oh, what up, boy?
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Shane. Give me a second. I'm handling
some business with this young lady.
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About this lady? Yeah, Shane. Give me a
second, man. Do me a favor. Go over
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there and spar with my friend.
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Say your last couple of fights. He can
use the train. Go ahead, little man.
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No, man.
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That's my girl, man.
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Impossible. There's no way that's your
girl. What, you a comedian now? Stop it,
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dude.
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You his girl.
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Actually, I am his girl.
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You were tired from whooping ass or
something, didn't you?
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You got some pretty ass eyes, man.
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Damn.
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It's like looking in the coffin.
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Come on.
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You got some pretty ass eyes, man.
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Damn.
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Who are you talking to? I'm not talking
to you. No.
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You don't know this about me. I got a
condition.
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I got Tourette's. So, from time to time,
I'm talking... You get what I'm saying?
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I don't have control over it. It's a
disorder, you know? But what was going
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me and Bella were talking, which... God,
she's fine. What? No, no.
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And from my Tourette's perspective,
that's not me. But we were talking about
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charity that I was trying to get you to
fight in, right? What charity?
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It's a charity for kids with Tourette's,
like me.
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Yeah, I'll do it if I can pick my
victim. Yeah, of course.
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Nick Cannon would be somebody good for
you to fight. How about you?
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You done lost your mind if you think I'm
sorry.
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That's not me. That's Tourette's again.
If it's me and you, let's do something
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different like skip a walk race.
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You have a walk race? Have your people
call my people, mother.
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Okay. That's not Tourette. I know. That
was your finger. Right.
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Right. Come on, baby. Let's go. Cool. Y
'all get out of here, man.
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Bye, Kevin. Shane, just for you to know,
she blew a kiss at me.
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Not in a, like, hook -up -with -me way,
but you just should know what your
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girl's doing.
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All right, guys. Hey, drive safe.
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Right.
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What the... Dad, Oliver.
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I tried to warn you about a car. You
didn't try to warn me about nothing.
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He's supposed to be my bodyguard. I'm
your assistant. You're my everything.
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Yo, was that Shane and Bella?
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Yeah. Kevin pushed up on his girl.
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Yo, shut up, JB.
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Yo. You hit on Bella, you still alive?
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That was smart. Talking him into a whole
charity fight thing. I had to think of
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something. Charity fight with who?
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A charity fight with Kevin.
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What? Shane's going to donate an ass
whooping.
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And I got it all right here. Give me the
phones, baby. No.
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Let me see that.
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I'm going to get your ass in the car. I
got something for you. I got something
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for you. I got something for you.
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You got to see this dude, man. Get right
here. Watch this. Look.
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This thing is getting out of hand.
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You mean me fight Shane Mosley?
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How would I get in the ring with one of
the best boxers of all time?
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I'm a comic.
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I can't be slurring my words.
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But now Twitterverse is going crazy. I
mean, everybody wants to see me fight
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Shane.
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I'm in trouble.
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There was only one person who could get
me out of this situation.
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My attorney, the big P.
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Trina Shaw is what I call her.
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I cannot get you out of this situation,
Kevin. JB's video has gone viral.
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It's all over YouTube, Worldstar, Boss
Up, The Huffington Post, and my personal
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favorite, Porn Cave. You're telling me
right now that I can't get out of a
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because of some video that JB put on the
web?
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Stop. And I'm on Porn Cave?
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Are you serious?
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Yes.
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Oh, this is huge.
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I'm like Mr. Magnum right now.
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Yo, you know how much ass I'm about to
get because of this?
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Endless.
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Endless ass.
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Do you hear me?
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I'm sorry.
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What are you laughing for?
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Why are you laughing? I'm sorry. It's
just a comparison between you and Mr.
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Magnum. You don't know what I have, so
don't do that. You've never seen my
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equipment, okay? I don't want to. Why
are we talking about this? I'm not going
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to do it, Trina. You are going to do it.
I'm not going to do it. This is why I
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can't get you out of it, Kevin, because
it's in ink.
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Comedian Ink's charity belt. Trina, I
made that up. Well, guess what? It's
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I've been getting e -mails, phone calls
all day long congratulating you on
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coming out of the closet about your
condition.
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You are the Frank Ocean of Tourette.
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Huh? All right, first of all, how did it
go for me and Mr. Mack and Frank Ocean?
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Huh? Look,
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listen to me.
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Trina, I'm not going to do it.
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Okay, your Tourette's is getting worse.
Trina, don't. Come here, come here.
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You are going to do it. I don't like
this.
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You are going to do it. Ask me why.
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Why? Because Shane is going to donate
$100 ,000.
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He's giving me $100 ,000?
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No, he's not giving you $100 ,000. Why
would he do that? That's ridiculous.
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He's going to donate $100 ,000 to your
charity for every round that you stay in
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the ring with him. I don't care.
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If you don't do it, then you are going
to let the kids down and your career
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be over, Kevin. You'll be back to doing
open mic at the laugh house. First of
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all, them kids.
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Okay? I don't know them kids.
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Okay? I said it. I'm not going to do it.
