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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:02,250 What's up, y 'all? Hey. 2 00:00:02,610 --> 00:00:03,609 Yo, check. 3 00:00:03,610 --> 00:00:07,810 They're having local auditions for a new TV show called American Superstar. You 4 00:00:07,810 --> 00:00:12,090 can win a recording contract and 50 Gs. You guys, this could be the break we've 5 00:00:12,090 --> 00:00:15,050 been waiting for. Yeah, we need a break, because I'm tired of being broke. 6 00:00:17,070 --> 00:00:19,370 Yo, let's roll through after class and see what's cracking. 7 00:00:19,890 --> 00:00:22,170 Hey, y 'all. Does anyone have a boom box? 8 00:00:22,510 --> 00:00:25,170 Why? What's up? Well, I don't want to miss the phrase that pays. 9 00:00:25,770 --> 00:00:28,610 2103 .4 is having a contract where you can win a plasma TV. 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,820 Ooh, plasma. That sounds nasty. 11 00:01:20,430 --> 00:01:21,268 to audition. 12 00:01:21,270 --> 00:01:24,230 Or, you know, you could just forget the audition and give us the contract and 13 00:01:24,230 --> 00:01:25,230 the 50 grand now. 14 00:01:26,350 --> 00:01:29,410 That's pretty funny, the first five or six hundred times I heard it. 15 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:31,610 Well, she's not with us. 16 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:35,990 Good. So we don't take groups on American Superstar? Oh, at least all the 17 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:38,590 Well, uh, we don't roll like that. 18 00:01:52,430 --> 00:01:54,590 Pam, why don't you just go on and try out? You are the lead singer. 19 00:01:54,830 --> 00:01:56,930 No, guys, we're a group. We've got to stick together. 20 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:59,450 And besides, I would never do this without you two. 21 00:01:59,690 --> 00:02:01,370 Aw, group hug. Yeah. 22 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:20,580 Something shook this entire building. 23 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:27,040 All right, L .A., I want to hear you. Holler back. MC Necklace, shoot. I need 24 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,620 get through so I can win a plasma TV. 25 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,480 She went on 3 .4. You called her 15. 26 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:37,500 Oh, my God. I got two. Okay, here's the question. 27 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,340 What is MC Necklace? 28 00:03:49,290 --> 00:03:50,029 Don't tell me. 29 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:54,850 It's, uh, it's, um... Bertram Aloysius Jefferson III. 30 00:03:55,150 --> 00:03:56,250 That's it, that's it, that's it. 31 00:03:57,730 --> 00:03:58,750 I watch BET. 32 00:04:01,150 --> 00:04:06,110 It's, uh, Bertram Aloysius Jefferson III. 33 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:07,750 That's right. You just want to... 34 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:50,900 Maybe we can share it. 35 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:54,300 Look, how are we going to decide who gets the TV first? 36 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,840 I don't know. 37 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:06,020 You know, maybe a quick walk around the block will help 38 00:05:06,020 --> 00:05:07,440 me come up with something. 39 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:27,870 station, the back is missing. 40 00:05:31,170 --> 00:05:32,250 Guess what, Mama? 41 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:35,310 I'm auditioning for American Superstar. 42 00:05:35,950 --> 00:05:37,650 Oh, congratulations, baby. 43 00:05:38,270 --> 00:05:40,070 Freestyle Unity is about to blow up. 44 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:42,210 Yeah, Freestyle Unity. 45 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,650 Minus Stevie and T. 46 00:05:45,750 --> 00:05:47,010 They don't take groups. 47 00:05:47,530 --> 00:05:49,250 And Stevie and T are okay with that? 48 00:05:49,630 --> 00:05:51,090 They would be if they knew. 49 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:56,190 You didn't even tell them? Now how could you do something like that? 50 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:06,280 the 50 G's with you. What would you want me to wear? 51 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,320 Girl, you right. 52 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,000 Watching Dizzle on this TV is the bomb. 53 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,600 Yeah. 54 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:18,280 He looks so real. 55 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:20,780 I can almost smell his breath. 56 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:23,780 Minty. 57 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:27,200 Use that special Zoom feature. 58 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:50,680 Your time is up. 59 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,520 Now, I don't want to miss the Anna Nicole Smith show. 60 00:06:54,940 --> 00:06:57,100 Just watch it on your old TV. 61 00:06:57,460 --> 00:06:59,980 That small thing? I can't look at that anymore. 62 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:03,840 Oh, hold up. Why don't you just leave the TV at the professor's? Absolutely. 