All language subtitles for one_on_one_s04e10_lost_in_the_headlights

Hey, guy, wait until you see the new
promo for the Flex Files. It is hot.

Hi, I'm Flex Washington of the Flex
Files, and this is my co -host, Rania

Reschenko. She's new to this country.

I may be new to this country, but I'm
not new to sports.

When do we shoot Croatian girls going
wild?

Whether it's baseball, football, or
basketball.

Nobody knows sports balls like Rania.

Watch me work it every week on the flex
files.

Grr!

That grr was my idea.

Well, did I tell you, hot?

What happened to the promo that we shot?

You know, the one with me in it?

Well, Matt, actually, I loved it. But
couldn't we shorten up the beginning

a little bit?

Can you believe this ace? Back me up
here, man.

I only have one note.

She should be wearing clear heels.

See, Flex? You're the only one who
doesn't like it.

All right, everybody.

Places, please.

Don't be angry, Flex. We are just trying
to do what is best for my show. My

show. The Flex Files.

For now.

When there's nobody.

you to help me choose my class ring.

Should I go with subtle and understated
or, uh -oh, Colby, what you do now?

See, I might not be the guy to ask.

My class ring has two years on it, 86
and 87.

That's it, Ace. I know it's a good job,
but I'm quitting.

You ain't getting no ring.

If you quit, Flex, what would you do?

And more importantly, what would I do?

At first they cut me out of my own
promo, and next they'll be cutting me

my show. I can't stand by and let that
happen. I gotta do something. I gotta do

it now.

Wait, Daddy, before you do something
crazy, can I get $400 for my class ring?

I already gave you money for your ring.

But I lost it.

At the shoe store.

Brianna, I'm not made out of money. I
suggest you tie those shoes around your

finger and tell everybody you graduated
from Gucci High.

And you're the one who said you wanted
me to graduate from high school. It

costs.

Granny, you keep telling me you're an
adult, so get a job.

Yeah, I kind of already did the job
thing, and it's not for me.

Dwayne, get her a job down at your
place.

What? I can't work at a garage.

The only thing I know about cars is that
they need gas.

Oh, which reminds me, I need some gas
money, too.

Uh, Brandon, look, you're gonna have to
make your own money. I don't know how,

but just as long as it doesn't involve a
fishnet, stockings, a pole, and a wad

of singles.

You know what? This would have been a
lot easier if you would have just left

your wallet laying around.

Oh, man, what am I gonna do about my
show?

As long as Ronnie's got control of Matt,
she's got control of my show.

And I'm done. I can't compete with that.

Yeah, only thing that can compete with a
hot chick is an even hotter chick.

Now, maybe if you grow your hair out,
you know, shave your legs, put a little

rouge on your cheeks.

You might have a shot.

That's it.

Then again, I'm not sure Matt's into
ugly transvestites.

That's true, Flex. You're a four at
best.

I mean, not like I ever pictured it, you
know.

No, you idiot.

I'm going to get another girl for Matt,
get Rania out of the picture, and get my

show back.

And Ace, I'm at least at eight.

I got legs for days.

This is great, Brianna.

What better place to get a job than a
restaurant where the waitresses recite

famous movie lines?

Yeah, you don't need us here to hold
your hand. This job's perfect for you.

Okay, all right, I confess, I don't need
you. I needed a ride because I ran out

of gas.

All right, ladies, before we start, I've
got great news.

My divorce is final.

You know, I am the one doing the hiring.

But seriously, corporate has decided to
use one of our waitresses for national

commercials. So if you get the job, you
might also become a star.

Okay, now I need your support.

This is more than just making a few
dollars. This can launch my acting

Okay, first up, Lexus Mercedes Beamer.

Get in gear, girl.

You get it? Gear, car names.

It's a joke, people.

All in my poor life?

I had to fight, okay?

And little Sophia wasn't even safe in a
house full of menfolk.

But I ain't not never thought that as a
grown woman, I would have to fight in my

own house.

Wow, she is really horrible.

I mean, really, really, really horrible.

Brilliant. You're hired.

They liked her?

Oh, quick, Arnaz, they may be looking
for singers.

might as well just hand me this
commercial right now.

Uh, Brianna Barnes.

Hi,

I'm Brianna Barnes.

Yeah, I know. That was me that just read
your name.

Oh, okay.

All right, then. Um, here I go.

Oh, my poor... Thank you.

We'll call you.

Okay, thanks.

What happened?

