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Last time on One on 1. Oh, great party
the other night. People are still
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about it. So where's your girl Natasha?
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Where's your boy Louis?
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I miss you.
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I miss you too.
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No, no, no.
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You should stop.
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You're getting married.
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Maybe I owe it to myself to be sure.
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Do you really want to know what happened
with Natasha in your bedroom?
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Nothing. She broke up with me and hasn't
spoken to me since.
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Oh, black...
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You swore you would be here.
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Tanya, sorry I'm late. You up?
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She made filet mignon.
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You just tried to cook me. What were you
thinking?
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Well, I fell asleep, and when I woke up,
I saw this big menacing silhouette, and
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I have seen too many movies where a cute
girl like me living alone ends up being
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a cute dead girl dying alone, so
naturally I... Oh, baby, I am so
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sorry. But where were you? I was waiting
up for you all night.
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I was doing father stuff with Brian and
the kids.
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Oh, you're such a good daddy.
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You know what?
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I make it up to you with something tall
and icy.
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What, you got my ex -wife in the closet?
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No. Skip and get naked.
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Can't I just get naked?
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No, baby. It's a combination of herbs
designed to give you more bounce.
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In your bounce.
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Bounce me and I'll bounce you back.
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Wait a minute.
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Should we be doing this?
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I mean, you're engaged, and if I were
your fiancée, I'd kill me.
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You're right. It would just be wrong.
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Man, we'd never be able to live with
ourselves.
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What are you doing?
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Well, you've been living with yourself
this long. One more night won't hurt.
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you're going to play around.
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to let you down when there's nobody
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I gotta go.
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But it's early, and Mama is making
breakfast.
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Baby, I would love to stay, but I've
been here all weekend. I've got a child
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look after.
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Rihanna is fine.
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She's at the little gypsy girl's house.
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Where are my keys?
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But I was gonna make my world -famous
French toast and serve it on my stomach,
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and you were gonna be in charge of
pouring the syrup.
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Baby, we have gone through three bottles
this weekend, okay? I really have to
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go, okay? Keys!
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Okay. Well, why don't you retrace your
steps? And while you're doing that, I'll
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be frenching my toe.
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Lord,
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help me. She's feeling me too much.
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Oh,
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man.
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Okay, how about I go to work, spend some
time with Brianna, and then I'll come
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back later to tuck you in. Okay, one
time. What should I wear?
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Seven and nothing.
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Three and that's it.
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Four! Look at him,
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surrounded by a bunch of hoochies, with
his braids and his javelin.
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I'm asking for you.
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Okay.
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Dang, girl, it's on the braids. I left
my emergency glue at home.
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All right, I'll ask him.
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Wait, I... Arnaz, baby, your coat looks
a little low on ice.
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How about I hook you up?
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Now, remember, Ginger, I like the round
cubes, not the half moons.
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So...
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cute girl to the main moon like that?
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I haven't decided.
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I might have somebody else in mind.
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Really?
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Are you going with Louis?
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Uh, I haven't decided.
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I might have someone else in mind, too.
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Really?
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Like who?
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Excuse.
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I'm sorry, baby. They didn't have any
round cubes, but I could lick the edges
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off the square ones.
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Oh, you'd do that for me?
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Mm -hmm. All right, here you go, baby.
Take care of that.
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Where were we? Oh, yes. So, who's taking
me to the dance?
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Uh, well, um... Let's just say, if
you're a fan of Little Bow Wow, you
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want to get there early.
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That Tanya is Sparrow.
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I love you.
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Oh, my God.
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She shrunk in her head for me.
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How did I get here, man?
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I ran into her at a club. We realized we
missed each other, got together for one
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weekend. But I didn't expect any of
this.
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Come on, man.
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You knew she was weak for you, and you
went over there anyways and activated
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little love senses.
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You unmade her bed. Now you have to lie
there without any covers, my brother.
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Hey, man, I've been Tanya, all right?
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Dissed, dismissed, and set aside.
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Left alone in a motel room with nothing
but a wig, a support bra, and some Hugo
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sticks.
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All right, all right.
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I'll send her some flowers, tell her I
had a good time, but I'm seeing other
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people.
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No, Flex.
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What you have to do is you have to tell
her that what you two did was wrong and
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that she should walk down the aisle with
the man whose ring she's wearing.
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Then you should say you're sorry and let
her get on with her life.
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Since when did you become so sensitive
about women's needs?
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Man, two days handcuffed to a sleazy
motel bed tends to soften you up a bit.
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Flex,
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you are just in time.
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I... Tanya.
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We need to talk. I have something very
important to say. Oh, my God. Oh, my
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You're proposing?
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Why would I propose to a woman who's
already engaged?
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Because I'm not, baby.
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I broke it off for us.
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I didn't tell you to do that.
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And would somebody please turn that song
off?
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Listen,
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Tanya, our weekend together was great.
More than great. It was life -altering.
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moment in time I will never forget.
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Tanya, we can't do this anymore. I'm not
ready for the kind of commitment that
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you want.
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Remember, that's why you broke it off
before.
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Yeah, but now we're in love.
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Aren't we, Flex? I mean, I will give up
everything. I want to devote my entire
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life to you.
