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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,539 --> 00:00:05,320 Thanks to all of my guests for today's show. And remember, here at the Zora 2 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,380 Show, if we can't cure your problem, you don't have one. 3 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:14,460 And now, here are some very special parting gifts from me to all of you. 4 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:31,898 such a giver. 5 00:00:31,900 --> 00:00:36,800 Okay, all you Zara fans, we're on the hunt for the world's greatest mom. So 6 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:40,740 in your letters and you might be selected for our very special episode 7 00:00:40,740 --> 00:00:46,460 L .A. entitled Mom, the greatest gift and the biggest influence in my life. 8 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:47,460 to me, of course. 9 00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,720 I'm just kidding. But not really. 10 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,280 So, until next time, love your spirit. 11 00:00:53,540 --> 00:00:55,380 And more importantly, me. 12 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,080 Mama, I wonder if we could win that. 13 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,960 Last year's winner got a new car. 14 00:01:02,740 --> 00:01:03,559 Here, baby. 15 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:06,480 Start writing and don't forget all the good stuff I done for you. Good idea. 16 00:01:06,780 --> 00:01:08,120 That'll make it nice and short. 17 00:01:53,290 --> 00:01:54,810 show about why my mom's so special. 18 00:01:57,630 --> 00:01:59,030 Now what else can I say? 19 00:02:00,330 --> 00:02:04,290 It's true. You can always talk about her tough love, you know, the constant 20 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,290 threats. 21 00:02:05,530 --> 00:02:07,670 Intimidation tactics. Adulthood beatings. 22 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:10,889 Come on, guys. Mama's never threatened me. 23 00:02:11,130 --> 00:02:15,470 Kim, if I catch you wearing my expensive perfume again, I'm gonna beat it all 24 00:02:15,470 --> 00:02:16,388 up. 25 00:02:16,390 --> 00:02:19,090 I'm sorry, Mama. It smelled like your cheap perfume to me. 26 00:02:20,450 --> 00:02:22,710 Nikki, Kim was just telling us about her letter. 27 00:02:24,970 --> 00:02:25,970 What you think? 28 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:32,490 Well, besides the spelling errors, bad punctuation, and chicken grease stains, 29 00:02:32,830 --> 00:02:33,990 you need to spice it up. 30 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:35,409 Spice it up? 31 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:36,410 La. 32 00:02:36,610 --> 00:02:37,610 I did. 33 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:40,010 Right here where it says you never gave me any whoopings. 34 00:02:40,290 --> 00:02:41,290 Let me see that. 35 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:45,450 I'll do it myself. See, I watched enough of those door shows. I know what 36 00:02:45,450 --> 00:02:47,410 they're looking for. Shut up. 37 00:02:54,090 --> 00:02:55,390 I think I've just seen an angel. 38 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:57,410 Oh, thank you. I need that. 39 00:02:59,950 --> 00:03:00,948 Not you. 40 00:03:00,950 --> 00:03:01,950 Her. 41 00:03:02,290 --> 00:03:03,990 That's the honey I've been checking for all week. 42 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:06,430 You guys are looking at the future. Mrs. 43 00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:10,750 Radcliffe. Gee, she is way out of your league. And your age group. 44 00:03:11,550 --> 00:03:13,130 Angel ain't nothing but a number. 45 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:15,150 All right, then go over there and talk to her. 46 00:03:15,370 --> 00:03:19,650 No. I mean, I'm just waiting for the right time. 47 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:20,990 Like now? 48 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:25,650 talk to you. 49 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:27,930 Yes? 50 00:03:28,490 --> 00:03:34,050 Is he a foreign student? 51 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:35,310 I don't know. 52 00:03:36,590 --> 00:03:38,430 Never mind. We're sorry to have bothered you. 53 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:42,750 Man, you sounded like Missy Elliott. 54 00:03:44,930 --> 00:03:48,330 Hey, team, maybe Professor Ogilvie can help you out. He's experienced with 55 00:03:48,330 --> 00:03:49,970 mature women. That's because he's old. 56 00:03:50,270 --> 00:03:51,270 Good job. 57 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:52,510 I don't need any help. 58 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:56,440 Professor, I've got a question for you. Hey, T. 59 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:58,380 School related. 60 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:00,659 What's up? 61 00:04:00,660 --> 00:04:02,300 I need some advice. 62 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:05,780 Shoot. How do you approach an older woman? 63 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:07,260 I don't. 64 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,300 Hey. 65 00:04:20,420 --> 00:04:22,860 So you still haven't seen your lady friend? 