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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,930 --> 00:00:06,749 Hey, baby. 2 00:00:06,750 --> 00:00:07,750 Hey, Stevie. 3 00:00:07,970 --> 00:00:09,050 Hey, Stevie. 4 00:00:09,350 --> 00:00:11,130 So you got a date for the concert Sunday? 5 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:12,309 No, you? 6 00:00:12,310 --> 00:00:14,250 I'm still sorting through some offers. 7 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:17,150 Kim, the last offer you got came with a free cell phone. 8 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:19,970 What about you, Nikki? 9 00:00:20,290 --> 00:00:22,550 No, I've got plans this weekend. 10 00:00:23,190 --> 00:00:26,090 Mama's going away this weekend to slap skins with Kimmy. 11 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,670 Well, why don't you just announce it to the world? Okay. 12 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:38,130 None of us have dates. Let's just go together. I mean, why should we have to 13 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:39,069 depend on men? 14 00:00:39,070 --> 00:00:40,270 Because they buy us chicken. 15 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:41,490 And dinner. 16 00:00:41,790 --> 00:00:42,790 Hey! 17 00:00:44,630 --> 00:00:47,330 Well, I got to run to class. I'll see y 'all later. All right, bye. Bye -bye. 18 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:48,690 Well, Mama. 19 00:00:49,730 --> 00:00:50,730 Yes, ma 'am. 20 00:00:52,730 --> 00:00:54,870 Man, how will Mama get my cell number? 21 00:00:55,370 --> 00:00:56,910 Doesn't your Mama pay your phone bill? 22 00:00:58,610 --> 00:01:01,110 So? She pays my car note, too, but I don't give her the keys. 23 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:08,280 My boy Pookie got me on a VIP list for this hot new club tonight, but I gotta 24 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,600 babysit my cousin so my aunt and my mom can go to Vegas. 25 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:13,000 So get someone else to do it. 26 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:14,460 Yeah. 27 00:01:14,880 --> 00:01:16,760 Stevie? Okay, someone else. 28 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,240 You and kids? 29 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,280 That would be abuse. 30 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:21,520 What about Nikki? 31 00:01:21,600 --> 00:01:23,980 Uh -uh, she's going away with Kenny to get busy. 32 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:26,040 What about you? 33 00:01:26,340 --> 00:01:27,560 They didn't invite me. 34 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:31,000 I meant, can you babysit? 35 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:34,480 Good looking. Ow. 36 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:35,660 Bill, my mama. 37 00:02:21,190 --> 00:02:22,069 All over for her. 38 00:02:22,070 --> 00:02:23,650 She should be here any minute. 39 00:02:24,090 --> 00:02:25,090 Good. 40 00:02:26,110 --> 00:02:28,230 Well, that's a first. He actually wants to see Nikki. 41 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:29,948 Yeah, Kim. 42 00:02:29,950 --> 00:02:32,030 If I was you, I'd check to see if he was packing. 43 00:02:34,270 --> 00:02:39,570 Uh, Miss Parker, um, I was, uh, wondering if I could have a moment of 44 00:02:40,170 --> 00:02:42,590 I'm sort of busy with my boyfriend. 45 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,630 Maybe later. 46 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:49,910 Much later. 47 00:02:53,020 --> 00:02:57,000 I don't think I'm backing down. I'm just, you know, moving away. 48 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:01,940 He just doesn't know when to stop. 49 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,360 Well, who can blame him? He shouldn't be so beautiful. 50 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:18,010 Thank him for giving us a preview to his concert. 51 00:04:23,150 --> 00:04:24,930 Just a little preview to the concert. 52 00:04:25,170 --> 00:04:26,590 Miss Parker, look, look. 53 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:32,430 I know it was a little deceptive, but my heart was in the right place. 54 00:04:33,470 --> 00:04:35,450 I just wanted you to know how I felt. 55 00:04:36,730 --> 00:04:39,770 Sorry, Professor, but I got to leave. 56 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:51,150 did i come here for you're cold yeah you got to be nervous yeah 57 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:55,530 besides the booty call that you got from daddy when is the last time you got 58 00:05:55,530 --> 00:06:02,070 your groove on and flying solo don't count it 59 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,270 hasn't been that long let's see this is two thousand 60 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:20,080 weekend you can get. 61 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:26,140 Hello? Nikki, please. 62 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,940 My Mr. Professor again. 63 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,780 Tell him I'm not home again. 64 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:31,320 Tell her I heard that. 65 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:33,180 He said he heard you. 66 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,880 I said that because he can't have you. 67 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,380 And Ella's right. You need to move on. 68 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,900 Yeah. The professor had his chance. 69 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:03,620 And Kenny is great. 70 00:07:04,220 --> 00:07:07,600 Thanks, Puddin'. Now let me get downstairs before Kenny decides to drive 71 00:07:07,740 --> 00:07:10,580 And if you need anything, just call me, okay? All right, bye, baby. 72 00:07:14,260 --> 00:07:15,260 Hello? 73 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:16,680 Hey, Stevie. 