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Oh, my daughter's making a hot
breakfast, and I don't see any pigs
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must be out of clean bowls for cereal.
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No, there are 15 bowls and 15 spoons,
and I'm serving you your pancakes on a
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-inch plate.
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Oh, that's right.
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Somebody's 15th birthday is coming up.
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Uncle Roscoe's dog.
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Remind me to send old Fatback a big old
meaty bone.
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Daddy, on Saturday, Fatback...
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be a dog, but I will be a woman.
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I know it's your birthday. I was there
when you were born, all right? I was
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unconscious most of the time, but I was
there.
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Hey, hey, my people.
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Tell me, which one of these suits makes
me look more like a male model?
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The one that comes with the new face and
a huge bank account.
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What's up, Dwayne? Got a court date?
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Yeah, I'm suing to have you sent back to
Atlanta.
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Now, After five long years of heartfelt
correspondence, I am finally meeting the
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love of my life, Darla.
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Is that the woman you met on prisonpal
.com?
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I thought you said she was still serving
time for assault.
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It is not her fault that the security
guard that she tied up just happened to
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have a heart problem.
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The fact is that she's being paroled,
and she's spending her first weekend
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me at my place.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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After spending at your place, a halfway
house won't seem so bad.
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You can feel all by yourself But I have
a partner But I can't trust no one else
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So don't isolate yourself When there's
nobody
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I was born on Cinco de Mayo.
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Thought I was Mexican till I was ten.
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Well, Brie, you haven't seen anything
compared to the birthday I'm planning
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you this year. Ooh, can you give me a
hint?
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Let's just say it begins with fan and
ends with tastic.
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All right.
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Ooh, it's a birthday envelope for Mom.
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Oh, what do you know? Next day delivery
from hell.
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Men don't do up birthdays well.
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Women do.
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We're nurturers.
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You all are takers.
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Like your father, who's off on a fishing
trip with his old war buddies, talking
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about how his cell phone doesn't get a
signal on the lake. You know, I've
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been... Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama.
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My crisis?
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Oh, sorry, baby. I just missed your dad.
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But he does give me this weekend to
spend with you and Brianna. Oh, I'm glad
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have you here, Mom.
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And you can help me make Brianna's
birthday special.
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So what do you want to do, son? I want
to put that mother she holds dear to
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shame.
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I wonder if there's a big Zane, a Mama
Zane, or a Snoop Doggy Zane.
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Hello? Hey, hey, SeaWorld. Yeah. How
much would it cost for Shamu to give my
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daughter a birthday ride?
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Hello?
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So, Flex.
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What do you think?
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The suit is cool, but what's up with
your hat?
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What's up with your hat? Shut up.
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And I appreciate if you kept the sarcasm
to a minimum when Darla gets here. Why,
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what's she going to do, shank me?
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And why is she coming here anyway?
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To tell you the truth, I'm kind of
nervous about meeting her. So I need you
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me, man.
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What if she rejects me?
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And how is this different from every
woman you've ever known?
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Flex, I poured my heart and my soul into
those letters. And she poured right
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back. She knows my innermost secrets,
and she still wants to meet me.
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She could be my soulmate. You mean
cellmate.
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Shut up.
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Dwayne? Do I have the look of
desperation on my face?
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So you must be Dwayne.
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Darla?
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Could I be staring into the eyes of my
true love?
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You're even better looking than your
hair right.
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You want to go down to the beach and
take a stroll in the moonlight?
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Yeah.
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Oh, and then we can get our names
tattooed on each other's butts.
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First and last.
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Okay, but we'll have to fit her on my
right cheek. I don't want to cry out
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Mama's name.
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Hey,
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you look familiar.
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seeing my picture up at the post office.
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Hello, Mr. Washington.
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I can't believe you actually called me.
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I guess I'm going to be your son -in
-law someday. You want to borrow me?
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No, I just wanted to pick your brain.
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Now,
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look, you hang out with Brianna a lot,
right?
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Is there anything special I can surprise
her with for her birthday?
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I don't know. Lil' Zane's hard to top.
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Unless you have a private party with
Lil' Zane.
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A party with Lil' Zane?
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That's a good idea, Arnaz.
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Why don't I just hop on my magic carpet
and go hand an invitation to him
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personally?
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I can get you Lil' Zane. How?
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I'll ask my mama.
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What is your mama going to do?
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She's a backup singer for Mary J. Blige
and Luther Vandross and some bigger
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names. Too many to remember.
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And she can hook me up.
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Oh, yeah. She got Chaka Khan to sing my
13th birthday party. Really? Yeah.
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Auntie Chaka was real cool.
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She sang, I feel for you, and gave you a
nice birthday spank.
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Yeah. That was the day I became a man.
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Wow. So your moms can definitely hook
this up with Lil' Zane. No doubt.
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But if I do this, I'm going to need a
favor from you. I'm not pimping my
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daughter. I would never be stupid enough
to ask you to, sir.
