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What?
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Voicemail? Arnaz, turn on your phone!
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Daddy, it's been a whole week and Arnaz
still hasn't called. And I'm pretty sure
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he knows how to use his phone because I
showed him again before we left.
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Oh, baby, I'm sure he's fine. We would
have heard something by now. I mean,
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that's what the 11 o 'clock news is for.
Daddy!
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Look, baby, you just need to get your
mind off him. And why don't you come to
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work with me again?
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They're unveiling a new flex file set.
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I know why you've been dragging me down
to work all week. I promised you I won't
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run away to New York again.
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Oh, that's right.
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You did run away there, didn't you? Oh,
I forgot all about that.
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Oh, really? So is that why you nailed my
window shut?
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Uh, baby, that was because of the West
Nile virus.
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You coming with me is about us spending
time together.
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Mm -hmm. Come on, Daddy.
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You can trust me. I won't run away and
make you cry again.
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Hey, I never said I cried.
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It was more like a mist.
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Remember, if we have a problem, we agree
we should talk about it. I'm going to
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be 18 soon, an adult, and you have to
treat me like one. I mean, I don't have
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to, but I'm going to.
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Now, where's my rent money?
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By the way, I promise, I'm going to be
calm, I'm going to be rational, and I'll
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trust you.
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You can call me Zen Daddy.
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And Zen Daddy's okay with you not coming
with him to work. All right? So I'll
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see you when I get home.
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And not just for me.
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Well, mainly for me.
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But for all of us. Yes, for all of us.
Today, the Flex Files will forever
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a part of that vast world that we call
syndication.
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Just call me Oprah Light.
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And here he is, the man responsible for
making all our dreams come true. Well,
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mainly mine.
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The king of Queensboro syndication, Matt
Johnson, everybody.
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Give it up for him. He may be short, but
he's rich. Come on, y 'all.
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And as for you, Flex, two words.
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Yard sale.
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Your show's not happening.
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What are you talking about? What about
syndication? What about Oprah Light?
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Holly's out.
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She had a terrible accident.
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Too much collagen injected into her
lips.
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Look at that.
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Oh.
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Man, look like two hot legs on her face.
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Matt, see, you may see someone as
horribly disfigured.
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But I see someone as the person reaching
out to the ugly audience.
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Flex, ugly people don't buy things.
Nothing looks good on them.
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I'm sorry, but there is no show without
Holly. Look, you can't do this to me,
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Matt. Look, I've worked for years to get
the Flex file syndicated. I've
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sacrificed everything.
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Relationships, family, even my political
aspirations.
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Flex for president.
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Gone.
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Listen, buddy boy, I got a hundred
television stations expecting a new show
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starring you and a beautiful girl. I'm
sorry.
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That's a wrap, everybody. Thank you for
your help. I've got some UPS job
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applications if anyone's interested.
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Don't give up on me, all right? Give me
a chance. I can come up with something.
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You know, I like you, Flex.
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Normally, tall black men scare me,
but... You'll get your extra time.
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As it happens, Mattalicious has a hot
date tonight, so you have 24 hours.
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If I get lucky, you get lucky.
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Fresh hot popcorn.
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Hey, maybe that's my new show. I cook, I
do sports.
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I call it Hoops and Soups.
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How about a sports makeover show?
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Each week you can give some football
player a makeover. At least that way
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would have a reason to watch the show.
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Daddy,
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go watch the game at Dwayne's.
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Game?
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Ain't no game on.
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Look, I know this is father -daughter
spirit time, but go play with your
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friends. We can't run away. Our nails
are wet.
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See, you gotta go out the way.
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Sweetie, I want to make sure we spend
enough time together.
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I mean, we both know what happens when I
get too busy.
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We get better snack.
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I mean, sorry, ever since we were
starving artists in New York, I see the
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of food.
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And we're not going back, so just go.
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Okay, but I'm not going because I love
football more than you.
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I love both of you equally.
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Ooh, my phone is ringing. I bet you it's
Arnette. I bet you it's Arnette.
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It's you.
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I was sitting on my phone.
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See, if they had Ricky Williams, they'd
be going for it instead of trying to
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kick a field goal. What happened to
coaches who take chances?
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They get fired.
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I mean, how can Ricky just walk away and
quit the NFL at 27?
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He didn't want to run on grass anymore.
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He wanted to smoke it.
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What? What are you going to do about the
show now that Holly's out?
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I don't know, man. It's been wracking my
brain, and I keep coming back to the
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same thing.
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Me.
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Wasn't that what the show was before?
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Exactly.
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And who bought that show?
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Well, you sure are cranky when you have
no future.
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And no neck.
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I'm wondering what keeps your head up.
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Your boy has a point.
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You need to come up with something
different.
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I know. I don't want some dumb sidekick
again.
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You know, if they're going to give me
somebody, why can't it be somebody who
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knows sports?
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You know, like you guys.
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You know, the four of us just riffing,
talking about the week's sports topics.
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Wait a minute.
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I know what you're thinking.
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Yeah? You're thinking, if we use a
coupon, we can get an extra piece of it.