I'm not going to do it, Trina.
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I don't care what you say. What you're
going to do, you're going to fix it.
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You're going to get me out of the fight.
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Done. I can't get you out of the fight
is what I'm trying to explain to you.
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done frustrated me. You done pushed me
to the limit.
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Okay? This is what I think about this.
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This whole fight, this whole little
situation. Are you trying to risk paper?
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Made me mad is what it did.
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Is that what you're trying to do?
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I'm going to get scissors.
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I'm going to show you.
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You're going to need more than that for
the charity bout.
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Mr. Magnum.
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Trina warned me that Kevin might try to
punk out at a Mosley fight, but I can't
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let that happen. I already sold the pay
-per -view rights to Showtime and Comedy
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Central and the Soft Porn Channel.
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So me and Nick rushed over to the Cuban
seed to talk some sense into the little
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bastard. So you sold what to who?
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It sold itself.
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When the fight was announced, everybody
wanted to see the ass -whooping of the
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century. Hey, hey, hey, but of course
you'll be doing the ass -whooping.
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Hey, my question, how much does my boss
make out of this deal?
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Good question.
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How much do you make, Oliver? I make
$600 a week. Okay, check this out. After
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this deal, you'll still be making $600 a
week.
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You know what I'm saying? Now go get me
a stogie, man. Do what you do.
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Hey, you can't talk to Oliver like that.
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What do you say, Oliver?
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Go get the damn stogie.
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You don't listen.
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Yeah, I make six Benjamins a week.
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But I also spit on your Cuban.
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Love me some Cubans.
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Look, Kev, I get it.
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You don't need the money. We understand
that. What about your KWTS kids?
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What are you talking about KWTS kids? I
made that up. After I made it up, then
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they made the organization up. It's not
even real, drummer boy.
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Oh, no, it's real.
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So we done signed the contracts.
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We done put the billboards up. The ring
is up. I done spent Mariah's money up.
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You fighting.
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Hey, you better get out of my face,
Nick.
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I'm serious, man.
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Hey. Whoa, whoa.
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Nick, come on. Nick, Nick. Come on, man.
It ain't all about you. It ain't all
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about you. Nick, man, that's what's
about the kids, Kevin. I don't give a
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about them kids, Nick. I know you don't
give a damn about the kids. Why don't
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you try walking in their shoes sometime?
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You wear the damn same size.
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Little foot bath. Let him go. Let him
go.
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Hey. Hey, Kevin. Why are you picking on
Nick?
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Stop flip -flopping, Romney.
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Whatever, man.
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Nick.
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Nick got some damn nerves, man.
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That's fire right there, baby.
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You feel that? That's fire.
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Check it out.
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Sugar Shane is retired and old.
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Right now, that man sitting right now in
Denny's with his teeth on the table
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eating soup.
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Right? He's old. He's old as hell.
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You're a young warrior. And Bella,
that's not his girlfriend.
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That's his nurse.
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That's his damn nurse.
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This is a charity event.
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He's going to come in that charity
event, right? He's not going to prepare.
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He's not going to work out. He's not
going to do this.
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Because he's fighting you.
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Shut up, Oliver.
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I'm just making the point you was
making. Shut up.
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Me and Bum Dummy Brown right here are
going to train you. We're going to get
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right. You're going to get in that ring
and you're going to be fire.
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You're going to be a beast.
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A beast. A beast of a little beast.
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You think I'm going to be a beast?
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I know you're going to be a beast. I saw
fire right there. Fire.
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Straight. A little fire, but a fire.
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I feel hot. You're going to get in that
ring and you're going to bust the
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Douglas the hell out of that Mitch.
You're going to bust the Douglas. Who is
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that? Buster Douglas. Shut up, Oliver.
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Don't repeat me.
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You know what?
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I used to fight in Philly.
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I boxed at Joe Frazier's gym. No, no,
no.
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I love that boy. Look here.
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We're going to get you right.
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We're going to get you back on track.
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We're going to get in that ring. We're
going to knock that Mitch out. We're
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going to get that championship belt.
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You know what that belt is?
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Bella.
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Oh, I want her around my waist. You got
it right, you do.
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You know, sometimes it takes handing
from your boys to make you realize your
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potential. I mean, JB and Oliver both
made me realize that Shane's no better
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than me. I mean, we're the same height.
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Give or take an inch or two in his
favor. We're the same weight.
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Both divorced.
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And he's like 45 years older than me.
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Yes, I think I can beat Shane's old ass.
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00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,540
Oh, y 'all done woke up the champ.
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The champ is here. The champ is here.
The champ is here.
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It's a charity event. I thought it was
all nice, right?
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J .B.? Damn, boss. You got a glass
stomach.
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I don't know if I'll tell you to put
that. This is good.
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Don't do that. Oh, you dirty. This is a
damn charity event.
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Anybody got time for that.
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You're going to knock his ass out,
Kevin. Sit straight in.
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Bite your ear off. What you going to do
to him? Bite your ear off. Bite him.
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Bite him. Hit him.
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Hit him. Out of stomach, Kevin.
