All language subtitles for The Parkers s05e12 School of Hard Knocks

So, do I look like a hottie?

If I tell you the truth, are you going
to beat me?

Hey,

y 'all, thanks for saving me a spot.

T, they're looking for girls here, not
guys.

Oh, I know. I just want to get them to
play our demo on the air.

Well, they have a hottie with a body.

Yeah. Well, they don't want you.

They don't want Missy Elliott's mama
either.

gonna get pregnant and drop out of
school again?

Get away from me.

I'm gonna go get my hair done just in
case my new professor is cute.

Oh, he is.

It's Professor Ogilvy.

Oh, damn.

Aren't there any other teachers at this
school?

Hey, what's up, little mama?

Hi. Tell all our listeners why you
should be super hot.

glad you brought that up.

I prefer the word co -host.

Yeah, the whole on -air hottie with the
body thing is extremely offensive to

women. I mean, it's radio. Who cares
what I look like? You know, what about

brain or what kind of person I am? Isn't
that what's really important?

You don't have a man, do you?

Who told you?

One.

You should be our next on -air hottie
with a body. Yeah. Because I'm an on

hottie with a body.

Kim Parker.

Why don't you go ahead and hook our
listeners up with a little weather?

Okay.

It's hot.

There you have it. Right to the point.
And our man Tone is about to hook us up

with a little old school flavor.

It's the Hot Boy Super Hot 93.

Let's go.

Hey, man, I'm going to take five real
quick, all right? All right.

You're a natural.

Well, kind of.

I had my girl Shaquan hook me up with
some highlights.

Okay, uh... Well, listen.

How would you like to go out to lunch
with me tomorrow?

Okay. Cool.

Only, don't tell Tone.

Because, you know, he gets a little
jealous when I get the girl and he

Hey, I'm back, y 'all. What's up?

Hey, Tom's looking for you, dude. All
right, all right.

I'll catch y 'all in a few. I'll be
right back.

Hey, I know this is your first day and
all, but how about lunch tomorrow?

Lunch?

I'd love to, but I don't eat lunch.

Okay. How about dinner?

Okay.

Would you mind not telling?

Shag. I think you know that's what I was
going to say. I've been reading mine

since I was little.

I'm a psycho.

All right, Ms. Parker.

What are you two up to?

Well, I'm not up to anything yet, boo.

But I could be if you just sit still.

Relax,

professor. I just signed up for your
class, that's all.

Great. Guess they really do let anyone
in this school?

Yeah, and I guess they let anyone teach
here, too.

Okay, class.

Today's lecture covers chapters one
through five.

Okay. Now, listen, girl. Things may be a
little overwhelming at first, But

there's nothing to be ashamed of.

After all, you haven't been in the
classroom in years.

I'm good.

Okay, well, just sit there and listen
for the first couple of classes.

And the last thing you want to do is
make a fool of yourself.

Okay, can anyone tell me what a
marketing plan is?

Oh, okay. Now, get ready to write this
down.

Yes,

Sindel. It's the key component of a
business plan.

Oh, very good.

Well, I was going to say that.

Yeah, but you didn't, did you?

Professor, I was confused about the
differences between copyrights,

and patents.

Can you go over them?

But we're not going to be covering that
subject until mid -semester.

I know, but I read ahead.

Kudos, Ms. Wilkerson.

I'm impressed.

Class.

Let Andel's initiative and thirst for
knowledge be a valuable lesson for all

you. We should all try to be a little
bit more like Andel. I think you should

write that down.

Thank you for lunch. It was fun.

And long.

You sure can talk a lot.

Bye.

Yo, yo, can I at least come in?

Oh, I wish I could, but Mom doesn't
allow me to have guys in the house.

Bye. Andrew!

Hey,

Miss Parker. How you doing? I'm fine,
baby. Don't mind me. Just need some

Well, back to studying.

You know what? I hate to be a party
pooper, but I got to get up early

You know what? If I didn't know any
better, I swear you was trying to get

me. Oh, don't be silly, boo.

Bye.

making sure you weren't followed. Boo!

I don't know. I didn't see anybody.

Oh, okay. We got dinner reservations.

Let's get going.

Dinner? But I just ate lunch.

You said you don't eat lunch. Oh, no,
no, no. What I said was I don't eat

Captain Crunch.

My bad.

Kim, where's your blue top?

I'll wait for you downstairs in the car.
Okay. Hey, Kim, hurry up, bitch. All

right. Okay, that was real careful. What
are you doing?

I'm having dinner with Tome tonight.

But you just had lunch with Shag. So,
haven't you ever heard of a double date?

Okay. Someone's gonna get hurt.

Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

All right.

Well, if that's another guy, you better
stop running.

I know your study habits aren't the
best, so I organized a little study

for you.

Hold up and down.

My study habits are plenty good.

Now you just study your way, and I'll
study mine.

Okay, well, maybe you're right. After
all, the test is being graded on the

curve, and if I help you... Help me?

Are you on something?

Because you're acting like you're on
something.

What is your problem? You!

So you still think you're smarter than
me.

Well, I did do better than you in high
school.

Well, I would have gotten straight A's
if I had no social life, but I was the

popular one.

Getting pregnant at the prom don't make
you popular.

Hey, Tag, get up for Alka's car and say
she'll be in at noon and talk about a

new movie, all right? Man, I heard that
movie is whack.

