Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:13,760
Once upon a time, there was a little
girl who was the apple of her dad's eye.
2
00:00:14,540 --> 00:00:20,520
As she grew up, many boys tried to woo
her, but none were good enough for dad.
3
00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:26,920
So now, to help find her one true love,
dad and daughter have both agreed to
4
00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,560
enter a fairytale realm of romance.
5
00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:36,200
full of hot single boys who, upon
entering this magical kingdom, are
6
00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:42,400
into handsome prince charmies. All
prepared to do anything to win a date
7
00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:43,500
this week's princess.
8
00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:57,140
Have you ever shown your penis in
public?
9
00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:28,500
This week, entering the world of My
Little Princess and searching for her
10
00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:33,820
charming is Princess Charlotte, a
trained dancer from a land not so far,
11
00:01:33,820 --> 00:01:36,420
away called Cheltenham.
12
00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:41,300
I've never had a boyfriend before
because I went to an all -girls school
13
00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:45,020
11 and then I went to dancing school and
unfortunately a lot of the dancing
14
00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:45,999
people are gay.
15
00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:49,160
So the odds were stacked against me,
really.
16
00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:52,220
The good news for Princess Charlotte...
17
00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:57,560
is that in this magical kingdom, there
is a village full of manly young bucks.
18
00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:02,880
Looking at them, it may be hard to
believe, but they are all as straight as
19
00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:06,240
die and desperate to find their one true
love.
20
00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:08,800
And this week, brace yourselves.
21
00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:12,980
There's a whole new bunch of princely
arrivals to choose from.
22
00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,840
Gadzooks!
23
00:02:15,900 --> 00:02:20,580
I'm a big softie at heart. I love taking
girls out to, like, Nando, Finnemore,
24
00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:21,740
that sort of stuff.
25
00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:24,070
I love just whining and dining and
making them happy.
26
00:02:25,830 --> 00:02:26,890
I'm a fitness model.
27
00:02:27,310 --> 00:02:32,430
I've just competed in Miami and in
Iceland, and I came top ten in the
28
00:02:33,030 --> 00:02:38,190
My main goal has been to win
competitions, and now I've done that, I
29
00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:41,750
look for a relationship and maybe find
the right person.
30
00:02:43,450 --> 00:02:46,030
I've been single now for just over six
months.
31
00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:48,530
What's it take for a girl to cut it?
32
00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,490
The full package, you know.
33
00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,400
People say your legs, bums, or a boob
man.
34
00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,880
Everything. Plus skin, hair. You know,
how well do you put makeup on?
35
00:02:59,120 --> 00:03:04,540
So we have one beautiful princess and a
bunch of love -hungry hunks, all
36
00:03:04,540 --> 00:03:05,880
searching for romance.
37
00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,980
What could possibly go wrong?
38
00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:15,360
Ah, yes. It's time to meet a fearsome 57
-year -old car designer called John,
39
00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,160
otherwise known as Dad.
40
00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,260
Everyone tells me I'm scary, but...
41
00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:22,560
I don't think I am.
42
00:03:24,460 --> 00:03:29,860
Charlotte's my little princess that she
needs to be looked after and kept safe
43
00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:30,759
and sound.
44
00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:35,180
A lot of people think, because I'm very
protective to Charlotte, that I don't
45
00:03:35,180 --> 00:03:37,960
want her to have a boyfriend, and that's
not true. I just want to make sure that
46
00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,180
the boyfriend she gets is the right one
that's right for her and not going to
47
00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,260
cause me any grief either.
48
00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:49,580
To win a date with the princess, the
princess must first impress Big Dad
49
00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:55,790
So back in the princely village, a list
of his dadly demands were dispatched for
50
00:03:55,790 --> 00:03:57,230
all to read.
51
00:04:00,550 --> 00:04:02,830
There are certain things I will not
accept.
52
00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:08,090
I don't want anybody who is not loyal to
my daughter. I don't need preloaders,
53
00:04:08,090 --> 00:04:13,070
and we do not need someone that's four
foot six with big ears and looking ugly.
54
00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:18,670
And if you upset her, that's it. You
upset me, and you don't want that.
55
00:04:19,950 --> 00:04:24,430
The princes know not what the princess
looks like, for this privilege will only
56
00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,170
be granted to the winner of this contest
of love.
57
00:04:28,750 --> 00:04:35,290
But propelled by the mere possibility of
love, a band of seven brand -spanking
58
00:04:35,290 --> 00:04:40,670
-new princely heroes set forth to apply
for the job of Dad's Prince Charming.
59
00:04:47,710 --> 00:04:52,490
You know I'm standing here tonight.
60
00:04:54,670 --> 00:05:01,570
Well, I know I've acted foolish, but I
promise you no more.
61
00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:08,470
I finally found that something worth
reaching for.
62
00:05:09,010 --> 00:05:10,670
I'm not here.
63
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,300
That I bought it
64
00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,680
To win a date with Princess Charlotte,
the princes will all have to prove
65
00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:09,480
themselves to Dad by surviving a series
of terrible, twisted tests of love.
66
00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:16,160
The first of which is a wondrous
instrument of torture, known simply
67
00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:20,500
The Catapult of Truth!
68
00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:27,380
This magical machine of truth, tis the
work of the Wizard of the Castle.
69
00:06:27,930 --> 00:06:31,970
and professor of the human mind, Dr.
David Lewis.
70
00:06:33,330 --> 00:06:38,450
It will allow Dad to ask his princely
candidates any question he so desires.
71
00:06:39,030 --> 00:06:44,230
If a prince's answer displeases Dad in
any way, then they will be immediately
72
00:06:44,230 --> 00:06:50,910
catapulted into the Lake of Losers in
order to guarantee
73
00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,550
their answers are truthful.
74
00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:58,860
The wise old wizard has attached a
genuine lie detector into his devious
75
00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:06,580
So, as the princes take their seat, they
know verily there is no hiding
76
00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:07,800
from the truth.
