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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,250 --> 00:00:07,850 This place is a disaster. 2 00:00:08,150 --> 00:00:09,890 It looks like there was a food fight in here. 3 00:00:10,450 --> 00:00:11,470 Yeah, and the food won. 4 00:00:12,770 --> 00:00:13,770 Woody, what's going on? 5 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:15,290 Yeah, T, it looks like you moved in. 6 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:18,510 I asked Mavis to marry me. 7 00:00:19,010 --> 00:00:20,010 She turned me down. 8 00:00:20,890 --> 00:00:22,230 Oh, Woody, I'm so sorry. 9 00:00:23,130 --> 00:00:24,670 Woody, did you give her a ring? 10 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:28,150 No. Well, that worked out. At least she didn't have to come out the pocket. 11 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:32,150 A ring shows commitment. 12 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:35,950 Yeah, we've been shagging up for three years. Isn't that commitment enough? 13 00:00:37,530 --> 00:00:39,530 No, that only means you're getting free milk. 14 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:42,270 Hey, hey! 15 00:00:42,770 --> 00:00:44,590 What the hell happened to this place? 16 00:00:45,390 --> 00:00:48,070 Woody's having a problem. Mavis turned down his marriage proposal. 17 00:00:49,010 --> 00:00:50,710 So we all have to suffer? 18 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:53,490 Go ahead, Professor. 19 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:55,750 Report me to the dean. Who cares? 20 00:00:56,150 --> 00:00:57,530 Maybe I'll just quit. 21 00:00:58,210 --> 00:00:59,210 Oh, Woody. 22 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,000 Before you quicken, you make me some chili cheese fries. 23 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:06,340 Maybe Mavis just needs a little more time. 24 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:10,320 Well, she can take all the time she wants, because I moved out. 25 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:11,820 All right. 26 00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:13,800 To where? 27 00:01:15,100 --> 00:01:16,580 Well, Professor, I was hoping. 28 00:01:16,840 --> 00:01:19,040 Oh, hell no. 29 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,080 Come on, Professor. 30 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,920 I just need a place to stay until Mavis comes to her senses. 31 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:27,060 Look, Woody, don't you have a brother somewhere? 32 00:01:27,660 --> 00:01:29,040 All my people are in Chicago. 33 00:01:29,740 --> 00:01:30,740 Well, there you go. 34 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,200 It's all right. 35 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,480 It's always the streets. 36 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,660 Oh, come on, man. There's no room. 37 00:01:41,900 --> 00:01:44,520 All I have is a couch. I'll take it. 38 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:47,520 All right. 39 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,880 But just for a few days. 40 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,720 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 41 00:01:53,820 --> 00:01:54,940 Can you take this with you? 42 00:02:45,610 --> 00:02:48,770 We don't have to talk about. Well, he wanted to know what I was wearing. 43 00:02:49,390 --> 00:02:50,790 Well, I hope you had on something sexy. 44 00:02:51,010 --> 00:02:54,090 Well, he thinks so. He didn't need to know I had on a Fat Albert T -shirt and 45 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,090 tube socks. 46 00:02:56,950 --> 00:02:58,610 I think tonight's the night. 47 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:01,030 Girl, you think Lester's going to propose? 48 00:03:01,710 --> 00:03:02,589 Girl, nah. 49 00:03:02,590 --> 00:03:03,610 We're going to get our freak on. 50 00:03:06,870 --> 00:03:07,970 And now you're just fat. 51 00:03:08,810 --> 00:03:11,450 That took me almost two and a half years before I got with the professor. 52 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:15,430 Yeah, you should have got him drunk soon. 53 00:03:17,019 --> 00:03:20,040 Listen, I'm going to invite Lester over to my place after dinner. 54 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,240 And then it's on. 55 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:25,340 Hey, 56 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:30,280 baby. Hey, baby. 57 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:32,160 Hey, Lester. Hey, Nick. 58 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:37,120 Mama, I have to cancel our plans to go to the mall. I forgot I have rehearsal. 59 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:38,600 Maybe tomorrow? 60 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:39,660 Okay. 61 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:42,700 See you later, Kim. Be careful, sweetie. 62 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:43,900 All right. 63 00:03:45,070 --> 00:03:46,410 There goes my plans for the evening. 64 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:48,270 Okay, come on. 65 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,670 Nikki, won't you just come with us? We just want to get a bite to eat. 66 00:03:52,290 --> 00:03:53,730 Oh, that's not what I heard. 67 00:03:54,970 --> 00:03:57,510 I'm sure Nikki would rather stay here and watch a little TV. 68 00:03:58,110 --> 00:03:59,390 Can't. TV broke. 69 00:04:03,570 --> 00:04:04,910 Well, you love to read. 70 00:04:05,970 --> 00:04:07,730 I just wish I had a book, I don't know. 71 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:10,990 We'll drop you off at the bookstore. 72 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:13,450 That would be silly. Nikki, I insist. 73 00:04:14,970 --> 00:04:15,970 And now? 74 00:04:19,269 --> 00:04:21,990 Sure, just grab your jacket. You better eat fast. 75 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:25,270 I'll be in and out before you know it. 76 00:04:29,990 --> 00:04:34,210 Oh, dinner was great. And that movie was hysterical. Yeah, that movie was a good 77 00:04:34,210 --> 00:04:34,929 idea, nigga. 78 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:37,510 Yeah, all three hours and 30 minutes of it. 79 00:04:38,910 --> 00:04:40,370 Well, thanks for a great evening, guys. 80 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,360 What do you say we stop by my place for a night guest? 81 00:04:49,620 --> 00:04:52,100 Oh, I'm sorry, baby, but tonight went later than I thought. 