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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:08,880 Now that we're working on the marketing project together, I want to talk to you 2 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:09,940 about what we're going to call you. 3 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,540 What we're going to call me? 4 00:00:11,920 --> 00:00:13,220 I know what I call me. 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,680 Provider, maid, nurse, chauffeur, mama. 6 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:19,780 That's the one I want to talk to you about. 7 00:00:20,060 --> 00:00:21,920 I think we should go on a first -name basis. 8 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:23,540 Everyone else calls you Nikki. 9 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:26,120 I didn't carry everyone else for 26 months. 10 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:30,120 And you're not carrying me now. I'm not a baby anymore. 11 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:31,900 Oh, but you're my baby. 12 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:35,880 I'm also your classmate, your roommate, and your friend. 13 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,300 Mama, please let me grow up. 14 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:43,900 Okay, if it's that important, I guess I can go along with it. 15 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,420 Thank you, Nikki. 16 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,920 I'm glad we could handle this woman to woman. 17 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,020 No problem. We're both adults. 18 00:00:51,820 --> 00:00:54,040 So, Nick, what are we having for breakfast? 19 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:56,200 I don't know. Go ask your mama. 20 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:01,520 CEO of Kimberly Ann Parker and Associates. I'd like to call our first 21 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:05,460 meeting to order. Kimberly Ann Parker and Associates? What about us? 22 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,720 You're the associates. 23 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,300 Duh. 24 00:02:09,300 --> 00:02:11,640 Did you pack a bag for that power trip you're on? 25 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:14,160 Hey, ladies. 26 00:02:14,220 --> 00:02:15,220 Hey, sweetie. 27 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:16,800 Kim. Hi, Anthony. 28 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:20,180 Sorry I'm late. I passed a Starbucks, so I picked you up a caramel frappuccino 29 00:02:20,180 --> 00:02:21,180 with cinnamon. 30 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,020 on a name for our company. 31 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:33,680 Kim wants Kimberly Ann Talker and Associates. What do you think? 32 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:36,040 I don't think the Associates part is necessary. 33 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,100 Boy, sit your sprung behind down. 34 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:44,940 Nikki, you're out of order. 35 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:47,800 Kimmy, you're out of your mind. 36 00:02:50,260 --> 00:02:53,620 Do you have any ideas as to what our marketing project should be, Madame 37 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,560 I have ideas. 38 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:59,210 Since the Women of Santa Monica calendar was so successful, maybe we can do a 39 00:02:59,210 --> 00:03:00,210 Men of Santa Monica calendar. 40 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:03,690 Not bad, Anthony, but I think I have a better idea. 41 00:03:04,110 --> 00:03:08,150 Since the Women of Santa Monica calendar was so successful, maybe we can do a 42 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:09,250 Men of Santa Monica calendar. 43 00:03:09,650 --> 00:03:11,870 If we do it really well, maybe we can sell it in the bookstore. 44 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:16,050 I don't know if that'll work, but if we do it really, really well, maybe it'll 45 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:17,290 sell in the bookstore. What do you think? 46 00:03:18,630 --> 00:03:21,230 Kim, I have to be honest. I think it's your best idea yet. 47 00:03:23,030 --> 00:03:25,780 You two ought to package that. and take it to Broadway. 48 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,460 No, it's a good idea. You know, and if we do it right, it doesn't have to be 49 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,980 degrading. If it's not degrading, we're doing something wrong. 50 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:36,980 A fine, well -oiled, half -naked man for every month? 51 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,760 Ooh, that's what I'm talking about. 52 00:03:41,340 --> 00:03:43,280 And here comes one right now. 53 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,700 My Mr. January through December. 54 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:47,620 Hey, Professor Ogilvie. 55 00:03:48,900 --> 00:03:50,080 Good morning, everyone. 56 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,960 Uh, Professor Ogilvie. 57 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:56,580 and coordinator for the Men of Santa Monica calendar, I'm officially inviting 58 00:03:56,580 --> 00:03:57,580 you to participate. 59 00:03:57,800 --> 00:03:59,740 You don't have a problem with nudity, do you? 60 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:07,860 Well, while I'm both flattered and frightened by your request, I must 61 00:04:07,860 --> 00:04:09,980 decline. You see, I'm already participating. 