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Here. It's not that I don't want to
invite you in, but I live with my ex
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-girlfriend. We kind of have this rule.
No date in the house.
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Here, wait.
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It's not that I don't want to invite you
in, but I live with my ex -girlfriend
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and... Wait, wait.
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Is the couch by that dumpster?
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Okay. It's not that I don't want to
invite you in, but I...
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Can't, because one of my roommates has
bubonic chicken pox.
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I think I heard about that one on the
news.
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Oh, yeah, don't worry. I've already had
them.
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And the quarantine should be lifted in
time for our date this weekend.
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I'm so ready.
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Thank God I keep emergency penicillin.
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Brianna, I have a question.
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Yes, you'll get sick if you eat glue, no
matter how good it smells.
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I know that.
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Now.
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Look, I was wondering if maybe you were
ready to reconsider our no date in the
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house policy.
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Why can't you just take your date back
to their place?
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Oh, that's right.
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Street corners don't have couches.
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Ha, ha.
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The girl I'm dating now lives with her
dad.
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He's a cop.
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He fingerprints me every time I come to
the house.
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Arnaz, I'm not changing the rule. I'm
just not ready.
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So when are you going to be ready?
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I don't know when I'm going to be ready.
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I'll be ready when I'm ready.
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Where have I heard those words before?
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The tarot cards say amazing things about
your love life. Those cards don't know
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anything. I'm never going to meet
anybody.
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Sweetie, you'll be fine.
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Lisa's never going to meet anybody.
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That's not true.
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It says I'll meet a guy with a black
robe.
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Honey, that's the death card.
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Brianna, I have a question.
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Yeah, and I have an answer. No.
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You didn't even know what I was going to
ask.
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You were going to ask about the no dates
in the house rule.
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No.
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I was going to ask you, does a no -glue
thing apply to paste, too?
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Hey, guys, sorry, but I don't have any
money for candy bars.
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Uncle Kevin!
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What are you doing in L .A.? Well, I'm
here to build my CavCare empire and
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my protege, Darius, here a thing or two
about business.
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Yeah, and I bet you could teach me a
little something about pleasure.
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has a lazy eye because he's looking at
me, but I think he was talking to you.
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Uncle Kevin and Darius, these are all my
friends. Oh, and of course, you
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remember Arnaz.
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Ah, yeah, little Terrence Howard.
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How you been, man?
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How you doing, man?
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Well, you know, living with my ex
-girlfriend, working as a busboy,
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room with two dudes.
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Pretty much living the dream.
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So, tell me more about your empire.
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Well, in addition to owning my own salon
and day spa... I thought you was the co
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-manager. No?
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Uh, there's a little business tip.
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Mind your own.
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Like I was saying, you know, I'm
branching off into the hair care
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A little something -something I like to
call... Care of care.
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I say care of care. Oh, right, right,
right.
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One, two, three. Run your fingers
through some calf care.
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As I hit it, one more. Run your fingers
through some calf care.
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That was catchy, man. You know what? If
y 'all added a bridge and then just put
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this little dance move right there to
the... All right, maybe it was fine the
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way it was, yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, we got a whole new line of
products out here on the West Coast. We
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trying to sell calf care in all the
hottest clubs in L .A.
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As you know, this is the broke -down
weave capital of the world.
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And plus, no one knows us here, so we
could date all the hood rats and the
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gangster boyfriends won't come after us
because they wouldn't know where to find
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us. You know what I'm saying? And
there's one thing I learned in business
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is you can't sell calf care if you're
dead.
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Tupac still sells records.
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I don't think I like you.
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Or your greasy -ass hair.
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Look it up.
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I want to buy something nice for you.
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Say, uh, me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, man.
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You talking to her?
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Oh, I'm sorry, man. Is this your old
lady?
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This is my old lady. Man, I'd rather
have sex with this chair.
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I love it when you talk dirty to me,
boo.
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All right, uh, Bri -Bri, I'm gonna need
you to show me where all the hot spots
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out here is, you know, because I drove
in with a truck full of calf care.
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And I say I'm leaving with a truck full
of cat.
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Were you this good looking when you came
in?
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Uh, look here, Britney Spears.