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And no one will notice that I ain't
kicking in.
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No way. I'm talking about this.
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Man, this is my show.
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You see, everyone else uses celebrities.
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See, with you guys, I can reach the
common man, the average Joe, the loser
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no one cares about.
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I could spin records.
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Hey, man, it's a sports show, man. It's
no records.
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No, but I'm good. I mean, like... No,
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no, no. Cut him, Flex. Cut him. He's
being difficult. He's ruining our show.
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I need this, man. I beg you, Flex. I
haven't been able to find a job. I'm
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running out of money. Cut him. Just let
him go. Cut him.
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What about some Indian food? Can we get
some Indian food?
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Arnaz loves curry.
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Arnaz doesn't even know what curry is.
He thinks curry is the guy running for
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president.
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Well, I never thought I would miss Arnaz
this much.
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I really blew it, didn't I?
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Pizza? Did you say pizza?
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Look, I didn't want to get involved with
him because I didn't want to lose him
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as a friend.
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But now I've lost him anyway. He's gone.
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It's not too late.
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Maybe you can call him and tell him how
you feel.
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And while you do that... I'm going to
call a pizza man and tell him how I
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You know what? You're right.
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It's about time I told Arnaz that I love
him.
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Oh, my God, I love him.
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What? His phone is still off? Oh, I
can't stand him.
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Why didn't I say something when I had
the chance? I'll never love anyone
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Now I have to grow old with you.
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Nuh -uh, I'm getting a man.
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Girl, thank God I have you. Come on, we
can go get something to eat.
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Pizza.
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Did somebody say pizza?
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Oh, Arnaz, we're so happy to see you.
Go!
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Yes, you too.
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So nice seeing your face.
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Mmm, you smell like bread.
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And I'm starving. Why don't I get
something to eat?
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So, you're back. What happened?
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Well, we ran out of money.
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And I have to give blood five days in a
row just for oranges and cookies?
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It's time to go home.
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Yeah, I have to admit, things haven't
been much fun around here without you.
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Brianna and I were just talking about
that.
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Weren't we, Brianna?
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Yes. I was just saying that I never
realized how annoying spirit was without
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being around.
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But the important thing is that you're
back.
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Thanks. Hey, you guys need this bacon
grease?
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with any more of this Brianna Arnaz
drama, you need to tell them how you
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I'm walking out that door.
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Okay, look, we both know I ain't got
nowhere to go.
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But you said if you ever had the chance,
you'd say something, and here's your
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chance.
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Okay.
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You win.
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I'm gonna do this.
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Um, Arnaz, I have something that I want
to say.
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Okay.
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It's like this.
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You and me, we've been... Ooh, my
syndication dreams are in debt. My new
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has me, Arnaz... Arnaz?
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What are you doing here?
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Spirit, lock the door.
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Daddy, relax.
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I'm not going anywhere.
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You're not gonna hurt me, are you?
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Because I'm frail.
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I'm weak.
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And my blood isn't clotting anymore.
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Daddy, remember, you're my zen daddy.
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You're right.
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You're right. That was the old flex.
This is zen flex.
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Arnaz, my home is your home.
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You know, it's funny you should say
that.
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Your home being my home, because when we
were in New York, you said, if I ever
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need anything to let you know, well, I
need something.
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A place to crash until I figure things
out, like going to school and where I'm
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going to stay.
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That's funny. If you'd asked me that
last week, I'd have said, what over my
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body?
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But this is the new flex. Of course you
can crash on my couch. Come on, man.
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So,
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Arne, is it staying here in our house?
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Yep, because I trust you.
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And because then Daddy wouldn't say no.
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Would he?
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Are you guys ready?
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Yeah. Oh, my God, my lines. I forgot my
lines.
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Dwayne, there aren't any lines, man.
It's all improv. That's the hook.
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Improv?
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No, I can't dance.
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Okay, well, now I got my show down, I'm
gonna check on my baby, all right?
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Hey, Brianna.
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Hey, sweetie.
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Where's Arnaz?
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No, I thought you brought him up.
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Well, so, since you did, what's he
doing?
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Let's go put him on.
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Yeah, yeah, Arnaz, yeah.
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I'll be home after my taekwondo class.
What the... Lex!
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Like you to meet my new girlfriend,
Rania Roschenko.
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Pleasure to meet you.
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The pleasure's all yours.
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Isn't she hot?
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I met her on my Croatian bachelor tour.
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Bachelor tour?
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Yeah. It's when Eastern Bloc women like
me who live on potatoes and beets are
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marched into a room filled with filthy
rich American men and... I mean, it was
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love at first sight.
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Well, as long as it's true love, I'm
sure she's very sweet.
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I'm glad you like her, Flex, because
she's your new co -host.
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Oh, co -host?
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Man, I thought you were going to give me
a chance to come up with my own show.
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Well, what about them? Say holla.
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Holla.
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The homeless guy's security will take
care of him.
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No, man, those are my boys.
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That's the show.
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It is regular guys talking about sports.
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Them?
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Baby, I cannot work with them.