63 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:07,600 I mean, that was brilliant. 64 00:07:10,060 --> 00:07:11,060 It's a deal. 65 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,080 I even let you keep it here for another hour. 66 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:15,740 Thanks. 67 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:22,700 I know before I remove all your teeth. What was that about? 68 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:27,700 Think about it. When you want to see it, you can watch it at his place. 69 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:30,340 Oh, I get it. 70 00:07:31,560 --> 00:07:34,160 And if I'm lucky, he'll put it in his bedroom. 71 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:36,500 And I'll really get lucky. 72 00:07:39,540 --> 00:07:40,540 Mom, 73 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,619 I'm so nervous. 74 00:07:43,620 --> 00:07:47,780 Uh -uh, don't be, baby. Now, what God didn't give you in height and brains, he 75 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:48,780 made up for it. 76 00:07:51,950 --> 00:07:54,170 I have to go check on my baby. But I'm okay now, Mama. 77 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:56,170 I'll talk about my new plasma TV. 78 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,110 Hi. Hi. I'm here for my audition. 79 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:04,730 Name? Stevie Van Lowe. 80 00:08:05,170 --> 00:08:06,170 Ah, right. 81 00:08:06,590 --> 00:08:08,190 I'll call you after our break. 82 00:08:11,170 --> 00:08:12,490 Stevie, what are you doing here? 83 00:08:13,590 --> 00:08:17,790 Um, yeah, I got lost and I came in to ask for some directions. 84 00:08:19,030 --> 00:08:20,070 What are you doing here? 85 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:22,820 Give me a minute. I was going to say the same thing you said. 86 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:25,940 I cannot believe it. You're here to audition. 87 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,040 You said I could. Well, I didn't mean it. 88 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:32,000 Hey, Stevie. 89 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,679 That is so sweet of you to come down here and support Kim after what she did. 90 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:41,059 Mama, don't let Stevie fool you. She came down here to stab me in my back. 91 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:45,620 The sneak is auditioning. Oh, well, if I'm a sneak, you're a snake. 92 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:47,300 Well, you're a sneaky snake. 93 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,900 You two should be ashamed of yourselves. 94 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,540 Going behind each other's back. 95 00:08:54,860 --> 00:08:57,140 T is the only decent one in this group. 96 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:00,360 Yeah? Then what's he doing here? 97 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,240 T! 98 00:09:06,900 --> 00:09:07,900 Hey! 99 00:09:08,780 --> 00:09:10,180 Boy, what are you doing here? 100 00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:13,380 Well, I had a feeling these two were up to something. 101 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:16,000 Now go home and I'll forget all about this. 102 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:20,760 Daddy, it's Radcliffe. Yeah. You? are performing after a diamond car. 103 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:28,920 I don't want any part of this. 104 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:32,900 I'm leaving. Kim, you can walk home. Walk it. 105 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,840 Sorry, everyone. 106 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:38,600 One of our judges was called away, so you'll have to come back tomorrow. 107 00:09:40,700 --> 00:09:45,900 Y 'all need to stay home tomorrow and save yourself the embarrassment. 108 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:49,550 So you're the one who's going to be embarrassed when the judges boo you off 109 00:09:49,550 --> 00:09:50,550 stage. 110 00:09:50,730 --> 00:09:53,430 You two losers fight it out. Because you know I'm going to win. 111 00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:57,470 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a five -mile walk home. 112 00:10:18,730 --> 00:10:20,550 Poor little T, I feel sorry for him. 113 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:23,590 I'll be saying the same thing about you in a little while. 114 00:10:25,230 --> 00:10:26,230 Hello. 115 00:10:27,490 --> 00:10:29,770 Is it me you're looking for? Yeah. 116 00:10:30,210 --> 00:10:31,210 Hello. 117 00:10:32,390 --> 00:10:34,710 Because I wonder where you are and what you do. 118 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,390 PPT. 119 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,930 What happened tonight, man? 120 00:10:44,190 --> 00:10:46,870 You started off singing, then you just started rapping. 121 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:48,850 not Ja Rule. 122 00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:51,850 Just be true to yourself. 