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Daddy, I'm pretty sure you don't put
mayonnaise in something.
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Well, how else is it going to stick
together?
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Ah, gobble, gobble, people. Happy Turkey
Day.
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Ah, some good smells in here.
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And some disturbing ones, too.
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Gwen, you change your mind about going
to homecoming this weekend?
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Man, heck no.
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High school was the worst years of my
life.
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Why? You should want to go. I can't wait
till I graduate and come back to high
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school rich, famous, and beautiful.
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Oh, so that's why you don't want to go.
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Speak to her, Flex. She don't know. I'll
fight a little girl.
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Hey, hey.
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Dee,
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I think you should come to homecoming.
High school wasn't that bad. Have you
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forgotten?
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Belinda Hopkins, senior year, homecoming
dance.
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How she lured me backstage, tricked me
out of my clothes, and then opened the
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curtains.
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You can only blame yourself for wearing
Spider -Man underwear.
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Me and my spotty senses don't hear you.
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I spit away and block you out.
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Daddy, did you put mayonnaise in the
yams? You know it does not go with
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everything. I don't give a yam what you
think.
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You gonna eat them and like it, damn it.
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And you know, you starting to sound just
like your mother, always checking and
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double checking on everything I do.
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Well, obviously, you need someone to
check after you.
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Nicole! Hi, Mommy!
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Tell me that's not my ex -wife here.
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Okay, that's your baby's mama.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
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Spinning telegram, a brick through a
window, something to let a brother know
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come into town.
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Listen, it's like it's been three
months. The mother misses her child.
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So anyway, there I was off the coast of
Nova Scotia studying the mating call
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with Killer Whales when I realized I had
to see my little girl.
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Killer Whales? How does it feel to work
with family?
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Well, I'm glad that she's here. I miss
my mommy so much. Thank you, baby.
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So what'd you bring me?
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Got it.
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years older.
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But nothing but the best for my baby.
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You know, Dwayne, I always get her a
Thanksgiving gift.
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So what did you get her, Fleck?
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I gave her life. How about that?
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Oh, and you also gave her your knobby
knees.
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And they're off.
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Nicole's out to the early lead, but here
comes Fleck.
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So, uh, how long are you staying,
Nicole?
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Just through the weekend. Long enough to
spend some time with Brianna and go to
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our homecoming. And you can relax. You
know, you look a little tense. I'm gonna
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stay at the Ritz.
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No, he should stay here with us, right,
Daddy? Oh, no, no, sweetie. Your mama's
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from the hood. Don't take the rich away
from her.
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But, Daddy, I want Mommy to stay with
us. And please help Daddy with the
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hooking, please. No, baby, baby, I just
can't go and take over your father's
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kitchen. That would not be polite.
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That's right.
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Now, all I have to do is add the hot
sauce to my famous sweet potato pie.
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It'll taste so good, it'll make you want
to smack your mama.
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Feel free, Brianna.
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Get out of my way.
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Who does she think she is?
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Pushing me aside.
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Baking my bird. Matching my potatoes.
Making everything smell all good.
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I don't care what anybody says. I'll eat
my own pie.
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Well, give me a slice of goat.
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Teach my mama lesson for kicking me out
on turkey day.
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Just because she got a new man who
doesn't like kids.
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Dinner is...
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It's beautiful.
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Uh, Twain, would you and a turkey like a
moment alone together?
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Well, Flex, you haven't done anything in
a while. How about you lead us in
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prayer?
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All right.
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Dear Lord, thank you for the food which
we're about to receive, especially my
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pie.
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Bless everyone here, even the pushy
uninvited guests.
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Also, bless the man who paid for that
expensive diamond bracelet that wasn't
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returned when her marriage ended. And
dear Lord, thank you so much for the
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market value she received when she
pawned it.
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You did what?
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Amen.
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Oh, Mommy, this turkey is salami.
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Mm -hmm. And this dressing is as moist
as a night in Venezuela.
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Yeah, well, this is Josh Phoenix to me.
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Well, it's a shame the meal you were
preparing couldn't rise from the ashes.
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It's a shame you could.
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Brianna, don't scatter your carrots
around the plate. I know you're not
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them. Good looking out, Flex.
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You know, she always used to hide her
veggies. When she was six, I would find
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peas in her ears.
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But I hate carrots. I'd rather do my
algebra.
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By the way, have you done it? But I
haven't till Sunday. Oh, no, you have
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Saturday because I have to go over it.
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It's not.
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Brianna, your father's right. Do what he
says.
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May I just point out that you two agreed
on something?
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It's not Thanksgiving. It's Christmas up
in here.
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Well, I'm really looking forward to
homecoming weekend.
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I think it'll be good to see all of our
old friends.
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We'll take a lot of photos because I
ain't going.
