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Dwayne, you are something else. Who knew
this much romance came in such a tiny
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package? Oh, yeah, baby.
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I am sized for fun.
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Come here, girl.
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Dwayne, did you see that, baby?
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Oh, that sounded like it came from
Dwayne's apartment.
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What's he up to now?
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I know that scream.
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He must have just showed Candy his bank
statement.
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Baby, why don't you go over there and
check on him?
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Daddy, has this horror movie taught us
nothing?
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The beautiful teenage vixen is always
the first to get it.
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You're more like the unsuspecting
groundskeeper who always makes it to the
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closing credits. You go, you go.
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All right, all right, I'll be right
back.
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back in there unless you do something
about that little monster.
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Dwayne, I told you, lights off, then
undress.
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No, Flex, I have a mouse, and no candy
is not a monster. It's one of Mother
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Nature's little creatures who just
happens to have the ability to poop
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walks.
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Listen, I moved from the country to the
city to get away from little creatures
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like mine. Now, baby, if there's one
mouse, there's two, and if there's two,
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there's ten.
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Is that that new country, ma 'am?
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Until that mouse is gone, you will get
no more of this candy. Come on, fake.
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Joke's on her.
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I got my own candy.
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You miss her already, don't you?
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I eat to forget.
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When there's nobody
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equals jobs. Jobs equal money.
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And money equals me roping a steered
cowboy camp.
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But I digress.
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Look, the point is the only segment that
still has a pulse is our flex files.
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And can I just say that my back is
killing me from carrying all y 'all.
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There is no I in team, player.
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No, but there is one in superstar.
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All right, team, you know, I'm almost
glad we had this little chat here today.
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Look, just go out there, get the good
stories, do the
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best you can.
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And not so fast.
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Say, Ip -a -star.
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Flex, I didn't want to embarrass you in
front of your peers. I know how
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sensitive you can be about your precious
little flex files.
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What are you talking about, Hank? He
said my ratings are great. I'm the king
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sports shows. Well, you've just lost
your throne, your highness.
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Blaine Lockraven's show is number one in
your time slot, and that makes you.
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Don't say it, Hank.
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Number two.
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What does Blaine Lockraven have that I
don't have?
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I get good stories, too.
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I was there when Mike Tyson got out of
jail.
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Blaine Lockraven stole a car to get in
jail with him.
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What if I told you that Zorbo
Vyshnevisevic just transferred to my
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school? The Baltic bomber?
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He's the hottest European import ever to
play the game of basketball.
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Uh -huh. Word on the street is he may
skip college and go right to the NBA.
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But everybody in town's been trying to
get near this kid. It's like he's got
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own personal iron curtain.
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And who can leap an iron curtain in a
single bound?
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Hmm?
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No clue.
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Wait.
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Did those mousetraps work?
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Oh, yeah.
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They worked.
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What if those traps didn't work? How you
gonna catch the mouse?
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Baby, in order to catch a mouse, you
have to think like a mouse.
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Now, what catches mice? A cat.
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Too girly. Come on, baby.
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Think nature's hitman.
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What did you get, Dwayne? Ah, there he
is.
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Gordy!
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A snake?
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Uh -huh.
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Get the mouse, Gordy.
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Get the mouse, Gordon. The mouse,
Gordon. No.
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Yeah,
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Hank. Yeah, so you want the scoop on
Zorbo, huh?
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Well, my daughter tells me that every
day during lunch, he practices by
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Uh, it's Flex.
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Flex Washington.
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Flat out.
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I am going to get the interview because
I am the only reporter who knows about
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it.
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Blaine Lockwood.
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Well, Flex Washington.
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Pleasure to see you again.
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Sticky wicket, this one, eh? So how do
we get to this guy? Well, that's going
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require some wit, some panache, my young
Flex.
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I remember once, bear with me if you've
heard this before.
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Anywho, I once posed as a doctor in
order to get the scoop on Shaq's toe
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surgery.
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Well, so you threw on some scrubs and
snooped around a hospital. That's not so
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tricky.
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And I performed an appendectomy.
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Arnaz, if you weren't going to help us
decorate for the pep rally, then why did
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you volunteer?
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Hmm.
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Band practice.
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Or cheerleaders on ladders.
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I'm choosing the ladder.
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A little to the left.
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That's not quite straight, Luis.
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He's peeping, Tom.
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Ow, that hurt.
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You Americans, you have shoulders like
the baby.
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The baby?
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Yeah, baby.