66 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,800 Been a week, but she finally showed up. 67 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,680 Did you do like I told you to? 68 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,260 Yep. I wrote everything down you said and put it on her windshield this 69 00:04:30,580 --> 00:04:31,780 Along with the rose. 70 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:33,460 A rose? 71 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,960 Yep. That was my idea. 72 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:37,680 There's hope for you yet. 73 00:04:39,500 --> 00:04:40,500 Oh, here she comes. 74 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,500 That's her? 75 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,080 Damn. 76 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,220 Excuse me. 77 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:53,620 Someone left me a note and a rose asking me to meet him here. 78 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:56,420 Your name wouldn't happen to be T, would it? 79 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,720 Yes, but all my friends call me Thaddeus. 80 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:02,140 Aren't you that foreign student? 81 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:05,080 Well, I was born in Compton. 82 00:05:06,700 --> 00:05:07,740 Thaddeus, my name is Claire. 83 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:09,780 Thanks so much for the poem. 84 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,280 It was lovely. 85 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:12,660 You have quite a talent. 86 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:13,920 Thank you, thank you. 87 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:16,400 Why don't we get together for dinner sometime? 88 00:05:16,940 --> 00:05:18,660 I dabbled in a little poetry myself. 89 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:20,680 Maybe we can share notes. 90 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,400 Excellent idea. 91 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:24,340 Good. Tomorrow night? 92 00:05:24,980 --> 00:05:26,580 Stefano? Around eight -ish? 93 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:28,900 Eight -ish? Sounds great -ish. 94 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,980 You're supporting me again. 95 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:32,380 Yeah. 96 00:05:32,980 --> 00:05:33,980 I'll see you then. 97 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:35,160 All right. 98 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:38,520 Damn. 99 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,720 How'd it go? 100 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,500 Man, she wants to go to dinner. What am I going to do? 101 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:45,040 Go to dinner! 102 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:48,020 talk about? T, T, T, T. 103 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,940 Don't wimp out on me now, my boy. 104 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,400 Listen, I have an idea. 105 00:05:53,060 --> 00:05:56,160 Have you heard of Cyrano de Bergerac? Yeah, ain't he down with 50 Cent? 106 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:02,700 T, your generation scares me. No, the story of Cyrano is about a guy... Hey, 107 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:06,560 man, forget that. Look, why don't you just come to the restaurant and coach me 108 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:07,560 through it? 109 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,880 Why didn't I think of that? 110 00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:11,860 Because you're not pimpin'. 111 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,450 You're going to pay me back the $50 you owe me. 112 00:06:22,710 --> 00:06:24,190 No. We won. 113 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:25,710 We're going to be on the Zora show. 114 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:28,410 Oh, great. Well, I hope the topic is, Kim, you owe me money. 115 00:06:29,170 --> 00:06:30,049 That's stupid. 116 00:06:30,050 --> 00:06:31,050 Who would watch that? 117 00:06:35,870 --> 00:06:37,410 Mama, come on. We got to go. 118 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:43,530 Let's go. We're going to be late. 119 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,030 Where are you going? 120 00:06:45,330 --> 00:06:46,330 Isn't it obvious? 121 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:49,690 Shoot. I'm going to be there. She might give free gifts away to the audience. 122 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:19,420 with martinis with pork rinds. 123 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,240 Well, it didn't bother me last week. 124 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:26,860 What a week before that. Oh, my stomach is tore up. 125 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:28,440 I can't make it, baby. 126 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:30,500 But I can't go without a mama, mama. 127 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,500 And I can't go. 128 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:33,780 Oh! 129 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:40,400 And now, let's welcome to the show the winners of our special mom episode, Kim 130 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,080 Parker and her mother... 131 00:08:10,700 --> 00:08:11,840 Welcome to the show, ladies. 