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Matt,
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darling, you fix this, and I will be
over there trying those ho -hos I heard
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much about.
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For $300 and a carton of Marlboros, you
could have her sister.
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Matt, look, I'm trying to make a living
here, and you're pairing me up with this
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Eastern Bloc Barbie.
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Wake up and smell the vodka, man. She's
using you.
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Look, I know this looks bad, but look at
me.
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And now look at her.
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Now look at me again.
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Now her again.
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God, I love this power I have.
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But what about my idea, it appeals to
the common man?
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Oh, geez, Flex, people love the hot
couple thing. I mean, they want another
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-Lo and Denzel. And J -Lo's not with
Denzel.
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Give her time.
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A guy like you knows the Croatian market
is untapped.
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But what about my guys, man? I can't buy
them.
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Don't worry about it.
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I'll take care of them.
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Hey, Flex's friends, you're fired.
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What? Except you, big guy. We'll find
something for you to do.
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I can spin records.
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Records?
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Oh, that's perfect for a sports show.
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Well, I'm not just saying that because
I'm scared of you.
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Look, guys, I'm sorry. I don't know what
to say, but I fought for you.
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Flex, we were right here.
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Ace, no hard feelings.
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I mean, it's show business. We got beat
out by boobs.
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Hers and his.
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What? Why don't you guys go over to the
food table and grab as much as you can,
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and, uh, you know, at least I can do.
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Sweetheart, you look beautiful.
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All right, uh, Flex, let's do a dry run.
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Hello, and welcome to the end of my
dream.
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I mean, the Flex files.
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So what does my co -host want to talk
about today?
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Squirrel and moose?
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I would like to talk about Terrell Owens
and how he's going to lead the Eagles
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to the Super Bowl.
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Oh, yeah, well, it's still a tough
division with Joe Gibbs returning to
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Washington. I know, and Eli Manning
going to the Giants, but I still like
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Eagles. Javon Kersey, he's a monster.
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They lost Troy Benton. They got the
Honey Jones. They lost Carlos Eamons.
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damaged goods. 71 solo tackles last
year. He broke his leg. He'll be back.
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done.
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this it's like the cold war all over
again only you're reagan and you're
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gorbachev and it's like with cleavage in
a clear forehead so
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arnett slept all day yep lazy boy with
no goals no direction and nobody said
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i love him oh here's an idea i had just
a hundred times tell him spirit you
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don't understand
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He always has his shirt off.
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Hello.
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Stop being so logical and selfish.
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At the very least, do it for me. For the
romantic in me who never gets to savor
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life's true treasure.
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Love. Now go.
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You're right.
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I should do it.
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You know, it wouldn't kill you to say,
don't worry, spirit, you'll find love.
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Not right now.
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Arnaz, how's your sandwich?
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Arnaz, can we go somewhere and talk?
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Somewhere private, like the roof?
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Oh, okay.
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That should put on a warmer shirt.
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So you brought me up here to talk about
spirit, right?
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We need to find her a man.
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How about... The guy around the corner
collects cans.
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This is about me and you.
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Look, Arnaz, I should have said this a
long time ago.
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I know I told you that I just wanted to
be friends.
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But while you were gone, all I could do
was think about you and how much I
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wanted to do this.
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Man, look at them.
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Little sneaky.
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I'm going to kill you.
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Hold on, Zen Daddy.
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Think about it.
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If you overreact now, you might push her
away. Maybe for good.
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You don't want that, do you?
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Man, those kids can hold their breath.
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I'm going to kill you.
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This is killing me, man.
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I'll be an enlightened parent, but I'm
not going to be a stupid parent. He has
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to go. Hey, come on, Flex.
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Man, where's your compassion?
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I mean, the boy's practically an orphan.
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Man, he's got no place to go.
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Oh, man. You're right, man.
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I got to help him.
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So I'm sorry.
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Hey!
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Nice to see you, too.
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Brianna, why don't you go ahead and
start dinner, huh?
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Just go ahead.
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Arnaz, you're going to be living with
Dwayne now.
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Huh?
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Oh, Dwayne, look, change.
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Mike!
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Look,
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Dwayne has fallen on some hard times. He
lost his job, he lost his girlfriend,
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he lost another job today.
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He could really use the companionship
and the rent one. I can't afford rent,
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Washington.
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I'll take care of the rent.
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See, I can't give it to him directly.
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Dwayne's got too much pride.
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Dwayne?
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You can't tell, but he's very
embarrassed right now.
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I don't know, Mr. Washington.
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It just sounds like a lot of work. You
know what? I forgot to tell you, though.
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You don't have no choice.
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Hey, uh, Dwayne, man, thanks for taking
Arnaz in, man. Flex, if this is about
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you being afraid that I need the money
and that I'm lonely, well, you're right.
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Thanks, dog.
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What's going on here?
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Has it been that long since Candy left
you, Dwayne?
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You guys got me. You got me.
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Rihanna, could you come help Zendaddy
run his new lines for his new show
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Oh, Arnaz, I didn't even realize you
were here.
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Who's funny now?
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Love you too, Netta.
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