All language subtitles for one_on_one_s04e17_accidental_love_1

Thanks for letting us hold our therapy
session here today. My remodel is taking

forever and costing me a fortune.

It's costing me a fortune?

I can't afford a good relationship with
my daughter.

Yes, you can, Daddy. Just give me all
your credit cards.

So, uh, why don't we start with your
therapy journals?

Oh, we're still doing those?

Let me make sure they didn't collect the
trash today. I mean, I think I left it

in my car. I'll be back.

Oh, good. She's gone. There's something
I've been wanting to do. Talk about her

behind her back, right? She's the
problem. I knew it.

No, no, no, no, no.

You're the problem.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's going on?

Is this going to cost me extra?

No, but this might.

Spoo!

I can't rip this. Oh, I can.

No,

I mean, I can't, but this shirt is
expensive.

Don't worry.

I'll make it up to you.

Danielle, Danielle, you sure about this?
Oh, Flex, I can't handle it anymore.

I have to have you.

Listen, I'm quitting as your therapist
so I can be your woman. Now you come to

mama. Mommy!

I believe it's, who's your daddy?

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy, wake up.

Danielle's going to be here any minute
for therapy.

Oh, you're right.

Wait,

where are you going?

I'm going to put on a cheaper shirt.

When there's nobody around.

Oh, yeah.

I'll be dead sick of that.

Why don't you love me?

One on one.

One on one.

One on one.

One on one. One on one.

One on one.

One on one.

That's what I just heard.

by the straight arrows on the radio.

That's the band that played at
homecoming.

You never forget slow dancing to a song
called Eat My Vomit.

I need to get Zara on the radio, and I
know how.

The radio station is broadcasting live
tonight from that club Cheetah's.

I just need to go down there and get the
DJ my demo.

Why not just skip the middleman and
throw it right in the trash?

I thought we were friends again. Hey, I
am being your friend. I'm just trying to

save you some time.

Look, sweetie, you have to be 21 to get
into Cheetah's. Yeah, but Butter knows a

guy who has the hookup on fake ID.

I can't use a fake ID.

That would be wrong.

But you happen to slip it into my purse.
I might accidentally pull it out and

not know I was using it.

That shrimp scampi was delicious.

Yeah, I figured that out when you
finished my plate.

Sorry, I thought you were done.

No, I was just swallowing my food.

You hear that?

Hear what?

You care to work off your 42 scampi?
What, you were counting?

Yeah, you tend to count when you only
get three.

You know, if I was a suspicious type, I
might think you were up to something.

Oh, what gave you that idea? Is there
too much light in here?

Do you know how you romance all your
days? Oh, baby, a love magician never

up his secrets.

Oh, you got something behind your ear.

What? What is it?

My lip.

Man,

it's not that funny.

I was trying to be romantic.

funny. Yeah, it was kind of funny,
though.

Flex, we can't. You're my client. Uh,
yeah, about that. You're fired.

Just because I ate all your shrimp?

Listen, Danielle, I'm crazy about you.
And if the only thing standing between

is me being your client, then you're
fired.

Unless, of course, you're not
interested.

We both know that's not the case.

So, I mean, we can go out Saturday
night. I mean, I know this great place.

can go dancing. You can get some dinner
there. Flex, I'm married.

Oh, cool.

Role playing.

Yeah, I like that. I'll be stable, boy.
We can saddle up right now.

No, Flex.

I really am married.

I've been separated for almost a year
now.

Really?

Seriously?

Okay.

You know what? So you're separated.

That is no big deal.

It's like you're already divorced.

I mean, heck, I was engaged and still
married to somebody else.

It's more complicated than that. Look,
until I can figure things out, I can't

with you.

What about my feelings, Danielle?

I mean, I've opened myself up to you.

I mean, I've shared things with you that
I haven't shared with any other woman.

Not even Dwayne.

Flex, I'm your therapist.

Look, this happens all the time. You
know, a client gets emotionally

on their therapist. It's classic
transference. Everything is a

you. I mean, if you don't want to be
with me, why did you leave me on all

time?

Flex, I'm sorry, but I just can't handle
this right now.

You know, maybe I should just leave.

At last.

Something we both can agree on.

Thanks for dinner.

And she ate all my scampi.

You guys, this isn't going to work.

Look at all these people. They look so
old.

We should have worn more makeup.

Any more and we'd be sitting in the
backseat of a squad car.

Don't worry, we'll get in. I'll tell
that you and me.

Yeah, that's real assuring. The boy with
no facial hair.