132 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,340 Thank you. Thank you. 133 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:18,280 You know, I just have to start off by saying, Kim, your letter, it was quite 134 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:22,640 moving. I mean, it's hard to believe that suddenly and without warning, you 135 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:28,160 kicked out of your apartment, forced to live in the street, in a cardboard box. 136 00:08:30,500 --> 00:08:32,419 Mama fixed it up real pretty. 137 00:08:32,820 --> 00:08:34,080 She even cut out a window. 138 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,900 You see, that's so special. 139 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:40,150 Nikki, why don't you tell us the rest of the story? 140 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,190 Nikki? 141 00:08:44,390 --> 00:08:45,990 Oh, yeah, right, that's me. 142 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:48,630 Well, 143 00:08:48,890 --> 00:08:50,430 let's see now. 144 00:08:51,270 --> 00:08:54,150 I really think you should tell the story. It's your show. 145 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,110 Well, I do tell a good story, don't I? 146 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,980 At one point, you found yourself in jail because you were stealing food from the 147 00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:13,020 local snack and go just to feed Kim. 148 00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:15,780 Wow. 149 00:09:17,900 --> 00:09:19,080 I've been through a lot. 150 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:26,160 Yes, you have been through a lot. You pitiful thing. This is a disaster, TV. 151 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,800 You're telling me. If they give out gifts to the audience, I'm going to be 152 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,780 really mad that I got stuck here taking care of you. 153 00:09:36,940 --> 00:09:37,940 They're going to blow it. 154 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,460 Look, I got to get down there. 155 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:41,780 Oh, oh. 156 00:09:41,980 --> 00:09:42,980 Are you okay? 157 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:44,540 Yeah, yeah, I'll be fine. 158 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,380 Look, I just need you to drive me. 159 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:47,800 Okay, but under one condition. 160 00:09:48,140 --> 00:09:50,520 What, girl? You go potty one more time before we go. 161 00:10:08,790 --> 00:10:09,810 What's the plan, Professor? 162 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:11,150 Okay, here. 163 00:10:11,550 --> 00:10:12,870 Put this in your ear. 164 00:10:13,470 --> 00:10:14,470 Oh, this is cool. 165 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:15,709 Where'd you get this equipment? 166 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:16,609 Hey, hey. 167 00:10:16,610 --> 00:10:19,150 Does James Bond reveal his sources? 168 00:10:20,670 --> 00:10:23,950 You borrowed this from the nerds in the audiovisual department, didn't you? 169 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:30,150 They're not nerds. They're just misunderstood, lonely geniuses. 170 00:10:31,750 --> 00:10:33,590 Bringing back high school memories, huh, Professor? 171 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:43,590 I'll talk into this tiny microphone, and whatever I say, you repeat back to 172 00:10:43,590 --> 00:10:48,530 Claire. Did you get that? Sure did. Okay, good. Now you say something, and 173 00:10:48,530 --> 00:10:50,630 remember to speak loud and clear. 174 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,210 Okay. 175 00:10:52,930 --> 00:10:53,930 Got it. 176 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:59,530 Girl, you must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all 177 00:10:59,530 --> 00:11:00,530 long. 178 00:11:02,610 --> 00:11:04,170 You're still a virgin, aren't you? 179 00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,500 How did Kim manage to take care of herself while you were in jail? 180 00:11:12,620 --> 00:11:13,620 Jail? 181 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,420 It was so painful, I just blocked it all out. 182 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:26,060 Well, um, I had to work at this greasy truck stop flipping burgers. 183 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:31,480 And every week, I sent all my pennies to Mom in jail, along with a pack of 184 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,480 cigarettes. 185 00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:39,650 Amazing. Um, how long ago did this happen? About 15 years ago. 186 00:11:41,950 --> 00:11:43,510 So you were five years old? 187 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:45,870 No, she was 15. 188 00:11:46,090 --> 00:11:48,890 Her memory's shot. It was that tragic grease fire. 189 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,170 What grease fire? 190 00:11:50,330 --> 00:11:52,230 See, maybe we should just move on. 191 00:11:57,830 --> 00:12:02,550 Here she comes. Here she comes. 192 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:05,050 Good evening, Thaddeus. 193 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:06,209 Good evening, Claire. 194 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:07,410 I hope I didn't keep you waiting. 195 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:11,980 No problem. Although time away from you is time wasted. 196 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,099 That's corny. 197 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,100 What? 198 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:19,940 I mean, any time away from you is time wasted. 