77
00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:19,460
If my little princess got fat, would you
dump her?
78
00:07:22,239 --> 00:07:23,239
No.
79
00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:27,740
No.
80
00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:56,730
If she was to get fat, I'm a personal
trainer, so I'm sure I could manage her
81
00:07:56,730 --> 00:07:58,570
weight quite well if she was to put on a
few kilos.
82
00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:01,150
The sheer arrogance of the boy.
83
00:08:01,830 --> 00:08:05,770
Know he not that no man can beat the
wizard's machine of truth?
84
00:08:06,450 --> 00:08:09,030
Did you dump my little princess if she
got fat?
85
00:08:11,910 --> 00:08:12,910
Yes.
86
00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:28,450
I'm not a big fan of fat beds. I need
someone who looks good on my arm.
87
00:08:28,990 --> 00:08:34,710
So two princes gone. Who will be next to
fail Dad's deadly interrogation?
88
00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,789
Do you urinate in the shower?
89
00:08:37,650 --> 00:08:42,909
A prince charming that bathes in his own
urine is not something Dad wants for
90
00:08:42,909 --> 00:08:43,909
his little princess.
91
00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:49,310
But who is a princely pisser and who is
not? That is the question.
92
00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:51,030
No.
93
00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:09,480
When the king asked me if I'd urinate in
the shower, I said no, because it's a
94
00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:14,360
dirty habit, but it's not a habit of
mine, it's more of a pastime, seen as a
95
00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:15,360
little treat sometimes.
96
00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:22,240
I want to take you somewhere, you know I
care, but it's so cold and I
97
00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,340
don't know where.
98
00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,380
You urinate in the shower?
99
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:30,960
Yes.
100
00:09:45,740 --> 00:09:50,320
So having dispatched two princely
pissers to the lake of losers, Dad John
101
00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:55,520
now left with just Prince Luke, Prince
Scotty and Prince Joe. But which of them
102
00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:57,660
will win this trial of truth?
103
00:09:58,060 --> 00:10:01,120
Have you ever dated more than one girl
at the same time?
104
00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:06,280
No.
105
00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:09,880
No.
106
00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,260
Dating two girls at the same time is
casual practice where I'm from.
107
00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:49,020
I get bored really easily. Keep them on
my toes.
108
00:10:49,380 --> 00:10:51,480
Ah, what a romantic fool.
109
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:58,660
Hey -ho, just Prince Luke and Prince Joe
now remain. Who will win this opening
110
00:10:58,660 --> 00:10:59,720
dadly challenge?
111
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,380
Have you ever shown your penis in
public?
112
00:11:10,700 --> 00:11:11,700
No.
113
00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,100
Yeah.
114
00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:28,620
He asked me whether I've shown my penis
in public, which I have. I told
115
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,499
him the truth.
116
00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:32,440
I've got nothing to be ashamed of, so
I'll just get it out for the lads.
117
00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:35,740
Maybe he just wanted to know if I got a
big cock or not, really.
118
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:42,780
So Prince Luke wins this test of honour
and walks into the next stage of this
119
00:11:42,780 --> 00:11:43,780
princely contest.
120
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:47,980
If by the end of the week I got to date
a princess, I would be delighted.
121
00:11:48,380 --> 00:11:52,600
It would be, like, an amazing, like,
achievement.
122
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:58,060
It was time for Dad to contemplate what
he had just witnessed on the wizard's
123
00:11:58,060 --> 00:12:03,100
marvellous machine, in particular the
performance of Prince Mark, Prince Matt
124
00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:04,760
and Prince Scotty.
125
00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:07,740
See that guy up there?
126
00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,960
Yeah. We asked the question, have you
dated two girls at the same time? Right.
127
00:12:12,180 --> 00:12:13,159
And that was a yeah.
128
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,020
Oh. I don't like that.
129
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,660
Straight in the water.
130
00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,700
And we get this prince, Mark.
131
00:12:20,020 --> 00:12:22,680
Right. I asked him a really poignant
question.
132
00:12:22,920 --> 00:12:26,280
What was that? This time was, if you put
on a little bit of weight, would he
133
00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:27,079
dump you?
134
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,460
Oh. And he answered truthfully.
135
00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:31,700
What? Yeah.
136
00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,120
Yeah. Oh, get rid of him.
137
00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:38,420
Well, he's still in the frame. He should
love me for me. At the end of the day,
138
00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:39,960
I'm making the decisions, Pops.
139
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,580
We asked exactly the same question to
Matt.
140
00:12:42,880 --> 00:12:45,930
Yeah. And he gave me the answer, no.
141
00:12:46,290 --> 00:12:47,610
Oh, that was nice.
142
00:12:48,190 --> 00:12:49,190
He was lying.
143
00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:51,030
Oh, but Daddy's fit.
144
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:54,510
I really don't care whether he's fit or
not. He's lying, Charlotte.
145
00:12:55,390 --> 00:13:00,350
It was time for Dad to pick a prince to
throw off the castle bridge into the
146
00:13:00,350 --> 00:13:01,610
makimoto projection.
147
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:07,970
Scotty just had to go.
148
00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:12,170
Soon as he admitted to dating two girls
at the same time, his card was marked.
149
00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,440
Any guy that does that with my daughter,
big trouble.
150
00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,800
He's gone.
151
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:22,040
People love me when they think I'm a
nod. I think the king thinks I'm a bit
152
00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,040
nod to him.
153
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,180
Ah!
154
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:36,600
Shed no tears for poor Prince Scotty,
for he shall return up next week to try
155
00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:38,820
and win the heart of another princess.
156
00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:45,860
But for the six remaining princes, their
quest to be crowned Dad's Prince
157
00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:49,460
Charming has only just begun.