123 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:56,530 I disagree, Randall. T, you were super. 124 00:10:56,950 --> 00:11:00,690 I think you showed originality, heart, and a lot of funk. 125 00:11:01,270 --> 00:11:03,210 And I think you're really cute. 126 00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:08,070 And as for you, T, well, now I know what the T stands for. 127 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:14,170 Terrible. Get you, Seymour. I know I was good. Matter of fact, I was off the 128 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,170 chain. 129 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,360 Good. Now, could you get off the stage? 130 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,300 They really didn't like you. 131 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:27,760 Stevie, hello. 132 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:29,240 You're up. 133 00:11:29,540 --> 00:11:32,040 Watch and learn. I'll show you how to impress the judges. 134 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:33,760 Oh, you're leaving? 135 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:44,180 Oh, I almost forgot the wine. 136 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,000 And I'm just going to run out and get us some. 137 00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:59,520 I'll be back in one minute. And I'll be right here. 138 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,080 Yes. 139 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:19,900 Can I help you? 140 00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,069 Stanley's date. 141 00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:24,969 Who are you? 142 00:12:24,970 --> 00:12:26,450 You ask too many damn questions. 143 00:12:28,670 --> 00:12:29,670 Where's my boo? 144 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,510 Well, Stanley just went out to get some wine, but you... Look, hey, I don't want 145 00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:35,110 to cause any trouble, so I'll leave. 146 00:12:35,690 --> 00:12:38,070 Really? I don't have to beat you down? 147 00:12:39,510 --> 00:12:44,090 Look, Stanley's a nice guy, but to tell you the truth, I'm really not feeling 148 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,550 him, so just tell him I said goodbye. 149 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,050 Uh, uh, hold up, Elena. 150 00:12:48,970 --> 00:12:51,090 I'm sorry about that whole beat -down thing. 151 00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,570 I'm Nikki. 152 00:12:53,130 --> 00:12:55,470 It's all right, girl. I've had to threaten a few women myself. 153 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:58,230 Well, sometime you just got to go there. Hey. 154 00:12:59,110 --> 00:13:01,910 Uh, Elena, you ever seen Two Can Play That Game? 155 00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:03,190 I got it right here. 156 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,110 That is my favorite movie. 157 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:07,130 Okay, girl, come on, put it in. 158 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,850 You drink Alizé? I'm glad you got something, because he ain't have 159 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,680 You have something there. But I just don't know what it is. 160 00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,020 And? 161 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,840 And... I'm done. 162 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:10,220 I disagree, Randall. I think she's super. 163 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:15,600 Stevie, you added a nice country style to the song, which was absolutely super. 164 00:14:16,300 --> 00:14:17,300 Thank you. 165 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,880 Stevie Van Lowe. 166 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:24,000 Yeah. Your name should be Stevie Van Go, as in go away. 167 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:35,420 See, that's a sister who knows how to keep her man in check. And trust me, I 168 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,420 keep mine in line. 169 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:37,600 I know you do. 170 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:42,460 Girl, I am really glad I did not have to beat you down. 171 00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,960 Me too. 172 00:14:47,360 --> 00:14:53,580 Miss Parker, what 173 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,060 are you doing here? 174 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,620 It's my time to watch TV. 175 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,520 Elena, I can explain. Explain what? 176 00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:03,010 Nikki and I are having a great time. 177 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,570 You are? 178 00:15:05,110 --> 00:15:09,830 Yes, we are. You know, you and Elena would make a great couple if you weren't 179 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:10,830 already my man. 180 00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:16,350 Elena, I can assure you we are not together in any way, shape, or form. 181 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:18,730 Yes, we are. We did the nasty. 