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You got the wrong cat.
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Hey, here, try some cat care.
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Only the hottest hair care product to
hit the scene. Since just for me, just
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you.
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Here you go. Take two to get your knees
in. All right.
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One sample per one customer, okay? Damn.
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Y 'all need to chill out with that, all
right? L .A. bouncers tend to frown on
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black -on -black violence.
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I can do whatever I want.
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You know, guys, I don't think I like
being single.
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All the guys keep staring at me like I'm
wearing a sign that says, ooh, I'm
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single, come and get me. That doesn't
work either.
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You've had no problems flirting in the
past.
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Well, flirting is easy when you know
it's not going anywhere.
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Maybe I'm not ready for all this dating
stuff.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Free? I mean, we Barnes family, we love
to love.
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I say we love to love.
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Take this guy right here, all right?
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Nice jacket, nice shirt.
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Bad teeth.
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Nothing personal, ma 'am, but you're
real as Jack, okay?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Nice hair can take the attention away
from them teeth.
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Don't worry.
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I invited this great guy for my dating
service.
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Why? I told you I'm not ready.
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Well, ready or not, here he comes.
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Ooh. Ooh, I'm ready now.
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It's so nice to meet you. I'm Calvin.
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Sarah told me great things about you,
and everything she said was true.
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Oh, thank you. I wish she would have
told me more about you.
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So what do you do?
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Well, actually, I'm an assistant manager
at McDonald's, and I know what you're
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thinking. That your name is Calvin and
you work at McDonald's?
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You know, that whole commercial thing?
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Okay, go on.
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Well, not that. It's just that most
people think, why would I want to work
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McDonald's? Hey, but we'll see who's
laughing when I have a couple of
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of my own.
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Okay, a brother with a plan.
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Oh, and free french fries. You do get
free fries, right?
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Hey.
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Hey.
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You really sweating D -Mac, huh?
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No, of course not.
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Why, did he say anything about me?
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Look, the best way to get a brother's
attention is to hook up with another
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You really think so?
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Yeah, girl.
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Look, you and me.
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Lisa.
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Working already?
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Yeah.
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Could you move? I can't see that hottie
behind you.
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Move that way.
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Brianna, Brianna. We got to go. Right
now.
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Why? The security guard suggested that,
uh... We sell CavCare 100 feet away from
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the premises.
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All right, now look here.
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Selling of the clothes is out, okay? But
I got a plan double B.
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We gonna sell CavCare on the beach,
bitches.
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Thanks for gathering us all together to
tell us that.
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Make sure you wear sunscreen.
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Don't y 'all want to be a part of
CavCare history?
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Now, there's a big concert going down
tonight at the Boardwalk. The place is
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going to be packed, all right? Now I'm
offering you the honor of being my Kevin
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Barnes sales team.
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Well, I mean, I don't want to state the
obvious, but I'm pretty white.
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Selling black haircare products might
not be my specialty.
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Look here.
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The only color you need to worry about
is green, okay?
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I'm gonna pay y 'all for your time.
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You know, getting paid for her time is
her specialty.
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Ooh, uh, so, Darius, that means we, uh,
get to spend more time together, huh?
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right.
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Spend more time with my lady.
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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Something wrong, D -Mac?
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Yeah, something's wrong.
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Are we getting paid hourly or by
commission?
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We're going on down to the boardwalk,
and we're going to sell some calf care.
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Maybe you can come and help push the
half -black line.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Straight nappy, straight nappy.
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Uh, sorry, but I have to work.
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What about you, Brianna? Are you going
to help? Or do you have some rule about
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selling stuff on the boardwalk, too?
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Uh, yeah, I'll probably be down there.
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You know, now that I know that you're
not going to be there.
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I would buy every bottle of Kevcare if
you take her back to Baltimore with you.
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Think about it.
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He can't afford that, can he?
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I don't know. It's just hard talking
about dating around Arnaz. We even have
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rules about not bringing people to the
house.
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Well, see, that's your problem. Why
don't you just pretend like Arnaz
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exist? He can be cast for that half
-white ghost.
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Look, I would like to invite you in, but
no.
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No, but I am going to invite you in
because that's what I want to do for me.
