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I love my costume.
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It's sexy, but it still says
Shakespeare.
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No, it doesn't. It says, smother me,
Arnaz.
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Ooh, somebody's wearing something new.
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You got a date, man? Oh, yeah.
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I'm going out with my French professor
again.
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She's been eyeing my baguette.
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She's just tutoring you, D -Mac. When
all you do is meet at the blog, eat
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muffins, and work on your accent, it's
so not a date.
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Wait, how do you know where we meet and
what we do?
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Coming!
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All right, look, maybe it hasn't reached
the physical level yet, but the fact
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that she's picking me up says date.
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I'll bet she brings her French book.
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Yeah, and I bet it's still closed when
she drops me off tomorrow morning.
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Hi.
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I'm here for Daryl.
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Hey, Lila.
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Should we head out?
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If you notice, no French book.
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And don't forget your French book.
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Ho, ho!
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Okay, so, do you want to... Wait, what
are you doing?
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I've been dying to do that.
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I can't feel my feet.
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Would you mind doing that again?
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But in front of my roommates?
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I'd rather go home and do it in front of
my mirror.
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This is already my best day ever.
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Bring me a soda.
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Does my appearance bespeak a servant
witch?
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Hath thou fairy no legs to fetch thine
own spirit?
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Did she just call me a fairy?
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Yeah, like that's the first time you've
ever heard that.
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Look, I'm sorry, you guys. I'm just
really pumped up about my opening night.
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and it really means a lot to me that you
guys are going to be there.
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D -Max the man.
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Ha -ha, for shizzle.
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Yeah, that's right, no English. I didn't
need English tonight. I spoke the
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international language of bootay.
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Oh, I see that French still surrender
pretty easily.
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Oh, and I see there's still sucko next
to. Yeah, well, I sure didn't get this
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hickey from pinching on my own neck like
some people.
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I said it was a pimple.
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Wait, come on, Lisa. Let's go pop that
thing before it starts talking.
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Man, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
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So what's it like with an older woman?
She throw you down and tie you up?
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Fuck, she teaches French, not calf
roping.
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Please, I need the details.
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Then talk slowly.
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I've been so lonely.
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Thou art jackasses, one and only.
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Guess what, Brianna?
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B .B. King is going to play at our
school fundraiser, and I was picked to
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for him.
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That's where we kind of hit a snag.
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The only night we can get BB is the same
night as the opening of your play.
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Ernest, no.
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I know. It sucks.
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Well, you can't miss the chance to open
for BB King.
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And I can't miss my opening night. Plus,
I have to bring the cheese wheel for
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the after party.
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Well, at least our roommates would be
there to cheer me on.
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Wait, I thought they were going to be
there to cheer me on.
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They could see your play another night.
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But it's not the same as opening night.
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You know, whatever they want to do, it's
okay with me.
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Me too. We'll just stay out of it.
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And if you come to my play, I'll save
you some of the cheese wheels.
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If it came for less, you know, it
doesn't get much bigger than that.
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Yeah, but you know, older women love
Shakespeare.
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Come on, Lila's not an older woman.
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She just left younger.
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No offense, Brianna, but Shakespeare?
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If I wanted to hear people speak a
language I barely understand, I'd go
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parents.
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And Lila's ancient, DMACC.
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Come on, Lisa.
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I've been there for you.
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Every time your mom calls, I tell her
you're either at the library or on a
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And by the time she stops laughing, she
forgets why she even called.
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You're such a good friend.
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I'll be there.
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Okay, so what about you, DMACC?
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The only old English thugs know.
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comes in a 40 ounce.
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Well, fine. You know what? Just go to
our next concert.
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But I heard he might sing.
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What time does our play begin?
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It's freaking B .B. King.
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Do you know who's starring in Brianna's
little play?
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Brianna.
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And quite frankly, aren't we all a
little tired of hearing her every single
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Hey, no one hates Shakespeare more than
me.
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But Brianna's my friend and I don't want
to disappoint her.
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Oh, well, what am I?
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You're just my roommate who spends way
too much time in the shower.
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Hey, I'll leave the conditioner in my
hair for the recommended three minutes.
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And what do you do for the other 27
minutes?