No, you're right. You don't want the
mustache. Maybe you should go first.

IDs.

Arnaz.

Man, is this ID fake?

Because this name has got to be fake.

This comes from a guy named Staff.

I see you're too dumb to have a fake ID.

You're good.

You? The mustache?

You're good.

Wait, wait a second. I can't find my ID.

It's got to be here somewhere.

It's been so long since I've had to use
it.

Oh, here it is, here it is.

27?

You don't look a day over 18 to me.

18, don't I wish.

I'm sorry, sweetheart.

This ID is a fake.

Step aside.

It's the RMS.

Well, I guess you can't get in.

I just met you at the Behind the Shoes
guy club.

Okay, I'll see you there.

Hello.

We're in the club! We're in the club!

What do we do now?

We're in the club.

I can't believe she lied.

I can't believe she's still married.

I can't believe this is ice cream.

No, it's not.

I just told you that to make you feel
better.

I have no idea what it is.

It's been in the freezer for years, but
save me something.

How could Danielle play me like that?

After all I shared with her, I was ready
to commit to this one, D.

And this is what I get. A pain right
here in my heart.

Yeah, that might be the ice curious.

That's what I'm thinking about calling
it.

You know what?

Forget her.

No more Mr. Nice Guy. None of this
settling down stuff.

You know why they call it settling down?

Because you're settled and you're down.

From now on, it's back to the old Flex.
The wild and crazy Flex. The Mac is

back. Come on, let's go holler at some
henderoni.

Oh, Flex, need I remind you, all this
belongs to Candy.

Oh, come on, dog. I'm going to take you
to that hot new club, Cheetah's. You can

be my wingman.

Wings.

Oh, now I remember.

This is chicken grease.

Hey, I got a demo on my band. I was
hoping you could play it.

All right, thanks, man.

Hey, I just dropped off my demo.

One of the guys over in this crowd is
going to be jamming to Zandra.

Yeah, jamming to X is trying to get out
of here.

Come on, Brianna, pick up.

Pick up.

Hey, it's Brianna. Leave me a message.

Brianna, it's Dwayne.

Call me.

It's urgent.

Your dad and I were in a car accident.

Daniel, if you get his message, we're at
the hospital.

Oh, how is he, doctor?

He's sleeping soundly now. He'll be
okay. After all, he is in the hands of

-Mac to the G -G.

And you are?

Oh, yeah. I'm Dwayne Odell Knox. I was
in the accident with Flex. Although, I

didn't get hurt at all. Not even a
scratch on me. Like I was Bruce Willis

Unbreakable.

Oh, Nurse Tanya back from the block.
Where's my money?

My money? Oh, right.

All right.

You changed my mind. You forgot it.

Tonya. Dwayne!

Tonya, you and Flex broke up three years
ago. Maybe it's time you should just

let it go.

I had shame on you, sneaking around
impersonating a nurse.

I am a nurse. After Flex broke my heart,
I got my act together and got my

nursing degree.

I can see you haven't changed except for
your height. Have you gotten shorter?

I was just in a car accident.

Forgive me if I'm slouching. I am using
my stomach muscles to hold in my

internal organs.

Please. I am a nurse, a real nurse, so I
know you don't have any stomach

muscles.

Yeah, you're right. Uh -huh.

This place is so hot.

It's good to be 21 or 25 or however old
you thought I was.

Oh, nothing to say.

Here comes the bouncer. Do you think
he's looking for me?

Hey, you. That claims that up.

I'll take care of this.

All right.

Oh, hello.

Been looking for you.

Are you sure?

Because I have a twin sister, but she's
a lot younger than I am. You know, not

21 like me.

Got your cell phone.

Nice picture.

It's been ringing off the hook all
night.

I thought you was going to kick me out.
Oh, I am.

From Donra.

Hey, that's my song. I'm playing my
music.

And people like it.

Hello?

Well, wait, DeWayne, you have to speak a
little louder or I'll make the movie.

Accident. I'm on my way.

Flex. Oh, Flex.

I came as soon as I got Dwayne's
message.

It's worse than I thought.

I've been such a fool. You were right.

You are the person that I've been
waiting for. I was too scared to say

If you love me, Flex, you'll wake up.

Mr. Jackson, hang in there now. What?

His name is Washington. What kind of
hospital is this? Can't you even get his

name right?

Who are you, woman?

I mean, if you're the widow -to -be,
maybe we can have dinner sometime?

