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This is an outrage.
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Lionel Richie's wife is asking for $300
,000 a month in alimony. For what?
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Lionel wrote all the songs.
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But the wife was the inspiration behind
all the songs.
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No, she was the inspiration to never get
married.
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Look, when they got married, she became
accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
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You can't expect a woman to start eating
I Can't Believe It's Not Lobster
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without a fight.
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You American women are just spoiled.
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In Cuba, after a divorce, all a woman
gets is a raft and a poosh.
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What's up, girl?
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Hey, Kevin.
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Hello, everybody.
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Meet my number one moneymaker.
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Oh, hey, Uncle Kevin. I thought they
weren't supersizing things anymore.
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Brianna, I'm the manager.
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When people see this out front, they
gonna be flocking the fat heads. It's
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called advertising, okay?
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Two years at Baltimore Community
College.
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BCC, baby!
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What makes you think people wanna come
here just cause you here? Excuse me?
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Who does P. Diddy fly in personally on
his private jet just to cut his hair?
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who gave Ashton Kutcher the little
raggedy shag look?
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And who cut Bobby Brown hair every time
before he went to jail? All three times.
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This guy.
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Hey, y 'all, who's the one who got fired
for damn near cutting the rapper's ear
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off? This guy.
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Y 'all clown me if y 'all want, but you
better be on your best behavior when my
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big bro Flex gets here with the new
owner.
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That means walk, no gambling. Gambling?
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All right, man, come on. I just like to
play cards a lot.
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For money.
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Hey, what up, Fleck? Fleckito, what's
up?
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Oh, I get it.
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Kev is cut out for the barbershop
business.
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Woo!
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Anyway, I'd like to introduce you to
Jack Sherwood.
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Hi. This is my daughter, Tiffany.
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He's talking about the barbershop,
right?
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You're the new owner?
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But you're Jack Sherwood.
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Jack Sherwood.
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This is my little brother, Kevin. He
often repeats himself.
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At home, we call him Kevin two times.
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No, I don't. No, I don't.
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Excuse me for a moment, please.
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Flex, Brianna, family meeting.
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I'm Candy. Welcome to Fat Heads. Hi.
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Oh, look. You've got a purse just like
mine.
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Oh, not exactly.
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Fendi starts with an F, not an E.
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Family meeting.
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Flex, Jack Sherwood owns Speedy Cuts.
You know, they take mom and pop shops
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turn them into generic haircutting
factories.
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Man, all I care about is my speedy
check.
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I'll be good.
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I don't need another job.
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I already have a full -time job being
your loving daughter.
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Yes, I know, and you're fired.
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And where does that have to get off
knocking my knockoff?
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Will you forget about that? All right,
we got real problems here.
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They don't use our cones.
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Apparently, you don't either.
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Tiffany, you ran up a $50 ,000 American
Express bill in one weekend by shopping
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and partying.
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But, Daddy, membership has its
privileges.
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Just because Jack Sherwood owns fat
heads doesn't mean he's going to change
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You better be right, Flex.
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You better be right.
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Oh, come on. Give him a chance, Uncle
Two -Dimes.
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I'm sorry about that.
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Me and my brother was just catching up
on America's top model.
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I'm Kevin Barnes, your new manager.
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Pleased to meet you, Kevin.
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Tiffany will be managing the shop with
you.
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Uh, family meeting.
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Is anybody paying attention?
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They don't use our calls.
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I thought I was supposed to be the
manager.
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Made a life -size cutout and everything.
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You?
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Life -size?
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Let's go, Bri.
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But, Daddy, don't you have one of those
yourself?
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Uh, yes, baby, but Daddy's a star.
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Excuse me, Mr. Sherwood.
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When my brother arranged for me to be
managing the shop, he failed to mention
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that I would be assisted by her.
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Hi. Her has a name. It's Tiffany, and I
don't assist anybody.
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That's true. She never helps with
anything.
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Tiffany, if you and Kevin make this
place profitable and you show me you can
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responsible, you can enjoy all the perks
of being a Sherwood again.
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But, Daddy, I need money. How am I going
to live?
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Like most people, Tiffany, you're going
to work for it. And no more traveling
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from hotel to hotel.
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You're going to get an apartment and
start paying rent.
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Here's a small stipend to get you
through the month.
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Well, if you'll excuse me, there's some
kids circling the limo.
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Bye, Princess.
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kind of way.
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You know, it's fine for most people, but
I would never shop there.
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Why? Because they don't have a spoiled
brat section?
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I don't know. I said I don't shop there.
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Kevin.
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I was just in the office and I was
bored, so I started looking at the books
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guess what?
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We're not making any money.
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So, would you mind to get me out of
here?