158
00:13:55,020 --> 00:14:01,700
Welcome back to My
159
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:06,120
Little Princess, where the deeds of one
prince have already caught the eye of
160
00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:10,400
all. His name is Prince Luke, the
champion of the catapult of truth.
161
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:13,490
whose rhymes are as sharp as his spiky
hair.
162
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:18,810
I often get compared to Eminem and Alex
Reid.
163
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:23,690
I guess it's due to my rapping and the
way I look.
164
00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:26,590
My rapper name is Hot Frosty.
165
00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:33,830
The main reason for this is the
controversial contradiction of the name.
166
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:40,510
To be honest, it would hurt me if you
lost interest.
167
00:14:40,750 --> 00:14:42,410
Find it on my bank account when they
invest.
168
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:46,230
Spend a loud allowance amount to impress
you. You are so sweet to me. You are my
169
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,230
little princess.
170
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:56,530
The lyrical Prince Hot Frosty may have a
gifted tongue, but will that be enough
171
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:59,550
to impress Princess Charlotte and her
dad?
172
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,010
I'd definitely put Charlotte on a
pedestal.
173
00:15:02,490 --> 00:15:07,230
She's my princess, and that's the end of
it. There is nobody better than
174
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:11,740
Charlotte. And if the boys want
something perfect, then they don't need
175
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:12,459
any further.
176
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,880
Their only obstacle is me.
177
00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:18,000
If a guy doesn't treat me like a
princess, my dad will have him out of
178
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,979
straight away.
179
00:15:18,980 --> 00:15:21,340
We need a man that's going to really
look after you.
180
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,660
I don't want any wimps for my daughter.
181
00:15:24,860 --> 00:15:30,300
It was clear that dad was looking for a
strong and brave prince, prepared to do
182
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,860
anything for his little princess.
183
00:15:32,980 --> 00:15:37,260
Methinks it is time for us all to pay a
visit to the witch of the castle.
184
00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:45,020
If Dad desires to know whether the
princes are made of the right stuff,
185
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:50,580
witch will arrange for him to see who is
really a man or a mouse.
186
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:59,820
As usual, the wicked witch transforms
our noble princes one by one into giant
187
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,140
freak -faced mice.
188
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:08,120
Remember, the princes are unable to see
anything at all beneath their new
189
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,120
beastly skins.
190
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:13,730
So the only way to break this curse is
to run as fast as they can in a straight
191
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:17,030
line towards another blind princely
rodent.
192
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:25,710
Whichever mouse man runs the furthest
and the fastest will pass safely into
193
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:26,609
next round.
194
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:31,950
Whoever loses must pray that Dad has
mercy on their pathetic soul.
195
00:16:33,010 --> 00:16:38,290
First to step into this mousely arena of
courage is brave Prince Arthur.
196
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,190
Since leaving university, I've picked up
the nickname Gitbo.
197
00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,050
It stands for giving it the big one.
198
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:46,190
I tend to live my life now by that rule.
199
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:50,610
I've got it printed on T -shirts, and it
just means that I'm willing to go out
200
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,610
there, do anything.
201
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:56,570
Taking on the giant Prince Gitbo will be
the man who puts the fit into fitness,
202
00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:57,870
Prince Matt.
203
00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:01,590
If I had to pick one prince that I was
worried about, I think it would be
204
00:17:01,590 --> 00:17:06,250
Arthur, just because he's so confident,
he's bigger than me, and he's got a
205
00:17:06,250 --> 00:17:09,280
really... big personality so he's the
one one concern really
206
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:17,480
and
207
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:24,460
they're off come on bit faster oh you
208
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:29,560
idiot come on don't break that that was
pathetic
209
00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:41,480
They say no pain, no gain. Where our two
blind micemen collide will reveal whose
210
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,640
pain has gained them the victory in this
opening battle.
211
00:17:47,660 --> 00:17:52,560
It can quite clearly be seen that the
blue mouse is the clear winner of this
212
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:53,680
contest of courage.
213
00:17:54,380 --> 00:17:59,420
Which means the lion -hearted champion
is... Brave Prince Gitbo.
214
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,820
And the spineless jellyfish is...
215
00:18:04,220 --> 00:18:05,220
Prince Matt.
216
00:18:06,700 --> 00:18:12,780
Next to prove themselves in this game of
pain is the devilishly handsome Prince
217
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:13,780
Joe.
218
00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:19,940
Recently been crowned Mr Nottingham,
which is a competition for models.
219
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:25,020
I always use my Mr Nottingham status to
pull girls all the time. Sort of drop
220
00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:26,020
that in in conversation.
221
00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,560
Girls sort of love it.
222
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:32,980
Facing this princely pretty boy is...
Scouse Mouse, Prince Mark.
223
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:37,180
I am a trainee wealth manager, which
basically means I take out clients and
224
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,099
entertain them.
225
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,940
My chances against other princes?
226
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:41,800
I'd say I'm pretty near the top.
227
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:45,900
I'm physically fit. I'm quite a bright
guy.
228
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,800
Let battle commence.
229
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,480
Come on, run.
230
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,700
Apply yourself.
231
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,920
Good Lord, looks like he's got angina.
232
00:18:57,740 --> 00:19:00,480
Come on, and you... Oh, crikey.
233
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,260
Oh, that's it.
234
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:08,680
Great Scott, once again there's no
question as to which prince is the most
235
00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:15,660
courageous. It is the orange mouse man,
who is... Pretty Boy Prince
236
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:22,000
Joe. Which means the sorry loser is...
Prince Mark from Lily Liverpool.
237
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,920
Just one final mousy match remains.
238
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:30,270
and will feature a rapping rodent called
Prince Hot Frosty.
239
00:19:31,010 --> 00:19:35,570
Well, to win this date, I'm going to
show my true self and really show that I
240
00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:39,670
actually generally mean business, and I
am here for one thing, and that is the
241
00:19:39,670 --> 00:19:40,429
King's daughter.