Are you kidding on me? Because I am Flex
Washington's woman, and you better save

him. This is not Flex Washington.

He's down the hall.

So is that anything to be took?

Aren't you going to save him? I'm not
sure yet. I'll see what his wife looks

like.

It's all right, please.

Go ahead and sleep, man.

I'll be right here for you.

Huh?

What's that?

You said your pin number is 0415?

Thanks.

Where'd you leave the wallet?

Welcome, my brother.

Where am I?

The last thing I remember, this truck
was coming right at me and... Wait a

minute. Am I in heaven?

Because if I am, I'd have to stay.

Come and see.

No, no, you're in Player's Haven.

I've been eyeballing you for a long time
now. I decided to set up a little

welcome for you. So welcome to the land
of non -commitment, Chidi.

All right, now that's what I'm talking
about.

So who are you? I'm Goldie, the O .P.

I'm the original player.

So, uh, why am I here?

Because you're getting soft.

Okay. I mean, you want to get in the
player's haven, you have to stop crying

over love.

Oh, come on. I've never cried over love.

Oh, yeah?

What about my feelings, Danielle? I'll
open up to you.

So, what are you saying? I'm not
supposed to have feelings for anybody?

Feelings are for suckers, man.

Yeah, but I love women.

Yeah, don't get it twisted now.

I love women.

There's nothing like the scent of a
woman pressed up against my body.

Or like the golden nectar of a kiss from
my lips after she finishes washing the

dishes.

Can't imagine why you could be so hung
up on one woman when so many beautiful

ones exist, man.

So what are you telling me? This is
where I belong?

This is my future?

Well, it just depends on what you find
on the other side of that door. Well,

what do you mean?

You could find on the other side of that
door a room full of fly young honeys

just looking to make you happy. You dig?

And if not?

It could be disaster.

Because if it's your fate, that same
door will lead to the agony of, pardon

language, love and commitment.

On the other side of that door, you
would find a woman that you would spend

rest of your life with.

All right, so what about that other
door?

That's the can.

You don't want to go in there for at
least another hour.

All right, so let me get this straight.
All right, now, if I walk through that

door, I'll discover my destiny.

And if I have to go to the bathroom,
then I should hold it.

Right on.

Oh, right on.

All right, okay, all right.

Oh, thank you.

Oh, yeah.

All gold and shimmery.

Danielle?

Flex, are you all right?

Tanya?

Tanya? That's a surprise.

Yeah, for the both of us.

What are you doing wearing a nurse's
uniform?

Why does everybody have a problem
believing I'm a nurse?

No, Flex, she really is a nurse.

I checked with the doctors.

Actually, Flex, I sort of owe it to you.
I mean, after our breakup, I decided to

stop concentrating on men and start
concentrating on me, so I became a

It's funny how things work out, huh?

I mean, me ending up here, taking care
of you.

There's nothing funny about it.

It's our fate.

I talked to the OP, Goldie.

He's been watching me.

He said that once I walked through that
door, I would know my destiny.

And here you are.

Do you know what that means?

Uh -huh. You need a sedative.

No.

No. Hear me out. Can I get a sedative?

Don't you see? I mean, there's a reason
for you coming back into my life.

I mean, this is all part of a bigger
plan, Tonya. Okay, slow down. Slow down.

Flex, flex. You've been in an accident.
You're not thinking clearly. No, this is

the clearest I've ever been, Tonya.

We're meant for each other.

We've already given it two shots.

So the third time's a charm.

You mean to tell me that you don't feel
anything?

How can you ask me that?

You're the only person I ever really
felt anything for.

Then there's no problem.

I'm telling you, it's our fate.

You really mean that?

As Goldie would say, I mean, right on,
baby. Can you dig it?

Yeah, I can dig it.

No, I think I'm going to be sick.

Oh, Flex Washington's girl.

Not anymore.

So, do you take romantic walks with all
your patients?

Only the ones with legs.

Sorry, just a little nurse humor.

Daddy!

Tanya, are you responsible for all this?
And what are you doing wearing a

nurse's uniform?

Nice to see you too, sweetie. She really
is a nurse, baby, and she's going to

help me recover from a lot of things.

Whoa, hold up. What is going on here?

And do you do that with all your
patients?

Only the ones with the legs.

Daddy, don't you want to fill me in on
what happened here tonight?

Yeah, I'll tell you what's been going on
if you tell me why you look 27.

It's because I have been so worried
about you.

It's aged me. Okay, enjoy your walk.

Go ahead.

Love you too, Netta.