62 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,980 I'm your faculty advisor. 63 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:13,820 Ooh, prayer works! 64 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:16,140 Not for me. 65 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:22,700 Anyway, I... I just came by to check in. If you need anything, don't hesitate to 66 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:25,080 contact me. Here are my numbers. 67 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:26,320 Got them. 68 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,720 Well, I was going to give you my private number. Got that, too. 69 00:04:31,420 --> 00:04:35,380 Well, on that note, I must run. I'll run with you. 70 00:04:35,740 --> 00:04:38,480 Nikki, I haven't adjourned the meeting. Well, let me help you. 71 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:40,780 Meeting adjourned. 72 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:44,860 Let's go, Professor. I need some advice about marking our calendar and on 73 00:04:44,860 --> 00:04:45,860 honeymoon destination. 74 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:07,770 Let's go, Popeye. 75 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,990 Why did you do that? 76 00:05:13,270 --> 00:05:16,390 That boy had enough beefcake for everybody to get seconds. 77 00:05:18,010 --> 00:05:19,690 He was perfect for the calendar. 78 00:05:19,990 --> 00:05:22,210 Yeah, if you like bunions. Did you see his feet? 79 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,030 He had feet. 80 00:05:26,510 --> 00:05:28,150 Oh, yeah, big ones. 81 00:05:28,650 --> 00:05:31,210 Well, I don't care. As president, I say he's out. 82 00:05:31,570 --> 00:05:34,170 Well, as head of marketing and distribution, I say... 83 00:05:37,770 --> 00:05:38,409 What did you think? 84 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:39,710 I liked him, Stevie. 85 00:05:40,050 --> 00:05:41,050 And I didn't like him. 86 00:05:42,570 --> 00:05:43,890 And what did you think? 87 00:05:44,190 --> 00:05:49,130 It looked just didn't say Kimberly Ann Parker, Inc. As usual. You take the 88 00:05:49,130 --> 00:05:50,130 right out of my mouth. 89 00:05:50,310 --> 00:05:52,610 Is it me or are we always on the same page? 90 00:05:52,890 --> 00:05:53,890 Oh, it's me. 91 00:05:58,610 --> 00:05:59,910 What's up, y 'all? Hey, T. 92 00:06:00,250 --> 00:06:01,710 Hey, I'm here for my interview. 93 00:06:02,030 --> 00:06:05,010 Well, enough of the small talk. Strip. All right, cool. 94 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,860 Look, T, you're out of your league. We'll be in touch. 95 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,420 I ain't nigga. I thought you was my girl. 96 00:06:30,700 --> 00:06:33,280 Don't worry, T. I got your back and your front. 97 00:06:33,780 --> 00:06:34,780 You'll call me. 98 00:06:34,860 --> 00:06:36,160 All right. All right, cool. 99 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:38,460 You'll have until 10 o 'clock tonight or else. 100 00:06:38,700 --> 00:06:39,700 Or else what? 101 00:06:40,020 --> 00:06:41,020 You'll have until 11. 102 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:48,640 Look, Kim, T is a cute boy, but he's not right for our calendar. 103 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,860 Well, I think he'd be perfect for Mr. October. 104 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:52,440 What do you think, Stevie? 105 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:55,620 I think he was right. Stevie? And I think he wasn't right. 106 00:06:57,780 --> 00:07:01,020 People, I have the answer to all your calendar problems. 107 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,040 Say hello to a new month. 108 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:04,760 Mr. Hunktober. 109 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:06,840 This is Maurice. 110 00:07:08,180 --> 00:07:09,960 Could you please take off your shirt? 111 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,840 Okay, whatever it takes. 112 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:44,280 Put your shirt back on. 113 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:47,280 Maurice, why don't you wait outside? 114 00:07:48,820 --> 00:07:49,920 Oh, what do you think? 115 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:52,400 Isn't he the sexiest thing you've ever seen? 116 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,740 Yeah, in a Chewbacca sort of way. 117 00:07:56,200 --> 00:08:00,220 Look, I don't have time for this. We have another audition at National 118 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:01,220 Geographic. 119 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,160 Good. Take Miguel O 'Gorilla with you. 120 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,020 We've got to find a hot guy for the cover. 121 00:08:09,220 --> 00:08:11,200 I'm talking Ricky Martin hot. 122 00:08:13,230 --> 00:08:15,150 Sounds like it's time for another men's locker room run. 123 00:08:15,650 --> 00:08:16,650 Well, 124 00:08:17,010 --> 00:08:18,330 the meeting is adjourned until tomorrow. 125 00:08:20,490 --> 00:08:24,050 Uh, who's cleaning up my house? Oh, Anthony's got it. Thank you, Anthony. 126 00:08:24,270 --> 00:08:25,270 Come on, Stevie. 