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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,159 --> 00:00:02,460 T, we need to talk. 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,960 Stevie, for the last time, it's not going to work out between us. 3 00:00:07,580 --> 00:00:08,780 Move on. 4 00:00:09,220 --> 00:00:10,800 Forget about me. 5 00:00:12,540 --> 00:00:14,300 Oh, get over yourself. 6 00:00:15,800 --> 00:00:17,860 No, I'm talking about our gig this weekend. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:21,940 Without Kim, I'll be singing backup and lead. It's way too much, but we can't 8 00:00:21,940 --> 00:00:22,940 afford to blow this. 9 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:24,100 Yeah, you're right. 10 00:00:24,140 --> 00:00:26,540 What are we going to do? We've got to find another backup singer. 11 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:28,800 Hey, man, it's all Kim's fault. 12 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,040 I know. 13 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:31,650 Why don't you pick her boyfriend over us? 14 00:00:32,750 --> 00:00:34,770 Why can't you do single and bitter like you? 15 00:00:37,310 --> 00:00:38,310 Hey, Nick. Hey. 16 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:39,970 Why are you still down? 17 00:00:40,410 --> 00:00:43,030 Professor threatened you with another restraining order? No need. 18 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:44,810 The current one is still valid. 19 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:46,869 What's up? 20 00:00:46,870 --> 00:00:47,870 I miss Kim. 21 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:51,370 Well, if there's anything I can do... Well, I also miss her chipping in for 22 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:52,550 rent. She paid rent? 23 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,470 Not by choice. 24 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:58,450 Every month, I used to go through her purse and take the money out. 25 00:00:58,880 --> 00:00:59,880 That's what mamas do. 26 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,660 You need to be committed for eternity. 27 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,860 Hi. Welcome to the audition. 28 00:02:29,220 --> 00:02:32,400 As you know, we're looking for a backup singer to join our group Freestyle 29 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:36,860 Unity. Yeah, so, uh, don't be nervous. You can start any time you're ready, uh, 30 00:02:37,060 --> 00:02:38,060 Monica. 31 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:14,539 in this band. 32 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:15,499 Why not? 33 00:03:15,500 --> 00:03:16,500 Because you can't sing. 34 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:20,680 I can't sing. You have no taste and you're just one opinion. 35 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:21,940 What you think, girl? 36 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,300 Oh, 37 00:03:25,420 --> 00:03:26,760 I'm sorry. 38 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,600 T's right. That was bad. 39 00:03:30,140 --> 00:03:33,180 Okay, so y 'all just two opinions and y 'all don't matter. 40 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,460 Well, yeah, we kind of do since we're the ones doing the hiring. 41 00:03:36,820 --> 00:03:39,260 Yeah, so let's talk and then start walking. 42 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:15,000 Ms. Reginald, how may I help you? Don't look at me. She's the one dying. 43 00:07:15,740 --> 00:07:18,900 Not to worry. We'll take very good care of you. 44 00:07:19,200 --> 00:07:21,900 Uh, slow your roll, Reg. I'm not dying yet. 45 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,780 I'm just here to take advantage of you two for one special. 46 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:29,660 Ooh, then we must start by choosing a casket. This is our top of the line. 47 00:07:29,660 --> 00:07:33,620 solid bronze with an ivory pearl finish lined in silk with platinum accents. 48 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,480 It's only $10 ,000. 49 00:07:36,160 --> 00:07:41,120 Oh, you know what? It's beautiful, but that's not quite what I had in mind. 50 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,200 You know, it's too, too, um... Expensive. 51 00:07:44,580 --> 00:07:45,700 I understand. 52 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:51,760 We also have a lovely emerald green copper casket lined in satin with 14 53 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:54,020 gold accents for only $6 ,000. 54 00:07:54,620 --> 00:07:56,820 Oh, we getting close, the ranch. 55 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:05,400 We offer an oak casket with a velvet lining and matching oak handles for a 56 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,460 $3 ,000. 57 00:08:09,770 --> 00:08:13,210 We have a used pine box out in the trash you can have for a hundred bucks. 58 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:15,130 Really? 59 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,530 Might I suggest we move to a burial plot. 60 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:19,829 Good idea. 61 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,090 Were you thinking of an ocean or a mountain view? 62 00:08:22,350 --> 00:08:25,650 What? She's going to be six feet under. The only thing she's going to see is 63 00:08:25,650 --> 00:08:26,650 dirt. 64 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:32,770 Those ocean views sound kind of pricey. How much would a plot cost next to the 65 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:33,770 freeway? 66 00:08:34,090 --> 00:08:35,490 What about a headstone? 