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If today's game was any indication, the
Golden State Warriors are the team to
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beat in the playoffs.
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And I'm not just saying that because
they're giving me a ride on their team
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But the next stop on the Hoop City Tour
is Los Angeles.
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Until then, this is Peleflex Washington
saying, flat out, dude.
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Your dad gets better and better the
further away he gets.
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You know, with your dad traveling so
much, it's like we have our own place.
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We're pulling all -nighters, eating
pizza three times a day, played strip
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But we haven't played strip uno.
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But we could.
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Hey, I'm calling.
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Oh, this place is disgusting.
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What is it, the real -world crack house?
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Your dad told me to keep an eye on you.
Do you know how upset he would be if he
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saw this place?
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Well, do you know how upset my dad would
be if he found out that you were
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wearing his $600 sweater?
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She's so soft.
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Ooh, hopefully my daddy sent me a check
I spent all the money he gave me on
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pizza and mascara.
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Ooh, but are my lashes luscious?
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Nope.
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Nothing from your dad and nothing from
Victoria's Secret.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. I got a letter from
Rafi, that Bolivian orphan boy that I
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sponsor. You sponsor somebody?
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On the money you make?
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Look, here is a little picture of him
right there.
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Good looking kid.
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He only cost me 25 cents a day.
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Oh, DeWayne, you're getting ripped off.
You can have that bum on a corner for a
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dime.
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I'm Edward Pizza Hand.
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Arnett, quit messing around and help me
fold these clothes before my dad gets
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home. I know this is going to sound
crazy, but I don't think my dad doing
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this traveling for his Hoop City tour is
going to work for me. Are you kidding?
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The last two weeks have been great.
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I wish my mom would leave town.
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Yeah, but living on your own is so hard.
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Cooking, cleaning.
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Remember when to turn off the gas? Wait.
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She always remembered to turn off the
gas, and we had the same shoe size. Oh,
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those were the days. Fresh air and
Manolos.
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Is your dad back yet?
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Rafi's coming to visit me from Bolivia,
and I need a few of your dad's things.
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His car, his clothes, and his life.
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Is that Bolivian boy single?
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What, a closed mouth does not get fed.
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Robbie has gone from being a perilous
child in the Bolivian streets to a
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successful doctor. And he says that he
owes all his success to me. You?
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Well, I guess it isn't that hard to be a
doctor in Bolivia.
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Very funny.
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But Robbie thinks that I'm a real estate
developer and have several commercial
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and industrial properties.
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Why would he think that?
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Because that's what I told him.
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So just tell him the truth.
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Oh, I can't.
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I mean, Rafi has pulled himself up out
of the Bolivian gutter using my web of
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lies and deceits. And those lies must go
on.
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All right, I'll need a secretary and a
manservant. Arnaz, you'll be my
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secretary. Spirit, you'll be my
manservant.
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But I'm a girl. What part of lies and
deceit don't you understand?
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That reminds me. I'm going to need to
borrow your dad's Cartier watch.
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It has just enough bling for my sting.
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Hey, baby.
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Where did I walk into? The real world
crack house?
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Now that you're here, I need you to go
to the grocery store. And when you get
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back with the groceries that you bought,
I need you to make your homemade
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lasagna. Oh, I'm so happy that you're
home.
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Now go, because I miss your cooking.
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Oh, hey, Flex.
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Hey, what's up, dog?
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Oh, man, that's a tight watch, dude.
Thank you.
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Uh, Daddy, shopping. Oh. Oh, sweetie,
I'm sorry. I got to take a shower. I'm
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leaving for Miami tonight.
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You're leaving again?
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I know this isn't easy, sweetie, but the
views are eating up this tour.
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This could help me go national.
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I know. I know. I'm very proud of you.
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I'm not as proud as I am of you. I mean,
ever since that conference in L .A.,
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you've proven to me that you're
responsible.
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And a little like your mother when it
comes to house cleaning.
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Rihanna, socks are done.
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Rihanna, don't. Dry your socks in the
microwave? That is so ghetto.
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Hang them off the balcony.
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Oh, okay.
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I need to find a woman.
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Could you say that again?
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Only this time slower.
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For my dad, you freak.
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I don't like doing laundry and cleaning
up around here. So hire a maid.
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But you have to pay a maid. You don't
have to pay a girlfriend.
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You do if you're my dad.
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Well, I'm almost out of here. You need
anything?
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Daddy, you're always worried about what
I need. What do you need?
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To run into J -Lo in the lobby of the
Miami Hilton.
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You know what? I am so glad to hear you
say that, because I've been thinking
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about your social life lately, and I
realize you ain't got one.
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Sit down.
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Look, I like my life right now. My
career is taking off, and since I'm
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can devote most of my time to going
national.
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But you don't miss having a woman in
your life?
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Yeah, I do miss that female
companionship. Somebody to kick back
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Scooby -Doo, share a gallon of pralines
and cream.