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But when that magical day does come, and
I ask for your daughter's hand in
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marriage, Just ask that you give us your
blessing.
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Arnaz, if that day ever comes, I'll give
you my blessing.
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And then the locusts will devour the
earth.
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Lekwesi?
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Oh, I can't believe my baby's all grown
up and wearing man panties.
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Okay, Grandma, what do you think about
these for the Luzerne concert?
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Colorful.
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Not too sexy.
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Oh, dang, I gotta go change.
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No. No, that's the good thing.
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You think the girls who show their bosom
are gonna get more attention than you
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at the concert?
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Yes.
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You're also gonna get a baby at 16, and
if you make me a great -grandmother at
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the tender age of 41, I'm gonna have to
hurt you.
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41? Hush, child.
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We just want to look good for little
Zane. We got front row seats. And he
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pick us out of the crowd to come up and
dance. And from there, the road to video
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girl is already paved.
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You keep aiming high, baby.
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And as soon as we get that pimple off of
Bree's face, everything will be
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perfect.
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After this thing, the tattoo wore off.
Let's show them.
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We have these made.
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That's so junior high -ish.
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Your daughter's been in and out of the
joint since she was 13.
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I went through puberty and solitaire.
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By the way, where can I cut loose?
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Third door on the left.
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I miss you.
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Prison talk.
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Ain't she tender?
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I love your jailhouse love. I got to get
this party together for Brianna.
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Lil' Zane's coming.
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Oh, you got Lil' Zane?
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I'm working on it. I'm working on it. I
got a contact that assures me they can
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get Lil' Zane. Besides, when have you
ever known me not to get what I want?
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That's what I'm saying.
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My birthday's in March, and I want
Prince.
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All right, the purple one himself.
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Okay, why not put this blemish cream on
my face? Is it working? Because I don't
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feel like it's doing nothing but
burning.
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Kurt, it is not that bad.
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But I sure am glad I don't have one.
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Girl, now, pillows are good for you.
They give your face a lot of character.
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You're gonna have a lot of character.
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Danny, what do you think?
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Sweetie, you're 15.
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It's normal for you to have this. Ooh,
that one is pulsing up and down like
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Busta Rhymes.
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I'm never listening to Grandma again. I
hope y 'all know she's not 41.
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Uh, Dwayne, where's your girlfriend?
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She better not be cutting loose in my
sink.
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Hey, Mr. Washington.
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I was looking for Brianna.
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Nope. Oh, nice. My man, my dog.
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Hey, what you running off to, man?
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Come on in. Sit down. Get comfortable,
man. Lift your feet up.
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So, can I get you something to drink?
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I'll take a fresca.
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Smart man. Nothing beats the smooth
citrus taste of a fresca.
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So, speaking of Lil' Zane, your mama
gonna hook me up?
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Funny thing.
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Lil' Zane said no.
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What do you mean he said no?
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Actually, he didn't say no as much as my
mom never talked to him.
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Boy, she couldn't reach him?
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No. She doesn't know him.
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What are you talking about?
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Flex, the other day you were so
desperate. I just wanted to help you,
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Brianna, and in turn help myself.
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What can I say, man? I'm a fool for
love.
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I can't believe you lied to me. Get out
of my house. Get out.
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You know, technically this is your
fault. If I have such a fine daughter,
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better get out of here before I tell
anyone.
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I can get a magic marker and draw three
more zits on the other side, and it'll
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look like you got freckles.
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Hey, I hope you don't mind. I borrowed
some of your fancy soaps. Soaps like
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these will cost me my shoes and my self
-respect in a joke.
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Rihanna, you must be so excited. Now,
darling, I can't wait to come to the
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and meet Lil' Zane.
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Lil' Zane?
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Lil' Zane gonna be up in here?
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Yeah, Lil' Zane's gonna be here at your
party.
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I just found out I can't get Lil Xan.
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Now Brianna's really gonna be
disappointed.
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Oh, yeah, she sure will, but does that
mean you can't get Prince for me?
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Ooh,
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okay, two minutes till Lil Xan.
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Bitchin'. Nope, clear as a bell. Your
grandma's blemish cream really works.
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Arnez, maybe her grandma knows of a
deodorant that actually works for you.
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Maybe she can recommend something for
those sideburns of yours, Elvis.
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It's baby hair.
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Like a little baby wolf.
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Man,
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I haven't been backstage since I was a
groupie for Grace Jones.
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Grace Jones?
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Flex, it's something about bald -headed
women. It's a whole different bald man.
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Okay, look, those people have not
returned my phone call, so we're going
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to do this the old -fashioned way.
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crash the party oh that's the little man
himself yo little thing hey can i
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holler at you for a minute i just went
hey yo man i'm a little busy right now
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all right that's not love what am i
supposed to do now huh brianna's
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me dancers on stage now city of
baltimore get out your seat let's give
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Welcome to Lil' Zayn's world.
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How y 'all feeling tonight?
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Oh, we're going to do it like this.
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All of you fans out there, I want y 'all
to put your hands in the air like this.