67 00:08:36,070 --> 00:08:36,989 What about it? 68 00:08:36,990 --> 00:08:40,030 Were you planning on having one or shall I write your name? on a piece of 69 00:08:40,030 --> 00:08:41,990 cardboard and attach it to a broom handle. 70 00:08:42,750 --> 00:08:47,070 Well, see, we'd like a fancy funeral, but we can't afford that kind of money. 71 00:08:47,350 --> 00:08:48,470 Yes, you can. 72 00:08:49,210 --> 00:08:54,090 With a small down payment and modest monthly installments, even you can 73 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:59,010 the most lavish of burials because at Heavenly Hills, we put death within your 74 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,010 reach. 75 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:04,010 Fred, I'm going to take the bronze caskets, the ocean views, and the marble 76 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,890 headstone. Excellent choice. Let me just run a simple credit check and you'll be 77 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:08,890 on your way. 78 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:10,520 May I have your social security number? 79 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:15,820 Of course. It's 1 -2 -1 -0 -0 -4 -2 -4 -2. 80 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,840 Nicky, you never qualify. You have lovely credit. 81 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,920 I know. That's why I used to profess a social security number. 82 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,200 But I thought he earned his credit. 83 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:26,540 He did. 84 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,300 But it's still better than mine. 85 00:09:30,420 --> 00:09:34,700 You're approved. Now all I need is your deposit and your signature on the dotted 86 00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,180 line. Hold on, Nicky. 87 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,420 Why don't you take that contract home and talk it over with the professor? 88 00:09:39,640 --> 00:09:40,640 You can always come back tomorrow. 89 00:09:41,220 --> 00:09:43,140 Unfortunately, this offer ends today. 90 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:49,240 There you go, baby. Good. Now, all I need is your husband's signature, too. 91 00:09:49,740 --> 00:09:50,740 Okay. 92 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,220 Professor Stanley Ogilvie, just let the ink dry. 93 00:10:00,240 --> 00:10:03,020 Is that all right? Of course. You're his wife. 94 00:10:03,420 --> 00:10:04,420 Yes, I am. 95 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,570 It's an honor to be here. 96 00:10:13,970 --> 00:10:14,970 I know. 97 00:10:15,390 --> 00:10:18,010 Welcome aboard. Oh, I'm really nervous. 98 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,330 What if I screw up in front of all these people? 99 00:10:20,590 --> 00:10:24,610 Girl, you just chill and sing like you did in rehearsal, all right? Okay. Yo, 100 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:25,610 yo, yo, yo! 101 00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:31,290 Welcome to Freestyle Friday featuring Freestyle Unity. 102 00:10:31,590 --> 00:10:33,490 Y 'all, show them some love. 103 00:10:36,110 --> 00:10:37,570 All right, y 'all, let's do this. 104 00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:39,470 Okay. Yeah. 105 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,170 Come on. 106 00:10:41,560 --> 00:10:44,860 I'm with my boy G with your girl, so what you want to do? You feeling me? I'm 107 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,240 feeling you, so I'm going to make a move. 108 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,180 Yeah. 109 00:10:48,740 --> 00:10:51,220 Sing it to me, girl. Bye. 110 00:10:51,440 --> 00:10:53,800 I'm feeling sexy, looking good, I got it going on. 111 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:57,180 Come at me from the beginning, baby, bring it on. Bye, baby. 112 00:10:57,440 --> 00:11:00,760 You know I'm feeling right. Don't be shy, cause it'll be alright. 113 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,360 Ew. Erica, you're killing my heart. 114 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:06,440 Yeah, you were. 115 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:08,500 Yeah, that was the lead, and I'm the lead singer. 116 00:11:10,020 --> 00:11:11,080 Sorry to interrupt. 117 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,920 But you have a show here? We're cool, we're cool. Okay. 118 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:19,460 Excuse us, y 'all. We have some sound problems. What the hell's going on? 119 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,360 Erica, I'm tripping. No, I'm sorry. I was just nervous. I got mixed up. 120 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,420 Okay. All right, no biggie. Yeah, we'll just do it over. 121 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,519 All right, cool. 122 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,520 Yeah. 123 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,700 Sing it, Penny McGraw. 124 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:04,380 What you want to do? 125 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,660 phone with Heavenly Hills Funeral Home? 126 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,300 Woo, it's showtime. 127 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:40,400 They wanted to make sure that my wife and I are happy with our new burial plot 128 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,240 and to remind me that the first bill is due next month. 129 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,620 Sorry, I'm out of stamps. Try the post. 130 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:55,040 Do you know anything about us buying a 131 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,280 burial plot, Ms. Parker? 