I don't know. He wouldn't even let me
finish.

all those women over me.

What do they have that I don't have?

Uniforms.

Sweet. Not that I'm looking, but I think
it starts with big and ends with ubi.

let you shine on TV?

You got to do something. You talk to
Matt yet?

I haven't had a chance yet.

Ronnie's been all over him like a virus,
giving him a case of the Croatian

cooties.

But I've got the cure.

Uh, hey, Matt.

A minute.

Yeah, listen, me and the fellas are
going to hang out tonight and we need a

white guy on the crew just in case the
car breaks down and we got to catch a

cab. So you want to roll?

No, no, no, no, no.

I've been through this before.

You just want me to pay for the beer,
don't you?

No, we just thought it would be cool to
have you as part of our crew.

Really? Yeah.

Wow.

I've never been part of a crew.

Although I was coxswain in college for
the Harvard rowing team. Oh.

Of course, that was just because I owned
a megaphone.

Whatever. So are you in?

I don't know. I'm going to have to check
with Ron. Oh.

You know what?

I guess...

You're not the player that I thought you
were.

And the fellow's going to be real
disappointed.

We were looking for a rich white
coxswain.

Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Wait a
minute. You know what?

Maybe you're right.

I suppose one night rolling with the
brothers is in order.

I mean, after all, the madman has to get
out of his 10 ,000 square foot cave now

and then. And he doesn't need to ask
permission.

Because he is king of his castle.

I can't believe you're falling into this
I'm not good enough trap.

here in Baltimore.

I mean, I could be in a national
commercial.

I could be like the next Can You Hear Me
Now guy.

This is what actresses do to get work. I
didn't make the rule.

Well, I think you're overreacting,
Brianna, and fake boobs are not gonna

that job.

Hi, I'm... Hired.

Pammy, you're starting tonight.

Oh!

Too terrible you could never outfight
them.

He's a pimp.

But I didn't know until yesterday that
it was Bazzini all along.

Hey,

Pammy. I saw you doing your thing, and
you are a really

good actress.

I mean, you remember the words and
everything.

Thank you, but I don't think that table
noticed my acting ability.

I know what you mean.

Okay, I've been tripping over my lines
all night, and I'm like racking in the

tips. I must be like a really good
actress or something.

Pammy, I've been paying attention, and
you've got God -given talent.

Really? You think I'm good?

As a matter of fact, I think you've got
the inside track for the commercial.

Dwayne, thanks again for the great playa
gear.

It's not often I can wear it right off
the rack.

No problem. Just... Try not to sweat in
it. I'm planning on wearing it tomorrow.

Flex, this is the most fun I've had in
ten years.

Getting pulled over was great.

Profiling is no joke.

Yeah, yeah, good cover saying you just
signed us to a record deal. That was

smooth.

Gentlemen, welcome to Dinner and a
Movie. It's table for four with two

seats.

Right this way.

I need to hit the club. There's plenty
of hot women here.

Hot women is going to help me get my
show back.

Menu looks good.

Oh, check it out.

Ta -ta -tats.

Fellas, what's with the pigeon thing?

It's just a little something us hip -hop
boys do these days.

See, see, Matt, what we players do once
we're at the watering hole is we stake

out our prey.

Now, which one of these lost little
lambs would you like to cull from the

Yeah, I find it easier to pounce on the
sick and the weak.

Guys? All right, listen. I'm supposed to
come over here and recite movie lines,

but I don't remember any, so can you all
just laugh?

As you can see, no one laughs louder
than my... well -paid television

friend here.

Television producer?

You don't say.

That's just something that we hip -hop
boys do these days.

Well, you know what? I like you. I'm
going to bring you guys all back around

drinks, and you, my phone number.

Oh, and bring some ta -ta -tats.

Life as a player ain't bad, is it?

Ron, you're who?

Word.

And when it's all over, if I have to
beg, borrow, or steal, I'll never be

again.

I'll be right back with your bills.

Tammy. Oh. Listen, Mandy's falling
behind. I need you to take these ta -ta

to table three and table six.

Oh, and put your shoulders back.

Good.

That is amazing. I never would have
thought you were a Trekkie. We're

everywhere, baby.

Live long and party. What's up?

All right, here you are, fellas. Yes,
Pat.

Brianna?

Ain't nobody looking at your legs. And
what happened? Did you get bit by a

mosquito on steroids?

