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And so, ladies and gentlemen, esteemed
judges of the Illinois State Junior Tech

Fair, A year of hard work and
perseverance has culminated in this

Oh, you suck!

Your Honor, the judges are not going to
heckle him at the

tax fair. You don't know that.

He's got to be prepared for anything.

Ninja star!

Ow!

Would you let him finish, you psycho?

further ado, let me present Rob, the
first ever Robo Black Belt. Hit it,

Here you go, Rob.

Now he's just showing off.

move is called the Emil.

No, it's not.

Funky, funky, funky.

Hi.

Thank you. Thank you.

This is going to be the perfect ending
to the year of Teddy.

And do not forget your peem Teddy swag.

We have T -shirts, hats, and my
favorite, the Teddy Jackson bobblehead.

That's Serena Williams.

No, it's Teddy with a tennis racket and
a ponytail.

Well, looks like we're all set.

Now the only thing I have to look out
for is Ryan Gibson.

Teddy. Why did you look off into the
distance and whisper that name?

Because I'm talking about the world's
most evil robotics enthusiast, my arch

rival, Ryan Gibson.

Oh, I see.

What did Ryan Gibson do to you?

Every time we were in the same science
fair, that cheater would find a way to

trick me out of my trophy.

Teddy, you have so many trophies. I
could have more.

It all started back at the third grade
regional science fair.

I was prepping my project when a
delivery woman came up and said, I have

special delivery for you from Ryan
Gibson.

And of course, I was like, thanks. I
love muffins.

Ryan's never done anything bad to me, so
that's cool.

How considerate. It was a trick.

While I was combing through those
muffins, That weasel dropped a stink

my baking soda volcano.

The judge was all like, ew, you farted.

I said, it wasn't me.

But she was all like, oh yeah?

You're the only one with the big old
basket of bran muffins.

That's right, Emil.

They were all bran.

The fartiest of muffins.

The judge told me to get out.

Take your fart muffins with you.

Oh, Teddy.

Whatever that malicious muffin giver has
planned this year, I have got your

back. Nothing gets past me.

Me start.

Oh. Starting now.

Wow. The Junior Tech Fair draws a very
interesting crowd.

Yeah, the Tech Fair is the main
attraction, but there are a few other

conventions here this weekend.

Fantasy Con.

Clown Con.

Oh, they even have pony rides.

Yes.

Okay, not pony.

That is why she wanted to drive us here.

Mom, I thought you were off -rug.

I can look.

Hey, you guys are good signing in by
yourselves, right? Because I was just

to rug over to the rug convention.

Rug you.

Your mother has a serious rug problem.

All right, I'm going to go sign us in.
You find us a good presentation spot.

Team Teddy.

You can count on me. Look out!

Are you okay?

Do you hear angel harp?

Oh, yeah, it's this guy.

Fantasy Con is that way, buddy.

I cannot believe he almost hit me. I
hate clowns. They creep me out, too. I

mean, their makeup makes it look...

Thank you for saving my life.

Or at least my shins.

It's a good thing I did. Wouldn't want
the cute boy convention to lose their

keynote speaker.

Oh, no, I am not here for that. My
friend is in the tech fair.

Okay.

Well, I gotta go. Maybe I'll see you
around.

Wait, there is no cute boy convention.

Oh, she was flirting with me.

Boy, hey.

Bozo. Oh, no. No, I hate clowns. I hate
clowns. I hate clowns. I hate clowns.

Well,

that's one way to save a table.

Oh, Teddy.

I have been struck down by Cupid's
arrow.

Tone it down a little. The people here
know me.

Hey, what's up, Lionel? That's not
Lionel.

I have met the most amazing girl.

Alas, I've lost her forever in the day
of conventions.

Sorry, but we've got bigger problems.

I saw Ryan at sign -in, so we gotta stay
vigilant.

Absolutely. I shall have a laser -like
focus.

Open her eyes, Daddy, her eyes.

Yep, we've all got them.

Wait, there walks the embodiment of
beauty and grace herself.

Forget that. I see that pond scum, Ryan.

There she is.

Wait, what?

That is Ryan? But she is so nice and
smart and...

When she smiles, it makes you forget all
the sorrows you have ever known.

Dude, stop.

My best friend cannot be crushing on my
mortal enemy.

Hey, guys.

Stay back, you she -demon.

Hello, Ryan.

I am Emil from four minutes ago.

You probably do not remember.

Of course I remember. From the cute boy
convention.

Nope, nope.