199 00:12:20,580 --> 00:12:22,180 Aren't you the charming one? 200 00:12:22,780 --> 00:12:24,940 So, tell me about yourself. 201 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,399 All right. 202 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:32,760 Well, when I'm not on the golf course, I dabble in political affairs. For 203 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:37,420 instance, I think that the Republican movement is diverging towards a more... 204 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:43,070 palatable state where the psyche of social consciousness is involved. 205 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:46,290 Charming and smart. 206 00:12:47,690 --> 00:12:50,710 That is, it's hard to believe I'm talking to a 22 -year -old. 207 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:54,210 Well, I've always been older than my ears. 208 00:12:54,510 --> 00:12:57,390 Well, I've always been older than my ears. 209 00:13:02,610 --> 00:13:04,470 Ears? Uh, yes. 210 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:05,710 Ears to you. 211 00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:14,440 The poetry that you sent me was great. I love the spoken word. I'm really into 212 00:13:14,440 --> 00:13:18,320 Rita Dove, Roz Baraka, Sonia Sanchez. Who do you like? 213 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:24,160 I'm partial to Heinrich Heim, Francisco Petrach, and William Wordsworth. 214 00:13:24,420 --> 00:13:30,500 Well, I'm partial to Heinrich Heim, Francisco Petrach, and 215 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,920 Willy Wonka. 216 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:34,400 Wow. 217 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:39,760 Those are some real heavyweights, Thaddeus. I'm impressed. 218 00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,680 Willy Wonka is in the chocolate factory? 219 00:13:45,540 --> 00:13:47,080 Yeah. He's deep. 220 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:52,860 Feeling ashamed that I still seem to pass over your beauty, lady. 221 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:58,880 Feeling ashamed that I still seem to pass over your beauty, lady. 222 00:13:59,900 --> 00:14:04,760 In a rhyme, I remember when I saw you for the first time. 223 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,280 That's beautiful. 224 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:08,680 Is there more? 225 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,820 I don't know. Let me check. 226 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:15,580 I guess not, huh? 227 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,660 Oh, wait a minute. There's more. 228 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:22,720 Saw you made for my love as no one was. 229 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,060 Needs more pepper. 230 00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:26,500 Needs more pepper. 231 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,280 Not you, Beavis. 232 00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:30,539 The food. 233 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,080 Not you, Beavis. The food. 234 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,319 Forget it. 235 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,320 Forget it. 236 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:38,190 Okay. 237 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:44,910 Um, Adia, are you bipolar? 238 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:51,810 No, but I can be. 239 00:14:55,850 --> 00:15:00,410 And then I was working in a children's sweatshop, weaving ponchos together with 240 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:01,950 raw cotton, and... 241 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,160 I can go. 242 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,440 Kim, what's going on? 243 00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,040 Um, she's my other mom. 244 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,540 Kind of like us. She's like my dad. She's the mannish one. 245 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,360 Oh, I get it. Yeah. 246 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:28,140 You two are life partners. 247 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,420 Did you see my show on life partners? I am so in touch. 248 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:35,200 Audience, it looks like Kimmy has two monies. 249 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:38,200 Yeah. 250 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,600 So, do you see? 251 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:44,950 It's out now. It's out. 252 00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:47,250 Let it go. I love you. 253 00:15:48,170 --> 00:15:54,070 You know, here at the Zora Show, we believe that money and cars and trips 254 00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,590 cure everyone's pain. 255 00:15:56,230 --> 00:15:57,830 So I've got some good news. 256 00:15:58,190 --> 00:16:02,010 We're going to help you forget that difficult past with a first -class trip 257 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:03,010 Jamaica. 258 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:13,070 Now it's all expenses paid and $10 ,000 spending money. 259 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:17,750 into my kindness. 