132 00:12:58,730 --> 00:12:59,850 We bought a burial plot, boo. 133 00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:04,350 I don't need a burial plot, you blockhead. 134 00:13:05,530 --> 00:13:07,870 My family has one for me in Georgia. 135 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:12,530 Oh, no, you don't want to be buried down there. It's so hot and humid. 136 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:15,850 Whatever you've done, you better undo it. 137 00:13:16,210 --> 00:13:17,390 And I mean fast. 138 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:22,590 Okay, well, mail your payments on time, boo, because those late fees can really 139 00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:23,590 add up. 140 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:29,840 Nikki, he sounds serious. 141 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:31,460 Girl, he was just playing. 142 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,280 Even you can't be that psycho. 143 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,200 Okay, well, I'll just go down to Heavenly Hills and get out of this whole 144 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:43,400 How? Well, I'll simply explain what happened, and I'm sure Reg will happily 145 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,400 refund me my money. 146 00:14:05,239 --> 00:14:06,420 It's backstabbing Barbie. 147 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,160 What's your problem? 148 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:12,320 My problem is that you secretly plotted from the beginning to take over my part 149 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:14,500 last night. It was sneaky and underhanded. 150 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,660 Yeah, uh, she's right, Erica. 151 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,180 No, you're just jealous because the crowd loves me. 152 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,120 She's got a point, Stevie. 153 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:22,319 Huh? 154 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:25,120 Therefore, I have some changes for you, Stevie. 155 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:26,520 Are you crazy? 156 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,660 Hold on. Let's just hear what she has to say. 157 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,200 Okay. 158 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,480 I'll be the new lead singer, and Stevie... 159 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:35,280 You'll sing back up. 160 00:14:35,780 --> 00:14:38,780 Over my dead body? You are fired. Oh, easy now, Stevie. 161 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,160 Nobody's getting fired. 162 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,720 Maybe you and Erica can take turns singing lead. 163 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:47,100 T, she cannot just waltz in here and start changing things around. 164 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,880 Hey, sometimes change is good. 165 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,540 And T, no more rapping. 166 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:55,500 What? Oh, hell no, girl. You got to go, Miss J -Lo. 167 00:15:08,490 --> 00:15:09,710 She's crazy. We're going to get caught. 168 00:15:10,230 --> 00:15:14,410 Nonsense. Now, all we have to do is find my contract, tear it up, and leave. 169 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:18,910 Correction. All you have to do is find your contract, tear it up. I'm already 170 00:15:18,910 --> 00:15:19,910 leaving. Come on, Angela. 171 00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:22,050 No contract, no deal. 172 00:15:22,390 --> 00:15:26,750 Then I can be buried next to my boo in Georgia, where I belong. 173 00:15:28,570 --> 00:15:31,090 I belong in prison for breaking and entering. 174 00:15:32,070 --> 00:15:34,350 Come on, girl. Just help me find the contract. 175 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,970 No. I don't want to go to jail. 176 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,320 Prison stripes make me look fat. 177 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,400 I'm going to leave that one alone. 178 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:48,419 Not here. 179 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:49,420 Bye. 180 00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:51,760 I failed it. 181 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:53,640 Let's get it done. 182 00:15:53,940 --> 00:15:55,160 Come on. Quick. 183 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,770 supposed to take in again. 184 00:16:15,130 --> 00:16:17,730 That doesn't matter. It's a closed casket ceremony. 185 00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:19,790 All right, give me a hand with this. 186 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:21,470 Holy cow! 187 00:16:21,870 --> 00:16:23,750 It's made out of iron? 188 00:16:27,490 --> 00:16:28,490 Okay, hurry up. The coffin's clear. Come on. 189 00:16:43,530 --> 00:16:48,130 It's right in here. Oh, somebody come here. There ain't nobody coming. Oh, 190 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:53,450 why? 191 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:57,190 Oh, take me with you. 192 00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:58,970 Oh, there. 