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You don't see my big manly portrait out
front?
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I mean, it's just another marketing tool
I picked up from the BCC.
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And here's another one. Mention my name,
Kevin Barnes, and you get a free
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haircut. Kevin Barnes.
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Damn.
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Congratulations, Kevin. You're actually
losing us money now. Oh, oh, and what,
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do you have a better idea?
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Oh, I know. We'll put in a cappuccino
machine and listen to techno music all
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and totally rave, dude.
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to resort to stereotypes.
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Oh, me.
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But actually, who doesn't love
cappuccinos?
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People are buying them across the street
at the new Starbucks.
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Things are changing in this
neighborhood, mister.
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And how would you know?
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Because when I got out of the limo and
tried to run away, I noticed a few
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things. Like they're putting in a
bookstore across the street and a
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You know what? I heard about that place.
Isn't that where Dracula's from?
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Yes, Walt, they're opening a vampire
store across the street.
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For real?
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Look, the point is, I've been to the
best spas all over the world. If we
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in some upscale services like some sea
salt scrubs or milk and honey facials,
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can attract a new upscale clientele.
Yeah, and by the time they get here,
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would have spent all their money.
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Back in the BCC, we called that
economics.
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Oh, well, I don't have a fancy community
college degree like you.
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But before I got kicked out of Yale, we
called that stupid.
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See, you rich people don't know anything
about making money.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta go
print out my coupons.
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Tiffany, girl, ignore him. He's got
issues.
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He's a guy.
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Well, what are his issues?
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Aren't you listening? He's a guy.
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Girl, I have to sit here and listen to
this ignorance all day long.
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You know, Tiffany, this barbershop
doesn't need a vampire store across the
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street. What it really needs is a
werewolf store. They always need to cut.
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My body has warmified my station.
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So we're going to need a couple of
treatment rooms for massages.
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And I'd like to put a facial station
next to the waterfall.
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Oh, Kevin.
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Tiffany, what have you done?
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Welcome to Serenity.
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Huh? Serenity.
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An urban oasis where you can pluck,
scrub, and wax away the stress of the
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You're at...
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You're not about to come up in here and
change what it took my father 40 years
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to build.
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This is a barbershop for men. Uh -uh. An
urban oasis where men are welcome, but
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women are preferred.
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Thanks, man. How you let this happen?
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My hands were tired.
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Well, not so much tired as they were
soaking in paraffin.
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My hands never felt so soft.
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It's like somebody else is touching me.
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daddy's donated buildings at Yale. And
they still kicked us out.
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I got my daddy to pull some strings. I
got you two of the best styles from his
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record label and my cousin because she
just got out of rehab.
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Girls!
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Cousin Bethany, I'll take that.
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So this is your big plan? To bring in a
slightly healthier Whitney Houston?
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These stylists are going to put serenity
on the map and turn blue -collar
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Baltimore into a rainbow.
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Fabulousness. Ladies, let's beautify.
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Hey, hey, hold up, hold up. That's my
station.
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Can't you be coming up in here and
moving my stuff without some help from
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Hey, man, get up. Come on, we got to do
something.
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Can't right now, man.
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It's like I'm in seventh grade all over
again.
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Hey, Mr. Duke.
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You're next, bro.
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and talk about women, not see them.
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I don't mind old C -Cup over there, but
this is ridiculous.
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See that?
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Men are running away from here in
droves. More women, more problems.
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Ain't that right, C -Cup?
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Sure is, D -Cup.
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Way ahead of you, bro.
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We baked them out for some paella and
sangria.
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Then tomorrow, they're so exhausted from
our lovemaking, they canna fight us.
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Okay, you hold on to that, all right?
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But for right now, we gotta show them
how the brothers roll. Ain't that right,
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Big Walt?
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What's up, Tiffany?
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Welcome to... That ain't it.
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The remit.
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How could you turn my oasis of
tranquility into a dead of Neanderthal?
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me? I resent that.
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It's Neanderthal American.
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Hey, yo, Ace.
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Give me a brew.
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From the Rocky Fountain.
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That's how we do it, you know? You
turned my waterfall into a beer fall?
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Well, yeah, the frozen margaritas were
clogging it up.
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Kevin, none of these changes are going
to make us any more money than Serenity.
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Well, you have your vision, and I got
mine. Right now, my vision is wrecking
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into coins.
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Kendra, get off his lap.
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Tiffany, don't be jealous.
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Get your own... I'm a middle class man.
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You know what? I cannot work under these
conditions.
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As co -manager, I demand as much say in
the shop as you. And I say it's
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serenity. Fathead.
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Serenity. Fathead.
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Serenity. Fine. You run serenity, I'll
run fathead. Fine.
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gonna do?