242
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:44,490
Facing Prince Hot Frosty will be a
prince with a soft centre.
243
00:19:44,690 --> 00:19:46,530
Ah, it's Prince John.
244
00:19:46,910 --> 00:19:52,170
I'm hoping the princess is my dream
girl, and I can cuddle her in bed.
245
00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:55,790
Come on, man. No room for cuddles here.
246
00:19:59,430 --> 00:20:00,430
Annie's off.
247
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:01,710
A mighty mouse.
248
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,010
Oh, whoopsie -daisy.
249
00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:06,490
Come on.
250
00:20:07,130 --> 00:20:09,770
What the blazes was that?
251
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:14,210
Now they're cuddling each other.
252
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:16,650
No. What's he doing?
253
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:17,930
That's hopeless.
254
00:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,510
Blazing baboon.
255
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:24,700
Dad's right. The mousely battlefield is
no place for cuddles. The result's the
256
00:20:24,700 --> 00:20:29,360
thing, and it can be revealed that the
Purple Mouse Man is the clear victor of
257
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:30,460
this mousely battle.
258
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:38,140
So all hail, then, to brave Prince Hot
Frosty, the squeaky assassin of
259
00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,560
the cuddle -loving loser, Prince John.
260
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:48,120
So praise be to the winning mice men,
Prince Hot Frosty, Prince Gitbo, and
261
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,540
Pretty Boy Prince Joe.
262
00:20:49,780 --> 00:20:54,380
The reward is to pass safely into the
next round of this contest of love.
263
00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:02,780
But for the other three spineless
princely losers, it is time for Dad to
264
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:07,540
which of them should be cast into his
moat of rejection.
265
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,770
Charlotte. We need a man that's going to
really look after you. Not like this
266
00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:14,469
guy, Matt.
267
00:21:14,470 --> 00:21:16,930
Thought he had a lot more about him than
that. Yeah, but he's hot.
268
00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:20,330
He's a wimp. Come on. He's a wimp. And
we get this prince, Mark.
269
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:21,650
He was wimpy.
270
00:21:21,830 --> 00:21:23,590
Oh, but Dad, look at that. He's fit.
271
00:21:23,990 --> 00:21:27,510
I really don't care whether he's fit or
not. Let's move on to the next one.
272
00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:30,390
John. Oh, he's a geek, Dad. No.
273
00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:34,070
Well, maybe even he could look after
you, Charlotte. He'd be very
274
00:21:34,390 --> 00:21:35,610
Oh, I don't care. He's ugly.
275
00:21:35,990 --> 00:21:37,090
Well, we'll see.
276
00:21:37,910 --> 00:21:39,830
Who do you think we should save? Save
Mark.
277
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:40,739
End of.
278
00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,000
What do you mean, save Mark?
279
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,560
I want a reason for saving Mark. He's
good -looking.
280
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,520
Good -looking's not a reason, Charlotte.
I need a reason.
281
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,040
Come on, one chance.
282
00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:54,560
Having heard his daughter's pleas, Dad
was willing to spare handsome Prince
283
00:21:54,560 --> 00:22:00,620
Mark. But he could not choose who to
lose from the other two princely
284
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:08,800
And so he decreed that Prince John and
Prince Matt should endure one final
285
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:14,380
suicidal mouse -off to decide which of
them should survive in this contest of
286
00:22:14,380 --> 00:22:15,380
love.
287
00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:22,020
The stakes could be no higher as they
prepared for a final mousely battle.
288
00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,440
This is it! This is it! It is on!
289
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,680
This is it!
290
00:22:29,780 --> 00:22:30,780
It's on!
291
00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:33,140
Yes, this is it! This is it!
292
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,720
Oh! Oh, dear, he's lost his head.
293
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,000
It's extraordinarily close.
294
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:45,800
But the eye in the sky can reveal that
the light blue mouse man wins this
295
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,980
by a whisker.
296
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:53,360
Which means the quest for love is over
for this week.
297
00:22:53,770 --> 00:22:56,110
for the losing orange mouse man
298
00:22:56,110 --> 00:23:02,670
matt got the part big guy
299
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:07,350
but he clearly hasn't got it he has not
got the bottle and he hasn't got
300
00:23:07,350 --> 00:23:12,570
anything like the ability to handle my
daughter i'm glad he's gone i'm just a
301
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:16,350
little bit gutted at the moment so i
went out against john who doesn't go to
302
00:23:16,350 --> 00:23:21,080
gym he looks like a scientist i
shouldn't be losing challenges like that
303
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,580
of my friends would be laughing their
heads off when they see that.
304
00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:30,380
So another princely loser swims from the
moat of rejection.
305
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:34,640
Prince Matt will return next week to try
and win the heart of another princess.
306
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:41,800
But for the remaining princely
survivors, the mystery of what Princess
307
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,100
looks like has fired their imagination.
308
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,080
What form might their one true love
take?
309
00:23:47,630 --> 00:23:50,530
It was a question that was of great
interest to all.
310
00:23:51,150 --> 00:23:55,890
If this princess turns out to be
everything I've ever wanted, I would
311
00:23:55,890 --> 00:23:58,390
end up with her. Yeah, I guess we're all
looking for true love.
312
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:00,030
Who isn't?
313
00:24:00,870 --> 00:24:04,390
I'd love to meet someone that was really
nice and that I got along with and then
314
00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,790
maybe had some sort of future with.
315
00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:07,090
Jo, what do you look for in a girl,
then?
316
00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:10,310
She's got to be like a lady in the
streets, you know what I mean? So, like,
317
00:24:10,310 --> 00:24:13,090
classy, but got to be up for a laugh as
well.
318
00:24:13,290 --> 00:24:16,990
My worst nightmare in a guy would be
someone who's shorter than me because
319
00:24:16,990 --> 00:24:17,769
quite tall.