74 00:07:18,580 --> 00:07:20,360 Cute Reggie and fine Omar? 75 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 Tonight? 76 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,160 No, we're desperate, but I got a baby sick. 77 00:07:26,020 --> 00:07:27,880 Yes, I do want to date for Sunday. 78 00:07:29,140 --> 00:07:32,940 Okay, bring them by around 9 o 'clock. By that time, I'll have the baby asleep. 79 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,080 Okay, girl. 80 00:07:35,140 --> 00:07:36,140 See ya. 81 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:44,520 Hey, Kim. 82 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,580 This is my little cousin, Kevin. 83 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:47,980 This is Kevin. 84 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:49,180 A pleasure to meet you. 85 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:52,910 your cousin was a baby. Oh, he was. 86 00:07:53,330 --> 00:07:54,330 Once. 87 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:57,910 Come on, girl. Help a brother out. It means really no problem. 88 00:07:59,910 --> 00:08:01,050 And neither are his cousins. 89 00:08:01,290 --> 00:08:02,430 Cousins? Come on, y 'all. 90 00:08:02,810 --> 00:08:05,490 Me and the priestess and little Johnny Kool -Aid. 91 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:09,370 T, you didn't say nothing. Girl, I gotta bounce. I'll holler. 92 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:12,830 Sup, baby? 93 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:14,130 Your crib is banging. 94 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:40,110 but that was me out there. 95 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,019 I know what you want. 96 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,060 You got any 40s? 97 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,040 I'm not getting you any malt liquor. 98 00:09:15,780 --> 00:09:16,780 Cheapskate. 99 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:29,280 I want another 100 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,179 Pop -Tart. 101 00:09:30,180 --> 00:09:31,520 You've already had four. 102 00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:33,620 But I'm eating for two. What? 103 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,340 Me and my imaginary f... 104 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,160 Is your mother here? I have something important I want to ask her. 105 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,840 She and Kitty left for the weekend to get their freak on. 106 00:11:24,460 --> 00:11:27,400 But she can't. Oh, sure she can. It's just like riding a bike. 107 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,500 What about this, then? 108 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:34,500 Oh, Professor, it's so saddening. No, not for you. 109 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,160 It's for your mother. 110 00:11:36,820 --> 00:11:38,400 I was going to ask her to marry me. 111 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:39,960 Really? Yes. 112 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,120 Now, where are they so I can stop them? 113 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:43,960 They went to the Beverly Hills Hotel. 114 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,840 Nothing. I know something's wrong. 115 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,120 You skipped dessert. 116 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,300 I guess I'm just feeling a little nervous. 117 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:19,200 If you think it's too soon for this, baby, I can wait. 118 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,640 It's not that. 119 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:25,340 Not really. I mean, you've been great. 120 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,640 Really great. 121 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:33,880 And my head is saying Kenny, but my heart is 122 00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:34,880 saying Stanley. 123 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:42,269 I'm sorry, Kenny. 124 00:12:42,270 --> 00:12:43,530 I didn't mean to hurt you. 125 00:12:45,790 --> 00:12:48,070 You know, I wouldn't trade these past few weeks for anything. 126 00:12:48,530 --> 00:12:50,930 I just hope Stanley knows how lucky he is. 127 00:12:51,630 --> 00:12:53,770 You know I don't have a problem reminding him. 128 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:56,950 Kenny. 129 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,280 Hello? 130 00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:24,680 Okay. All right, all right, all right. 131 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,020 All right. 132 00:13:26,760 --> 00:13:28,440 What would make the most impact? 133 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:31,580 Okay, I got it. 134 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:36,540 I'll jump out of the closet and I'll just ask her to marry me. Yeah, that's 135 00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:39,020 That's something they would do on Ally McBeal. 136 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000 be right back. 137 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,720 I love you. I love you too. 138 00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,460 Parking the car. They'll be up in a second. 139 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,020 It's a little rug rat asleep. 140 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:50,179 Rug rats. 141 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,180 Evan Ford. 142 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,280 He played me. What? 143 00:14:52,760 --> 00:14:54,580 Don't worry. I got everything under control. 144 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,540 Good, because this is our last chance to get a date for Sunday. And we're going 145 00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,540 to get that. 146 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,400 Oh, hey. 147 00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:01,459 How you doing? 