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Infant. Kitten.
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Poppy.
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Chick.
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Hey, who are you calling a chick?
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You, baby.
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Ow! Hey, who are you calling a baby?
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Yo.
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Shorty.
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looking very bootylicious today.
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And you're of the heezy for sheezy.
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What? What?
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What?
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Well, I would just very much like to
kick with you.
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Kick it?
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What? No, kick it. Kick it.
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What? What?
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Okay, how about bye?
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Bye.
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I have to get in there somehow.
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Some... The air vents.
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Sandy, grease me.
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How do I get in there?
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Come to the PTA meeting. Meet the new
president, Flex Washington.
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Hey, that's me.
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That's Washington PTA president.
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Surprise gym inspection.
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Yes, right. We got a bake sale going on
next week, so we got Bundt cakes coming
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in. We got muffins, snickerdoodles.
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And we need to check the temperature in
the gym to make sure the snickers don't
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doodle.
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Don't just stand there. Let me in, Mr.
Furley. Come on.
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Don't be mad.
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Yeah, right. Here we are. This is where
we at with it. Right there. Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. Uh -huh. It's okay.
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PTA. Hey, Zorbo, can you call off your
bodyguards, man?
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They're not my bodyguards. They're my
entourage.
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I must have crew for big pimping.
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Okay. Anyway, I'm Flex Washington, WYNX
sports anchor and host of The Flex File.
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Flat out.
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Ah, I see you play a little ball, huh?
Yeah, me too.
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Nick Clippers.
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You know, I'd like to talk to you a
little bit about what you're going to do
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after graduation.
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Street shoes, street shoes.
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In my country, I score 45 points in one
game.
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Barefoot.
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While dodging landmines.
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Speaking of dodging, rumor has it you're
thinking about dodging college and
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going straight to the NBA.
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Everybody wants to know Zorbo's plans.
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But you know who knows?
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Who's that? Zorbo knows.
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Game over.
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You doing that Zerbo story?
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I was, but Zerbo's not talking.
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Yeah, don't feel bad. All he knows how
to say is, what?
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What?
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Why didn't you tell me this fine shorty
Brianna Barnes is your daughter?
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What? She's beautiful.
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I just want you to know she's my
favorite girl.
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Oh, yeah, there's something special
about her. Let's make a deal, Flex
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Washington.
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You get me date with your daughter, I'll
give you exclusive interview.
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Man, I'm sorry. As much as I want that
exclusive, that's something I can't do.
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In that case, bistro, kapla.
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Hey, who you cursing at?
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Hey,
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well, it was a nice move at the high
school there, Flex, until you hit that
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snag. You heard about that, Blaine? Oh,
yeah. You hear everything from the air
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vents. Except for the cries of a man
who's trapped inside.
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Yeah, and it's that kind of dedication
that got you a nationally syndicated
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show, champ.
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Oh, you heard about that, did you?
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Oh, yeah, I've been stalking you for...
I've been following your career for
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years.
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Wait, you're going national? How come
I'm not going national?
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Do we have to do this in public, Flex?
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Look, look, look.
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It's not as glamorous as it sounds,
Washington. I, uh... I have the burden
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having to entertain over 365 cities
across the country. You only have to
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about Baltimore. So, uh, who's the lucky
one, huh?
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Actually, uh, actually I am. I took the
liberty of making a few copies of my
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resume. This one's for you.
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You're not going anywhere, Hank. You're
my producer.
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I'm gonna take you to the top.
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Because what you don't know is that
little snag I hit earlier...
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Yeah, it's sewn.
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Uh -huh. Yeah, I took it to the tailor,
and I had it altered.
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So all of you, tune in tomorrow night
for the hottest show in Baltimore on the
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Flex Files. Mm -hmm.
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Flex, are you telling me you finally
trumped Blaine and got the Zorbo story?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Blaine. I'm sticking with
my man, Flex.
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know about this, Mr. Flex.
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Brenna Barnes.
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She act like she want me to kick a hole
in the speaker, grab the mic, and then
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jet.
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Let me guess. You, uh, learn how to
speak English watching BET?
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AJ and 3.
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Number 1.
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Get back.
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Gordy! Gordy!
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Flex, have you seen Gordy? Who's Gordy?
Your imaginary friend?
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No, that's Jordy.
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Gordy is Gordon, the snake. He's
missing.
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You speak
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his language?
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Yeah, I used to deliver pizzas for
Mischa Petrovich's Pizza Palace.