320
00:24:17,770 --> 00:24:21,250
It would be really awkward and I'd have
to bring a yellow page with me to stand
321
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,310
on. What do you want, Jack?
322
00:24:22,690 --> 00:24:26,670
Just someone you can talk to and have a
conversation with and be friends with,
323
00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:27,950
maybe. Just looking for friends.
324
00:24:28,230 --> 00:24:29,230
Friends with benefits.
325
00:24:29,350 --> 00:24:30,350
Friends with benefits.
326
00:24:30,550 --> 00:24:31,690
She's not a pension plan.
327
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:42,840
The appearance of a prince was of great
concern to both Princess Charlotte and
328
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:43,719
her dad.
329
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:48,980
For if her one true love really was to
be one of these princely hunks, then
330
00:24:48,980 --> 00:24:50,980
would their future child look like?
331
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:57,200
Fortunately, within the castle there was
a magical mirror that would allow them
332
00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:02,500
to see different possible futures, to a
time when motherhood might visit the
333
00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:03,500
princess.
334
00:25:14,190 --> 00:25:15,730
Oh, this is Mark, Charlotte. I like him.
335
00:25:15,970 --> 00:25:16,990
Good, strong lad.
336
00:25:17,210 --> 00:25:18,210
Yeah, big shoulders.
337
00:25:18,730 --> 00:25:20,250
Excellent. Nice, clean -cut look.
338
00:25:20,490 --> 00:25:21,490
Hair's smart.
339
00:25:21,570 --> 00:25:23,210
I like him. OK, mirror.
340
00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:25,850
Let's see what their children would look
like if they got married.
341
00:25:28,030 --> 00:25:33,890
Upon Dad's command, the magical mirror
moves forward in time to reveal the
342
00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:37,330
fruits of a union between Princess
Charlotte and Prince Mark.
343
00:25:38,979 --> 00:25:40,620
Wow, that's not too bad.
344
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:41,940
I don't like her eyebrows.
345
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:45,020
A little bit chubby in the cheeks, but
all children are chubby in the cheeks.
346
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:45,859
Yeah, but I've got chubby cheeks.
347
00:25:45,860 --> 00:25:50,200
Yeah, but actually, I'm impressed. I
really am impressed. Definitely put him
348
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,119
the maybe pile.
349
00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,080
Okay, Mira, next candidate, please.
350
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:57,899
That's Luke.
351
00:25:57,900 --> 00:26:00,420
Oh, I'm not too sure about his hair.
It's a bit spiky.
352
00:26:00,980 --> 00:26:03,780
So let's see what your child would look
like if you married Luke.
353
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,340
Let's look.
354
00:26:12,580 --> 00:26:16,680
What's up with his lips? His lips, yeah,
the lips are way long, they are.
355
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,680
His eyes are quite nice. He's got nice
eyelashes.
356
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:22,860
He's got, like, chubby cheeks. That's
kind of cute. No, I'm absolutely not
357
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:24,620
liking that at all. We'll move on.
358
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:28,420
This is Joe.
359
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,520
Oh, he's nice.
360
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,940
So let's see what your children would
look like if you got married to Joe.
361
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,340
Is it a girl? Yeah, it's a girl. I'm not
so sure if it's a girl or a boy.
362
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:50,220
No, she's got cute hair. We need a new
picture.
363
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,580
Mirror, next one.
364
00:26:56,080 --> 00:27:01,580
Arthur, good tall lad, this one. We can
always tape his ears back.
365
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:04,640
So, that's what the children would look
like.
366
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:11,920
Oh, dear.
367
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,220
Honestly, that's absolutely awful.
368
00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:18,500
Lots of the nose.
369
00:27:18,580 --> 00:27:21,020
Yeah, just atrocious.
370
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,060
That actually offends me to look at
that. We'll move on.
371
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:26,280
Mirror, next candidate, please.
372
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,280
All right, this is John Charlotte.
373
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,520
Okay, mirror, reveal what their children
would look like.
374
00:27:46,990 --> 00:27:48,330
His eyes are quite nice. He's got nice
eyelashes.
375
00:27:49,090 --> 00:27:51,730
Oh, my God. We cannot cope with that.
376
00:27:51,950 --> 00:27:53,190
No, I don't like it.
377
00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:54,730
OK, Mayor.
378
00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:56,090
I've seen enough, thank you.
379
00:27:58,290 --> 00:28:03,710
Having seen all possible princely
futures, it was time for Dad to
380
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:05,250
future child's father.
381
00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:22,220
Easiest decision yet. I'd never have my
little princess marry that geek, John.
382
00:28:22,380 --> 00:28:23,640
And the child they would have?
383
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,240
Horrendous.
384
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,100
I'm not a geek, actually.
385
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:31,640
It's not always about luck, is it?
386
00:28:32,820 --> 00:28:34,080
It could be about the brains.
387
00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:45,320
Sadly for cuddly Prince John, his brains
were not enough to win the heart of
388
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,320
this week's princess.
389
00:28:46,940 --> 00:28:51,340
But for the remaining four princesses,
this contest of love was just about to
390
00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:54,380
enter a new, far more terrifying stage.
391
00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:58,200
Ladies and gentlemen, Barbara Dixon.
392
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:08,880
Welcome back to
393
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:09,880
My Little Princess.
394
00:29:10,100 --> 00:29:13,920
With a search to find a prince charming
for our Princess of Cheltenham,
395
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,240
Charlotte continues.
396
00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,780
One young suitor had caught her eye.
397
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:23,380
T 'was a prince whose possible future
child most pleased dad and daughter.
398
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:27,300
So who is this fab fellow from
Loverpool?
399
00:29:29,860 --> 00:29:32,720
The type of girls I tend to attract,
they all seem to want me to be their
400
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,180
boyfriend. I don't really usually
attract the type of girl who just wants
401
00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:36,639
-night stand.
402
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,800
They all see me as boyfriend material.
