All language subtitles for one_on_one_s04e03_follow_that_car

Ah, spaghetti night?

That's right. I just want to make my
baby happy.

Oh, that's sweet, Flex.

Makes me feel a little uncomfortable,
but thanks.

It's father -daughter night, not father
-dummy night.

What you want, anyway?

For it to be father -dummy night.

Actually, man, I just came by to say
that making me take on Arnaz as a

was a good idea.

I like being a mentor to the young boy.
Oh, cool. Where's Arnaz now?

He's changing the oil in my car.

Actually, that's later. Right now, he's
leveling the lifts in my shoes.

Haven't you noticed I've been walking in
circles lately?

Well, circle your butt back on over
there and finish watching him, man. I

want him kissing my daughter again. I
don't want him touching her. I don't

want him looking at her again.

This isn't the calm, enlightened, zen
daddy you told Brianna you were gonna

And where I was then, this is now.

Before, I saw her tongue -wrestling
Arnaz on the roof. Now, I got no choice.

See, I gotta be cool daddy to her face
and sneaky daddy behind her back.

That's it.

A double agent.

Double daddy.

What's with you, Flex?

Every day it's a new daddy.

It's like living with my mama all over
again.

Brianna, are you sure you want to tell
your dad that you and Arnaz are dating?

Yeah.

Ever since I got back from New York, my
dad and I agreed to be honest with each

other. This is the first step.

Yeah. And you're here because I feel
safe with as many witnesses as possible.

No, I'm here because movies cost money
and this drama is free, okay?

Hey, Brianna, I sent you out for chips
and you brought home the dips.

Daddy, Arnaz and I have something to
say.

It's on you, boo.

Wait, hold on.

Okay, I'm good. I'm gonna go.

Well, Mr. Washington?

Well, that would be a good place to hide
a body.

Rihanna and I feel very strongly about
being open.

Gosh, she looks so good right now. She
better be worth all this.

Oh, really?

A really, really deep well.

Yes, sir. We want to make sure that you
are all right with us dating.

Dating who?

Dating whom?

would be the correct usage.

What a dork.

What a dork. What a dork.

It's hard being the smartest one in the
room.

Daddy, Arnaz and I want to make sure
you're okay with us dating each other.

Why wouldn't I be okay with you two
dating?

Because you're an overprotective, ill
-tempered lunatic.

Maybe the old Flex was an
overprotective, ill -tempered lunatic,

Flex has...

Gas balls!

Yes! The new flex is cool.

Yeah, I'm cool with y 'all dating. I
appreciate you being open with me.

If only this was his face!

Okay, well, that was good.

Bye.

Be a man.

Don't run till you get to the hallway.

Oh, thanks, Betty. I think this whole
being open and honest thing is really

gonna work out.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go across the hall to be with my man.

Did you lick your fingers and stick them
back in the bag?

Well, I didn't want to just stick them
back in dirty.

Dwayne, did you see that underhanded
move?

I mean, what teenagers are honest with
their parents? They think I'm going to

ease up on them.

Fools. They're going to regret the day
that they were ever honest with me.

that right, Dwayne?

Nobody knows.

Don't you see?

I mean, they're just like her mother and
me.

Two teenagers driven by lust.

I mean, we spent our prom night in the
maternity ward. The pediatrician signed

my yearbook.

I'm not going to let that happen to
them.

Well, it's your own fault for having
such a hot daughter.

What'd you say?

Is he reading my thoughts?

Hey, man, you see Breonna and Arnaz?

Weren't you following them in your car?
Yeah, I was, until I accidentally hit a

bike messenger.

Was he hurting?

No, but he sure took his time getting
up.

Anyway, man, I lost him. They could be
anywhere doing anything. Her mother and

I, we did everything, and we did it
everywhere.

You need what I got. What, hands like a
hobbit?

No, I'm talking about a locator chip. I
put one in Candy's car. Right now, I am

watching her every move as we speak.

Man, that is so sneaky.

So underhanded, so deceitful.

Can I get one?

I don't know, Flex. I mean, I only have
a few left over from big sales, and I

already got a couple guys who are going
to pay me good money for it. Come on,

Dwayne. This is Flex, your childhood
friend, your best friend.

And if you don't hook me up with one,
the last friend to see you alive.

All right, you're talking me into it.

And since you're my boy, I'm going to
hook you up with a good price. My man.

$1 ,200.

What? $1 ,200?

I thought you said you were going to
give me a good price. Man, that is a

price. For me.

And remember, I am unemployed and
housing your daughter's future baby's

Man, I'll give you 20 bucks.

Sold.

Can I have it now?

Dwayne, I live across the hall.

They don't want to take you that long.

Fine, all right. Look, here's $10 and a
chiclet. Oh.

Now show me how this thing works. All
right.

After I install it, which is an
additional $1 ,180.

Five. We'll talk money later.

Oh, look, look, check it out.

See, with this GPS software, you can
track her anywhere in the country.

For instance, right now Candy's signal
is slowing down and stopping at 5771

Street. Huh.

