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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey!
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Hey! Hey!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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It is catching up.
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But now I have that peg repeat. I have a
ton of lines to mark on my slate.
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And that's why we're having this party.
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Congratulations! Woo!
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Now get up on that pole and celebrate.
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This guy sucks.
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Here's to all the customers!
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B -B -C -C -I?
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Daddy? B -B -C -C -I?
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Daddy, what are you doing here? B -B -C
-C -I?
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Oh, my God, Daddy, are you having a
seizure?
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Here, put my shoe in your mouth. I don't
want you to swallow your tongue. Get
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that shoe away from me. I'm talking
about your report card. Now, C's are bad
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enough, but what is an I in Western
civilization?
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Uh, incredible?
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Intelligent? No, important.
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No, why don't you try incomplete, as in
didn't finish, didn't care, didn't try,
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don't give a darn about my daddy's
money?
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You flew all the way out here just to
tell me that?
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That's how disappointed I am.
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Plus, I had to lay over here on my way
to Seattle.
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So it was either you or sitting at
Cinderburn for two hours.
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Look, Daddy, don't worry. All I have to
do is hand in one paper and my
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incomplete becomes a C.
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So, Seattle, the Emerald City... How
exciting.
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Actually, it's going to be the Diamond
City when I'm done.
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Danielle, they're visiting her parents,
and I am going to surprise her with this
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bag of ale.
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Daddy, you're getting married? Oh, I
love Danielle.
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Now give me all the details.
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Actually, it's going to be so romantic,
baby. It's going to be rose pep.
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Oh, yo.
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Nice try, Missy Poo.
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It's not about me.
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Obviously, something is getting in the
way of your studies, and I think I know
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what it is. On your feet, boy. I know
you're awake. On your feet. On your
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Daddy, take it easy. It's not his fault
my grades aren't perfect. Yes, it is.
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You just can't see it.
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Somehow this glorified panhandler's
gotten his dummy disease all over you.
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I'm actually doing very well. I have a
steady job, and I'm auditioning for a
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full scholarship to the Music Institute.
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So I think this boy is holding it down.
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See, Daddy?
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Oh, well, if all this is true, it makes
me question life as we know it.
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I wish you should try to be more like
Ernest.
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Mr. Washington, are you having a
seizure? Man, get off me.
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Look, I want that paper done when I get
back and that incomplete off your
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record. Now, if you'll excuse me,
Cinnabon puts out a fresh batch of buns
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minutes.
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Wednesday!
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Oh, my God, I only have until Friday.
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Friday!
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Okay.
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Western civilization is a civilization
that started on the West Side.
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Tupac was the original leader of the
West.
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Oh, I am so dead. Arnett!
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Arnett, come here!
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Brianna, you have got to stop bugging
me. I'm working on my audition and I am
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freaking out.
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Look, you're going to be fine, but I
just really need your help right now. I
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stuck in rehearsal all day. I cannot
come up with a topic and I'm starving.
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Can you please go to the store for me?
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I repeat, audition, me, freaking out.
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Bye, you guys. We're going to a sorority
party to pawn Lisa off on the gammas.
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I mean... No, that's what I meant.
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I'm going with.
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because I want to slam a gamma.
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You guys should both come.
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Oh, we can't. She's still working on her
paper, and I need to get ready for my
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audition. So what do you think?
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Shirt on or shirt off?
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I think Brianna should study with her
shirt off.
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I'm just going to oil up and let the
mirror decide.
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Yeah, he's right. I do need to finish
this paper.
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Start this paper.
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Oh, Brianna, you're only blocked because
you're stressed.
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What you need to do is relax at a party
with us.
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Oh, no. Come on.
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Sororities are part of the Greek system.
And who knows more about Western
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civilization than the Greeks, huh? Yeah,
huh?
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Good point.
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Foot sale.
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Oh, then do it for me.
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I'm trying to meet hot frat boys with
trust funds. It won't help if I'm seen
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with... Super tall and loud.
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make me a very good roommate if I just
abandoned you in your time of need? Oh,
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thank you so much.
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And speaking of need, I'm going to need
you to change.
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All right, people, let's pick up where
we left off. Our opening is but a
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fortnight away.
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There'll be agents, managers, and my
life partner, Percy.
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And remember, this is Shakespeare.
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Honor the word.
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Oh, hell, to choose love by another's
eye.
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Or if there were a sympathy in choice.
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Is somebody going to get that?
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Well, I guess I will since nobody else
is going to.
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come pick you up.
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There were no cell phones in Elizabethan
England. Hence, there are no cell
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phones on my stage.
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D -Mac!
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D -Mac, you have to help me.
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All right, give it up and go back to
Baltimore. You're welcome. No, come on,
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come on, come on.
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I can't sing without you. You're going
to have to come to my audition with me.
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Look, I don't have time for that, man.
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Dude, man, this could be it.
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Without you, I am nothing. Man, you got
to stop that.
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I won't until you say yes.
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I've never been better than when I'm
with you. Come on, man.
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Don't shake it, shake it.
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Don't shake it, shake it.
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Big dot off the forehead.
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He fell back asleep.
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You know I depend on you. You should
have made sure I got up. Brianna, it's
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like I don't have my own stuff to do. I
have to shave, and if I go shirtless, I
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have to decide.
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Coconut or palm oil?
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I have my play, this paper, school, and
my dad breathing down my neck. My whole
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world is falling apart, and you can't do
a simple thing like wake me up?