That is not a thing, and this is not a
thing.

Look, Teddy, I just came over here to
apologize.

I feel really bad about how I treated
you last year.

And the year before that, and pretty
much every year we've competed.

I was horrible.

Hooray, we forgive you.

No, no, no, no. No, we don't.

That's fair.

But you should know I am a completely
different person now.

And I really am sorry.

In fact, if you want me to drop out of
the competition, I'll go do it right

Good. Do it.

Go.

Wait a minute.

You just want me to have a tainted
victory so you can lord it over my head.

I want you to stay in the competition so
I can beat you fair and square.

What do you think about that?

I think that's great, Teddy.

Dang it!

And I promise, no funny business.

We will leave that for the clown
convention.

I was just trying to lighten the mood.

I do not understand your suspicions,
Betty. She apologized. She is nice now.

She's basically my girlfriend.

Dude. For the last time, you can't go
out with Ryan. She doesn't really like

you. She's just trying to get to me. I
mean, come on. The cute boy convention?

Please.

Wow.

Wait.

The bitter boy convention?

You are missing your keynote speaker?

Well, he is right here.

Get the thing out of my face!

Nice try, Teddy, but I'm holding up a
different finger under here.

This is very bad in Boronia.

Well, right back at you, buddy.

So, after reading the brochure, I
realized that there was, in fact, no

convention at all.

I suppose I'm not very good with
subtleties.

Then maybe I shouldn't be so subtle.

Oops. Hey, hey, watch out for the new
rug, Emil.

Which one?

They're looking pretty good, huh?

All right, where do you want these?

Well, there's only one place I haven't
carpeted, so let's get to the bathroom.

Gross.

This is really fun. I'm glad Teddy was
okay with me coming over.

Well, technically he does not know about
this, which makes it a bit of a

forbidden romance.

Why are you blinking so hard?

Because I cannot wink with only one eye.

Well, then.

To you, too.

I do not understand how you could have
done all those terrible things to Teddy.

Well, the truth is, I come from a very
competitive family. I have seven

and sisters, and they are all these
amazing overachievers. A doctor, a

professional triathlete, a best -selling
author.

Wow. They do sound impressive.

That's just my old brother, Patrick.

And my parents call him Dr.

Disappointment.

Oh, my.

I will say, after a lot of therapy, I
learned the only person whose respect I

need to win is my own.

What an inspiring backstory.

Thanks for listening. It feels good to
tell someone that.

Not giving you any more food, Emil.

You're cut off.

No. Oh, come on.

I'll tell you what's different about me,
Teddy.

I'm in love.

Not now, Emil. We are at code red.

Defcon 1 threat level.

Yikes.

Yikes? That is way above threat level
yeesh.

What happened? My project. It's missing.

Now, normally I would say this is Ryan's
doing, but that's impossible.

I always register under a false address
so she has no idea where I live.

Well, coming on the heels of that, this
may not sound great, but I was

just on a date with Ryan downstairs in
the boating alley.

But I am sure it is unrelated.

You brought Ryan here?

I warned you to stay away from her. I am
sure she did not take your robot.

We had a good talk.

You see, she has these overachieving
siblings who are... Do you know what

she has?

My project!

And I'm going to her hotel to get it
back.

You can't do that.

Oh, I can, and I will.

Well, then, I am coming with you, if
only to see the look on your face when

confirm her innocence.

I bet it will look like this.

No, we'll confirm her awfulness and
you'll make a face like this.

I do not look like that.

That project has to be around here
somewhere.

Teddy, I highly doubt your robot is
underneath that lamp.

Admit it. Ryan did not take your
project. I know she did.

Oh. Aha.

Ew.

Look, none of this would have happened
if you didn't let the wolf into the hen

house. The expression is a fox into the
hen house, which is... Actually

appropriate, because Orion is a stone
-cold fox.

But you know what? That fox is a snake,
so I'm taking her dog.

Robot.

We can use it as collateral until she
returns my project.

You will do no such thing. I can, and I
will.

Found your project.

It was under one of my rugs. No idea how
that happened.

So weird.

Anyway, rug you. Bye.

Oh, yeah.

So, funny story.

My mom found my project, which means I
now believe you.

Yay!

Look what we have.

will say when she sees this.

What are you doing?

Wow, Teddy, that was a very good
impression.

Oh, dear.

This is not what it looks like. You see,
what happened is we snuck into your

room and broke your project.

That is totally what it looks like.

I'm sorry.

It was an accident.