403
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,820
I am regularly compared to a young
Marlon Brando.
404
00:29:43,300 --> 00:29:45,340
And to be fair...
405
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:49,840
I actually do look like him, which is
quite scary. But I hope I don't end up
406
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,060
like him because he's fat and he's dead.
407
00:29:53,820 --> 00:29:56,680
So, Prince Mark is no ordinary fellow.
408
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,880
And this was no ordinary contest of
love.
409
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,060
And if any further proofs were needed,
let me introduce to you a curious animal
410
00:30:05,060 --> 00:30:08,120
known simply as the Gift Horse.
411
00:30:10,060 --> 00:30:10,859
What's that?
412
00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:11,860
Am I on?
413
00:30:14,030 --> 00:30:19,770
This incredible talking horse has but
one purpose in life. To see if our
414
00:30:19,770 --> 00:30:22,030
really know what women want.
415
00:30:23,070 --> 00:30:27,310
The fiendish filly will offer each
prince two possible gifts.
416
00:30:27,550 --> 00:30:31,170
One is greatly desired by the princess,
the other is not.
417
00:30:32,190 --> 00:30:36,150
If they choose wisely, they will win
gifts for the princess.
418
00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:43,080
However... If they choose incorrectly,
they will fall from the stable into the
419
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:48,360
latrine of lament, otherwise known as
the gift horse's lave.
420
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,900
So sorry, I'd leave it for five minutes
if I was you.
421
00:30:53,300 --> 00:30:58,820
Twas a fate, Prince Hot Frosty, Prince
Gitbo, Prince Pretty Boy Joe.
422
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:04,640
And Prince Mark of the Mersey were most
keen to avoid in this contest of
423
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:08,180
compatibility, as the mighty stallion
spoke.
424
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,460
Now then, boys, picture this.
425
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,060
You're planning on battering up the
princess, right?
426
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:21,760
Now, I know what you're thinking. Why
don't they use margarine? Bit saucy.
427
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:26,620
it. No, you see, you want to impress the
princess by giving her some perfume,
428
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:29,380
right? But what will you give her?
429
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:35,380
Calvin Klein Eternity or Talisa Female
Boss?
430
00:31:35,980 --> 00:31:38,680
Calvin Klein or Talisa?
431
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,860
I think I'm going to go with Eternity
Moments because that's what my mum
432
00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:50,520
It's got to be the Calvin Klein Eternity
Moments.
433
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,120
Talisa Female Boss.
434
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,280
I will give the princess the Calvin
Klein Eternity.
435
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:05,460
So listen, I can honestly say with hoof
on heart that
436
00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:12,400
the princess loves nothing more than
spraying herself all over
437
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:18,700
with Calvin Klein Eternity.
438
00:32:38,179 --> 00:32:39,760
Yeah, he's gone.
439
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,520
I would never wear to Lisa.
440
00:32:42,800 --> 00:32:47,220
So, Prince Hot Frosty leaves the gift
horse empty -handed.
441
00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:52,920
But hope still remains with Prince
Gitbo, Prince Joe and Prince Mark.
442
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:57,200
All of whom have now won one gift for
their princess.
443
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,020
Okie -dokie, fellas.
444
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:04,980
Imagine, if you will, you and the
princess in a luxury spa.
445
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:09,360
No, not the supermarket.
446
00:33:10,420 --> 00:33:12,260
The place with the towels.
447
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:18,920
So, what treatment would you get for
her? An Indian head massage
448
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:24,420
or a French manicure? A manicure or a
massage?
449
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,760
Indian or French?
450
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,320
I'm going to go for a French manicure.
451
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,050
The Indian head massage.
452
00:33:36,510 --> 00:33:40,570
I think Indian head massage is a bit
naff, so I'm going to go with the nail
453
00:33:40,570 --> 00:33:41,570
manicure.
454
00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:48,650
Then I'm sorry about this, fellas, but
someone is up for the job.
455
00:33:48,890 --> 00:33:51,150
It's not me. Blame the producer.
456
00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:58,250
So I can tell you the correct answer is
the princess
457
00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:00,710
would like to have.
458
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:04,500
Bit tense, isn't it?
459
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,199
An Indian head massage.
460
00:34:16,139 --> 00:34:16,659
Oh,
461
00:34:16,659 --> 00:34:26,219
it
462
00:34:26,219 --> 00:34:27,380
was a tough one, but...
463
00:34:27,639 --> 00:34:31,639
Most girls would go for French manicure,
but I don't like my hands, so... You
464
00:34:31,639 --> 00:34:33,540
prefer the Indian head massage, that's
for sure.
465
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:41,360
And so it came
466
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,820
to pass that the most compatible prince
of all was Prince Mark.
467
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:51,600
But how many more gifts could this
princely prince win for his good lady?
468
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:55,620
Oh, well, Prince Mark.
469
00:34:55,949 --> 00:34:57,810
Can I just say congratulations?
470
00:34:58,470 --> 00:35:05,170
Your reward for doing so well is a night
in with the princess. You
471
00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,170
lucky boy.
472
00:35:07,590 --> 00:35:13,790
Now, what TV program would she most like
to snuggle up to and watch?
473
00:35:14,350 --> 00:35:18,310
Family Guy or The Vampire Diaries?
474
00:35:19,350 --> 00:35:22,090
Vampire Diaries or Family Guy?
475
00:35:22,750 --> 00:35:25,170
Family Guy or...
476
00:35:25,390 --> 00:35:26,830
The Vampire Diaries.
477
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:31,570
I will get the princess.
478
00:35:33,870 --> 00:35:34,870
Family guy.
479
00:35:36,930 --> 00:35:37,990
Right then.
480
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:39,430
Prince Mark.
481
00:35:39,650 --> 00:35:42,650
Do you mind if I call you Primer for
short?
482
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:46,630
No. I'm sorry.
