All language subtitles for The Parkers s05e13 Can Two Wrongs Make a Right

Hey, y 'all. Hey.

Do you guys remember the Howard McDonald
scholarship I applied for?

Yeah, and if you get it, can you hook us
up with some free hamburgers?

Kit, it's a scholarship to the college
of your choice.

I'd rather have a Big Mac.

Anyway, I made it past the first cut.

Now they want to get to know me better,
so a representative is coming Friday to

talk to me.

Oh, so basically they want to get up in
your business.

Yeah. And in case I want to talk to you
guys, I've written a few things down for

you to say.

Note cards?

Nikki, isn't that a little rehearsed and
unfair?

Not to mention very, very smart.

Mom said you'd take me in as your foster
child.

Well, aren't you at my house every day?

Oh, so now you're keeping track.

Okay.

Mama, what am I going to say? Where's my
card?

Uh, baby, I know how you hate to read.

change for a dollar?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Ooh, you got enough to get me a Snickers
bar.

Damn!

She's too old for you. No, she's too
young for you. No, there's no such

Now watch a player.

Old school style.

Uh,

excuse me. Um, you look lost. Maybe I
could help you. Uh, I'm a Professor

I'm looking for the single parent
support group.

Oh, I know exactly where that's at. I'm
headed that way myself.

But to tell you the truth, I'm kind of
nervous about going.

It's been a while since I've been
social, but I think I'm ready now to be

people who can relate to me.

I know exactly how you feel.

Oh. Are you a single parent, too?

A single parent?

Why, yes, yes.

I'm a single parent.

Do you have a son or a daughter?

I have a daughter.

So do I.

Is this destiny or what?

By the way, I'm Stanley Ogilvie. I'm
Della Fitzgerald. Nice to meet you,

Stanley. Nice to meet you.

Well, we better get going. We don't want
to be late.

For what?

Our meeting.

Oh, I'm sorry. I was just thinking of my
daughter.

at your place while my house is being
fumigated?

Oh, well, I think you would have been
enough.

You didn't have to cook dinner for me. I
didn't. This is for me.

Can you say holiday in?

Oh, girl, I was just pulling in. Oh,
before I forget, Gertie called to remind

that the Big Whiz party is here this
Wednesday night. Okay, cool. So,

remember I told you about that
scholarship representative meeting me on

How can I forget? That's all you've been
talking about.

Well, should I ask the professor to come
here to meet the rep?

Or should we go to my boo's apartment?

Uh, I wouldn't do either. Some things
you need to keep private.

Okay, maybe you're right.

Besides, me and my boo are only engaged.

You may not want to mention that either.

Hey, what's up, professor?

How'd it go yesterday?

Oh, do you even need to ask?

We're going on a date tonight.

Wait, did you tell her yet? Yeah, well,
I will.

Oh, no. a honeymoon in central Maine.

Wait, wait. How'd you avoid talking
about the kids? Well, I simply told her

we needed to learn more about each other
first.

Separate from the kids.

Good.

Hey, boo!

Oh, no!

Let go of me!

Cocoa puff?

Sorry I haven't been around.

Yeah, well, that explains why the
migraines have disappeared.

It's just that I've been busy trying to
get this McDonald's scholarship.

Isn't that the one where they'll send
you to the college of your choice? Yeah.

You know there are some excellent
colleges in outer Mongolia.

I don't know. I'd be too far from you.

I'll get started on your recommendation
immediately.

Hey, y 'all.

Hey. Hey, guys. You got to clear out. We
have to set up for our bit -wit party.

But we're studying.

At least they are.

Foster Child ring a bell?

Just go to Cam's room.

Hey, boy, boy, boy.

Let the games begin.

Hey, loser. What's up, girl?

So you and Andell ready to get beat and
bit with tonight?

Not unless someone else is coming here
to play.

Yeah, where's the shrimp you were
supposed to bring?

Shrimp? I thought I was supposed to
bring the Remy Red. No, I was supposed

bring the Remy Red.

Great. So we have all this liquor.

And no food.

Hey, Gertie, I don't want to see you
cheating this time. Well, then you need

look the other way.

And there.

I hear that's spraying your house around
here.

It's termites.

That's all right, girl.

Everybody's got them.

I said it's termites.

Okay, they just look like roaches.

and some quality time with my daughter.

In a minute, Kaylee.

Daddy's on the phone.

You know, I'm going to be in your
neighborhood with my daughter. How about

drop by? That way our daughters can
meet.

Well,

my place is a mess.

Are you forgetting I have a child, too?

Well... Look, I don't want to be pushy.
I just really want to see you.

But if you don't want to see me, it's
not... No, no, no, no, no. Of course I

want to see you. Good.

We'll be there in an hour.

I'm dead.

Hi. Hi, Miss Carter.

I hate to bother you, but I was
wondering if little Ashley could come

house for a little play date.

I didn't know you had kids.

Well, I don't.

You have some of your nieces and nephews
over?

Actually, no, again.

Okay, I'll be right back. I'm going to
go get my gun.

Pack your bags, Zandelli, because we're
moving to...

You in the bed already?

Alone? Too bad.

Did I tell you guys about my date last
week?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. You had a date?