82 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,440 I'm beat. 83 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:21,600 you learn how to play the harmonica? 84 00:05:22,620 --> 00:05:26,940 When a man scrapes rock bottom, he reaches for his harmonica. 85 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,500 Man, you need to snap out of it. 86 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:31,880 You start by eating something. 87 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,040 Here. 88 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,480 You can have some of my Chinese food. 89 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,020 I don't want to eat nothing. 90 00:05:41,060 --> 00:05:42,120 Are those egg rolls? 91 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:49,560 You drank my... 92 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,560 Vintage 1982 Chateau Latour? 93 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:54,880 1982. 94 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,820 The water in that stuff tastes so bad. 95 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:07,320 Look, if you need anything or 96 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:13,380 if you decide to leave, I'll be in my room. 97 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:41,270 I remember about you last night. Really? What happened? 98 00:06:41,810 --> 00:06:45,990 We were at my place, and we talked a little. 99 00:06:46,330 --> 00:06:47,330 Mm -hmm. 100 00:06:47,530 --> 00:06:49,790 And we slow danced a little. 101 00:06:50,230 --> 00:06:51,169 I went down. 102 00:06:51,170 --> 00:06:52,069 Mm -hmm. 103 00:06:52,070 --> 00:06:53,790 And we kissed a little. 104 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:58,870 Yeah. Then we... Hello? 105 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,090 Nikki, I'm busy. 106 00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:06,450 So call a cab. 107 00:07:07,890 --> 00:07:09,540 Okay. Okay, we'll come get you. 108 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,000 You're going to need to make a left. 109 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:31,640 Baby. Are you sure she's all right back there? 110 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,620 I mean, she looks cold. Maybe you should offer her your coat or something. 111 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:37,880 where's this jacket go? 112 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:41,320 Sweetness, at least open the window and see if she's okay. 113 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:44,720 She's fine. 114 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:52,480 Flex! 115 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:54,420 Do you have any gloves? 116 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:04,080 Well, since we're together, why don't we go down to the pier for some hot dogs? 117 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:09,030 Actually, we're going to that new restaurant on Jefferson. 118 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:12,010 Drake, you know, I've been wanting to go there. 119 00:08:12,330 --> 00:08:15,130 I hear the food is the bump of this world. 120 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:37,659 So Woody doesn't get fired. 121 00:08:37,940 --> 00:08:39,900 He's too depressed to come in. 122 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,820 Oh, I get like that about school. 123 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:47,660 Poor Woody. He does not sound good at all. Poor Woody. Poor me. 124 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:49,340 I can't take it. 125 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:52,000 He keeps playing that harmonica. 126 00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:55,280 I feel like I'm trapped in an Alabama juke joint. 127 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,260 Is he suicidal? 128 00:08:58,160 --> 00:08:59,200 I don't think so. 129 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:02,760 I opened up all the windows and he's still in there. 130 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:07,120 to Mavis. 131 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,020 Hey, that's a good idea. What if we got him to propose again? 132 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,620 I'm just going to make Mavis say yes this time. How about a makeover? 133 00:09:13,940 --> 00:09:15,540 It'll be like a new Woody album. 134 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:16,940 Great, great. 135 00:09:17,340 --> 00:09:20,580 Anything to stop him from playing that damn harmonica. 136 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:28,340 Hey! You guys doing a school project? 137 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,640 Yeah, Woody. 138 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,960 That's right. Kim told me y 'all were giving him a makeover. 139 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:34,580 Mama, do you have any 140 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,480 I'm in charge of his feet. 141 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:42,200 Well, baby, I think it's best if Mavis don't see his feet. 142 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:45,100 Where were you last night? 143 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:46,620 Out with Andel and Lester. 144 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,460 Again? The three of you. 145 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,600 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 146 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:52,220 Andel doesn't mind. 147 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,660 Andel and I are like sisters. 148 00:09:55,340 --> 00:09:56,940 Besides, she invited me. 149 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,560 See? Y 'all don't know nothing about friendship. 150 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,400 Nothing. What's wrong about that? 151 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,800 Why else would we be spending an evening giving Woody a funky makeover? 152 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaking of which, we better be going. 153 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:10,699 Hey, girl. 154 00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:12,740 Hey. What's up, baby? How are you doing? 155 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,220 Okay, 156 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:16,799 ready, Nick? 157 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,300 Yep, let me just get this shawl together. 