148 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,900 Why don't you guys have a seat? 149 00:15:08,580 --> 00:15:09,419 What's this? 150 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:10,520 Oh, Squish Gummy Bear. 151 00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:11,740 How about a drink? 152 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:13,900 Sure, sure. 153 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,880 Hey, Kim, this is a nice place you have here. 154 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:20,660 Oh, I like it, but I like to go out, especially on Sunday nights. 155 00:15:20,860 --> 00:15:23,840 Oh, yes, Sunday is a great night to go out. 156 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:25,700 Kim, why don't you put on some music? 157 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,640 Yeah, how about some Brian McKnight? 158 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:32,840 Oh, isn't that the same Brian McKnight who's playing at SMC on Sunday? 159 00:15:33,180 --> 00:15:35,040 Oh, yeah, that should be a tight concert. 160 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:36,580 Do you ladies have dates? 161 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,540 Oh, we're still considering our options. 162 00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,840 What options? 163 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,740 Okay, then, let's toast to a good evening. 164 00:16:00,300 --> 00:16:02,440 We had a deal. We don't think you good for them. 165 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,320 I'm gonna take care of these monsters. 166 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,859 out with some psychological profiling, and I saw them bring you in. 167 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:25,760 You know, the criminal mind is fascinating. 168 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:28,040 I guess I don't need to tell you that. 169 00:17:28,860 --> 00:17:33,220 Yeah, well, the only reason I'm here is because I embrace your advice and try to 170 00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:34,500 ask Miss Parker to marry me. 171 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:38,400 Well, Stanley, that's wonderful. That's a major breakthrough. But I still don't 172 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:41,820 understand why you're here. Yeah, well, I, uh, sort of jumped out of the closet 173 00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:44,860 and asked a half -naked newlywed to marry me. 174 00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,370 considered shock treatments? 175 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:54,670 Look, it was just a big misunderstanding, but you could tell 176 00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:57,790 me out of here. I don't think they're going to want to do that. No, of course 177 00:17:57,790 --> 00:17:58,769 they will. 178 00:17:58,770 --> 00:17:59,770 Guard! 179 00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:01,450 Guard! 180 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:10,430 Um, Dr. Berger here can vouch for me, so if you don't mind, I'd like to leave 181 00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:11,430 now. 182 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:12,910 Dr. Berger? 183 00:18:13,070 --> 00:18:14,670 Yeah, he's my psychologist. 184 00:18:15,820 --> 00:18:17,140 Oh, you're nuttier than he is. 185 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,200 What are you talking about? 186 00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,300 He's a fraud. 187 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:25,720 The real Dr. Berger is in Europe. This guy is a janitor. 188 00:18:35,060 --> 00:18:38,840 You... You made me believe I was in love with Nicky Parker. 189 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,760 I'm good, aren't I? 190 00:18:42,140 --> 00:18:43,980 Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll get you out of here. 191 00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:45,510 I'm also a very good lawyer. 192 00:18:46,030 --> 00:18:47,030 My card. 193 00:19:25,610 --> 00:19:26,790 The kid's tied up in our closet. 194 00:19:27,170 --> 00:19:28,170 I'm babysitting. 195 00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:30,850 Oh, okay. 196 00:19:31,410 --> 00:19:32,910 That's when I go on back to sleep, but no. 197 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,050 Tony, 198 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:50,790 Tony, look. 199 00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:53,510 I've been looking all over for you. 200 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:01,280 on my work anymore. All I do is have these nasty, dirty, lewd thoughts of 201 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,840 Really? 202 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:06,200 Maybe you should just let them all pour out. 203 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:10,280 Oh, I'm too ashamed to tell you, to tell anybody. 204 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:15,140 My life is just in shambles, which is why I need to take an extended leave of 205 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,640 absence. Just affect it immediately. 206 00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:20,460 Goodbye, Stanley. 207 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,700 No, no, no, no. 208 00:20:32,490 --> 00:20:36,030 All the hoops. I must have been crazy to think that I was in love with you. 209 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:38,190 Uh -uh. No backsies. Jump. 210 00:20:38,810 --> 00:20:40,430 Jump? I can't. 211 00:20:40,810 --> 00:20:42,810 Just like I'm going to take this ring back. 212 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:03,360 I did put the pep plug in. 14517