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would you like to come in?
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Yes, I would like to come in.
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And why are we talking like this?
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I thought you were on the boardwalk
slinging kev crap with your uncle.
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But I see you're not.
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And I see you're not alone.
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Oh, yeah. This is my friend, Calvin.
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And who is this?
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This is my friend.
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Not Calvin.
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Haley?
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Do I know who you are? I just wanted her
to know that your name wasn't Calvin.
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Uh, Brianna, can I talk to you for a
second?
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No.
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No, that's her favorite word.
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We'll be right back.
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What? I can't believe you broke the
rule. I can't believe you broke the
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Whatever. I got dibs on the house. So
you and your friend over there just need
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to go someplace else. I am not going
anywhere. This is my house, too. So what
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are we supposed to do?
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I guess we'll just have to try and act
like adults.
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I love y 'all. Put your hands up.
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Thank you, Venice Beach.
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Thank you, Venice Beach. I love y 'all.
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Now that show's over, right? Okay, now
we can start our show.
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If I had one wish, it'd be for you to
never do that again.
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Okay? Now, what are we waiting on,
people?
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Let's go out there and sing. All right,
all right.
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This guitar is only getting in between
me and Haley anyway.
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That's nice.
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So, Calvin, have you tried the biscotti?
Oh, Haley, have
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you tried these cheesy puffs?
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Yeah, I had a couple. Well, here, have
some more.
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Oh, look, you got a little chocolate
right there. Let me get that for you.
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You got a little cheeky. Oh, just kiss
me.
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Hey, what's going on here? Are we, like,
competing with them or something?
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Uh -huh.
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But we gonna win.
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Care care commercial on the beach.
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Take one.
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You're okay.
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Wow, I love it. I could run my hands
through it all day.
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I wouldn't mind that at all.
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Then why don't you take me home?
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All right, right after I take home some
of this calf care.
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Pay me more money for that.
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The money ain't going to be no thing
because it looks like we're selling out.
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In fact, I got to go to the crib and
grab some more product. Can you hold it
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down for me? Can you do that?
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Can I do it once?
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You ain't do it.
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All right, all right. One time.
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That's it.
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Run your fingers.
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Stay in school.
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Oh my God, it's getting hot in here. You
wouldn't mind if I took off my shirt,
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would you?
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business is going on up in here.
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Nothing?
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Well, it don't look like nothing.
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You know, uh, I had a great time
tonight. Hold on, brother.
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How great of a time you talking?
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Not that great of a time.
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Look, I'll call you later.
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All right? I got an early shift
tomorrow, and McMuffins don't make
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This might be a good time for me to
leave, too.
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I tend to get nervous when there are
more than two people watching.
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I'll walk you out.
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Brianna, what's going on?
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I mean, here I am thinking that you're
all grown up and you're acting like a
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child. Oh, Jesus.
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Look, at first, I just wanted to be
alone with Calvin.
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And then I saw Arnaz with that girl, and
I guess I just wanted to hurt him
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before he could hurt me.
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It sounds like you're not over him yet.
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I'm working on it.
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Well, look, I'm a few years older than
you. I know it may not look like it,
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thanks to care of care.
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But that means I'm also a few years
wiser than you.
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Okay? All I'm saying is take my advice.
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Don't do anything stupid that you think
you're going to regret.
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My point exactly.
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So I guess the no date in the house rule
is over.
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Yeah, I guess it is.
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Well, what about from now on, no dates
in the house at the same time?
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Okay, that's good.
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And see, we did it without fighting.
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Okay, okay. Well, how about this?
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No taking off your shirt just to take
off your shirt.
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Hmm, that's a tough one.
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What if I flex and it just bursts off?
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to me in Baltimore this summer, right?
Well, of course. I mean, who wants to be
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next to the Pacific Ocean in the
summertime?
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Come on, D, let's go.
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All right. One great goodbye kiss and
your boy D -Mac will be all up on you.
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He's not even here.
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I guess our plan to make D -Mac jealous
was a failure.
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Well, that wasn't the master plan.
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The master plan was to get with you.
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Wait.
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You wanted to get with me?
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Give me 30 minutes, let's do this!
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Love you too, Netta.
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