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You know what? When I'm done touring,
I'm going to look for someone.
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Unless I find you one first.
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Okay, listen to this personal.
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Adorable, soft, and gentle, looking for
a strong man to cuddle with.
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Are you looking for a woman or a cat?
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Yeah, but look at her picture. I think
she's perfect.
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See, here's what you need to do. We
women like a man that needs a little
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like a run -down house, so that way we
can fix him up, move in, and dare him to
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leave us with some young condo.
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Why do you women always try and change
your brother?
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Okay, I'm gonna type that my father is a
wonderful and loving man who is... I
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feel heartbroken over his divorce.
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Anyone interested?
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All these single women and not one of
them is responding?
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Type in that he has a job.
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I'm 30 freaking six.
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I'm sick of men who can't commit. So
don't waste my time. Just tell me where
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this is going.
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Well, you see, I find it very difficult
to go out and meet men.
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My husband watches me like a hawk.
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These homemade brownies are delicious.
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They're even still warm.
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But I have to admit, Carol, you look
much different in your picture.
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Yeah, that was taken in 56.
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I changed my hair.
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I know, it sounds crazy, but I really
do.
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Get out of here. Nobody likes housework.
It's very relaxing after a long day of
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shoe shopping.
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Shoe shopping, you say?
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Uh, is that a side fix?
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Good eye.
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Are you crying?
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Oh, I'd really like my daddy to meet
you. But, you know, he's still a little
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fragile. The divorce and all.
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It's okay, Brianna. One day you'll learn
that most men are fixer -uppers.
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Oh, well, you'll love my daddy because
he's a teardown.
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So, what do you say we run into each
other here Saturday at around 1? I'll be
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here at 1.
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Okay. By the way, what's your dad's
name? Oh, you could just call him Mr.
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Now, while I'm in town, we're going to
do some cleaning around the house. How
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you manage to get spaghetti on the
bathroom ceiling, I don't know.
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Pop style is great here.
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Well, look who just walked in the door.
My friend Pamela.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Hot woman my age.
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You wouldn't be trying to set me up on a
blind date, would you?
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No, of course not.
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Daddy, she sees fine.
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Pamela, over here.
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Oh, you've been to the gym today.
Burberry blast.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey, how you doing?
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You!
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Lex Washington.
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I can't believe you have the audacity to
show your face in here.
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And what a face it is. Notice the
sculpted distinguished chocolate veneer.
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Look, lady, I have never seen you before
in my life.
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What?
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acting like you don't know me after what
you did to me. Look, Pamela, maybe
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you're mistaking me for someone else,
but I have no idea who you are. Really?
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Well, I certainly remember meeting you.
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We met in a club ten years ago.
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We danced all night, and then you asked
for my phone number. Oh, come on. You're
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going to have to give me more than that.
I've done that a lot.
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I mean, come on, look at me. Imagine me
ten years ago.
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You called, we went to dinner, and then
you ditched me in the middle of our
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date. Daddy!
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Brianna. I don't think this is going to
work out.
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Oh, great.
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You got water all over my clothes.
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Thanks a lot, Flex.
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I hope there's a hand dryer in the
bathroom.
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Yeah, I hope there's a deep hole you
fall into.
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Daddy, just because you don't remember
Pamela doesn't mean you didn't ditch
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I mean, can you honestly say that you
remember every date that you've been on?
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Come on, Brianna, now look at me.
Imagine me telling you... Stop it!
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How do you know her again?
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How do I know her? What kind of question
is that? How do I know her?
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She's, uh, friend of Arnette's mom.
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Yeah.
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Daddy, she's perfect for you.
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She loves watching sports, Scooby -Doo,
and her favorite ice cream is Pralines
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and Cream. She's down with Scooby and a
PNC?
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You really like her, huh?
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Yeah, Daddy, she's everything you said
you wanted in a woman.
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Come on, just give her a chance.
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I just need...
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Look, Pamela, I'm sorry. I really have
no memory of ditching you at all, but
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I'm glad I did it.
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Daddy!
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Because it gives me a perfect excuse to
take you out to dinner and make it up to
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you. Oh, and maybe a little pralines and
cream for dessert. Oh, and some other
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assorted Scooby snacks.
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I mean, what are the odds that two
people who went out ten years ago got
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by a well -intentioned little girl?
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Yeah, maybe it's fate.
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Well... I guess everybody deserves a
second chance. Oh, isn't she great?
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Oh, nice shoes.
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Rafi? Foster father?
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Hey!
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Come on in.
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Welcome to my humble abode. This is my
secretary Arnaz and my manservant
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Hello.
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Nice to meet you all. But first, I have
a special surprise for you.
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Oh.
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Wow, I didn't get you anything, but...
No, Pastor Father.
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Remember Gabriela, my soon -to -be wife?
Oh, but she must forgive her because
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she has not yet learned the English
language.
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That's okay.
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We only speak one language here. And
what language is that, Arnaz?
