All language subtitles for one_on_one_s03e18_cabin_fever

I know, Dad, I got the taxes for the
barbershop covered. I'm going to file an

extension. An extension?

I ought to take an extension cord to
your behind.

Uh, Dad, you're breaking up.

Crumpling papers.

Son, I was born cute, not crazy.

Unit, cash out. We going home.

What are you doing with my loofah?

It's a science project for school.

I was hoping some of your leftover funk
includes bacteria.

I pride myself on being bacteria -free.
Now, give me that. Get yourself a real

project. It requires a little bit of
effort.

You wouldn't say that if you knew how
much effort it took for me to pry that

from your bathtub.

Besides, science projects are for
scientists.

I am an actress. Darius says I'm an
artiste.

Oh, more wisdom from that acting
teacher, huh?

Was it Darius who also told you to get
another ear piercing?

Huh? Huh? I knew you was hiding
something. I was born cute, not crazy.

Darius says that artists should always
find new ways to express themselves.

Okay, let me try expressing myself.

Give me that ear ring. Okay.

Oh, oh, oh. You're not going to school
without eating breakfast?

Oatmeal. Daddy, Darius says carbs stop
for creativity.

That's because he's a teacher and he's
not making enough money to afford carbs.

Stop hating on Darius, Daddy. And
anyway, instant oatmeal?

I think as an artist, my character would
eat like organic... Just eat it!

And scene. I gotta go.

It's freezing outside.

Where's your goose down coat?

Hello, this outfit with this face, I'm
too cute for that coat.

Oh, no, no, no, no. They said on the
radio that it's going to be a blizzard,

you're putting the coat on.

And you're taking these cable chains
over the sporty so they can put them on

you. And here's 20 bucks.

Why did I even get out of bed this
morning?

To study at the feet of the great non
-acting actor, Dadius.

You know the saying, those who can't do,
teach.

No, no, no. Those who can't do are
daddies.

You can feel all by yourself But I have
a partner But I can't turn no one in

So don't isolate yourself When there's
nobody

No, man, she ditched him there. And why
does she insist on defying me? Lately,

all he's been doing is butting heads.

You said butt.

Not now, Dwayne. Do you know she went
out and got another ear piercing?

Thought she could hide it from me. Like
I was going crazy, not cute.

Man, you're starting to sound like your
dad.

I don't sound anything like my dad.

My dad sounds like this.

Man,

she's been disobeying me. Lately,
everything's about Darius. Darius says

Darius says that.

Who's Darius?

Some 20 -year -old ex -con still in
school for the free lunch?

It's a drama teacher, man.

Man, worse.

Some state employee who's allowed to
fill your daughter's head with some

-curriculum he learned in community
college?

He went to Juilliard. Oh, worse.

Some spoiled, over -educated brother...
No, shut up.

You know what?

You're right.

I do sound like my dad.

Ever since Brianna started taking this
acting class, it's been nothing but

between us.

Yeah. I remember my first acting
teacher.

Met him at a nightclub.

He had me audition for him in his
basement.

Uh, are you sure that was a legitimate
acting teacher?

Oh, yeah, man. I mean, he had a video
camera and everything.

Anyway, I'm gonna go down to her school
with her cables and coat and let her

know that I know she's defying me. Then
maybe I can run into that Darius.

Dog, he's just a teacher.

And so is that guy videoing you in the
basement.

He said it was an educational film.

Who can tell me who Konstantin
Stanislavski is?

That is that foreign exchange student
with the unibrow.

Okay, check this out.

Who's heard of James Dean or Shirley
MacLaine, Marlon Brando?

Aye. My man Ben Diesel?

the great study Stanislavski, and he
writes, everyone at every minute of

his life must feel something.

There can be no true art without living.

So what was Dewey really trying to say?

Brianna? Well, Darius, I believe
Stanislavski was trying to say that true

comes from feelings, and feelings come
from life.

Yes, there you go.

Where you got the squeeze?

Lucky. Because he is so fine.

But do you think he's too old for us?

Well, I don't even think of him that
way.

Darius is a mentor, a sage.

True, he is the body of a Greek god in
the face of an angel.

But more importantly, he is deep in my
understanding of the craft of acting.

Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.

Oh, look, look.

You're picking up a pencil.

best used car salesman ever, Dwayne.