158 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:19,819 Oh, here. 159 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,360 I brought you my silver earrings that you like so much. 160 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,640 And that is so nice, girl. 161 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,220 So, you gonna come be here? 162 00:10:31,820 --> 00:10:32,940 And, uh, what are you up to? 163 00:10:34,060 --> 00:10:37,460 All right, I'll tell you. A special someone's coming by the club tonight. 164 00:10:37,880 --> 00:10:40,800 Who? Let's just say he's tall and handsome. 165 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:42,700 My boo? 166 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,940 Okay, you have to spoil the surprise. 167 00:10:45,580 --> 00:10:46,580 It's your boo. 168 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:50,380 And, uh, you are the bestest friend in the whole world. 169 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,680 It is a damn hard job. 170 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,380 And, uh, 171 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:00,700 this place is really nice. 172 00:11:01,820 --> 00:11:03,120 really knows how to do it. 173 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:05,760 But with you around, I'll never find out. 174 00:11:10,740 --> 00:11:12,600 Oh, hey, guys. 175 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,220 Hey, baby, how you doing? Hey, Nikki, this is Johnny. 176 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:19,980 Johnny, this is Nikki. 177 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:22,760 Hey, Johnny. 178 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,400 Indel, you said my boo was coming. 179 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:26,760 Okay, I'm not. 180 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:29,220 But if everything works out, this will be your new boo. 181 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,450 Wow, what a coincidence. 182 00:11:42,710 --> 00:11:46,110 Did you know Nikki here is a caterer? How would I? 183 00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:49,210 When I didn't even know there was a Nikki. You know, you told me... Ooh, 184 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,670 that's our song. Come on, come on. 185 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,710 Leave this mutually compatible couple here to talk. 186 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:55,970 Talk? Lester? 187 00:11:56,530 --> 00:11:57,530 Lester? 188 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:08,190 No offense, Johnny, but I'm engaged, 189 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:09,390 baby, and I'm... 190 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,280 Had I known this was a blind date, I wouldn't have come. 191 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,140 Well, I'm also engaged. 192 00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:18,440 And trust me, I'm not trying to do anything to jeopardize my relationship 193 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:19,440 either. 194 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,920 Well, that's a relief. 195 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,060 May I get you all something to drink? 196 00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:26,220 Well, as long as we're here. 197 00:12:26,740 --> 00:12:27,740 Sure, why not? 198 00:12:28,840 --> 00:12:31,060 I'll have a glass of Remy Red. 199 00:12:31,800 --> 00:12:34,000 Grape. Coming right up. 200 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,780 So, how long have you and your fiancé been together? 201 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,380 Five years. 202 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:48,280 Well, six for me. 203 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:52,880 Yeah, yeah. I'm just waiting until my poo is ready. 204 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:55,260 Oh, you call her poo? 205 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:57,240 Yeah. That is so sweet. 206 00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,940 Now, I call my honey boo. 207 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:01,740 We've been through so much together. 208 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:07,840 You? I've chased away ex -boyfriends, gone through a mail, hidden garbage 209 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:10,420 All in the name of love. 210 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:12,320 Well, who hasn't? 211 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,440 Sometimes I wonder if she really appreciates it. 212 00:13:17,860 --> 00:13:19,280 I think the same thing. 213 00:13:20,220 --> 00:13:24,020 My boy was sick in the hospital, and I gave him my blood to save his life. 214 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,580 You think he'd take me out for a thank you dinner? 215 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,300 You gave blood? Yes. 216 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,000 I gave a kidney. No. 217 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,920 And I didn't even get a peck on the cheek. 218 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:39,280 It's all worth it and it's all right. 219 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:41,480 You're so right. 220 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:43,780 You know what? 221 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:49,780 It is nice to finally talk to someone who truly understands. 222 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,320 Toast. 223 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:56,020 To doing whatever it takes to hold on to your relationship. 224 00:13:56,580 --> 00:13:58,740 And loving every damn minute of it. 225 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,380 Okay, 226 00:14:03,540 --> 00:14:05,600 Woody, it's very important that you articulate. 227 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:06,880 Now repeat after me. 228 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,640 The chef made a fantastic meal for his child's mother. 229 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:11,960 Okay, okay. 230 00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:15,600 The cook threw down for his baby mother. 231 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:18,920 First, 232 00:14:21,360 --> 00:14:24,380 we sniff the wine to determine its bouquet. 233 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:32,800 Full -bodied, robust, overpriced, 234 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,020 bougie. 