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The language of money, power, and fame.
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Perfect.
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Come in.
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I would try to stuff a whole sandwich in
my mouth just like Scooby and Shaggy
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did.
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A whole sandwich, you say?
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Well, personally, I like to nibble my
sandwiches one bite
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at a time.
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Mmm, I like the way that sounds.
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Kiss me. Ooh, jumping right to dessert.
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I like that a lot.
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Guys got to be crazy to ditch those
lips, and I ain't crazy.
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Excuse me, waiter. How's your veal?
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You thinking about ordering the veal?
Yes, between the veal or the lamb. Is
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veal tender tonight? Because I like
tender veal.
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Tender? Why wouldn't he be tender? He's
a baby cow.
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He's been locked in a crate his whole
life, so his muscles wouldn't develop,
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making his flesh easier for you to chew.
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How's your lamb prepared?
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Well... First they fatten him up, pump
him full of hormones, and then drag him
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to the slaughterhouse, shove his head
through a hole, and all the while he's
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pleading, No!
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No! No!
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No! No!
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No!
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Go ahead, Flex.
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Order your steak.
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Murderer.
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I'll have the chicken.
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Chicken? Do you know... You know when
they kill chickens, they're angry?
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When you eat that chicken, then you
become the angry chicken. That's why
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so much violence, Fleck.
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Angry chickens.
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That's why I don't eat chickens.
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Fascinating.
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You know what?
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Excuse me for a moment. I need to use
the restroom.
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Hello? Anybody home?
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You can't even concentrate.
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It's all those meat enzymes eating at
your brain.
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Is shrimp out of the question?
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What was that?
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Pamela, calm down. She just dropped a
napkin.
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face -dropping napkins. I ain't crazy.
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Coming on to my man right in front of my
face.
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Pamela, I am not your man.
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Oh, so my kiss hasn't even dried on your
lips and all of a sudden you're not my
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man?
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Fascinating. Would you excuse me for a
moment? I need to use the restroom.
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I always imagined that you lived in much
larger quarters than these.
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Yes, well, as manservant will tell you,
I have many homes.
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Uh, he has many homes.
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So, Rafi, why do you call Dwayne foster
father?
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One of the conditions that foster father
continued to send me money is that I
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call him foster father.
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His financial support and his
inspirational letters He made me believe
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could change my situation.
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This guy?
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The guy who can't tie his laces so he
wears Velcro shoes?
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Sorry, El Jefe.
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He also inspired me to be a better man.
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And I can only be a better man with a
good woman.
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That's why, foster father, Gabriela and
I have come here to get married.
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And since we know that you are a busy
man, if you would just write us a check,
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we would greatly appreciate it.
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Check for what?
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Our wedding, foster father.
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Oh, your wedding?
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You want me to pay for your wedding?
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Yes, it would be an honor.
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Oh, an honor.
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Yeah, I'm poor.
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I'm sorry, foster father.
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I don't work in real estate. I sell used
cars badly.
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So you have no money?
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Freaking believable.
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Is that Bolivian for I forgive you,
foster father?
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I pick one sucker to scam, and he's
broke.
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Come on, Trixie. Let's go to that Make
-A -Wish Foundation thing.
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Start coughing.
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What? You know what? This is a sham and
a mockery. I mean, it's one thing to
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scam me, but a sick Bolivian girl?
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Look, Trixie, baby, do you need some
money?
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I'm sorry, Daddy. She seems so normal.
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Let me guess. When you met her, you had
the salad.
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So, you weren't mad?
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Not mad.
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I'm curious.
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Why'd I set an interest in my love life?
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Well, I'm just trying to make sure that
you're happy, Daddy.
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What makes you think I'm not happy?
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Well, you're out on the road all alone.
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No one to take care of you.
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You're like a blues song waiting to be
sung.
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Baby, don't worry about me.
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I'm having the time of my life.
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Are you sure?
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Being out there doesn't get lonely?
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Missing the way things were?
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If I didn't know any better, I might
think you're missing me.
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Me missing you?
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Please, me missing you.
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You're repeating everything I say.
Repeating everything you say? Me?
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Look, sweetie, if you want me to stay
here, I will gladly drop what I'm doing
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do that.
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You're more important to me than any
sports story I could cover.
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Daddy, we don't hold each other back.
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We push each other forward.
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So, go, Daddy.
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Go.
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No, you go.
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No, you go.
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Hello?
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Hey, Geraldine.
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In two hours?
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Yeah, I could have my bags packed.
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Sweetie, they want me to go to Dallas.
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You're okay with that, right?
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Go, Daddy, go.
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Thanks, baby.
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Hello?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's going to be great.
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I would love to help in your
international relief effort, and I hope
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money in some small way helps to get
your daughter over from, uh, where'd you
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say you were from?
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Uh, Canada.
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The horror.
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Bye.
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No, saw right through it. Didn't give me
a dime.
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Love you too, Netta.
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