What losers are you going to see now?

Wayne? That's this building.

Oh, my God!

I'm the loser! Let's... No, you gotta go
now. Come on, you gotta go. Hey, what

about my locator chip, man? You gotta
install it for me. Man, no time. I gotta

get gussied up.

Probably shouldn't have said that.

Come on, man. Come on, man.

Candy!

Did you gussy up?

Baby, I stayed gussy.

What a pleasant surprise.

Come on in. Well, I'm here because I got
your letter.

All ten of them. I wonder what happened
to the rest.

You forgive me?

No. A lie is still a lie, no matter what
the reason. I can't be with a man I

don't trust.

Unless he's really, really good looking.

Baby, I was just so worried that you
wouldn't want to be with me if I didn't

have a job.

I couldn't provide for you like a man.

First of all, I can provide for myself.

And second, where do you get off
thinking I was with you because you had

paycheck? Like I'm some kind of gold
digger. Baby, I never said that you were

gold digger.

Although that's what I heard. What?

Then why would I have been dating you?

Well, no one said you were good at it.

Baby, please take me back. Oh, the
whining, the crying, the begging.

I mean, I admit, I do miss our foreplay.

Dwayne used to make that buzzing sound
like a bumblebee.

But I gotta move.

Well, Candy, please, baby. Look, I
promise, I will never lie again.

Dwayne, how do I know you mean it? Look,
I promise.

If I ever do get another job, I will
tell you the minute I get fired.

Well, it'll mean us starting all over
again. God, whatever, my sweetness.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby.

Isn't this great?

Yeah, well, I have been practicing on my
pillow.

No, I mean, I'm so glad we told your
dad.

I just feel so free.

It's great not having to sneak around
and look over our shoulders anymore.

Well, my dad trusts me now. He finally
realizes that I'm not a little girl

anymore. Yeah, I realized that a long
time ago.

What kind of an idiot pulls into the
drive -in with his high beams on?

Hey, let the light shine on our love.

We don't need to hide from anyone.

Come on, let's give them a show.

Yo, I'm on a date, too.

Another coinkydick.

Yo, this is so bananas.

I'm here with my girl, Jabba. Come on,
who brings a date to see Finding Nemo

Part 2?

Except for you and me.

Who wouldn't want to see a movie about a
father who'd navigate treacherous

waters and battle those great half
-white sharks to save his only child?

Excuse me. My job is percolating.

Take your time.

How did he know we were here?

I don't know.

But I think you better get your hand off
my thigh.

I'm sorry, baby. Can you believe I ran
into my daughter at a drive -in? I mean,

what are the chances of that?

I would think very unlikely since we
were going to dinner at Café Pierre.

Come on, baby. Look.

Look, I know it's just a drive -in.

But you make me feel so young.

Don't you want to act like we were 18
again and hop in the backseat?

Aw, Flex, I can't be mad at you.

You're fun and you're on TV.

Flat top.

No, it's flat out. But that's okay,
baby.

Let's go in the back.

Wasn't this backseat thing a good idea,
Java? I'm glad I thought of it.

I'm so sorry about the clutter back
there. I didn't know my dad and I were

on a double date.

Ever.

Me either. And that's what I get for
being a B -list celebrity.

Oh, please, Daddy. Somebody's going to
believe you're America's next top model.

Look, Daddy, don't you want to take Java
back to your car so you two can have a

date like normal people?

What's not normal about this?

I mean, just a father and a daughter out
on a date with other people in a car.

We were just going with the flow.

Who knows where the rest of the night
might take us.

I can tell you where it's not taking us.
And I am a top model.

Arnaz, are you hungry?

No, I ate earlier.

I mean, I can eat.

All right, we're going to go get some
snacks. You two want something?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don't
have to get no snacks. I got you. I got

you. I stopped at the 99 cent store.

Yeah.

I think there's some licorice.

Well, what?

It says Licorici, but it tastes the same
for half the price.

What's that beeping noise?

With any luck, a truck is backing over
us.

That's how I hear it, too.

Beep, beep, beep. No, that's me.

Yeah, I'm working on this new thing for
the show. You know, I can't live off

flat out forever.

Beep, beep.

Choo, choo.

I got to work out the kinks. Anyway,
turn up the sound. The movie's getting

ready to start.

Oh, what'd you say, Jabba?

You can't see over Arnaz's head and you
want to switch seats with him?

Oh, no, Arnaz wouldn't have a problem
with that.

Arnaz, come on, sit back here with me.

Oh, hello, Cleck. Hey, I'm making
breakfast for Candy and I need to borrow

things. What do you need to borrow?

Breakfast.

Take what you want, man. I owe you.

You know, this tracking device works
like a charm.

Of course, Brianna's mad at me for
crashing her date, and I'm sure I'll be

living with you when I'm old and sick,
but my baby girl's not pregnant. I feel

proud.

I don't know why you're so worried about
her, man. I mean, you raised your

daughter better than that, and I'm sure
she has a good excuse for why she's at

the Green Door Motel.