127 00:08:26,870 --> 00:08:28,370 Why do you let her treat you like that? 128 00:08:29,030 --> 00:08:31,730 I don't mind. It doesn't bother me. Well, it bothers me. 129 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:33,730 You can't let people talk to you like that. 130 00:08:33,950 --> 00:08:36,049 Now pick up that plate. It's not going to walk to the sink. 131 00:08:37,770 --> 00:08:39,929 The truth is, I kind of like him. 132 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:41,429 Like? 133 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,020 Her nose is so wide open, I can read your mind. 134 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:46,040 Then you know I'm in love with her. 135 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:51,220 Look, Anthony, I like you, and you're a really sweet guy. So I'm just going to 136 00:08:51,220 --> 00:08:51,939 love her with you. 137 00:08:51,940 --> 00:08:52,940 You're not her type. 138 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:53,980 Not her type? 139 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,500 Kim is not that shallow. 140 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:58,140 No wonder you love her. You don't even know her. 141 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:03,780 God bless her. My daughter is as deep as a puddle. If you ain't cute, she don't 142 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:04,780 even see you. 143 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,500 Oh, I didn't mean it like that, Anthony. 144 00:09:09,980 --> 00:09:13,670 There's really... There's nothing wrong with you than a shower, a haircut, and 145 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:20,350 a... You know your 146 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,610 eyebrows got married, right? 147 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,170 What's wrong with them? 148 00:09:26,530 --> 00:09:28,430 It, baby. There's only one. 149 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:32,250 So you think you can help me? 150 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:34,730 I sell Mr. 151 00:09:34,970 --> 00:09:37,370 Egyptian, not Mr. Magician. 152 00:09:43,310 --> 00:09:44,450 But under one condition. 153 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:45,249 What's that? 154 00:09:45,250 --> 00:09:46,630 You put this hat back on. 155 00:09:51,390 --> 00:09:53,170 Kimmy Boo, breakfast is served. 156 00:09:55,170 --> 00:09:58,210 Dang, it looks like I died and went to IHOP. 157 00:10:00,410 --> 00:10:03,090 Nonsense, I just whipped up a little something for my loving daughter. 158 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,170 Who are you and what have you done with my mama? 159 00:10:14,790 --> 00:10:15,790 think about Anthony? 160 00:10:15,830 --> 00:10:19,750 He's cool in a beastie boy kind of way. Doesn't have an original thought in his 161 00:10:19,750 --> 00:10:23,190 head, but I like him. Oh, so you wouldn't mind dating him, girlfriend? 162 00:10:24,050 --> 00:10:26,990 Did you hear the word cute in my description, girlfriend? 163 00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:32,510 But more importantly, he's sweet, kind, intelligent, and he thinks the world 164 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,490 revolves around you, girlfriend. 165 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,490 Again, did you hear the word cute? 166 00:10:39,830 --> 00:10:43,510 Look, Nikki, bottom line, I'm not going out with Anthony. 167 00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:46,890 Thanks for the breakfast, girlfriend. 168 00:10:59,050 --> 00:11:00,710 Hey, Anthony, it's Nikki. 169 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:03,010 I've got good news and bad news. 170 00:11:03,430 --> 00:11:05,690 The bad news is, Kim don't want you. 171 00:11:07,170 --> 00:11:10,890 The good news is, I think we can change her mind. 172 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:20,290 Show me what you got. All right, you know what? Let's start with the yabba 173 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:21,290 -dabba -doo. 174 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:24,830 Dang, Stevie. 175 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,850 You started the 40 without me? 176 00:11:29,370 --> 00:11:30,770 Hey, ladies, great news. 177 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:34,350 How did a naked man get in my living room? 178 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:38,350 Through the door. Then he knows the way out now. 179 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:39,670 I'm sorry, ma 'am. 180 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:43,410 Oh, no, wait, no, wait. The neighbors might see you. You should take the back 181 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:44,410 door. 182 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:48,900 back there, why don't you take the front door? 183 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,900 Boy, get out of my house. 184 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:55,940 I'm sorry, Nikki. 185 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:57,940 We did a bad, bad thing. 186 00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,840 met an Adonis. 187 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,740 It's Anthony. No, it's not that either. 188 00:12:21,060 --> 00:12:22,680 Yeah, it's me. 189 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:27,040 Anthony? 190 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:31,680 Anthony, I can't believe it's you. 191 00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:33,340 Neither can I. 192 00:12:34,940 --> 00:12:40,260 Believe it. I've got skills, and I needed all of them to wax, pluck, and 193 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,700 that unibrow into submission. 