Now, I didn't hear anything on the news
about a missing person.

This fool had to know to take me to Taco
Bell.

Mr. Dudley from the scholarship program.

Hello, Mr. Dudley. I'm Nikki Parker. No,
it's Dudley.

Okay. Well, Mr.

Dudley, I wasn't expecting you till
Friday. Yes, yes, yes, but we find that

these unexpected visits are always so
much more revealing.

May I come in?

Yes, yes.

This is my bridge club.

Bridge club?

Very good.

Yes, yes. And bridge club, this is Mr.

Dudley, the scholarship rep I told you
about. Hi.

I dabble in a little bridge myself.

Please continue on.

Okay, okay. Okay, ladies, back to the
bridge game.

And, Elle, why don't you start the
bidding?

This must be a new kind of bridge.

Yeah, it is.

Excuse me, Mr. Daly, but can I offer you
something?

I did miss lunch.

Well, no problem. I will prepare you a
sandwich.

Please have a seat. Thank you. You are
so welcome.

So, ladies, what are you drinking?

Fruit punch.

You want some?

He doesn't want any of our fruit punch.

Well, actually, I am a little parched.

I'll get you some.

No, we're all out of it.

Uh -uh, there's plenty left.

So, uh, tell me, Mr. Dudley, are you
married?

No, no, no, I'm still very single. Oh,
really?

That's refreshing.

More punch, please.

You can have as much as you like, and
then some.

Oh, she's around.

Where?

Um... Hey, professor, I need to buy...
Doc, here she is!

Hey, there.

Hey, Lee.

Give Daddy a big hug.

Are you trying to get freaky? Yeah, just
play along. I'll make it worth your

while. So good because you're a doctor.

Mom, she's big.

The way you talked about her, I thought
she was much younger.

Yeah, yeah.

Overactive thyroid.

Oh, is that a breast doll? I've been
meaning to get one. Can I play with it?

I? Can I? Please?

Um, Lauren, why don't you and Casey go
play in her room? Yeah! That's a good

idea.

Okay. Where's my room?

Don't you remember?

Okay. Come on.

Uh, why don't you have a seat?

Uh, would you like some wine? Sure. I'd
love some.

I hope you like Beaujolais.

It's my favorite.

Mine, too.

Here you go.

Here's to, uh... Well, here's to single
parenthood.

So, how long have you been single?

All my life.

Well, with the exception of that one
week, but she's in jail for trying to

me.

So that's Kaylee's mom?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

I can't stand Kaylee's mom. I just left
with her because I was drunk.

Oh, mama, look at the time.

explain. She's not your daughter, is
she? Yeah, of course she's my daughter.

What's her favorite ice cream?

Her favorite food?

Her favorite book?

Her birthday?

I can explain.

What kind of sick person preys on single
mothers?

Desperate ones?

Just help.

Come on, sweetie.

Weirdo. I really like this big whip.

It's big whip.

Whatever we win, rise and fly.

Next.

Mickey, it's your turn. You want to
play?

No, Endell.

We've been playing long enough.

I want to have my interview.

Hey, young people, I need y 'all to hold
it down. Some of us are trying to

study. Dang, it's like some funky old
feet up in here.

Surprise! I took off my shoes!

You know, I am feeling like, how do you
young people say, jiggy?

Are you related to Professor Ogilvie?

Mr. Dudley, can I please get you some
coffee, tea, your shoes?

I would really like to get on with my
interview.

Oh, pipe down, Miss Parker.

You take things too seriously.

You need to be more like Gertie over
here.

last semester. That's great, Adele.

No, I'm Mickey Parker.

Oh, more punch. Please, please.

What the heck is going on in here? T,
what are you doing? Hey, I'm taking a

brise. Come on. Well, I might as well.

Can't study with all this music
anywhere.

Where did I go wrong?

What about your interview?

Out. Don't worry. Don't worry. We can
shake a tail feather in my hotel and

the room when we're done.

Good. Don't forget the punch.

I can kiss that scholarship goodbye.

Yeah, but that party was off the hook.

Hello, Miss Parker. May I talk to you in
private?

Uh, sure.

Thank you.

Mr. Dudley, about last night, I can
explain.

If you just give me a couple days to
think of something.

No need, Miss Parker. I want to
apologize for my behavior last night. I

know what got into me.

I do.

Too much punch.

Way too much.

Anyway, I would like the chance to start
the interview process over, if you

could forgive my atrocious behavior.

Oh, it's all right, Mr. Dudley. We all
have to get buck wild every now and

Thank you.

We'll meet tomorrow?

Okay. Oh, and one more thing.

I told Gertie I left town.

I bet that's your plan.

to start the interview process over
tomorrow.

Oh, that's great.

Hey,

Professor.

I'm here.

Why?

You said if I pretended to be your
daughter, you would make it worth my

Did I close the deal with Della? Who
cares? I did my part. I want my money.

You're right.

Let me just get my wallet.

pipe down, Miss Parker.

Wait a minute. You take the... Oh, I'm
sorry.

You guys still in love with me? No.

Were you asking with me? Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, good.

Thank you.

How did you not talk about the line I'm
supposed to be saying? Yeah.