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Yeah, a little Baltic small talk will
get you a big tip.
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And some sparky bark.
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Fuck it, bub.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Gordy's on the move. See ya.
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Look, don't worry. You're gonna have a
great time, okay? But no Spocky Back.
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No chocolate?
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No. No chocolate.
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Baby, Brianna.
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Daddy's home. I got a surprise for you.
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What is up, Brenna Barnes?
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It is me, Zorbo.
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Hi. Hi.
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I am ready to get jiggy with you.
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Surprise!
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Daddy Kitchen, now.
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She's just overwhelmed with overwhelm.
It's all right. She should be all right.
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We'll be right back. After these
messages.
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are pimping me to get a story.
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I would never do such a thing. Now put
on some lip gloss and go talk to the
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Daddy, I'm not doing it.
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Baby, please.
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You have to do this for daddy. I need
this story.
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I told the guys I already had it.
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Now all you have to do is talk to him.
Maybe you talk to your stupid friends
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today.
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If you do this for me, I promise I'll
love you forever.
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You're my daddy. You're supposed to love
me forever.
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Is that the risk you want to take?
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Daddy, you're being ridiculous.
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Okay, Brianna.
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Let me paint the picture for you here.
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If I don't get this interview, I lose my
job.
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Which means we'll lose our beautiful
waterfront condo.
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Which means you'll have to wear the same
clothes twice.
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Like spirits.
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I ain't gotta like it.
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So, Brenna Barnes, why not you hot for
me?
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You're a little too high profile for me.
I have to be the star in all my
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relationships.
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You don't have to be star, baby, to be
in my show.
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Zorbo, you got any future plans?
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I told you, I give you scoop after date.
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No doubt. Speaking of scoop, why don't
we get some ice cream?
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I'll just have to run to the store. What
do you like?
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Cookie dog.
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I like cookie dog, too.
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Hey, something in common.
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I'll be right back.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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And remember, no spacky back.
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I'm sorry. My dad could be a trip
sometimes.
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Well, it's because he has a beautiful
daughter.
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My father is the same way with my
sister.
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And she looks like Bear.
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So Gordon took care of that nasty mouse,
right, baby?
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Is that real?
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Yeah, baby.
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I'd like you to meet my hawk, Ethan.
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He's going to find the snake that's
running loose around my apartment to
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the mouse that's also running loose
around my apartment.
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Couldn't you just call an exterminator?
I told you, baby, that's too girly. This
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is a man's apartment. It's survival of
the fittest up in here.
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The mouse has exposed himself.
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Gordon is on the flank. The moment of
truth is nigh.
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Attack, Ethan!
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Attack!
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The circle of life.
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So, what's it going to be, Zorbo?
College or the NBA?
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Zorbo wants to get paid. I go to NBA.
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Well, thanks for that exclusive, Zorbo.
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On your face!
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What he said.
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These are my parents.
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We're here for a wedding.
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Oh, nice to meet you.
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Who's getting married?
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Me and Zorbo.
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In my country, Mr. Washington, when
father makes date for his daughter, it
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the same as an engagement.
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Welcome to family, daddy.
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Daddy, you have to help me. I don't want
to be Mrs. Vicious.
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Brianna Barnes.
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You call me Big Papa.
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Hey, hey, now, nobody's getting married
up in here. This is all just a silly
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misunderstanding. Come, we must go,
Brianna. Must prepare bridal bed.
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Daddy! Oh, no, you ain't taking my baby.
I will take my belt off.
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And... Please.
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I love you.
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Hey, what's going on?
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It's only a joke, Daddy. This is my
drama teacher, Mrs. Livingston, and her
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husband.
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Sorry to scare you, Daddy, but I owed
you one.
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No, I'm sorry, baby. I was wrong.
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I was under a lot of pressure.
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I mean, you know I get a little crazy
with competition.
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And Blaine Lockgrave, boy, he'll do
anything to get a story.
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I guess I took a page from his book.
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The wrong page.
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Oh, Daddy, please, let me do the acting
here, okay?
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Come on, Zorbo. I'll be home by
midnight.
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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Where are you and Vladdy Divac going?
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We have a date.
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We're going to party like it's your
birthday.
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Yeah, it turns out Zorbo's a really
sweet guy.
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Plus, he's going to the NBA.
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How am I going to be live when I'm right
here?
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And right there?
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Wait a minute.
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Greased up and ready to get to the
truth, pimp daddy.
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Love you too, Netta.
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