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I'm not the one who was getting crunk
with the gammas all night.
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Oh, so I suppose playing Beyonce and Jay
-Z with D -Max... is any better.
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I'm not Beyonce.
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When did you start baking?
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When I found out that sorority sisters
like to binge before they purge.
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As long as we're talking about the
banana bread.
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No nuts, right?
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Nope. I'll save you a hot slice.
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As long as we're still talking about the
banana bread.
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I'm never going to finish it. My daddy's
going to kill me. I'm doomed.
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You know, Brianna, I can help you. I
know a guy who sells term papers cheap.
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Uh -uh, I don't think so. Brianna Barnes
is not a cheater.
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I have integrity. I have morals.
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Yeah, you have eight hours to finish
this paper.
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No, no problem.
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I could do a paper in eight hours. Good,
because your dad will be here in six.
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So, Lisa, how much are we talking?
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I hope you don't mind. Lisa, let us in.
Oh, of course not. Oh, congratulations.
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Check it out.
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Oh, I know. It's huge.
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It better be for $20 ,000.
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Flex, if this marriage is going to work,
you're going to have to stop telling
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people how much you paid for this ring.
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I haven't told anybody else.
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Now, where is this $20 ,000 ring Lisa's
been talking about?
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Tom, let's look at it outside.
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Anyway, Brianna, baby, about this paper.
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is about to go turn 80, and I worked so
hard on it and everything.
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I can tell.
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This is fascinating.
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Mythological women of ancient Greece.
Why did you choose to focus on these
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Gorgon sisters?
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Uh, I guess because I just admired them
a lot.
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Hmm.
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You know, it says here Medusa became a
hideous symbol of horror with hair made
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of snakes.
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Yeah! Well, you know, Greek brothers
really like a sister with a good wig.
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Becky.
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You know, Brianna, five years ago, when
you walked through my front door, I
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thought to myself, how in the world am I
going to pull off raising a teenage
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daughter?
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But look at you.
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You make me so proud.
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You validate me.
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Thank you.
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You're late. Where have you been?
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Evidently, Lisa doesn't know that almond
paste falls in the category of nuts.
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And clearly, I'm allergic to nuts.
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Dude, almonds are nuts.
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It doesn't end in nuts. You know,
peanut, walnut, cashew.
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Oh.
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Anyway, I'm afraid I'm not going to be
able to sing with you. My throat is
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swollen, too.
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We're waiting, Mr. Ballard.
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Look, you can do this without me.
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I know I gave you a hard time, man.
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But you can play that guitar.
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I know it.
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I'm your D -Muse.
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Hi.
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Thanks for having me.
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I call this P... D -Nut.
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Congratulations, Mr. Ballard. Welcome to
the Institute.
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How can we turn him down? This kid comes
with his own freak.
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Helena, adieu. As you on him, Demetrius
dote on you.
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Love can transpose to form and dignity.
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And speaking of dignity, where doth thou
lie, cheetah?
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Huh?
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Ah, but fair maiden, I speaketh of thy
term paper, for thou hath cheated.
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Cheated?
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One who plagiarizes thy term paper is
nothing but a dirty cheatin' chump.
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Cheatin' chump!
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Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin'
chump! Cheatin' chump!
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Cheatin' chump! Cheatin' chump! Cheatin'
chump!
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What's the holdup?
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I'm not a cheater!
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That's great.
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And I'm not Liza Minnelli.
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At least not during the day.
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All right.
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Let's take a five, people.
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Brianna, if you're going to be a part of
this production, then you're going to
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have to show a little more focus.
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I will.
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But I just have to fix something first.
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These are for you.
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I'm so proud of you, baby, and how
you've been taking care of your
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You didn't have to do this, Daddy. Why
not? You've made me a very happy father.
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I can't take this anymore.
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I'm not who you think I am.
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You're Brianna.
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You're the apple on the tree.
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Daddy, I cheated.
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I bought my term paper from a term paper
pimp.
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Come again?
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Look, my life just got too crazy, and I
couldn't focus enough to write the
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paper, so I bought one.
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But I didn't turn it in.
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Instead, I just decided to take the
incomplete.
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Look, I'm sorry. I know I made a
mistake.
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But college is so much harder than I
thought it would be.
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But now I promise I'm going to buckle
down and get my stuff together.
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So go ahead and yell at me because I
know I deserve it.
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Come give me a hug. Why?
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Maybe what you did was wrong, but you
owned up to it like an adult.
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You did the right thing.
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Wow. I guess I can start my new life
with Danielle and not have to worry
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you anymore.
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I love you, Daddy. I love you, too,
Daddy.
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Hey, guys.
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What happened to you?
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Nuts.
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Were they shot out of a gun?
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No, I'm allergic to them.
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Aren't I, Lisa?
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00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,310
How many times do I have to say I'm
sorry?
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00:17:32,730 --> 00:17:34,170
Until my eye pops back open.
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00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,990
Well, I know somebody who likes my
banana bread.
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00:17:41,759 --> 00:17:43,440
Oh, my God, you got in?
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00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:44,840
Yes, I did.
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00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:49,920
All it took was my smile, my
personality, and the hot tub my father
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Cool, you can be my little sister.
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00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,560
I'm an Omega Sig.
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00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,600
You don't even go to art school.
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00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:58,220
Evidently not a requirement.
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00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,200
All you need is the magic word, I can
buy beer.
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00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,060
Love you, Daddy. Love you, too, Netta.
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