Ace, I got to deal with this. You make
sure everybody has a good time. You, you

coming with me. But, Daddy, I need to
work. No, you got your breast all out

Lil' Kim. What's wrong with you?

Rihanna, you could tell me a million
times why you did it, but I can't

understand why you'd want to alter
yourself.

Because every girl that got hired had
big breasts. Oh, don't use that word.

Okay, big boobs. Oh, okay, big breasts
it is.

I don't think your buddies were there
for the acting.

Uh, well, see, you and Matt went to...
Never mind, I am grown.

I just don't get it. First you tell me
to get a job, and then you yell at me

when I get one? Yeah, but I thought you
were gonna get a job where the french

fries were supersized, not your chest.

Daddy, this job gives me a chance to
act.

And I might get to be in a commercial
because of it. Show them what?

Baby, I thought you wanted to be seen as
a serious actress.

Even successful actresses supersize
sometimes.

Look at Julia Roberts in that Aaron
Bronkitis movie.

Okay, Julia Roberts didn't win an Oscar
for Best Actress because of her

cleavage. She won because of her talent.

But, Daddy, it's not just movie stars.

Half the girls in my school got implants
as birthday gifts.

You get more when you have more.

Baby, you are a beautiful girl. You have
to think I'm beautiful. You're my dad.

But I don't look like the girls in the
magazines.

No one looks like the girls in the
magazines. The girls in the magazines

even look like the girls in the
magazines.

Sweetie, look, you're my baby girl.

I made you.

And I'm proud of the way you turned out.

And I want you to be proud, too.

I am, Daddy.

But I can't help it if this is what gets
girls hired.

All right, Brianna, you know what? I
know you don't like when I tell you what

do, but you're going to get rid of them
breasts.

Daddy.

Do you want to be remembered for your
talent or your ta -ta -tots?

What are these hangers doing in your
closet when I told you I don't want them

here ever?

I work and I work until I'm about to
fall and what do I get?

I'm going to tell the boys upstairs that
I want you for the commercial. What do

you say?

What do you say?

What in the name of Boys Don't Cry
happened to you?

This is the real me.

Do you still want me for your
commercial?

Well, sweetie, I don't really think
that... Well, you know what? You can

your tongue, you swine.

Because I quit.

And I will have nothing to do with a
place that objectifies women and makes a

mockery of the noble profession that I
love.

Good day, sir. But I think you're... I
said good day.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That wasn't
a scene. That was real life.

No, I'm serious.

All right, fine. Keep playing. I'm just
too good.

Oh,

Matt Player.

There you are.

So how did it go last night? You and
that waitress Mandy hooked up. I haven't

seen a woman that crazy for a man since,
well, my last date.

She was loving the mat man.

So when are you two going out?

Never.

She said the first Star Trek movie was
better than The Wrath of Khan.

She's dead to me.

Oh, well, you know, we'll just get out
and unleash the mat man again.

Thanks, but no thanks, Flex. Listen,
taking me to that restaurant last night,

meeting all those hot chicks, and your
daughter, made me realize

all women are hiding something.

With Rania, at least I know what I have.

Matt, but do you want to spend your life
being her whipping boy?

God, I hope so.

Look, if you're feeling Rania, who am I
to try to step in and save you?

but I just can't sit there and let her
steal my show.

Look, I know she's good for the ratings,
but I am the heart and soul of the Flex

Files. Without me, there is no Flat App.

Flex, I hear you loud and clear.

I'm a businessman, and I'm going to do
what is best for this show.

I mean, after all, after last night, you
and me are boys.

We're homies.

I got your back.

What is this phone number I found in
your jacket?

Uh, the, um... Uh, Matt, isn't that the
number for the jeweler?

You know, the one that's making the
diamond pendant.

Uh, bracelet?

Uh, necklace?

Oh, I didn't know you still watch!

Washington of the Flex Files, and this
is my co -host, Rania Reschenko. Whether

it's baseball, football, or basketball,
nobody knows sports balls.

Like me, Fletcher Washington of the Flex
Files. Flat out.

Matt, you ruined my promo.

Yeah, you didn't take my note about the
clear heels.

I'm sorry, sweetie, and big guy.

But I had to do what was best for the
show.

Matt, are you defying me?

Yeah, yeah, that's right. How do you
like that?

I don't like it.

I love it.

I haven't been this hot since my summer
in Chernobyl.

Well,

Flex, can't say you didn't try.

What are you talking about, man? I got
my promo back. I won.

Right, right. And I got the clear heels.

Love you too, Netta.