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Let's get it in, champ. One, two, three.
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After three days of training with Oliver
and JB, I started to feel like this
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whole thing was a mistake. So, what my
team did, we decided to go with a
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profession. I'll give you a clue.
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A -L -I.
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But here's the thing.
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Basically, as you can tell, I don't need
that much help with boxing. Naturally,
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I'm an athlete.
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00:16:21,140 --> 00:16:24,000
Oh, okay. Look at my physique. You can
see that. I need help. No, I don't see
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that. I don't see that. You look hard.
You'll see it. Listen, I need help with
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the secrets, like the stuff your dad
taught you, how to float like a
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sting like a bee, fight Shane Mosley.
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00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,540
Oh, okay. So you need me to teach you
how to run like a cheetah.
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You know, when he comes at you this way,
you go that way.
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00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:41,600
I'm sorry, Oliver. What are you laughing
at?
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00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:44,200
What are you laughing at? I'm looking
for motivation.
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00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:47,660
That's not motivation to me. Look, if
getting your ass whooped doesn't
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you, sweetie, I don't know what will. So
show me what you're working with.
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00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:51,639
Come on.
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00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,360
You want to see the magic. I want to see
it.
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You might learn something.
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00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,200
Okay, show me.
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00:16:57,720 --> 00:16:58,720
Oliver, stay here.
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00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,340
All right, Oliver, just throw a punch.
I'm going to show the shoulder roll.
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00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:03,340
off the shoulder.
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00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:04,259
Shoulder roll.
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00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:05,640
Shoulder roll. That's one thing.
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00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,140
My defense is crazy.
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00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,920
They used to call me the blur when I was
13.
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00:17:10,579 --> 00:17:11,259
Where am I?
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00:17:11,260 --> 00:17:12,640
I'm at the entrance, baby.
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00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,800
Mr. Anderson.
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00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:18,400
What are you doing? What are you doing?
You know what? Come here. Come here.
381
00:17:18,599 --> 00:17:22,000
Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I
just need you to show me your jab, okay?
382
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:24,119
Okay. Just a simple jab right here in my
hand.
383
00:17:24,859 --> 00:17:26,599
I'm going with the left, okay? Give it
to him.
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00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,079
Kevin, get up.
385
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,880
My one -year -old daughter hits harder
than Kevin.
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00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,460
Kevin, get up. Let's go.
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00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:41,040
Get your ass out of here, Oliver. Let me
tell you something.
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00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:44,740
She is Ali's daughter. I get that. But I
ain't afraid of no girl. I don't care
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who your daddy is.
390
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:46,660
Hey, let me start.
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00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,320
You don't want no care? Make sure you're
good? Not for you. I'm good.
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00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,360
Everybody got to learn somehow.
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00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:53,520
Give him a mouthpiece. Give it to him.
394
00:17:53,780 --> 00:17:54,780
Give it to him.
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00:17:56,020 --> 00:17:57,020
Go, Tom.
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00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,400
Let's go.
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00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:23,340
I wish you would hit me in my feedback.
398
00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,540
Now, come here, little man.
399
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:26,979
Little man?
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00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:28,320
Oh, what? You didn't know you were
little?
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00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,960
I'm roughed into this volcano, girl. All
right. Let's go.
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00:18:47,719 --> 00:18:51,380
I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't
seen it. Kev knocked out Ali.
403
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:56,020
Okay, it was Layla, but that's still an
Ali. We coming for all Ali.
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00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,420
Tatiana, you next.
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00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:59,480
Kevin Hart shook up the world.
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00:18:59,980 --> 00:19:01,320
Rumble, young man, rumble.
407
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,040
Sugar Shane is done, son.
408
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:06,730
Kevin is the one that's done.
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00:19:07,150 --> 00:19:09,330
I heard that my girl Layla Ali was
training him.
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00:19:09,530 --> 00:19:13,150
So I gave her a call. I said, hey,
Layla, listen, make sure Kevin feels
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about himself because we don't want to
disappoint the kids.
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00:19:16,470 --> 00:19:17,470
Or Showtime.
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00:19:18,770 --> 00:19:19,770
Or my bookie.
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00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:23,350
Yeah, Dwayne called me, but I didn't do
that to make Kevin feel good.
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00:19:23,850 --> 00:19:26,870
I did that to make me feel good. You
know how funny it's going to be to see
416
00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:27,890
Shane whoop his ass?
417
00:19:28,530 --> 00:19:29,770
Fight party in my house.
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00:19:30,890 --> 00:19:31,890
Next week.
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00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:41,280
Hi, I'm Max Kellerman. Tonight, comedy
superstar Kevin Hart takes on boxing
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00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:46,520
superstar Sugar Shane Mosley to raise
money for kids with Tourette's Syndrome.
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00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,240
Max, we love you, mother!
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00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:51,820
Sit your old ass down if I may say.
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00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:55,300
Word on the street was that Kevin Hart
wasn't even going to show up tonight.
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00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:59,360
But all Hollywood's turned out to see
how this will turn out. Get ready to
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a big check and lose your girl, champ.
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