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Dwayne, nobody remembers what happened
to you at some little dance in 1985.
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Yeah, that's fine.
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Spidey! Spidey!
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Ready to go see Thanksgiving Day
Massacre?
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You're supposed to spend the night at my
house, right? Oh, I can't. I didn't
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know my mom was coming.
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Oh, no, baby. Go ahead. Have fun.
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I'll be here for a few days.
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So you must be the infamous Arne.
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Wait, you're talking about me to your
mom?
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So you do dig me.
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Now I see what you were talking about.
You must be spirit.
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You know, your parents have given you a
very soulful name.
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Actually, it's Close Hill.
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So you can see why I went to the other
side.
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Okay, Mom and Dad, I'll see y 'all
tomorrow.
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All right, sweetie, but call before you
go to bed.
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And wait, here, here, here.
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Some homemade pie for all of you.
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But, Daddy, these are my friends.
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Your Uncle Blaine loved his.
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Actually, you said it too close to the
edge, and it kind of fell.
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And I think it's eating a hole in the
carpet.
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30 minutes? What do you mean you don't
have no cab?
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Forget the cab, girl. If you really need
to get to the hotel, I got a broom you
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can hop on.
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I'm just kidding, girl. I'll take you.
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Oh, you will?
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Yeah. Oh, thanks, love. I can't wait to
get out of these clothes. No need. The
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ride was free, baby.
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You know, Nikki, I appreciate you taking
over dinner. It made for a really nice
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Thanksgiving. Affleck, when I saw you
putting hot sauce in a sweet potato pie,
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figured what next?
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Mayonnaise in a stuffing?
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Yeah, that's crazy talk.
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You know, Affleck, you're not much of a
cook, but you're turning out to be a
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really great father.
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Thanks. And you know I love having her
with me.
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I know.
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Who'd have thought you and I would make
something so good?
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Not my mother.
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But you're not the girl she met when we
were in high school.
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The one with the big bamboo earrings, at
least two pairs.
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That's all right. That's all right. I
was around the way, girl. I did my
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Watch me now.
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You know what, Flex? We've come a long
way.
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Yeah. We have.
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Better jobs.
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Better personal lives.
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Yeah.
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Better parents.
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But wait, Flex.
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I guess we've gotten better at
everything, huh?
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Are you sure?
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Maybe we need to try again, make sure it
wasn't a fluke.
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Well, you know what they say.
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Third time's the charm.
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It's 9 a .m. What?
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Brianna will be home any minute.
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We don't want her to catch us like this.
You're right, you're right. We'll have
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a hard time explaining this one.
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Uh -oh.
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Flex.
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I can't find my undies.
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Oh, well, that explains why these are so
tight.
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Give me my undies. Come and get them.
Yes, yes.
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It was so scary. I've never seen so many
people get killed by one wishbone.
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Watch your TV.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And your mother had an itch in her back,
and I was trying to scratch it. Where's
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that? Right down there at the bottom.
Thank you so much.
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Guys, I know what's going on. I watch
Sex and the City. You two are fooling
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around.
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Wait a second now. We're not fooling
around.
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Look, I care for your mother a lot.
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We have a lot of history together.
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Yeah. Well, yeah, he's right. We have
you.
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So this must mean you're getting back
together.
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This is so cool. I want to do this as
long as I can remember.
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You two don't have any clothes on, do
you?
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Well,
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you know what? All I was hoping for was
a great Thanksgiving.
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I guess Mom coming to town wasn't the
only surprise.
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If you have to ask, I must not have been
doing it right.
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Why are we here?
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We've been divorced for 12 years.
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I don't know.
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I just looked at you.
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Something clicked.
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Maybe it was the way you stuffed the
turkey.
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I'm serious.
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Our little girl thinks we're getting
back together.
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Is that so crazy?
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Yes. I mean, you know, I... I've got my
research in Nova Scotia, and, you know,
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you and Brianna, you guys are building a
beautiful life here in Baltimore.
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Maybe we shouldn't mess that up.
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Look, let's just get through the
weekend, you know?
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I really want us to try to make this
work, Mickey.
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It feels right.
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Should we go for it?
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I'm already gone.
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Exciting gaming. You know what? You two
are the best cheerleaders out there.
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That's my baby. That's our baby.
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Oh,
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Daddy, can I have some money for snacks?
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Oh, baby, you don't need any money.
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I bought pie.
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Go, go, go.
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Uh, afternoon, alumni, alumnate.
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Man, who you trying to be, Dee Diddy?
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My business card.
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Dwayne Knox, freelance astronaut.
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See, success is the best revenge. And
since I'm just a used car salesman, I'm
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pretending to be a successful spaceman
so as to get my revenge with Belinda.
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Uh, Belinda. What's up?