182 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:25,070 Stanley, maybe I should leave. No, no, no, no, no. 183 00:15:25,410 --> 00:15:28,930 Don't let her drive you away. Please, give me a minute. Look, um... 184 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,160 I'll call the police. 185 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:34,920 Actually, this has nothing to do with Nikki. 186 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,280 Say what? 187 00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:42,460 Stanley, I don't think... She don't want to. 188 00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:46,740 Elena? 189 00:15:46,860 --> 00:15:47,860 She's right. 190 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,480 I'm sorry, Stanley. Goodbye. 191 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,660 Now, girl, you got my number, right? Uh -huh. Okay, honey, I'll call. Okay, 192 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:53,920 baby. Have a good one. 193 00:16:55,770 --> 00:16:58,030 angel. And the outfit of a drag queen. 194 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:03,170 It's so loud, I couldn't even hear your voice. 195 00:17:03,770 --> 00:17:06,869 What do you know about fashion, you crusty English muffin? 196 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:08,810 This is a Kimberley original? 197 00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:13,390 Listen, to be an American superstar, you have to have the whole package, and you 198 00:17:13,390 --> 00:17:15,010 just don't have it. 199 00:17:15,550 --> 00:17:19,069 Package? Wait a minute, you don't know nothing about me or my package. 200 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:22,690 For your information, I have performed in front of dozens of people. 201 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,920 How are you going to pick an American superstar? 202 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,520 You're not even from America. 203 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:41,880 I wonder what's taking them so long. 204 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,220 Probably wondering how the heck you two got into this competition. 205 00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,740 They're about to announce the winner, which will be me. 206 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:57,370 I just want to say, you all, did an unbelievably super 207 00:17:57,370 --> 00:17:58,810 job for me. 208 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:04,110 But unfortunately, only one person can represent the L .A. area. And 209 00:18:04,110 --> 00:18:06,770 unfortunately, that's not so super. 210 00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:12,590 And the winner is... Diamond Car. 211 00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,350 Like a real loser. 212 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:38,430 Yeah, me too. You are losers. I mean, we all are losers. 213 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:41,690 For what it's worth, Kim, I thought you should have won. 214 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,090 Me too. 215 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:50,250 Yeah, well, I guess we had to learn the hard way. 216 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,750 Good as a group, huh? 217 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,990 I'm sorry I kicked you guys to the curb. 218 00:18:55,310 --> 00:18:56,730 I guess I was being selfish. 219 00:18:57,390 --> 00:18:58,570 We were all being selfish. 220 00:18:59,230 --> 00:19:01,990 Hey, freestyle uni is back, huh? 221 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:05,860 Kim, where are you going? 222 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,280 To see if Diamond Carr needs a backup singer. What? 223 00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,100 Just kidding. 224 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,000 Hey, 225 00:19:20,620 --> 00:19:21,620 boo. 226 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,360 Miss Parker, what the hell are you doing here? 227 00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:27,480 I'm watching Dr. 228 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,940 Phil. He's giving us tips on how we can save our relationship. 229 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,620 Get out. 230 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,960 But he's getting to the part where we have to confront each other without 231 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:43,840 Well, if you don't leave now, I fear I'm going to kill you. 232 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,799 See, that's good. 233 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:46,920 That's good. That's what he means. 234 00:19:47,340 --> 00:19:48,340 Now's my time. 235 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,880 Here, 236 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,880 take it to your apartment. 237 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:57,000 No. No. Then I'll never have quality time with you. 238 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,760 Oh, I'll get over it. Now take it. No. 239 00:20:15,970 --> 00:20:17,370 Now what do you have to say? 240 00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,170 You owe me $8 ,000. 17351