260 00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:26,070 Unfortunately, we can only think him with one mom. 261 00:16:27,430 --> 00:16:28,430 Well, 262 00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:31,270 I gave birth to her. I'm going to Jamaica. 263 00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:32,810 What are you talking about? 264 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,370 You're the man, remember? 265 00:16:35,730 --> 00:16:38,570 Ladies and gentlemen, please, don't argue. 266 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:40,410 Shut up. 267 00:16:42,050 --> 00:16:44,750 See, that's why I left her. She's violent. 268 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,640 The Zora Show has been briefly interrupted. 269 00:17:06,940 --> 00:17:09,880 We will resume our regularly scheduled program momentarily. 270 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:15,640 Well, Thaddeus, this has been interesting. 271 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:17,980 I'm glad you thought that. 272 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:23,540 Listen, I really like you, and I was hoping we could see more of each other. 273 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:31,440 Look, I think you're a great guy, but to be honest with you, you're just a 274 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,920 little bit too stuffy for my taste. 275 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:38,930 A lot like my ex -husband. I thought since you were young, you would be more 276 00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,110 spontaneous. 277 00:17:40,890 --> 00:17:44,890 To tell you the truth, I'm just looking for someone who's interested in wild 278 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:45,890 butt -naked sex. 279 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:52,430 Hey, then I'm your man. Let's go. Let's do it. Stop it. Stop it. 280 00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:57,830 Now, look, you don't have to pretend with me. I understand you're a mature, 281 00:17:57,990 --> 00:17:59,190 sophisticated man. 282 00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:02,270 You'll make someone a nice... 283 00:18:02,570 --> 00:18:03,810 Respectable husband, doctor. 284 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:06,530 No, I won't. I'm not respectable. I'm a dog. 285 00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:07,810 I won't. 286 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,010 Thanks for a lovely evening. 287 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:13,450 Too bad. 288 00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,490 I'm really horny. 289 00:18:17,690 --> 00:18:18,930 Wait, I'm horny, too. 290 00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,530 What should I do now, professor? 291 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,110 Professor! 292 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:26,970 Hey there. 293 00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,750 Dan Lee is my name. 294 00:18:29,210 --> 00:18:30,210 Butt naked. 295 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,280 my game. 296 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:43,620 Right this way. 297 00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:51,600 Welcome back to our show. 298 00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:57,260 You know, during our unexpected break, the producers and I discussed the 299 00:18:57,260 --> 00:18:59,440 situation very, very carefully and... 300 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,880 You know what we've decided? 301 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,340 That all three of you deserve to go on this trip. Give Zora some love! 302 00:19:28,590 --> 00:19:29,990 Yeah, your story was very moving. 303 00:19:30,650 --> 00:19:32,390 You know what? Don't tell anyone. 304 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:33,830 We pulled a scam on them. 305 00:19:34,530 --> 00:19:35,550 Scam? Yeah. 306 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,010 We just made stuff up so we could get on the show. 307 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,229 Oh, really? 308 00:19:39,230 --> 00:19:40,169 Mm -hmm. 309 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:44,090 Mama. Oh, this is a fan of ours. He saw us on the Zora show. 310 00:19:44,290 --> 00:19:45,970 Oh, hey. Pretty nice to meet you. 311 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:49,370 Hi, I'm Adam Myers, the producer of the Zora show. 312 00:19:50,150 --> 00:19:52,890 I stopped by to drop off your prize, but... Listen. 313 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:56,590 I'm glad you're here. Look, can we get a limo ride, too, and from the airport? 314 00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:59,950 Because we poor, and we don't have a car. 315 00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:05,310 Normally, I'd say yes, but since you lied to us, you're not getting diddly 316 00:20:05,310 --> 00:20:06,830 squat. Have a nice day. 317 00:20:07,530 --> 00:20:08,790 But I... Endo, then. 318 00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:12,910 Cal, I'm a wait -wait. 319 00:20:13,610 --> 00:20:20,210 You are the best mama in the whole wide world, and I am ready to whoop your ass. 320 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,200 Feeling ashamed that I still think to pass over your room? 321 00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,120 Get away from me. 322 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:38,400 What a shame that I... Wait a minute, let me see. 323 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,440 He said, get away from me. 22581