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So, do you guys want to come to my
thing?
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Would you rather sit for four hours
waiting for your ass to fall asleep?
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Hi. We'll come to your show, but only
under one condition.
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You know those snakeskin pants of yours?
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Yeah. You want me to wear those?
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No.
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Now, go ahead.
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Bite it.
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Ooh.
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Mmm.
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That's good.
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You know, I was going to bring a bucket
of chicken, you know.
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But this is better.
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Remember where we are.
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A little more subtle.
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Let's just sit here and take each other
in with our eyes.
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Okay. Damn, that was hot.
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You know, I got to tell you, out of all
the girls I've been with,
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it's nice to be with her.
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And it's nice for me to be with someone
who's exuberant and passionate.
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Most guys I date are just boring and
pretty much set in their ways.
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Not me.
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I like new things.
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Now give me some more of that cat food
on a cracker.
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Oh, what's in the gay box?
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I'm surprising Lila with a few of her
favorite things.
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Foie gras, French merlot, and me,
completely shaving.
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Sure going to a lot of trouble for
someone who's just another notch in your
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belt. You know, Lila's not just a notch,
all right? She's someone special.
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She's a real woman, all right? She
doesn't call me all the time.
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Her milk in her fridge isn't expired.
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She's got pillows on her bed we don't
even use.
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At least not to sleep on.
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At her age, she's got pillows under her
eyes, too, huh?
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I don't know why you're going on a
picnic. Hot woman, sex pillows, good
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I'd never leave the house.
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Wait, you're going on a picnic? You said
you were coming to my play.
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I mean, that's just what I heard.
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You know, through the grapevine.
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Wait a minute.
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You went behind my back and asked our
roommates to go to your play?
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I thought we weren't doing that.
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Ernest, you did it, too.
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You asked me.
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Yeah, but I didn't get caught.
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Until now.
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Fine. You know what? Let's just let them
decide.
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No pressure, no guilt.
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Never was, never will be. Sure, yeah.
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So, you guys, which would you rather
see, the greatest playwright of all
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Or the greatest blues man of all time?
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Well, we'd actually see... BB King.
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I mean, he's still alive.
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Right?
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But we'll come to your play tomorrow
night. We promise.
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You already promised.
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What are you doing here?
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It's a beautiful day for a picnic.
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How sweet.
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But I've got other plans.
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Other plans?
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Oh, great.
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What are we going to do?
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I'm sorry, Daryl, but I'm busy.
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Oh.
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Well, that's cool. You know, as long as
you're not getting busy with another
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guy.
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You're not, are you?
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Baby, we've been having a lot of fun.
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But I'm doing something else tonight.
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And a word of advice, never show up at a
woman's house unannounced.
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Why? Because you look a mess?
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guys looking forward to bb king tonight
but we're not going i did not squeeze
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into these jeans just to stay home this
time we're going to see brianna's play
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all right she needs our support well did
she really need all of us how about if
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lisa just goes no we're all going let's
go come on oh
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look who's home just in time to go see
shakespeare run save
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yourself
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I can't believe it.
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Lila sent me away.
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She said she had other plans.
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Yes!
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How could she do this to me?
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We have something special.
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Dude, you know the only way to get over
a broken heart is to immediately start
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stalking her.
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As in right now.
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And who better to help you than a
professional stalker?
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Play along. I hate Shakespeare.
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I would like to see who my competition
is.
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Sorry, Arnaz. As much as I'd like to go
to Brianna's play, my boy needs me right
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now. I could go alone. You need me.
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Check this guy out. He's amazing.
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Yeah, he's great.
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You know, how does someone this
talented, End up here.
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Guessing he crawled out from his box
over there.
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Maybe he's down here because he passed
up opportunities.
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You know that playing for B .B. King
would be great for your career.
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And what you're doing tonight is very
sweet, but Brianna knows that you
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her. And missing her opening night
wouldn't change that.
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So you think I'm making a mistake?
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Yeah. I think if you don't play at that
fundraiser, you'll only regret it later.
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Tell Brianna that I love her and that
I'm sorry.
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I will.
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Good luck.
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What's going on?
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Arnaz wants you to tell Brianna that he
loves her and that he's sorry.