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And if y 'all know the words, I want y
'all to scream it loud.
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Worldwide. Check. I'm living like a
special entity.
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I'm making it way bigger than a mother
catching another thief. I'm getting paid
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like a post -it. Y 'all want me to talk
to y 'all, I'm over one in hand. You're
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still close, too. I'm in position with
the post -it. I write raps, make
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like that.
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I like that. I never was a rich man.
What is your dad doing up there?
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Girl, what do you think?
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He's obviously got no daddy come to my
party and then invited him to dance with
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him. Girl, what they obviously homie.
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Hey, hit the theme with the Sinead. You
trying to do your thing tonight.
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We throw chips like it's bingo night.
Anything you like. Yo,
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man, I'm paying to talk. I'm paying to
dance. I'm dancing.
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Speaking of dancing.
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My daughter's having a birthday party,
and there's going to be lots of it. So
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you think you're going to blow through?
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You're that birthday stalker, aren't
you?
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Yo, security, somebody get this fool off
stage trying to steal my son.
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Hey, man, let's watch him. Let's watch
him.
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We're sorry about that, man. Some loser
stalker trying to get me to go to his
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daughter's birthday party.
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Yo, check this out. We're going to do it
like this. That'll stop nothing.
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DJ, run it back one time. Come on, y
'all.
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Hi,
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sweetie. How was the concert?
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I couldn't see it. My eyes were burning
with the tears of humiliation.
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This has something to do with your
father, doesn't it?
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My eyes burned like that for 18 years.
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Just let me explain.
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I was just trying to get little Zane to
come to your birthday party.
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Then why did you tell me he was coming
if he wasn't coming in the first place?
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Well, that's a long story.
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Look, I was just trying to do something
wonderful for you like your mother did
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in all those pictures I saw.
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But I'm not in.
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Daddy,
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mom does good birthdays.
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You don't crown me like Mom does. You
give me my space.
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Oh, and if anybody can whip up a dinner
out of old Halloween candy issues.
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So, you're okay about not having Lil Xan
at your party?
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Come on, Daddy.
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I mean, having Lil Xan at my birthday
party would have been off the hook.
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But thanks for trying.
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You did the best you could.
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You all right?
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Hug.
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Oh, daddy, this party is off
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the easy.
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Well, if I was in church, I would say
hallelujah.
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Well, then I guess you don't need this
to push it over the top.
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Tiffany's, I don't care what it is
because I know it's expensive.
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Thank you, baby.
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Your mama didn't buy you one like that,
did she? No. Oh, good, good.
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Bye.
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Here's one for the photo album.
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All right, baby, look, go on, enjoy the
party, go with your friends, have fun.
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Bye.
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Bet you never dance like this in prison,
huh?
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Actually, if you want to get an extra
blood and blood, sometimes you have to.
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Better dance with it, girl.
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I have something for you.
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Now, before you open it, something I
want to say.
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I'm just going to put it out there.
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No jokes, no coin lines.
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It's on your mind.
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Actually, it's not so much what's on my
mind.
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It's what's in.
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harassing my people, stepping all over
my dancers.
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I figured any father that would stress
me like this must really love his
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daughter.
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What's up, man? Thanks for showing up,
Lil' Zane.
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Hey, man.
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Anything you ever need in the sports
world, I got access to everything.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah. Can you give me Super Bowl
tickets?
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I work on it.
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Thank you, daddy. It's the best birthday
I ever had.
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Aw, that was nothing, baby. But, uh,
tell your mama, Lil' Zane's gonna be
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to top. Heard that.
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I'm saying if it's cool, I was going to
do a little song. It's time for the
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birthday girl.
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Oh, that's me, that's me. Let's start
the music up.
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It takes two to make a thing go right.
If I'm correct, then you single right.
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But you trying to do your thing tonight.
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I throw chips like it's bingo night.
Anything you like. One night with me is
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bound to change your life. Got the whole
club blocked off.
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Pistachio popped off.
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Baby, ho, this is the scenery, we're not
bald.
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Look, mommy intent, dancing so close,
looking like Siamese twins.
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Shorty, stay focused, keep your mind on
me. Like you're rent, baby, you're
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behind on me.
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Sir, we have reason to believe you're
harboring a fugitive.
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What? Son, just go quietly. You've
brought enough shame to this family.
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There she is.
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All right, Darla.
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Let's go.
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Oh, wait, man.
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Unhand her, man.
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This is police brutality.
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I want your badge number.
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You'll be writing parking tickets for
the rest of your life. Out of the car!
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Out of the car!
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Out of the car!
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I have a confession to make.
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I didn't actually get paroled.
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I busted out.
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I just had to see you.
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You broke out of the big house just to
be with me?
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And I'd do it again.
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All right, let's go.
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Will you wait for me?
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For 20 years? Oh, boom.
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20 years is a long time. I mean, I'm
still young and virile.
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was filled with temptresses.
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He'll be here.
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Let's go.
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Love you too, Netta.
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