All language subtitles for one_on_one_s02e01_i_believe_i_can_fly_1

Last time on 101.

When you spill your guts on this
videotape and our man sees it, he's

silly putty in your hand.

I just want to let you know that I like
you as much as you like me.

Now scratch that.

I love you, boo.

I've been invited to a tryout with the
Clippers next week in Los Angeles!

Are you trying to tell me that you're
taking Brianna away from me? All I'm

saying is, the year is up.

Brianna, I bought this tape.

Ride, ride the tape.

Uh, so.

Uh, so.

Is there something you want to say to my
face?

Hello, ba -

Now, do you have something to say?

Well, it depends on what you have to
say. You know a kiss says everything.

Does a kiss say shut up?

You know what? Let this take you to
talking spinach tea.

Brianna, get that back!

Brianna! Get that back! Stop it!

Oops.

I'm sorry.

Maybe you should have got it on DVD.

You said you love me, boo.

I'm going to make you say those words
again if it kills me.

What's going on? Well, remember that
Arnette's been chasing after Brianna

since we met her. So I made a tape to
show him how I feel, but obviously it

wasn't enough.

Is that all?

Let's see, sweetie, what you have to do.
Nicole, Nicole, hold on, hold on. I got

this. Roll on, roll on.

Brianna, why don't you just tell him
straight to his face?

Because I...

He's the boy. He should be chasing me.
Like Mama always says, the cat don't

chase the dog. Right, Mama?

Well, that's how your father caught me.

Meow.

All right, look, listen to your daddy.

Now, if he was worth making a tape for,
which I don't think he is, then he's

worth following your pride for. Now,
fill out a deposit slip and take that to

the bank.

The heart bank.

Okay, you know what? I think he should
open an account at the corny bank. Yes.

The heart bank.

Oh, no, Flex. She's going with me.

Oh, listen here, cat dog.

She's staying here.

Man, she hates Nova Scotia, Nicole. How
can she hate Nova Scotia? It's Canada's

ocean playground. It has robust winters,
reluctant springs, fresh summers, and

lingering fall.

And Brianna likes it here in the good
old U .S. of A. With its black snow

winters, its high -crime springs, heat
-stroke summers, and high -crime falls.

This has nothing to do with Canada.

This has to do with you and your
mistress.

My what? Ever since we were 16, it's
always been about you, me,

and Orange Betty.

And whenever you're forced to choose,
you've always chosen her.

Oh, that's ridiculous. Giving an
inanimate object human qualities.

Stop digging your nails into her.

You see what I mean? It's always about
her. No, you tripping.

I'm tripping. You're always tripping.
Okay, fine.

Brianna could stay here with you.

Now you're talking. No problem.

But, uh, on one condition.

You gotta make a choice.

The NBA or Brianna.

But I can't turn nobody Then I'll
isolate you now When there's nobody

y 'all before I head off to L .A. to try
out for the Clippers!

Uh -huh. And I'm going on for the ride.
What? Somebody say something.

Hey,

uh, Dad, did you renovate or did P.
Diddy throw up in here?

It's my new hotness, shorty. You know
what I'm saying.

Man, nobody knows what you're saying.

So, son, when you gonna blaze out to L
.A., man?

Uh, Dad, there's nothing sadder than an
old rapper.

I'm leaving in a few hours. What about
Brianna? Oh, she's cool. She's cool.

She hates me, but I don't want to talk
about that right now.

Okay, son, we'll rap about it later, all
right?

Hey, but did I tell y 'all that WYNX is
sending a film crew to follow me around?

You know what I'm saying? They calling
it the life of an NBA rookie.

Man, I had a film crew follow me around
once. Yeah, they called it Exhibit A of

my divorce proceedings.

I'm looking forward to the groupies.

Those mindless girls hoping to use me to
get to Flex.

I love this game.

Hey, Flex, can I holler at you for a
minute?

Hey, what you doing is hot.

The whole community got your back.

Hey, I appreciate your support.

Cool, cool, cool. Now check it.

When you make the squad, I'm going to
need you to miss a few baskets. You

No, Shaq. Shaq, a few free throws,
whatever. I'll cut you in on the ching

-ching.

Hold up, Walt. Are you asking me to
cheat, bruh? Are you asking me to throw

game? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Brother,
no.

All right, don't be so negative.

I'm telling you to win.

To win for us.

Flax, you know, I didn't realize how
cute you were until today.

Candy, I thought you had a man.

That's just what I tell you.

He doesn't have an exclusively binding
contract with his signing bonus.

Neither do I.

Oh.

So, son, you ready to talk about
Brianna?

Dad, you know it's an awful thing when
your child hates you.