194 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,420 He says you like me. I think you're kind of cute. 195 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:54,280 You do? I mean, would you like to go to the movies sometime? 196 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,400 Tomorrow night, 6 o 'clock in the... Where that? 197 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:10,140 Attention. Attention, please. 198 00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:13,080 I would like to propose... 199 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,120 I meant a toast. 200 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:25,720 Proposed a toast to Kimberly Ann Parker and Associates for a job well done. 201 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:31,820 Who, without my hard work and my baby Anthony's fine faith, would have not 202 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:33,200 received our first A ever? 203 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,420 Speak for yourself. 204 00:13:34,620 --> 00:13:35,620 I am. 205 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,300 Anthony, say cheesecake. 206 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:40,840 No, I couldn't. 207 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,280 Cheesecake. 208 00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,910 calendar. We did. 209 00:13:49,450 --> 00:13:52,790 It's all right, Kim. I don't mind. I do, and I get lost. 210 00:13:54,190 --> 00:13:57,990 You know, ladies, I'm Mr. October. 211 00:14:04,590 --> 00:14:05,590 Isn't it wild? 212 00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:09,470 A couple of weeks ago, nobody would give Anthony the time of day. Now the women 213 00:14:09,470 --> 00:14:14,110 are crazy about him. I know it's just disgraceful. You young girls today have 214 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:15,110 sense of dignity. 215 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:18,460 shamelessly throwing yourselves at a professor. 216 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,840 Leaving so soon. 217 00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:25,280 Yes, but thank you for the fun time. But I must be going. 218 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:26,920 I'll walk you to your car. 219 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:30,980 It's not safe for a tall, handsome professor like yourself to be walking 220 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,800 I'd feel much safer if you stayed. 221 00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:46,879 with today. 222 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,420 Well, already gone through spring and summer. Time for autumn. Hey, October. 223 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680 Fall in. 224 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:55,400 Hope you're paying because it's a broke month. 225 00:15:00,060 --> 00:15:01,960 Hi, Tony. Hey, Gigi. 226 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,460 Tony, I just found out I have to work tomorrow. 227 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,580 Do you mind if I take a rain check? Sure. You call me later. 228 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:17,650 You didn't. She's just a friend. What kind of a friend? 229 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,469 Friend, friend? 230 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:20,650 Why are you being like this? 231 00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:21,890 Like what? 232 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:23,090 Possessive, insecure. 233 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,370 I am not. 234 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,890 Look, that girl doesn't care about you. A few weeks ago, she wasn't even 235 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:28,889 checking for you. 236 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:30,850 According to my recollection, neither were you. 237 00:15:31,670 --> 00:15:35,710 Excuse me? Somebody better remember that he worships the ground I walk on. 238 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:41,010 I'm not feeling this. Maybe we should give each other a little break, okay? 239 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,200 Fine, because I got too much going on to be one of your fans. 240 00:15:44,420 --> 00:15:45,640 I don't have any fans. 241 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,240 Excuse me, would you please find my calendar? 242 00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:50,020 Just be a minute. 243 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:12,380 talk about it. Okay. 244 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:13,620 All right, all right. 245 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,080 Stop badgering me. 246 00:16:15,820 --> 00:16:17,660 I had to cut Anthony loose. 247 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,020 He dumped you? Yeah. 248 00:16:20,040 --> 00:16:23,820 Can you believe it? If he had any sense, he would know those groupies aren't 249 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:27,400 interested in him. They're only interested in Anthony, the calendar boy. 250 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:29,100 Well, you ought to relate to that. 251 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:32,480 Don't try it. I've always been into Anthony. 252 00:16:33,140 --> 00:16:34,099 Since when? 253 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:35,700 Since he became the calendar boy. 254 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:37,720 I rest my case. 255 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,900 It's your fault if you hadn't given him that makeover. 