235 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,720 I have some Cokes in the refrigerator. 236 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,820 KT, get to it. Your department is here. 237 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,620 What if it doesn't have any here? 238 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:47,120 Just do something. 239 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,240 Well, it looks like we were right, huh? 240 00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:13,040 Yeah, it looks like they hit it off. 241 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:14,320 Oh, man. 242 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:17,380 Girl, we have talked about everything under the sun. That's right. 243 00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:18,620 Like what? 244 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:24,220 Well, I talked about my food, and Johnny talked about his food, Stacy. 245 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:25,760 Oh, this is crazy. 246 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:29,260 I don't know why I thought this would work. This whole evening has been a 247 00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:29,899 of time. 248 00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:30,900 Nikki, come on, let's go. 249 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:33,640 No, well, now that I'm having a good time, you ready to go? 250 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:38,520 Well, you know, I can take Nikki home and tell me if it's okay with you. 251 00:15:39,819 --> 00:15:42,460 Okay. No, no, I brought her. I'll take her home. 252 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:49,940 Wait a minute, baby. If he takes her home, then you can take me home. 253 00:16:18,189 --> 00:16:19,189 Sorry, 254 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,410 I was looking for Woody Lindo. 255 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,150 Hello, ladies. 256 00:16:26,370 --> 00:16:27,950 Won't you enter my humble abode? 257 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:29,570 Baby, is that you? 258 00:16:30,650 --> 00:16:33,210 You must have won the lottery. 259 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:35,690 The day I met you, I did. 260 00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,590 For you, darling. 261 00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:58,060 Tonight we're having a little spinach fromage, chicken cordon bleu, and 262 00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,060 salad. 263 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:06,260 I do hope you'll enjoy the meal. 264 00:17:06,599 --> 00:17:08,380 Mm -hmm, I know I will. 265 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,599 It's all special and stuff. 266 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:15,480 Well, it's a special evening for a special lady. 267 00:17:15,819 --> 00:17:16,819 Thank you, baby. 268 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,860 Full -bodied robots. 269 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,740 It's my new pusher, Brock. 270 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:37,900 You know you like her. 271 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:47,540 Mavis, you're my heart. 272 00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:49,100 You're my soul. 273 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,400 You understand me like no other. 274 00:17:52,820 --> 00:17:56,220 And without you, I'm nothing. 275 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,250 Will you marry me? 276 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:03,630 Oh, yes, my woodpecker. 277 00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:08,390 Because you know I love the new Woody. 278 00:18:12,650 --> 00:18:15,670 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just can't do this. I can't do this. What's 279 00:18:15,670 --> 00:18:16,669 wrong? 280 00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:19,350 This whole makeover thing, it's just too much work. 281 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:23,070 Maybe if you can't love me for who I am, well, then I just can't marry you. 282 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:26,230 Oh, Woody, I do love you for who you are. 283 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,500 But like any woman, I want to be treated special, too. 284 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:33,440 Well, then you need to know that the Woody that I was is the Woody I'll 285 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,400 be. It's who I am. 286 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,420 I don't have no problem with that. I tell you what. You just give me the 287 00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:42,820 you were tonight once a month, and we'll be the happiest married couple ever. 288 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:46,980 How about once every six months? 289 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,080 Make it every two months, and you got a deal. 290 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:50,480 Deal! 291 00:19:13,090 --> 00:19:16,310 But, you know, I feel like I should pay you for your tips on Spongebob. Are you 292 00:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,310 sure you're not CIA? 293 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,590 Stop it. 294 00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:24,150 If I didn't have my poo, I would definitely be chasing you. 295 00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:29,710 If I didn't have my boo, you wouldn't have to chase me. 296 00:19:32,390 --> 00:19:33,390 Good night. 297 00:19:58,250 --> 00:19:59,250 what came over me. 298 00:20:00,430 --> 00:20:03,770 I really need to go ahead and go. 299 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,770 Okay. 300 00:20:08,330 --> 00:20:09,350 Good night, Nikki Park. 301 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:10,790 Good night. 302 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,520 He didn't need to know I had on a Fat Albert t -shirt and tube tops. 303 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:33,680 Tube tops. 304 00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:35,660 Yeah. 305 00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:36,980 Tube socks. 306 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,480 Tube socks. 307 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,040 A Fat Albert t -shirt and tube socks. 308 00:20:44,020 --> 00:20:45,400 Two tube socks. 21072