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Belinda, how are you doing, baby?
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Do you remember me? Of course I do,
Dwan.
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Dwan, not astronaut.
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Why don't we go take a ride in my limo?
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I'll tell you about my seven nights on
Saturn.
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Did you just see that?
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No, no.
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Yes, you did. Don't lie.
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Look, it's no big deal. She's just being
friendly.
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See, that was always your problem, Flex.
You too damn friendly.
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Oh, hold up now.
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You always seeing things that aren't
there. Poof, there it is. Poof, there's
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something else. I do not. Excuse me,
Grady. Can you mind your business?
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We're not fighting, baby.
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No, we're just talking with a lot of
emotion, baby. That's all.
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Then why is Daddy's angry vein popping
out of his head?
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That's my love bump.
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It pulsates whenever I'm around your
mother.
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All right, be still, BB.
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Black, come on. We're going to be late.
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You're always late, and you know I hate
being late.
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You know, you've always... has been
impatient.
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Nicole, you should just take a moment,
breathe, and relax.
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Okay, let's go.
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Where are my keys?
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I left them right here on the coffee
table.
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Oh, well, I put them in the kitchen
drawer. You know I hate clutter.
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And you know I hate when you move my
stuff all around.
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Look, you know what? Don't stop before
we go out. Hey, hey, okay.
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Here are the keys.
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That's a sound. Let's go.
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Look, Nicole, I have a system, okay?
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A place for everything and everything in
its place. Right. On the floor, on top
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of... You know, Nicole, I've just...
Okay, hey, hey, hey!
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Let's go party.
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I
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can't
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believe you two are still together.
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Star basketball player, class
valedictorian.
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You two were such leaders.
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And look at you, still achieving.
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Thank you.
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Well, I have a Ph .D.
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I make more money than she does.
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In that case, a donation to our building
fund is always appreciated.
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Oh, sheesh, of course.
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Honey, donate.
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Well, I guess I could write a check for
a hundred. Oh, no, no, no, absolutely
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not. Make it five.
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We're not cheap people.
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We're not cheap people.
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Oh, it's easy to be generous when it's
not your money.
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Oh.
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Okay,
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you know what? This is so embarrassing.
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I always thought my parents getting back
together would be the best thing ever,
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but look at them. They always fight.
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Parents always fight.
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In my house, it starts every Friday when
my mama wonders what happened to my
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daddy's check.
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My parents never argue.
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In fact, they never talk.
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There's a cool, eerie silence in my
house.
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It's kind of cool.
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I've seen them fight about everything.
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I mean, yesterday, it was, should the
toilet paper go up and over or down and
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under? Who cares? It all gets flushed.
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So I said to him, Billy Boy, instead of
micro -hard, why not call it micro
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-soft? Oh, Dwayne, why didn't I realize
how fabulous you were in high school?
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It's the fur, baby.
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Go on, pet me.
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I'll be your real -life chia pet.
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Ooh. Watch me grow.
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You and your family, you always thought
you were better than me and my family.
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How do I put this nicely?
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We were.
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You see what I mean? Uppity. Just stank
and uppity.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I'm sure you missed the days when
you drank Kool -Aid out of the jelly
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jar.
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Excuse me. Those were passed down from
my grandmother.
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Ladies...
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like to take a moment to thank the most
generous contributors to our building
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fund, Flex and Nicole Barnes. Can you
believe they're still together?
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Oh, Mom and Dad, please stop. You are
giving me a headache. I'm going to bed.
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Why'd you have to go and upset her?
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Me?
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Sounds like you're boiling eggs up
there.
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And you're always kicking at me, too.
No, no, no. I'm just honest with you
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your fault. You know what? You're not as
perfect as you think you are, Fleck.
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You know what, Nicole?
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Who are we kidding, huh?
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This is not working out.
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You know, that's the first thing we
agreed on all night.
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Look, there's no right or wrong here.
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We're just not getting along.
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And unfortunately, that's why we got a
divorce.
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You're right.
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You're right. Now I remember.
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So how are we going to break this to
Brianna?
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Like two mature adults.
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She's going to break her heart.
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Yippee! Yes, I love you guys. You made
me so happy.
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Wait, you're not upset?
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No, I'm relieved.
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You guys torture each other. And if you
stay together, sooner or later the hate
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will trickle down to me. And I don't
want to be trickled on.
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Oh, I love you guys.
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My parents have came to their senses.
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The world is right again.
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What's wrong with your child?
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Nothing. I have her. It's cool.
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Well, I guess I better get to the hotel.
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Good idea.
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Nicole, we were good together once.
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Yeah.
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We were.
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Take your clothes off.
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Nice underwear, Dwayne.
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Yes, they are.
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But this time, they're cowboys.
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Love you too, Netta.
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