And nothing will hold you back. Not your
height, not your weight, not your dead

tooth.

You will sell.

Sell. Sell, baby!

Hello?

Oh, hey, Big Sal.

Well, you're closing up early, but Sal,
baby, I can sell a snow plow in the

desert.

Yeah, I know there's no snow in the
desert. That was an irony. Mm -hmm.

Yes, you're right. I'm stupid.

Snow Day!

What the devil? They done caught the mad
cow.

I'm Derrick Shorrell. I'm Fletch
Washington, Rihanna's father.

We're just doing some warm -up exercises
to loosen everyone up. Get the creative

juices flowing.

Can you turn the hose on this one here?

You know you're welcome to stay and
watch the class.

I love when parents come and observe.

Okay, kids, good job. Good commitment to
the exercise.

We're ready.

Brianna, he said your little acting
exercise is over. I know, but I like to

in character. So why are you here?

Uh, because you dropped your coat and
cables in the hallway behind the

Now, that's three days in a row, young
lady, that you've blatantly ignored me

after I've asked you to do something.
Why?

Insane!

That was so good, Daddy.

Um, can we talk about this when we get
home? Well, Darius has invited me to

and observe the class.

Righty, right, boom, rabble.

What's poppin', Demore?

It's your boy, Papa Time, here at WDCJ.

What's up?

Are you snowed in like I am? Uh -huh. We
all are. The city's paralyzed, so if

you're waiting for someone to come home,
they ain't coming home.

You mean I'm alone?

So think about the last time you were
scared.

Did the hairs raise up on the back of
your neck?

Did you get goosebumps?

Did you want to scream?

I want to scream.

That's the most ridiculous thing I've
ever seen.

If you're supposed to be teaching an
acting class, what happened to the

classics?

Hamlet. Death of a Salesman.

Superfly.

Stop it, Daddy.

Your attention, please.

Due to the heavy snowfall, McKinley is
canceling all after -school programs.

Oh, that's it. We're out of here.

Well, Dad, wait.

Some of the students were going to stay
after school and work on some monologues

with Darius.

Darius is keeping kids after school in
the middle of a snowstorm?

Oh, that is pretty irresponsible.

I'm taking you home. I need to know
you're safe while I'm at work.

Statistically speaking, Mr. Washington,
you're safer at school than in your own

home. I've seen your home, Spirit. You
are safer here.

But even still, you and Arnaz grab your
things. You're coming with me.

Cool. Before we get home, can we swing
by the guitar store and library?

Ooh, and McDonald's. I'm hungry.

Oh, Arnaz, I forgot.

You gotta stay here.

Car's full.

It's just three of you.

It's full.

Fletch Washington.

Son, I've been thinking.

We need to sell the barbershop as soon
as possible so we can put off paying the

taxes as long as possible.

But, Dad, the real estate guy says...
You don't need to worry about what the

real estate guy says. You need to worry
about what I say.

Slap yourself in the head for that.

Attention, McKinley. The following is a
snow update.

All roads are closed until snowplows can
make them accessible.

Students and faculty, please report to
the gym.

All right, sweetie, I'm going to get
your truck. I'll be right back. But,

wait. I don't want to go.

They just said all the roads are closed,
and Darius says that he... Now, you

don't need to worry about what Darius
says. You need to worry about what I

And I'm saying this worthless acting
class isn't as important as your safety.

Darius doesn't know everything.

Now, get your things.

And out into the storm of life he goes.

What does that mean?

He'll be back.

Darius knows everything.

Hey, Geraldine?

Yes, Flecht. So I'm stuck down at my
daughter's school. Who's going to come

me?

Nobody?

You mean nobody wants to do the news
without me?

They all want to come down here and do
it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, no, that's not safe. I think it's
best that I stay here.

Uh -huh. Okay, farewell.

Bye -bye.

Well, kids, looks like I'm going to stay
here and make sure you're safe.

Oh, wonderful.

I'm so glad that you're here and now you
can see everything that I've been

talking about.

And scene.

Hey, y 'all. I was thinking we could
kill some time by doing some scene

improvisation. You know, that's where we
throw out characters and situations and

the kids act them out.

Oh, man, I know what scene improvisation
is. Unlike some people, I'm in front of

the camera.

Oh, well, perhaps you'd like to join us.