483
00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:53,990
Anyway, I can tell you that the princess
loves nothing more.
484
00:35:56,330 --> 00:36:01,790
Than... ..naggling on the sofa,
watching... ..the vampire die.
485
00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:03,830
Oh, my God!
486
00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:09,050
Yeah, he did all right. He got my
perfume right, he got the Indian head
487
00:36:09,050 --> 00:36:10,230
right. I was impressed.
488
00:36:10,670 --> 00:36:13,150
It was going well. Yeah, it did really
well. Until some other guy.
489
00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:17,410
So Mark did very well. But there was one
clear loser for me. Mm -hm.
490
00:36:17,610 --> 00:36:24,050
And so Prince Mark was safe. But which
princely loser has Dad decided to
491
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,920
From his kingdom forever.
492
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:31,640
Luke was clearly not compatible for my
daughter.
493
00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:36,720
He has absolutely no idea what she likes
and he clearly couldn't keep her in the
494
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:41,000
style she's been accustomed to. I was
quite devastated that I got so close yet
495
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,000
was so far away.
496
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,140
In actual fact, he was a bit rubbish.
497
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:57,440
As Prince Hot Frosty contemplates where
it all went wrong, the good news for Dad
498
00:36:57,440 --> 00:37:00,340
is that he is now down to just three
princes.
499
00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:03,620
So, as the penultimate battle
approaches,
500
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:09,340
it was time to reflect upon the virtues
of each of these noble young men.
501
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,980
Joe's shown great courage, very honest,
looks a good strong boy.
502
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:18,140
Unfortunately, he's looking about five
foot nothing and my daughter's five foot
503
00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:20,480
eight, and I know she's very fussy on
heights.
504
00:37:21,830 --> 00:37:23,170
Martha was a big surprise.
505
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,450
Big, strong lad.
506
00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:28,850
He's about the right height for her and
looks good. It's down to him to prove
507
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,850
himself now.
508
00:37:30,990 --> 00:37:34,010
Mark's been outstanding all the way
through. I thought he was a very strong
509
00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:36,850
candidate. Looks good. I think he'll do
well.
510
00:37:38,330 --> 00:37:41,850
Dad's mission to find a Prince Charming
was coming to a close.
511
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:47,220
But before doing so, he must lose one
more princely candidate in a battle of
512
00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:51,100
courage upon the legendary Lake of
Destiny.
513
00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:57,040
This watery jewel of death has but one
simple rule.
514
00:37:57,340 --> 00:38:02,800
Whoever falls first will be eliminated
and doomed to never cast eyes upon Dad's
515
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:03,800
little princess.
516
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:10,640
So the stage was set as the princes wait
for the sound.
517
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,240
of the tiny Jester's Bugle.
518
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:19,440
Yes! Great Scott!
519
00:38:19,780 --> 00:38:24,640
It's game on! As each princely warrior
points their enormous hoes at the other,
520
00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:28,760
whoever falls first will be cast out of
this competition forever.
521
00:38:28,980 --> 00:38:30,180
But who will it be?
522
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:36,080
Could it be Prince Arthur or Prince
Gitbo, as he's strangely known to his
523
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,380
friends? I think this week I can go all
the way, actually.
524
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:41,570
Although the king is quite...
foreboding.
525
00:38:41,830 --> 00:38:44,430
I really hope I make it to the final
date with his daughter.
526
00:38:44,990 --> 00:38:46,350
Well, I'll be blown.
527
00:38:46,570 --> 00:38:49,610
All three princes look supremely
confident.
528
00:38:49,950 --> 00:38:54,910
The way Prince Joe handles his weapon of
splash destruction tells you all you
529
00:38:54,910 --> 00:38:58,990
need to know about his desire to win
this watery battle of love.
530
00:38:59,310 --> 00:39:03,690
It'd be really magical if I met the
princess after this. I think just doing
531
00:39:03,690 --> 00:39:06,390
these tasks should really impress her
and I think I've got a good chance of
532
00:39:06,390 --> 00:39:07,390
getting a date now.
533
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:12,040
The final fellow in this princely
triumvirate is Prince Mark of Liverpool.
534
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,200
Will this son of the Merseys' love quest
end in misery?
535
00:39:16,740 --> 00:39:20,020
I'm not perfect by any means, or
compared to a lot of other guys.
536
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:21,640
I'm not a bad catch.
537
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:28,000
Just look at Prince Arthur, the showman,
waggling his watery wand like the
538
00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:32,940
masterful Hoserian he is. This could go
on all night, and there'd be no
539
00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:36,280
complaints from me. Just look at his
strength.
540
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:41,150
His poise, the... Oh, he's fallen off.
541
00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:45,990
Prince Arthur is left with princely egg
all over his face.
542
00:39:46,330 --> 00:39:51,210
His fall from grace means his fairy tale
is over for this week.
543
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:52,650
Really glad I lost today.
544
00:39:53,370 --> 00:39:56,170
I blame my height and my terrible sense
of balance.
545
00:39:56,610 --> 00:40:00,170
Even more glad I don't get to meet the
princess, but there'll be another day
546
00:40:00,170 --> 00:40:01,170
me.
547
00:40:02,170 --> 00:40:05,650
So all hail to Prince Mark and Prince
Joe.
548
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,640
I could clearly see that Arthur was
struggling with his balance, being such
549
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,618
big guy.
550
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:12,480
He just couldn't handle the power, and
he was off.
551
00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:16,460
Really made it up to Adam one step
closer to being a princess.
552
00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:19,680
It's great to get through that
challenge. I thought I was pretty good
553
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:23,400
because I was, like, low to the ground,
so it suited me quite well, I thought.
554
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,040
So I've just got one more challenge now
to get through to win a date with a
555
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,040
princess.
556
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:33,220
Their survival means they will now go
head -to -head in a final princely
557
00:40:33,220 --> 00:40:36,780
showdown to win a date with Dad's
darling daughter.
