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Good, you hear? You can settle this.
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Brianna thinks that... No, no, no. Let
me talk.
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Arnett called, and my dad took the
message, but he forgot to give it to me,
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we both know what that really means.
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Yeah, it means I was shocked the boy
could remember seven digits.
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Oh, hi, guys. Come on in. Oh, I'm fine,
thanks. Nice to see you, too.
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I'm sorry, baby. Hugs and kisses.
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We need your advice. Can you fix her?
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I'm not your therapist anymore, Flex.
Don't you remember? That's why you fired
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me, so we could... Get busy? Yeah,
that's right. You can say it.
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I was going to say have a meaningful
relationship.
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Oh. Yeah, Brianna, grow up.
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You're still going to get busy later,
right?
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Listen, she's not going to help us. I
just want you to understand that Arnaz's
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phone calls are important to me.
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Not right now, Arnaz. I'm busy.
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Now, I'm meeting Spirit at the mall so
we can shop for grad night. So, bye.
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I'm so glad we worked this out.
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You know, I have to admit, as excited as
I am for our first date tonight, I'm in
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therapy. Really?
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No, because anybody can see you once a
week.
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I want to see you once you neg it.
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I wanted to remind you about our meeting
with the accountant tonight.
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Payroll taxes are tonight?
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I thought that was next week.
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You can't blow this off.
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I mean, they put people away for not
paying their taxes. And we both know
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I'm not pretty enough to survive in jail
like you.
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All right, I'll be there, but he better
not take too long. I have a date tonight
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with Danielle at the planetarium. See, I
rented it out after hours for a private
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show.
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Not a planetarium, huh?
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Man, who wants to look at fish at night?
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No, D, it's a place where you go to look
at the galaxies and the constellations.
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Yeah, you're right. She's a really big
fan of fish.
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But the point is, it's an important
date.
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See, I've never had a woman come into my
life and just make everything better.
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Yeah, man.
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It's kind of like me and candy.
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Which is why tonight, I'm popping the
big question.
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Are you going to ask her to stop wearing
heels?
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No, man. The other big question.
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I'm officially proposing.
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Finally. I mean, congratulations.
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Yeah, then after that, I'm going to talk
to you about the heels thing. Yeah,
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yeah. I mean, a woman's a treat. Oh,
yeah.
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Although I don't mind climbing.
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Candy,
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you have to help me.
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This is my first date since my ex
-husband.
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God, I'm so nervous.
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You know, I might just be in my bra and
panties when Flex comes to pick me up.
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Well, that would take care of the small
talk.
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Nah. You know, I must admit, I never
really got the whole Flex thing.
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No. Even when we were kids, all the
girls liked him. And all I saw was the
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skinny kid who collected farts into a
tennis ball can.
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He plays tennis, too?
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Oh, my God. I love him.
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Well, obviously love is blind and has no
sense of smell.
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Oh, sit down, girl.
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Where's he taking you? I don't know.
It's a surprise. All he said was be
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at nine.
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Hmm. That's strange.
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Dwayne has a surprise for me, too.
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Wait, you've been dating Dwayne for a
while. I figured you'd be used to
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Girl, don't knock it. That little
mechanic knows his way around this
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Man, I cannot believe this.
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Five luxury buses with TVs and reclining
seats, and we get stuck on a short bus
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because of spirit.
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We're late because of A -Train. Isn't
that her fault her boyfriend's a flake?
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Oh, and don't worry. We won't tell
anyone this isn't your first time on the
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short list.
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Thanks, baby.
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Hey, Greg.
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Look, no helmet.
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Thanks a lot for going to my grad night,
A -Train. It's not like I haven't been
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looking forward to this for months.
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I don't see how this night could get
much worse.
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Yeah. Thanks for showing me.
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All right, listen up.
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Hands where I can see them.
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And lips.
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Thank you.
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Now, I'm going to be on the other bus
because, well, because I can be.
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Brad, as class president, I know I can
count on you to keep this bus in line.
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That's right, Miss Laurel. I brought
flashcards and juice boxes.