Oh, my God.

The Green Door Motel?

Dwayne, Nicole and I used to go there.

That's when Brianna was conceived.

And now she's gonna take Arnaz there?

Don't you see, man? It's the circle of
life.

I gotta find my baby before she makes a
baby.

Okay, well, uh, good luck with that. Oh,
no, no, no, no, no, man. You gotta come

with me. I need somebody to hold Arnaz
while I beat him down.

Well, here's Brianna's car. They gotta
be in one of these rooms.

Man, this isn't right.

We're acting like the Vice Squad.

Dwayne, as God as my witness, Brianna's
not going to make the same mistake I

did. Now get to Bison, listen at one of
these doors, and see if you hear him.

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. Nothing.

Just the sound of a bit squeaking and
somebody getting spanked.

Get the freak off!

I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill
him, Dwayne. I'm going to kill him

dead. Get this door down.

She's not my daughter.

Hey, your shoe's untied.

Hey,

you dislocated my shoulder.

It mustn't always be about you. Get out
of here.

Get out of here right now. Right now.
Get out. We're out of here.

What's next?

Leilani?

This is worse than I thought.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

Is Spirit in there, too?

My daughter?

Well, if she were, what would be the
point of me and Cooper being here?

Cooper's in there?

Of course he is. He is.

Although for the next hour, he's the
last samurai, and I'm his little geisha

girl.

Well, the tea's getting cold, so
sayonara.

What kind of sick wasabi madness is
going on around here? Now, that's

car. Tell her to get out of here right
now.

You think Brianna's here?

What kind of world do you live in, man?

She was nice enough to lend her car to
us because she knew our van had been in

the shop all week.

Well, all year.

Once again, you cannot seem to keep
track of your own daughter.

Oh.

Oh, well. Just call him back into your
hidden dragon.

Gladly. Cooper, you can turn the camera
back on, Daddy.

Oh, Sookie's looking at you, too. I got
to go.

Yeah, my mom said your father's face
was, like, crazy.

Yeah, it serves him right for putting
that locator in my car and trying to spy

on me.

Ooh, I can't wait until I bust him out.

Wait, so your parents go to that motel
every week?

Yeah, where else are they going to watch
HBO? Oh, my God.

Ooh, that's him. Look busy.

You found something to do that goes with
your clothes.

Now go on home, sweetie.

Hey. Hey, baby. Have a seat, Daddy, so
we can spend a little father -daughter

quality time together.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm. This is good.

I love father -daughter quality time.

Yeah, so do I.

You know, it gives us a chance to share
our days. You go first.

Okay. So, um, you want to share with me
how you ran into Spirit's mom today?

that locator chip you put in my car.

Next time you want to violate my civil
rights, I suggest you use new batteries.

That thing takes batteries?

That beepin' Dwayne.

Hey, you set me up. How could you do
that?

How could I?

How could you be so sneaky, so
deceitful, so wrong?

I'm a parent. It's my civil right.

Hey, you're the one trying to throw me
off by being honest.

We're dating.

I just wanted to be honest with you.

Do me a favor. Don't ever be honest with
me again.

Oh, I know how you just say that.

Daddy, why can't you just trust me? I
mean, I'm not a little girl anymore. I'm

almost 18 years old. Ah, yes.

18. The evil age.

The age of deceit.

It's when the dumb gene kicks in.

I know. That's how I ended up with you.

Oh, yeah. That's real nice.

I didn't mean it the way it sounded.

Sweetie, I love you. You are the best
thing that's ever happened to me.

But it was really hard for me, and I
don't want that for you.

I don't want you to end up doing
something that you're not ready for.

Daddy, that's all I've been hearing from
you and Mom since I got into high

school. I get it.

I'm not going to end up like you two.

Can't you just trust the girl that you
raised?

Just please give me a chance to be me.

Could you be you without Inez?

Daddy. All right. Hand it, give it a
shot, throw it out.

All right.

I promise.

No more spying.

Okay.

I wonder if that means I should take the
wiretap off her phone.

This is so much fun, Dwayne. And to
think, the only reason why I came by the

other day was to tell you to stop
sending me those annoying letters.

I put a lot of time into writing those
letters.

I mean, do you know how hard it is to
find words that rhyme with please,

squeeze, disease?

Baby, stop.

I read the letter.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I'm
looking forward to our fresh start. As

I.

And every relationship begins with a
little mystery.

Oh. A little surprise.

I put a locating device in your car
because I was jealous and wanted to keep

tabs on you.

Surprise!

You've been following me?

No, but keeping an eye on you for safety
reasons.

Oh, and when you go to the drugstore,
don't park at Blockbuster. They always

tell.

You disturbed little man.

You just don't get it, do you?

I'll never trust you again.

Goodbye, Dwayne.

What? Candy!

No, Candy!

Baby! Candy!

Man, I can't believe I lost her again.

Dear Candy, I'm down on my knees.

Come back to me, please.

Or else I'll... Sneeze.

Oh yeah, she's coming back.

Love you too, Netta.