558
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:43,040
Return to us with Godspeed to discover
how this story of love will come to an
559
00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:44,040
end.
560
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:56,800
Welcome back to My Little Princess,
where our story of love is nearly at a
561
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,320
close. Just two princes now remain,
Prince Mark and Prince Joe.
562
00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:08,420
Their epic journey to win the heart of
Princess Charlotte has seen them defeat
563
00:41:08,420 --> 00:41:15,080
princely rivals galore in a series of
draw -droppingly terrible tests of
564
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:16,080
love.
565
00:41:17,180 --> 00:41:24,140
And they have endured all of this for
one purpose, to impress Dad, John
566
00:41:24,140 --> 00:41:25,140
Coe.
567
00:41:27,420 --> 00:41:31,960
Now just one final challenge stands
between them and a date with his darling
568
00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:36,200
daughter. But this time, of course, it
won't be Dad John doing the picking.
569
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,260
It'll be the princess herself,
Charlotte.
570
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:44,580
I think I've found the best two boys for
my daughter, Joe and Mark.
571
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:49,020
They've come through the process and
shown they've got the tenacity and the
572
00:41:49,020 --> 00:41:52,480
characteristics that will suit my
daughter. Now it's up to her.
573
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:56,920
I really would like a boyfriend because
he gets a bit lonely and I want to have
574
00:41:56,920 --> 00:41:57,980
someone to cuddle up to.
575
00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:04,400
I tend to go for more stylish girls than
what I sort of do, like the cheap,
576
00:42:04,420 --> 00:42:09,840
chavvy sort of girls. Big turn -off for
me would be girls that are dead, dead
577
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:15,280
skinny, sort of no curves, or girls that
are too curvy.
578
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,120
The type of girl I would like to meet
has got to be beautiful.
579
00:42:19,740 --> 00:42:21,000
She's got to look good on the arm.
580
00:42:21,580 --> 00:42:25,060
Because I do go to a lot of social
events, a lot of openings, a lot of
581
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:28,160
etc. But at the same time, she's got to
be able to back that up with the
582
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,160
personality.
583
00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:33,620
Both princes will sing a song of love to
Princess Charlotte.
584
00:42:33,860 --> 00:42:38,660
From behind the wall of her garden of
love, unable to see her princely
585
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:43,320
selenaders, she must therefore identify
her prince charming by whoever she
586
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,340
thinks sings the sweetest.
587
00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:52,620
And so, with the heart of the princess
at stake, It was time for this final
588
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:54,500
battle of song to begin.
589
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:06,760
If you're not the one, then why does my
soul feel glad today?
590
00:43:08,220 --> 00:43:15,100
If you're not the one, then why does my
hand fit yours this way?
591
00:43:16,820 --> 00:43:19,960
I never know what the future brings.
592
00:43:20,460 --> 00:43:26,980
But I know you are here with me now. We
will make it through. And I hope you are
593
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:31,500
the one I share my life with.
594
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:39,860
I don't want to run away, but I can't
take it. I don't
595
00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:40,860
understand.
596
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:48,260
If I'm not made for you, then why does
my heart tell me that
597
00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,260
I am?
598
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:55,440
Is there any way that I can stay in your
love?
599
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,780
The princess, having heard both princely
voices, must now decide whose song
600
00:44:04,780 --> 00:44:07,140
melteth her heart the most.
601
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:10,700
It'd be really magical if I met the
princess after this.
602
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:14,280
I think just doing all these tasks
should really impress her, and I think
603
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,540
worked out, it'd be amazing.
604
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:21,960
What would I rate myself on to ten? I'd
possibly say seven. But I think my
605
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,220
personality, and I'm a nice guy, I'm
genuine. I think that'd give me a few
606
00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:26,220
points.
607
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:32,300
So, it was finally time for Princess
Charlotte to reveal which prince she
608
00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,280
to enter her garden of love.
609
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,280
Hell's bells!
610
00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:45,360
It's the lover boy from Liverpool,
Prince Mark!
611
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:50,760
The smart money's been on this hot
favourite all along, and now he's
612
00:44:51,460 --> 00:44:56,280
So what was it about his princely voice
that moved Princess Charlotte so?
613
00:44:57,420 --> 00:45:00,960
When I first saw Mark, I thought he was
really nice. He had a really nice smile.
614
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,160
He made me feel really special.
615
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:06,600
As soon as the gate opens, I was
absolutely amazed. I didn't know what to
616
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,600
expect. I definitely made the right
choice. He's definitely the type of guy
617
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:14,440
I would normally go for. I like his
accent as well. I think it's just lovely
618
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:15,440
round.
619
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:18,100
Over the past week, I've absolutely
worked my knackers off.
620
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:22,120
And everything I've been put through,
it's all been worth it. And I can't wait
621
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,380
to get to know Charlotte more.
622
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:26,300
Well, well, well.
623
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:30,340
It would appear that love is in the air.
But what of Dad?
624
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:33,860
What does he make of his daughter's
prince charming?
625
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:36,920
I'm very happy with the prince that
we've got, Mark.
626
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,480
He's a good, strong boy.
627
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,220
I think he'll do a good job and look
after my daughter.
628
00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:45,600
But... Any man that gets to my little
girl is always going to get a look over
629
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:49,180
for me. I'll be keeping a strong eye on
him. Even though he looks to be good,
630
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,200
you never really can tell.
631
00:45:51,780 --> 00:45:56,780
For Prince Mark and Princess Charlotte,
this was but the beginning of their
632
00:45:56,780 --> 00:45:57,840
fairy tale romance.
633
00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:02,880
But would they live happily ever after?
Well, that's another story.
634
00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:07,780
Next time on My Little Princess.
635
00:46:15,850 --> 00:46:18,310
Girl to my right. It's a nice wrap.
Don't get me wrong.
55323
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.