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Good night!
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Arnaz! Hey!
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Hey, Brianna.
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Hey!
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I wanted to tell you to break a leg.
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Oh, my gosh, Lisa. Thank you so much for
coming.
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Oh, is everybody else outside?
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Lots of people just knowing you know.
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Hey, you don't need us.
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We know you're good.
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You are here to show all of those people
out there how good you are.
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Huh?
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Thanks, Lisa.
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So wait, how come you're here?
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Because I care about you the most.
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They ditched you, huh? Pretty much.
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Yo, Cashman, what's taking you so long?
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Are we gonna stalk Lila or what?
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We're stalking her.
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Dude,
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we've been here all night. In the
business, we call this an empty
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house.
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But I know there's a guy in there.
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Just haven't seen him yet.
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Fine, we'll stay longer.
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Glad I came prepared.
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Man's best friend, the girly magazine.
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Well, hello, Ms.
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Groundhog's Day.
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Even your shadow looks sexy.
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I can't believe Lila's got some guy in
there. I mean, what's he have I don't
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have? I'm young. I got game.
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I mean, look at me. I'm sexy, damn it.
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Right, Cash?
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You're talking to the wrong kind of
bush.
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Dude, I'm serious, man.
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I mean, what's wrong with me?
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You know, it shouldn't be this hard to
find someone special.
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Look at Brianna and Arnaz.
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I think it's kind of cool how tight they
are.
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Tight like she's choking the life out of
them?
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No, like a wifey you can chill with and
share things with.
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Wow.
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I knew you were sprung. I didn't know
you changed sexes.
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Kid all you want, but they have
something special.
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You know, I didn't realize how good that
felt until I felt that with Lila.
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I'm gonna have to go tell her, man.
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Right now.
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Uh -oh.
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What? Trouble.
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Why? Because you're seeing the man
behind the myth?
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No. Because I'm seeing the woman behind
the man behind the myth.
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Here comes Lila.
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Don't worry, man. I got your back.
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Okay, Lila, I know you think I'm crazy,
but there's a reason why my boy Cash and
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I are hanging outside your window.
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Who's Cash?
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My man right here.
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All right, look, it doesn't matter.
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What does matter is that I care for you.
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And if you cut that guy in there loose,
I can prove it to you. Matter of fact,
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bring him out here and I'll get rid of
him.
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There's no guy in there.
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Unless you're worried about a 50 -year
-old bald man named Morty who's doing my
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taxes.
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Oh, I can help him. I'm good at math.
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Daryl, as cute and charming as you are,
you're just a little too young to handle
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a casual relationship.
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But I thought we were more than that.
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Clearly. You can see that now with the
night vision goggles and the imaginary
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friend.
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Well, this is goodbye.
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Au revoir, mon ami.
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That thing look beautiful to you, too.
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Hey, man.
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Ah!
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Don't do that, man.
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I do entreat your grace to call you new.
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I know not by what power...
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Anyone could have been there. Would have
been nice if someone caught me after my
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stage dive.
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Rihanna! Bravo!
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Listen, I am so sorry that I couldn't
make it to your play. But I did get you
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half a pretzel.
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Good night.
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So, how'd the opening night go?
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Baby, I had the greatest time tonight.
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I finally feel like I got to do what I
came out here to do.
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Me too. I was awesome. I played the
guitar like I was on stage at Madison
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Garden. Wow, this is the most excited
I've seen you about anything since we've
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been in L .A.
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Well, except for that time you thought
Halle Berry was flirting with you.
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Yes, she was.
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I know it was a parade, but I'm telling
you, I was the one she was waving at.
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Well, I wish I could have been there to
see you play.
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Yeah, I wish I could have seen you, too.
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I guess I'm kind of used to always
seeing you out there in the audience,
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but at least you're there.
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Well, don't worry. There'll be plenty of
other times for me to see you. I mean,
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this is the beginning for the both of
us.
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But, baby, that's what worries me.
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What happens when we get successful?
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How are we going to handle it if I have
a play in New York and you have a
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concert in, I don't know, Japan?
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I mean, it won't be easy, but we'll work
it out.
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That's what couples in love do.
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Right?
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Right.
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Love you too, Netta.
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