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Oh, Tanya, that's sweet, but your life
is such a precious thing, you know, far
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too precious to devote to me.
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But... Listen, I know us parting will
sting a little at first, but in time,
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we'll both go on.
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Take care of yourself.
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Not before I take care of you, Mr.
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Flex. Walk out on me, Washington.
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that you didn't like me. Oh, girl, stop
thanking me. Take another bite of that
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taquito. You do it.
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And two dip and get naked.
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We didn't know any of these. That's
compliments to your number one fan.
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So, do you have a lot of fans buying you
drinks?
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Yeah, girl, all the time.
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Dr. Tittlehorn?
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Sorry, wrong number. Would you please
stop calling and ask you for Tanya?
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Tanya?
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Tanya?
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, man, could you stop
that?
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We didn't order... that's all.
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No, senor. Your wife did.
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What's going on here, Flex?
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I think I'm being stalked. No, you are
being left high and not dry.
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So you wanted to dance with little Bow
Wow.
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Okay, so what are you going to do? Tape
his poster to your back and walk him
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sideways?
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Don't you get it? I was the girl of his
dreams.
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The dreamy does not turn around and ask
the dreamer if he wants to go to the
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dance. So, dreamy, what are you going to
do?
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Simple. I'm going to ask the next guy
who walks through that door.
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Oh, girl, it's Motormouth Lewis, though.
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Step aside.
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Uh, Lewis, would you like to go to the
dance with me?
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Obviously, you're not keeping up with
the ladies.
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I'm going with Evergreen Gibson. She's
hot for me because she thought me and
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were making out in your father's bedroom
at your party.
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Thank you.
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So not only is she sabotaging my dates
and finding their phone numbers, she's
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following me everywhere.
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My God.
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There she is now.
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What up now?
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Man, what is it about me that makes me
so irresistible to women, dog?
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Man, the thing is, she doesn't know the
evil flex. The flex that's self
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-absorbed, self -centered, and self
-fit.
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Especially when it comes to money.
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Speaking of which, can I borrow a pie
dollar?
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No, but you ought to order something,
dog.
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I need to show her that loving me ain't
easy, even if I am beautiful.
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La, la, la, la, la. Come on, man.
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My brother, it's time to fight crazy
with crazy.
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Watch this, all right?
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Hey, Tanya, I thought it over. I made a
mistake.
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You want to move in?
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You need to hook yourself some buffalo
wings and some beer. You know, because
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game day ain't game day unless you burp
and taste the hot sauce.
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Game day, burp. I got it. I got it. And
you're going to like this.
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For being my baby, you get to stay in my
room all by yourself until the game's
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over. Yes, you do.
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Hey, Tanya. Hey.
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Flex tells me he's laundry day, so hit
that, will you?
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And use a little fabric softener on the
box of shorts.
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Got a little rash.
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Might want to hit this, too.
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Okay,
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um, do I have to do his laundry?
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Dwayne has family, and what is rule
number 47?
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Family takes care of family.
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Yes, they do.
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Dr. Smackdown! Man,
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I think it's working.
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That was genius. Hey, man, anything for
my dog.
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Tanya!
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Don't hate
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me
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because Arnaz doesn't.
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I quit her.
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are we going to have some us time?
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Every third Sunday of the month. See?
Rule 48.
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You know what, Flex?
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I am getting sick of all your rules.
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I never knew you were this impossible to
live with, and I never thought I'd say
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this, but I don't think that we're meant
to be together.
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I'm going home.
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Excuse me.
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What? No, baby, please don't go. I need
you.
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you to detail my car
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this relationship, and I'm not going to
give up that easily.
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Butter, fresh turn, rule number 49. See,
I added my own rule. I am so on board.
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Woman, what does it take to drive you
out of our lives?
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What are you saying, Flex?
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Ooh, Daddy, you might want to slow your
roll because those muffins smell real
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good.
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All right, Daddy, I'm gone. Bye.
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Listen, I can't do this anymore, okay?
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The game is over. You have to leave.
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Me letting you move in here was part of
a bigger plan.
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To make you hate it here.
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Oh, I don't believe you.
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Yes, oh, yes. I'm a bad man.
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I mean, don't you hate me? Don't you
want to throw a brick through my window,
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hobble me, torch my cocky -duty little
car like a normal woman? No.
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No, that's crazy. I love you.
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Oh, stop saying that, Tom.
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You love me too much.
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I hate you, Flex Washington.
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Okay, now do you love me?
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Not the way you want me to.
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I'm sorry.
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Do you really mean that?
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Well, I guess there's nothing left to
say.
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Goodbye, Flex.
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Tanya, I didn't mean to hurt you.
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Whatever.
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I hope she's going to be all right.
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And thank you for this food, which I'm
about to receive.
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Hmm.
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Crazy women sure can cook.
248
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,310
Is that my car?
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00:20:06,890 --> 00:20:12,050
Tanya, you're going to be all right.
250
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And that's not my car!
251
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,420
Okay, girls, here's the phone. Call our
names.
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house tomorrow at 3 o 'clock. Get back
here!
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Love you too, Netta.
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