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Greg here is going to be my eyes and
ears, so behave.
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She's gone.
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Let's get this party cracking.
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Ain't no party.
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Like a short bus party.
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Don't stop.
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Booyah! Who's up for a juice box, baby?
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I can't believe reception with a bunch
of nerds. This is supposed to be one of
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our last great nights before we
graduate, before we end up going our
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ways. Why wait?
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There's an empty seat back there.
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Spirit, don't go.
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I'll send you guys to Busch Gardens.
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Your spirit, right?
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Cheer up, girl. You're on the party bus.
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There's no room for depression.
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That's what my 30s are for.
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I must be growing old prematurely. You
look young and hot to me.
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Hey.
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Here.
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What the heck is that?
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It's just a little bourbon and mango
madness.
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A little something I like to call the
McKinley.
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Feel good.
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Well, good is something I need to feel
right now. Thanks to my so -called
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boyfriend.
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Here's to my crappy life.
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To Spirit's crappy life.
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Gee whiz, that accountant, man. I'm
going to be late for my date with
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Now he's got ten minutes and then I got
to go.
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Oh, me too, but I can't wait that long.
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Man, there's something wrong with this
sandwich.
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It's mortadella.
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It's mortadella.
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I'll be in my other office.
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Oh, finally.
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And you're late. We gotta hurry up and
have another appointment.
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Believe you me, I'm gonna make this as
quick as I can.
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I see we take casual Fridays very
seriously.
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I take this very seriously, too. Hey!
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False alarm.
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Hey, man, weren't you in here last week
looking for a job?
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Did I tell you? You're hired.
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Hey, you got the job. Yeah, welcome.
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Is it through bunny ears, through the
rabbit hole, or is it the rabbit hole,
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through the bunny ears?
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Come on, man, look. The night deposit is
on the desk in an envelope. Just take
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it and go.
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I got a big date tonight.
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Oh, a big date. I guess it's easy when
you got money, a car, and a job.
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Don't forget good looks.
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We can change that. Oh, oh, oh.
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Hey, look, if you want me to hook you up
with somebody, I can do that. But
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you're going to have to go home and
change your clothes first.
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Because you never hooked me up with
anybody.
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Because you never held a gun to my head.
Oh, now you're telling me. You don't
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even know what happened. Man, the two of
you, shut up. I ain't just selling them
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for the night deposit.
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This place is high end. You got M .A .T.
Wells, Asante, Bold Sound System,
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Alpine, and you deal a lot in cash.
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So I know you got a safe. Oh, do you
now? Huh? But do you know that the safe
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behind a leather shine display? Do you
know that?
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Change of subject.
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Welcome to D's, Devs, and Selves. How
may I help you?
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I will survive.
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As long as I know how to love, I know I
stand alive.
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There it is, Kevin. Way too good a time.
What do you think's going on?
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I can tell you what's not going on. Us.
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This is our grad night.
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You should be thinking about me, because
I'm thinking about you.
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Never mind, you don't want to know what
I'm thinking about.
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I'm sorry, baby, you're right. Tonight
is about us and the end of our high
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school life.
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That was some musical interlude,
everyone.
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Wait, I'm just going to go over my
spirit of how important tonight is.
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Except with you.
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Ew!
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Well, how many of these have you had?
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McKinley feels good.
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Let's just say, I feels McKinley great.
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Well, you better call it before the
driver tells Miss Laurel that you're
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It's not a problem. I'm helping Greg get
his GED.
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Long as the word, right, Greg?
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You know drinking is not going to solve
anything.
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for you to say your boyfriend's always
here do you know how many times i've
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watched you guys make out it's like
cinemax not that i don't love you
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because i do i love you so much and you
are so drunk
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is this how you want to remember your
grad night do
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you want to know The real reason A
-Train didn't come
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tonight?
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I wouldn't put out!
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The trash!
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You wouldn't put it out. Girl, how many
boyfriends have you lost because of
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this? Spirit.
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I put out.
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Oh, fine. You know, I'll give your
number to A -Train. He's looking for a
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girl.
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angry I am.