193 00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:00,149 It's okay. 194 00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,150 It's okay. 195 00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:03,050 Who are you? 196 00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:07,130 I work here, but... 197 00:17:10,859 --> 00:17:13,760 I'd like to open the casket and get the ceremony started. 198 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,819 But I thought it was a closed casket. 199 00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:18,180 Mildred wanted it to be open. 200 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:19,380 Who's Mildred? 201 00:17:19,599 --> 00:17:20,599 The deceased. 202 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:23,859 Oh, yeah. 203 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,200 I don't think you want an open casket. Well, why not? 204 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:33,680 Well, because it was a horrible death, and I did what I could for her with hair 205 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:38,200 and makeup, but she's all big and bloated, and trust me, you wouldn't 206 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,200 her. 207 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,830 Mildred died of a heart attack. 208 00:17:42,430 --> 00:17:43,830 Shocked the hell out of me, too. 209 00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:49,270 If I can have your attention, please. I'd like to get this memorial service 210 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,270 started. 211 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:57,450 I remember when my dear sweet friend Mildred and I met over 50 years ago in 212 00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,090 college. Oh, wrap it up, lady. 213 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,570 This ain't the only funeral tonight. 214 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:07,190 Per Mildred's request, everyone is invited to the crematorium where her 215 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:08,750 will be cremated immediately. 216 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,390 Cremate? 217 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,130 Boss, I'm real sorry. 218 00:18:18,530 --> 00:18:20,270 Come on, Andy. That's enough of that. 219 00:18:20,890 --> 00:18:22,990 I told you it was a record. 220 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,870 That ain't great. 221 00:18:26,710 --> 00:18:27,710 Aha! 222 00:18:28,370 --> 00:18:30,250 There's your funeral crasher. 223 00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:35,310 Thank you for showing me where Ms. Parker lives, Mr. Overby. Oh, it was my 224 00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:38,730 pleasure. And I insist you press charges. 225 00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,390 Ms. 226 00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:45,310 Parker, we need to talk. 227 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,339 About what? 228 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:49,940 I know you snuck into my office and stole your contract. 229 00:18:50,340 --> 00:18:51,360 You can't prove it. 230 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:53,500 We have you on surveillance tape. 231 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,640 Well, okay, she did it, so what? 232 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,820 I lied. We don't have surveillance cameras. 233 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,500 Bullshit! 234 00:19:02,140 --> 00:19:04,640 You still have no proof I found a contract. 235 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:09,120 Really, Ms. Parker? Do you think I'm an amateur? I have a copy. 236 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,580 Okay, um, look, I'm sorry, Reg. I just got it over my head. 237 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,460 I just want her out of my contract. 238 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:18,500 Yeah, I'm sorry. It's too late. There's nothing you can do. 239 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,640 Uh -huh. She could keep crashing your funeral. Yeah. 240 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,200 Yeah, that's right. 241 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,700 I'll keep jumping out of caskets until you let me out of my contract. That's 242 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,599 what I'm going to do. 243 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,660 You're not serious. 244 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,300 You don't know her very well. 245 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,020 Yeah, I'm crazy. I'm crazy. 246 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,560 Fine. 247 00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:39,660 We never want to see you back at Heavenly Hills again. 248 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:41,960 Unless... It's your funeral. 249 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:45,620 Me and my boy are going to be brought together in Georgia where we belong. 250 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,720 We don't need you or heaven to hear. 251 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160 Come in. 252 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:58,040 Hey, Nick. Hey. 253 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:00,000 So, what's the big surprise? 254 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:08,830 No shame. We already kicked you out of the band. 255 00:20:09,070 --> 00:20:11,070 Yeah, so don't make us kick you out of Nicky's place, too. 256 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,310 What's going on? 257 00:20:13,710 --> 00:20:14,710 I guess they haven't heard. 258 00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,370 I live here. 18654