It is.

Tone and I walked out on it last night.

Tone,

you mean to tell me you went out with
Kim last night? Yeah, playa, but don't

trip. It was just dinner and a movie.
It's nothing.

But I went out with her yesterday, too.

It was a busy day.

I can't believe you pushing up on my
girl again.

Yo, girl, man, she don't even want you.

Yeah? Then why we going out again?

Probably because she feels sorry for
you. Ain't that how you get all your

What? I could use a Dr.

Pepper.

That is big talk from someone who
wouldn't even have this job if it wasn't

me. Please, man, you were nothing before
you hooked up with me.

But then again, a 7 -up is tasty, too.

Shoot, I'll be...

So I recommend.

Is there an interrupter?

No, I'm the general manager.

Where's Shag and Tone?

Somewhere, fighting over me.

Look, just put the CD in while I try to
find them.

Yes, Mr. General Manager.

Hi, I'm Jennifer Elkins.

Hi, I'm Kim.

I'm filling in for Shag, if you don't
mind. Oh, no.

Jennifer Alkins.

Welcome, Jennifer.

Thanks so much for having me.

You know, Jennifer, you're much prettier
in your movies.

Those makeup people sure work miracles.

Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you.

Speaking of disappointments, honey, your
latest film was so bad, I had to walk

out.

When will Shag be back?

My boo can see right through you.

Professor, I like your suit.

Oh, well, thank you, Andell. It's new.

And, um, that tie really sets off your
eye.

Oh, please, Miss Parker.

You're sucking up. It's so obvious.

I can see right through you.

Okay, class.

Now, let's say you were to start a new
business.

What type of advertising media would you
choose? Oh.

Yeah.

Miss Parker?

I choose direct mail.

Wrong. Direct mail is just another word
for junk mail.

Well, according to my textbook, I'm
right.

Big deal. As a businesswoman, I know
what works. I mean, any trained

can memorize something from a textbook
and repeat it.

You too, Miss Parker.

But did you hear her?

Get it.

That's not right. Get your banana.

Yeah, I'm going.

I'll see you.

I mean, I don't know who I like better,
Shaquan.

Shag is cute, but he's real cheap.

Tone has a better personality, but he's
got a real big ear.

on the radio.

You forgot to press the mute button. I
gotta go, Shaquan.

Guys, this radio stuff is making my head
hurt. Can you help me, please?

Oh, hell yeah. There's something I'd
like to get off my chest.

Hello, Los Angeles.

This is TV Penlo.

And as a woman, I am thick and tired of
the media objectifying women as nothing

more than sexual beings. Who's with me?

You're on the air.

Uh, hi.

As a guy, I just want to say I
completely agree.

Women should be treated with more
respect.

Thank you. Now that is refreshing.

By the way, you sound hot. You got big
boobs.

Stevie, I'll take it from here.

Uh, no.

Small boobs, but a booty makes up for
all that.

Well, T, maybe we should discuss your
shortcomings. Yeah.

Sorry, no more calls.

Oh, my boyfriends are back.

We'll take it from here.

Yeah, y 'all. It's the Hot Boys, Tony
and Shag, and we're back.

Sorry, but the Kimmy P Show's been
canceled because... Kimmy P sucks.

So chill, we're about to hit you with
Jay -Z's latest and last joint, Super

93. We the Hot Boys, and we back.

Yeah!

I'm so glad you two are back.

We decided our friendship is way more
important than you.

You know what? You're right. From now
on, I'm only gonna date one of you. So

flip a coin and figure out who the
winner is.

That won't work either. We both agreed
to let you go.

Me too.

I don't remember dating you.

You didn't.

But I'm still letting you go. You're
fired.

Okay, Kim, let's get out of here. Do you
want to date me? Okay, really?

You guys later. Have a good show. Okay,
great. Let's go.

Hey, brother, you know, if you're
looking for a replacement, then I'm your

You know...

I wouldn't date either one of them.

Okay.

Oh.

Isn't that your butt your lips should be
stuck to?

I came to apologize.

I don't know what came over me.

I didn't mean to be so competitive.

Girl, me neither.

I should really be the one apologizing.

I know I should have waited.

I was just jealous. I mean, you have a
successful business.

But the classroom, that's where I was a
success.

And when you took it away from me and
then I felt threatened.

I'd never do anything to intentionally
hurt you.

But you don't have to worry. I'm
dropping the class.

I applied for early admissions to UCLA
and got in.

And I thought, that's great.

Girl, you know what this means? Yeah,
I'm getting my master's in business.

Good for you, but more importantly, I'm
back to being the teacher's pet, okay?

Well, you doing okay, Puddin'? Yeah.

If I can't be on the radio, I'm glad
they picked me.

Good morning, L .A. You're listening to
the Hot Boy, Shag and Tone, with a new

addition to the crew.

Yo, what's up? This is T, and now it's
time for Pump It or Dump It.

Isn't that a Freestyle Unity song?

Yeah, mama.

Call the radio station and tell them to
pump it.

Pump it or dump it? That song is whack.

Dump it? Who is this?

Better hope I don't find out where you
live.

Down to the station. I think they're
going to need another replacement.

I was confused about the differences
between

the... Professor?

Stop it.

I'm not even looking at her.