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And how hot I look.
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Oh, man, are you lucky you were this
close to never seeing me naked?
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Girl, I saw you naked at the spa.
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And you're all right.
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Candy, what are you doing here? Why
aren't you with Dwayne? Because he's not
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home. He told me to meet him at his
place at 9. And I got there right on
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.15. Now it's 9 .30 and I haven't seen
or heard from him. I haven't heard from
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him either.
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You know, Dwayne told me that they had a
meeting with their accountant after
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work. Wait, what kind of accountant
meets after regular business hours? The
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who deducts a night at Hooters as a
business expense?
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Why would they do that when they have
dates with us?
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They're men, and they think they can
have it all. Oh, they'll get all worked
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over tight tank tops and hot wings, then
come back up in here without even a
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phone card, damn doggy bag.
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Them suck.
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Mm -hmm. And you know what goes good
with men, Hayden?
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Wine. How can they be so mean and
inconsiderate?
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No, not that kind of wine.
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Talk about the kind you drink. Red or
white.
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Whichever box is open.
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We're here.
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Chug them if you got them.
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Come on, Spirit, get up. But I can't.
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My up is down.
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All right, everybody off.
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Are you all right, Spirit?
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Uh, yeah, it's just a little motion
sickness. I'm going to stay with her.
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All right, well, I'll check on you
later.
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Check on him later.
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There's no reason for her to ruin both
our nights, is there?
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But Arnaz, Spirit needs us.
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What? No one told her to get drunk. Just
prop her up.
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Greg will watch her.
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I am so drunk.
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Good times!
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I'll call Danielle, please, man. This is
our first date.
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Man, you can call her when the safe is
open. Okay, okay.
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18, 25.
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I'm too nervous to remember.
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Does this help, punk?
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You know what? I want to open up this
thing as much as you do. I have a
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engagement ring in there.
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Are you going to want that, too?
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Stop messing around and open.
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All right, all right, all right, man.
That's not helping. All right?
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All right, I know it's 18 to the left
because that's how old I was when I left
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my virginity.
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to the right, because that's how old I
was the next time I had sex, and that's
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just not right.
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Man, you weren't 18, you were 22.
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I remember because I paid.
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Has he always been this dumb?
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I don't know.
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We've only been friends since he was
five.
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Well, here's another dumb thing.
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He about to put this Viper on these 22s.
They look all right, but 18s will hug
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the road better.
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Man, you gonna ruin this car just to
make a dollar?
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Shame on you. Says the man holding the
gun.
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Oh, just kidding, man.
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You didn't tell me you knew this much
about cars when you came in looking for
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job. You ain't give me a chance.
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That's because you came in here dressed
like a thug and, oh, what do you know?
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You're a thug.
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Well, when I came in, you was dressed
like an idiot. And, oh, what do you
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You're an idiot.
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Man, you got one more minute to open
that slate.
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Uh -oh.
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You been pumped.
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I'm just going to go outside and get
assed. You ain't going to get nobody.
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It's fake gun.
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I thought you were tied up. Man, you
made a slit, not Dwayne.
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Man, no wonder my shoes keep falling
off.
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Man, I wouldn't hurt nobody.
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Just trying to get a little money. Well,
that's not the way you go about it,
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little brother.
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Easy for you to say, Mr. Flat -out man.
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Oh, snap, you watch my show?
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Look, man, it's not like I haven't been
trying to do the right thing.
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You don't know what kind of pressure I'm
under. I got a kid on the way.
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You don't know my life. Man, I don't
hear none of that. You don't know what I
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know, man.
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What if we give you a job?
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What? Mate, you're offering him a job?
Flex, he pulled a gun on us. Mate, what
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would you have done if he shot me?
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Adopted him?
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Come on, little thug. Come here, man.
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Look, dude, this kid could have been us
if we didn't get the brace that we did.
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That was a fake gun.
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Now, if we turn him in, what good is
that going to do?
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Next time, it's going to be a real gun.
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I say we give the kid a chance.
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I don't know.
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Oh, hey.
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Hey, where are you going, man?