Look, Ryan, this is all my fault. I
thought you stole my project. You know

I deserve this.

Maybe it's karma for all the horrible
stuff I've done to you.

And honestly, I was never going to be
your karate bot with my mediocre robo

guard dog.

It was a guard dog?

We were in here half an hour and it
didn't even make a woof.

Gee, thanks for the notes.

Look, I'm really sorry.

But you know what? I can make it up to
you. I have all the tools back at my

place to fix it.

You would help me do that?

The least I can do.

Oh, how lovely.

My best friend and my... Well, I guess
we've not really put a label on what

is. Oh, well, I feel like we have a
connection.

We do, and I do not have plans to see
anyone else.

I mean, unless you do. Oh, no, no, no,
no, I'm just having... Can you two

please?

Oh!

Oh!

Okay, I'm going to bypass the
microcontroller.

You can't do that.

Do you want this dog to bark again or
not?

Just be careful.

He's all I've got.

Teddy, we're losing him. Not on my
watch.

Steady the motherboard.

I'm going in.

I don't know if you're the praying type,
but if you are, now would be a good

time.

You don't win them all.

But today, we came out on top.

Teddy, thanks again for helping me fix
this puppy.

No problem.

You know, it's kind of nice being in a
competition with you where you're not

stabbing me.

you on your toes, T -Bone.

We are all rooting for you, Teddy.

And I also support you, Ryan.

I think we are all hoping for everyone's
favorite outcome, a tie.

Ow!

You're not a year with that tie talk.

Hey, I just got an alert from my credit
card company.

After this, we gotta return a bunch of
those rugs.

That I'm on board with.

Great.

Maybe we can say that Bronner stole my
credit card.

Yeah, I don't know.

Well, we certainly have some stiff
competition for last place.

Next up, Ryan Gibson.

Snoopy. Air Bud.

Cujo. All great dogs.

But what do they have in common?

None of them knew karate.

Wait, what?

Isn't that exactly what Teddy's robot
does?

He'll cover.

Oh, no.

Finally, something original.

Funky, funky, funky.

It is doing the meal.

Amazing work.

I'd hate to follow that.

Next up, Teddy Jackson.

Oh, hey.

That's the little fodder I was telling
you about.

You stole my code.

Oh, fair. It's a tax error.

Oh, yeah? Well, I've got an ace up my
sleeve.

I'm gonna tattle on you to the judges.

It's my word against yours.

At best, we'll both be disqualified, so
any way this plays out, you lose.

Well, it's still not over yet. I'll just
program a new routine.

You haven't seen Teddy Jackson's speed
code.

I've also never seen you win.

Solid burn.

I cannot believe...

She double -crossed us.

Yeah.

Starting to get what you see in her.

I just have to buy Teddy some time while
he reprograms Rob.

I will start the wave.

Whoa!

He's coming back around.

Whoa!

of a wave.

No problem. I am ready.

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed judges of
the Illinois State Junior Tech Fair, I

give you Rob, the first robot to ever
perform Simone Biles' entire gold medal

gymnastics routine.

Simone Biles did that?

This is all my fault.

So sad, I can't even act.

That sucks!

Yes, I can.

Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the
Illinois State Junior Tech Fair is...

Ryan Gibson.

Me?

Congratulations, Ryan.

You have secured yourself a spot in the
MIT summer robotics program.

Ryan,

you

totally betrayed us.

I know, but I couldn't help it. I had to
win.

I just found out my sister got a
Lifetime Achievement Award.

She's nine.

I needed to get to Teddy, and the only
way to do that was through you.

So this was all part of your master
plan?

The clown scooter, our date, that little
guessing game we played for Teddy's

password.

Thought that last one would tip you off.

But yes, it was all part of a plan.

But the one thing I didn't plan for was
actually falling for you.

And I'm really sorry, Emil.

Do you think that there's any way that
we could... No.

Because I am Team Teddy forever.

Shoot.

Forgot I added your name to this shirt
before I knew you were evil.

I could help you, but... I got it!

Well, I guess this means goodbye, then.

My ride is here.

the worst nightmare ever.

Teddy Jackson, here is your
participation ribbon.

Try not to fart on it.

Teddy,

I am so sorry.

You were right about Ryan the whole
time. I should have listened to you. I

It's not your fault.

It's just what happens when you tangle
with Ryan Gibson.

Well, it makes you feel any better.

Poured bubble bath in their gas tank.

Helps a little.

Come on, honey.

Let's go get you a rug.