Why? It never bothered me none.

Did you tell Nicole that Brianna could
stay with me and your mother?

Yep, and it was a great plan, too, until
Nicole killed it, just gutted it like a

fish. Now, let me tell you what
happened.

I, I, I...

First of all, all right, okay, Brianna
has had an amazing year here with me,

thanks to you.

Yay, mommy!

Uh, get to the point, Flex.

The point is this. During the six weeks
of training camp, Brianna can stay here

with my folks, where she can continue
studying and cheerleading.

Yay, daddy!

And then when I make the team... You
mean if you make the team. When? If.

If. When? If. When? Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.

You're right. Let me and your mom talk
for a minute, okay?

Okay. Thank you. Love you guys. We love
you too, Bree.

Oh, Flex, please. Your plan is just so
weak.

Well, that was plan A. You didn't hear
plan B yet. And what's that?

That just ain't involved you, a soothing
hot bath, and a blow dryer.

Very funny.

Yeah.

Now let's get back to your plan A.

Now what happens if you make the NBA?

When I make it to the NBA.

Whatever.

You're either going to be on the road or
in L .A.

I mean, the only time Brianna will see
you is on TV saying, Oh, there go my

daddy! Oh, there go my daddy!

You're being a little bit too dramatic,
Nicole.

And I think you're being a little
unrealistic, Flex.

Why should Brianna have a part -time dad
when she can have a full -time mom?

What can I say, Pop?

The witch had me.

Hey, Flex, if I learned anything from my
second wife, it's to marry a woman who

doesn't speak any English.

She can say the words, I do, don't.

Except for you, Candy.

Sweetie, I need a sugar daddy, not a
milk dud.

Flex, you're a very resourceful man.
You'll be all right. I bet the little

stays here. I appreciate the optimism.

No, really, I mean I bet the little girl
stays here.

Hey, man, did you get those copies of
Matrix 1 and 2 for me? Oh, man, even

better. I got you Men in Black 4.

What's up, sad heads?

Hey, Eunice, what are you doing here?

I brought you your lunch, baby.

And I came to check my son, who is
ducking my phone calls.

Now, you need to stay home and give up
this NBA nonsense.

Didn't you learn anything the first time
you tripped and blew out your knee?

Yes, Mom.

Never cry on national TV.

Hey, Fletcher, Fletcher.

Look here, let me snap this moment with
the proud parents.

All right.

That'll be $50.

Man, get out of here.

Oh, look at my baby smile.

Vianna has that same smile, huh?

Yes, she does.

But she wasn't wearing it today.

Oh, how did Mom take it? Oh, did she
cry?

I think she handled it pretty well. Oh,
good, good. You know we gotta take her

out for a nice dinner before your
flight, right?

So, which part of our plan did she like
the most?

Uh, the part where you go with her to
Nova Scotia. Now, what's the number of

ribs and such? Non -smoking, right?

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm going to Nova Scotia? Yeah, isn't
that great?

You're going to Canada's ocean
playground, huh?

Daddy!

Rihanna, baby, I tried, but it just
doesn't make sense.

What doesn't make sense is me moving
from Atlanta to here just to end up in

Scotia anyway.

I feel like I'm in foster care. Thank
you, foster daddy.

Brianna, I'm sorry.

And it kills me to say this, but your
mother's right.

I mean, why should you have a part -time
dad when you can have a full -time mom?

You know, sweetie, we're just trying to
do what's best for you.

No, dad, I think we're doing what's best
for you.

So did you at least run after Brianna?

You run too fast, Pop. I gotta save
money for training camp. You know what

saying, fella?

Now look.

You take that narrow behind back to your
house and you work things out with your

daughter. And don't come back until you
do.

Go!

My dad always gets what he wants. I hate
him, I hate him, I hate him. It's not

fair.

No, you're going to Canada.

I'm going to miss you so much.

Ray, Ray, stay still and you better not
tell Mama.

It's just not fair. I thought my father
would fight for me to stay here with my

friends. By friends, do you mean me or
Arnaz?

Girl, you.

Don't even talk to me about Arnaz. I am
so over him.

Ooh, is that him over there with all
that sweat just glistening on his

bronzy chest? Do you see it?

Maybe you should take your pilot's
advice and talk to Arnaz. Go to Nova

with a clean heart.

You know what?

You're right.

No sense in playing childhood games
today.

I'm a woman.

Ah! Here he comes, here he comes, here
he comes.

What's up, Brianna?

Oh.

Arnaz, where'd you come from? Come on,
girl. Stop playing.

You know you want to get on this bike
and ride with me into the sunset.

Okay.

Hey, Arnaz.

I'm ready for my ride.