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We're talking about giving you a job and
you're trying to sneak off?
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Oh, you were serious?
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00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,840
What kind of fool gives somebody a job
that was going to rob them?
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You obviously don't know what kind of
fool you're dealing with.
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Hey, come here, man. Come here.
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You know what? I'll take another look at
your application, all right?
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Why don't you come back here tomorrow
and we'll talk about it. All right.
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All right. Okay.
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Get out of here.
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And wear a tie.
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And what if this doesn't work out?
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Guess not.
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After all, it's not like I'm here every
day. Let's roll.
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R -E -S -P -E -T -T Find out what it
means to me R -E -S -P -E -T -T Take
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care of me, baby I said suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,
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suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it,
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suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,
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suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,
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suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,
300
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,300
suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it,
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suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck
it,
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suck Sorry we're late. You'll never
guess what happened to us. Baby, we were
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robbed at fake gunpoint.
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Yeah, yeah, but we didn't know it was
fake.
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00:16:30,350 --> 00:16:31,350
Well, Dwayne never does.
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Uh, baby, there's a difference between
knowing and caring.
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What? Give me a break. I know you were
at Hooters.
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You know, you don't show me any R -E -S
-P -C -T.
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Tell him, girl.
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Daniel, look into my eyes, okay? I would
never lie to you. What I told you was
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true.
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I wish it weren't, because I went
through a lot of trouble to give you a
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surprise tonight.
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Yeah, Candy, and I had a big surprise
for you, too.
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00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,120
But I guess we're going to have to wait,
because I couldn't get the ring out of
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the safe.
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00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,000
Ring? What kind of ring?
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Engagement ring.
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Candace Taylor, will you be my wife?
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killing me.
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00:17:34,150 --> 00:17:36,690
This is worse than when my weave is too
tight.
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00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:41,750
Look, I know you're upset about A
-Train, but if you had slept with him
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00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,470
found out he was a jerk, imagine how
much worse you would feel.
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But I finally had a boyfriend.
325
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I went into high school a loser.
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And I was coming out a winner.
327
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Now I'm just a loser again.
328
00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,690
Having a man does not make you a winner.
329
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Having friends makes you a winner.
330
00:17:58,190 --> 00:18:00,270
But all I have is you and Arnaz.
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I didn't say how many friends.
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Now just sit back and relax your weave.
333
00:18:13,250 --> 00:18:14,250
What are you doing here?
334
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:15,890
I felt bad about Spirit.
335
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And you have my wallet in your purse.
336
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:21,310
Mostly I felt bad about Spirit.
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00:18:22,950 --> 00:18:24,490
Are you still mad at me, Arnaz?
338
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,150
Yeah, I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
339
00:18:26,850 --> 00:18:29,570
It was Grad and I that were supposed to
be the three of us, and you missed it
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because you were drunk.
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00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,380
one time, it's not like I have a
problem.
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That's what my mom used to say.
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Oh, your mom.
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I'm so sorry, Arnaz. I'm such an idiot.
345
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:43,680
Yeah, you are.
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But you are idiots.
347
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I love you guys.
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Goodbye.
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Yeah, stay down there. Your breath is
kicking like karate.
350
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:17,080
Well, Dwayne, baby, it is their first
date. Maybe they want to be alone.
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You remember our first date?
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You think they're playing Scattergores
with my mama?
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00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,220
After the Scattergores, Dwayne.
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Ooh.
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00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:33,360
You know, we should probably go, huh? I
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went in tonight special.
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I'm just glad you're all right.
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It wasn't completely shot.
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If you look off into the distance, right
there, you see a little star that the
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universe will forever call Danielle
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00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:56,820
45K97QR1.
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00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,520
Oh, you had a star named after me.
363
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,900
A little flower and chocolate and a
string quartet involved, too, but...
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This was... The most amazing
365
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:13,740
first date.
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00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,680
What? Ain't finished.
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00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,140
There's more?
368
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,200
Yes. You've seen the star.
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00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:23,040
Now I'm going to take you inside and fly
you to the moon.
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Love you too, Netta.
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