256 00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:47,570 is what you get back. 257 00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:49,810 There's more to a man than just his looks. 258 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,630 I know I have to go deeper, Nikki. 259 00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:53,250 That's what I'm talking about. 260 00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:56,510 There's also his money, his clothes, and his court. 261 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,700 I have my friend Candy and my friend Jasmine. 262 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,160 Oh, two for the price of one. 263 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,100 A real Walmart special. 264 00:17:44,620 --> 00:17:49,120 So, you just get here? Oh, yeah. We went to the exhibit at... Mocha. 265 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:52,360 Yeah, the Museum of, um... Contemporary Art. 266 00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:54,840 We're so in sync. 267 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,560 He even finishes my sentences. 268 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,900 It's like we're on the same page. 269 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,340 Remember that? 270 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:02,840 Not lately. 271 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,880 We're going to a party at Will and Jada's tonight. 272 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:07,019 You guys down? 273 00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,060 No, we like to do much more mature things. 274 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:11,200 We're going to a party at Martin Lawrence. 275 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:12,800 What's up? 276 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,920 That's nice. See ya. 277 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,120 Hey, baby girl. Hey, Nikki. 278 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:23,400 Meet my friend, Chester. 279 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,680 Hey, Chester. 280 00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,100 Nice to meet you, ma 'am. Can I get you ladies a libation? 281 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:28,660 No, but you can get us a drink. 282 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,250 He goes to UCLA. 283 00:18:35,870 --> 00:18:37,490 That put me in poor year, man. 284 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,190 What are you trying to prove? 285 00:18:39,510 --> 00:18:41,150 To show you I can go deep, Nikki. 286 00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:42,989 Forget Nikki. 287 00:18:42,990 --> 00:18:43,990 This is your mother. 288 00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:47,450 You need to be honest and just tell Anthony how you feel. 289 00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,030 I'm not feeling anything. 290 00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:53,830 Hey, everybody. Photographer wants to take a picture. Come on. 291 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,370 You know, you're not exactly blameless in all this. 292 00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,070 Whatever. Goodbye. 293 00:19:35,570 --> 00:19:38,070 But I hate the way things are between us. 294 00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:41,950 Go ahead. 295 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,230 I miss hanging out with you. 296 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,570 I miss laughing with you. 297 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,410 Miss you stealing my ideas. 298 00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,610 I guess I just miss being your friend. 299 00:19:56,410 --> 00:19:58,590 I miss being your friend too, Tony. 300 00:19:59,210 --> 00:20:01,550 Yeah? You know, you can call me sometime. 301 00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,910 In fact, why don't we go somewhere and talk right now? 302 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,310 I've got a better idea. What? Why don't we just go somewhere and talk right now? 303 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,070 Oh, what about our dates? 304 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:35,380 You look pretty. Show me that last night. 305 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:37,380 It's not what you think. 306 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:38,620 We're friends. 307 00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:40,320 We've always been friends. 308 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,140 I like Anthony the person. 309 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,540 That's all I've been talking about, baby. 310 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,580 You're right, Mama. 311 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,540 Mama? Why my Mama again? 312 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,040 Because I'm hungry. 313 00:21:17,900 --> 00:21:18,900 I think I have a better idea. 314 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:23,680 Since the men of Santa Monica calendar were so successful, why don't we flip it 315 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,840 and do a women of Santa Monica calendar? 316 00:21:26,460 --> 00:21:30,300 Since the men of Santa Monica calendar were so successful, why don't we do a 317 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:31,300 women of Santa Monica? 22958