Oh, so you were going to ride into the
sunset with her, too?

No, you see, what happened was... Man,
it's hot out here.

Come on, Arnaz. My calves are swollen.

See? Uh -huh.

I see.

Go ahead. Give the girl with the fat
calves a ride.

Don't you know fat is back, Bri -Bri?

Lake Bloomer.

All right, Brianna.

I'm going.

If I pedal down this hill, I'm not
pedaling back.

You got something to say?

Yeah.

Get to petting him, baby.

All right, then.

Bye, Bree Bree.

You're just going to let him ride off
with her like that?

What's the use?

I'm moving anyway.

Brad is not back yet?

I know she's sitting on that stupid
spirit. I'm going to get her.

No, well, she needs this time to be with
her friend, Flex.

Let her come to you when she's ready.

Maybe you're right.

So what are you doing?

Well, before we go to Nova Scotia, I'm
planning a little side trip to downtown

Pugwash. It's my favorite city in
Canada.

On a good day, you can see humpbacks and
fimpbacks and even a minke, the size of

all mammalian ocean dwellers.

Are you high?

Yeah, well, just make sure Brianna takes
her blue coat up there, all right? And

if she catches a cold, give her chicken
soup with rice, not noodles. She hates

noodles. Flex, I had raised that girl
for 14 years.

You've had her only one.

I know what to do.

Noodles.

But I think it's cute how good a father
you are. Yeah, you know, we've grown so

close over the years.

She's my ray of sunshine.

Bang. Somebody better go talk to her.

Not you, Daddy!

That's my cue.

Oh, but listen, listen.

I'm leaving soon, and I gotta talk to
her.

Hook up with me in another 14 years!

What? Oh, I ain't gonna talk, man. No,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Why don't

you take a walk down to the barbershop,
cool off a little, and I'll see what I

can do, okay?

Okay.

Hey, sweetie.

Oh, baby.

Okay.

What's going on?

Mom, everything's all messed up now.

Arnaz is riding around with some hoochie
with fat calves.

I mean, I hate it that I like him so
much.

Oh, baby, baby.

I know what you're talking about.

Karen Draper.

That was my fat calf girl.

Your dad was always checking her out and
grinning at her like he was a Kool -Aid

man.

I used to get so mad, I just wanted to
slap those cute little dimples right off

his face.

I know.

With Arnaz, it's his eyelashes.

There are little fans on his face.

Just fluttering like butterflies.

Flutter.

Talk to Mama. Come on back.

Listen, Bree, um, we need to talk about
your daddy.

Um, I think you're being a little hard
on him. Hard on him?

Shoot, he's being hard on me.

Well, sweetie, don't you have dreams?

You mean like the one where you're
standing in front of the class naked? I

that one except Arnaz is there, too,
playing the guitar and eating pizza.

Okay, uh, forget about the dreams.
Let's, uh, let's talk about choices,

Choice number one.

Your dad could stay here with you and
miss out on an opportunity of a

Shoot, I'm cool with that. See, now you
understand me.

Or, or, or, choice number two.

He could pursue his lifelong dream and
love you for letting him do it.

Uh, which one gets me out of going to
Nova Scotia?

Baby, you were always going to Nova
Scotia.

But your daddy's about to leave soon.

So now what are you going to do about
that?

I don't know what to do. Nicole hasn't
called yet. I'm about to leave. My

daughter hates me. You know what? Maybe
I shouldn't go. No, Flex, no. We're

getting on that plane. And do you know
why?

Because this is our dream. You being in
the NBA, me riding on your coattails.

Please, Flex, don't defer my dream.

You keep moving and you won't have a
dream.

Flex, I am so glad you finally came to
your senses. You need to stay here. Be

adult. Hey, Flex, for whatever it's
worth, I... definitely go. You don't

son what to do. I tell my son what to
do. Walter, you got a point.

Brianna, I'm glad you're here.

Look, Daddy, can I talk to you?

Listen, sweetie, if me going to the NBA
means losing you, then I won't go.

Daddy, please.

What gave you the way to ask? Because if
I would have left, that means I'm

lying.

Look,

Mom helped me realize that you'll never
feel complete unless you go to L .A. and

do your thing.

And I don't want to be the reason that
you're not happy.

Baby, you are what makes me happy.

And this has been the best year of my
life.

Come on, Flex.

We got to play the cat dog.

I guess this is it.

Brianna, if I make it, you'll be the
first to know.

No, Daddy, when you make it. Oh, that's
my girl.

This one's on the house.

So, did you figure out how you're going
to say goodbye to Arnett?

Well, while he and Ginger were inside
getting a glass of water, something came

to me.

Charge!

Love you too, Netta.