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Oh, I'll show you what we gonna do.
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Being served by Euro trash from
Chumadale?
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Well, uh, I'm feeling pretty serene. How
about you, lady? Oh, yeah.
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You want a real man? I'll show you a
real man.
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Who wants a haircut?
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Who wants a manicure? Bring your
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filthy nails.
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how to party.
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Who wants a massage?
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Go, Tiffany! Go, Tiffany!
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Go, Tiffany! Go,
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Tiffany! Go, Tiffany! Go, Tiffany!
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Go, Tiffany!
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Go, Tiffany! Go, Tiffany!
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Okay,
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Daddy. What you thought there was me
being an efficient manager.
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No.
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What I saw was you doing what you always
do, making life one big party.
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I thought if I brought you here and gave
you some responsibility, you would
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appreciate the merit of hard work.
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I entrusted one of my businesses to you,
and what did you do?
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You shimmied all over it.
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Y 'all be quiet. I can't hear. Rich
people don't talk as loudly as we do.
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And I hope she get what she deserve.
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Always thinking things should go her
way.
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Uh, Kevin, put your shirt back on me.
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No choice, Tiffany.
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I tried to give you a chance to do it
your way.
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But, Daddy... You're my daughter, and I
love you, but I'm also a businessman.
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That's why I'm going to make fatheads
like the rest of my shops and bring
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someone in from corporate to supervise
you.
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But, I mean, what's going to happen to
Kevin and Candy and the rest of the
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I'll get the knife severance packages,
and they'll find other jobs.
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He's talking about changing my father's
business into one of those cookie
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-cutter drive -thru shops where you can
get a bad haircut and an oil change.
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Hair cut?
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Oil change?
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Donuts.
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Crispy loot.
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I thought of it. It's my idea.
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Thanks.
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Man, shut up.
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Move out my way.
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Daddy, this neighborhood doesn't need a
speedy cut. The world doesn't need
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another speedy cut.
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They're boring, they're unoriginal, and
by the way, your conditioner leaves my
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hair very greasy.
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Greasy? Hmm.
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I have ten homes that say, oh, well.
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Mr. Sherwood, well, I've only got one
home, and this is it.
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Now, I know you might have walked in on
the strangest moment in Fathead's
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history, but, uh, truth is, Tiff and I,
we just get in our groove.
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Call me Tiff, Kev. Don't slow me down,
girl.
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Anyway, we're gonna make some mistakes,
but we're also gonna make some cheddar.
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Dough, bread.
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Dinero!
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I mean, it's not all Tiffany's fault. I
did play a very, very small part in it
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also. The truth is, she's not our party.
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She did come up with some good ideas.
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And Kevin had one. One more than you.
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And, well, business is up 35%. You don't
say.
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Yeah, I hate to admit it, but women are
willing to spend a lot of money to
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correct nature's mistakes.
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All right.
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I'll let you two kids do what you're
doing.
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For now.
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But I'll be checking on you.
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Good job, princess.
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A tea?
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Kevin, thanks for helping me save
Serenity.
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Oh, I didn't save Serenity.
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I saved fatheads.
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But I have to admit, Having women in the
shop does give the place a new flavor.
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It all fits into my plan.
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Whoa.
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What plan?
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Oh, well, it's my plan.
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But I'll let you in as we go along.
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Hey, everyone.
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Your first Serenity paychecks are here.
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Yeah, this place has changed a lot since
Tiffany and my little brother Cab have
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taken over.
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Yep, they're getting paid and
everything.
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Tiffany, you know, I'm not feeling this
whole unisex thing. We need to get some
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partitions for my client.
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Women don't want to be seen looking like
ghetto tin men.
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Honey, you look fine.
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But do you mind tilting your head to
reflection?
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Maybe I spoke too soon. You got a
brother checking you out.
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Man, she look jacked up.
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Head looking like a baked potato.
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00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,640
Come on, dog. At least you know what
you're getting. I mean, if she look like
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that at her worst, imagine how at her
best.
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Well, I guess her worst ain't bad.
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All right. That's what's up. You go.
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Hey,
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sorry.
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Couldn't help but notice you.
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Give me a call sometime.
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I will.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the hookup. Just
one of the many benefits here at... Oh,
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girl,
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he's a meat inspector. Throw him back.
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She wanted on a trip. I mean, first she
complained that her brother don't got a
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job. And then you complain about the one
he got.
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00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,880
A police dog has a job, but ain't nobody
trying to hook up with Cujo either.
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You women don't know what y 'all want.
And you men want it all.
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You want us to be your mothers, your
lovers, and your friends.
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Hold up, hold up, hold up.
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Ain't nobody said nothing about being no
friends.
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Love you too, Netta.
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