Look, I'm not really in the mood. You
know what I'm saying? I mean, I don't

to knock what you do here, but these
kids aren't learning anything in your

that they can use in the real world. I
just want my daughter to have something

to fall back on.

I feel you, Mr. Washington.

Acting isn't for everyone.

But then again, everyone isn't an actor.

Come on, Darius.

Between you and me, Anybody can act.
Check this out.

Scared Flex.

Oh, Lord!

And Sid.

Yeah, that wasn't that bad. You really
should come join us on this improv.

Yeah, you know what?

What am I doing a scene with my
daughter?

Can it be a death scene?

Rihanna, you should take the stage with
your father.

Hey, it's snowing pretty bad out here.

I just wanted to make sure you had your
snow chains on.

Uh, yeah. How far away are you, Pop? I
don't know.

But it sounds like I'm getting close.

I'm sorry, everybody. That was my dad
checking on me because he cares about

child.

Just like I care about my child.

And scene.

go crazy, Dwayne.

Being alone will not make you go crazy.

And you will not start talking to
yourself.

You're talking to yourself.

No, you're not. Stop it. No, you stop
it.

This is Papa Overtime working past his
normal shift because no one can get

Not the overpaid drive time DJ or my
program director.

You're both stranded in a lifeboat.

And Brianna, you're starting to get
really hungry.

And go.

I got a better idea.

Brianna's a high -powered attorney
trying to free her wrongfully imprisoned

client, and I'm a secretary.

And go.

Bring me the file of Mr. Annie Blackman.

We're going to take his case to the
Supreme Court of Appeals.

Appeals? I'm sorry.

You're using big words. I don't have a
college degree.

You don't need a college degree as long
as you're good at what you do. Just put

the files on my desk.

I'm sorry, Miss Lawyer. If only I had
learned something more practical in

school, I might be more useful.

So you're just gonna have to fire me and
put me back on the welfare.

Mr. Blackman is counting on us to free
him.

It would be nice if I could just have
your support right now.

It's... Kind of hard to support
something that you don't believe in.

Do you have a backup plan?

What if your case doesn't work out the
way you want it to? I'll never know

I try.

I just wish you would believe in me as
much as I do.

You mean Mr.

Blackman.

so I thought I was the only one in the
building.

Shall we?

I've been looking all over for her and I
can't find her. She's not in the girl's

locker room.

Not that I was either.

Pop, is that you?

I can't believe you made it through the
storm. Why did you come down to the

school?

came here to save my son, whom I figured
would be here trying to save his

daughter.

I was trying, but she didn't want to
have anything to do with me.

What'd you do this time?

It's this acting thing, Pop. I can't
believe she's throwing away her life.

Oh, son, as a parent, you're always
questioning your children's decisions.

And why all of a sudden you have a
problem with her acting?

You sent her to an art school.

Right there, I am questioning your
decision to question your daughter's

decisions. It's the circle of life.

I just want her to keep her options
open, but this Darius guy, her drama

teacher, keeps feeding her this pipe
dream.

Oh, I see.

Another man in her life.

Another adult she thinks is cooler than
you are. Oh, hold on. I didn't say that.

No, you didn't have to.

Look, son, I remember when you first
started to dominate on the court, it was

Coach Wilson says this and Coach Wilson
says that. Oh, I hated that Coach

Wilson.

Why didn't you like him? He was great.

That's why I didn't like him, because
you liked him.

I even thought you liked him more than
me.

I blamed him for putting those dreams of
playing pro ball in your head so I

could have somebody to blame for losing
you.

You worried about losing me, Pop?

Doesn't every parent worry about losing
their child?

I don't want to lose Brianna, Dad.

You're going to lose her for a little
bit, but she'll come back, just like you

did.

Oh, hey, Grandpa.

Oh,

where's Grandma? Is she with you?

No, I couldn't pull her out of that
casino. I'm picking her up in a week.

Good news.

The storm's lifted and the roads are
being plowed. We can go home.

Finally. All right, get your stuff. I'm
going to drive you home. Oh, no, it's

okay, Dad. We're going to stay after
school and work on those monologues with

Darius.

So that's Darius, huh?

Yeah.

I don't like him either.

You got Nicole?

Hey, Dwayne.

Hey, Doug.

Wake up, man.

You all right?

Oh, man.

Must have been dreaming.

Love you too, Netta.