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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,809 --> 00:00:07,270 Hi, I'm Brian Henson. 2 00:00:08,010 --> 00:00:10,530 This episode of The Muppet Show stars Debbie Harry. 3 00:00:14,230 --> 00:00:21,230 Now, at the time, I was in high school, and my father knew 4 00:00:21,230 --> 00:00:24,590 that Debbie Harry was like the biggest thing in the world to me. 5 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:28,710 And he booked her to be on The Muppet Show during a vacation week from school, 6 00:00:28,810 --> 00:00:29,810 and he didn't tell me. 7 00:00:35,180 --> 00:00:38,580 We went out to dinner the night before shooting, and they made me sit next to 8 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:40,040 Debbie Harry at this fancy restaurant. 9 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:44,060 And I just remember this whole dinner, I was just endlessly sweating, and all I 10 00:00:44,060 --> 00:00:47,660 knew was that I was aware of Debbie Harry sitting on this side of me. 11 00:00:48,620 --> 00:00:51,660 I don't think I ever said a word to her. I don't think I ever looked at her. 12 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:53,380 But she did a great episode. 13 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:56,660 She's a great performer, and she's a lovely lady. 14 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,940 And here she is, Debbie Harry in The Muppet Show. 15 00:01:02,340 --> 00:01:03,760 Dullest book I ever read. 16 00:01:06,530 --> 00:01:08,030 Hey, who are you? 17 00:01:08,350 --> 00:01:11,390 I'm Debbie Harry. Kermit asked me to guest on the show tonight. 18 00:01:11,730 --> 00:01:12,730 Debbie Harry. 19 00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:17,390 That's right. You sing with that rock group, uh... Blondie. Eh? 20 00:01:18,150 --> 00:01:19,450 Blondie. That's the name of the group. 21 00:01:20,090 --> 00:01:24,930 Blondie? Yes. Dumb name for a group. If I were you, I'd have called it something 22 00:01:24,930 --> 00:01:28,590 different. If you were me, you would have called it Baldy. 23 00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:37,190 our very special guest star, Debbie Harris. 24 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,760 It's like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. 25 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:57,180 because with us is one of the great stars of rock music, Miss Debbie Harry 26 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:58,180 Blondie. 27 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:00,020 Yes! 28 00:03:00,660 --> 00:03:02,040 Robert, what are you doing out here? 29 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:07,300 My frog scout troop was hoping one day you'd let them come visit backstage at 30 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:08,300 the Muppet Show. 31 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:09,960 Okay, I suppose that could be arranged. 32 00:05:45,359 --> 00:05:46,359 Agar, boy. 33 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:52,440 Okay, that was a nice number. Nice number, Maltz. Oh, hey. 34 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:58,480 Hey, can't you do something about these kids? They nearly ruined that number. 35 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,880 I'm sorry about that, Maltz, but you know kids, they're all the same. 36 00:06:02,220 --> 00:06:03,220 Not mine. 37 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,920 Mine are different. 38 00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:07,140 I suppose they are. 39 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:10,340 They're at the museum today. 40 00:06:10,980 --> 00:06:12,600 Nice. Visiting the museum. 41 00:06:25,070 --> 00:06:27,230 Did you guys come with an adult? Oh, sure. 42 00:06:27,610 --> 00:06:28,610 Mrs. Appleby? 43 00:06:29,010 --> 00:06:30,010 Yes! 44 00:06:30,470 --> 00:06:33,830 Mrs. Appleby, the scouts are getting a little bit out of hand. Maybe you should 45 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:38,230 talk to them? Oh, of course! They're just kind of excited about seeing Debbie 46 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:41,770 Harry. Well, I don't blame them, but I do worry about them getting hurt. 47 00:06:41,770 --> 00:06:43,230 some dangerous areas around here. 48 00:07:11,980 --> 00:07:16,680 Clothing designer David Lazur was arrested today under the poultry laws 49 00:07:16,680 --> 00:07:19,480 designing clothes that can suddenly turn into chickens. 50 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,920 Who is he supposed to be looking for anyway? 51 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:27,400 The guy who booked her on this crummy show. 52 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:32,300 Okay, great number. 53 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,160 Great number. Hey, Debbie? 54 00:10:34,420 --> 00:10:38,380 Debbie, I'm awfully sorry about Maltz there. Oh, that's okay, Kermit. I like 55 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:40,080 fans any size, shape, or species. 56 00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:43,640 Maltz, what were you doing in that number anyhow? You were in the opening. 57 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,480 Just wanted Debbie's autograph. 58 00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:48,880 Did you give it to him? 59 00:10:49,240 --> 00:10:50,240 Of course. 60 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,500 I'm going to turn him down. 61 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,860 Actually, I felt a little sorry for him. He said it was for his kids. 62 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,440 They don't get out much. 63 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:07,280 I bet they don't. And speaking of kids, whatever happened to the frog scouts? 64 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,380 Meow. 65 00:11:26,670 --> 00:11:27,970 our punk merit badges. 66 00:11:29,110 --> 00:11:30,490 Punk merit badges? 67 00:11:31,410 --> 00:11:35,310 Yeah, well, could you give us some tips? We're only tender flippers. 68 00:11:35,830 --> 00:11:37,610 Well, you could learn to dance the pogo. 69 00:11:38,110 --> 00:11:39,110 The pogo? 70 00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:41,470 Would that get us our punk merit badges? 71 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:43,390 It'll get you tender flippers. 72 00:13:33,339 --> 00:13:39,140 near. And we made the kind of noises that a beetle likes to hear. 73 00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:45,460 And I heard a kind of something. 74 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,020 songs about rainbows. 75 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,940 Oh, good. I sent you a list. 76 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,940 Yeah, I got the list. 77 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,680 Somewhere over the rainbow and I'm always chasing rainbows. 78 00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,300 Well, yeah. Which one should I do? 79 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,460 Well, you left out one rainbow song. 80 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,500 I did? 81 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:59,240 Yeah. My rainbow song. 82 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,140 Oh, that one. 83 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,520 Well, I thought you might be tired of that. 84 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,060 Well, no. 85 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:08,180 Actually, no. I'm not. 86 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,380 Not tired of it at all. 87 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:13,160 Well, let's do it then. Oh, good. I thought you'd never ask. 88 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:14,740 It goes like this. 89 00:15:19,060 --> 00:15:20,420 Remember? Yeah. 90 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:26,000 Why are there so many songs about... 91 00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:52,510 first bite piggy no meteor can penetrate the hull of this ship it's made of 92 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,110 super strength porcium alloy 93 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:06,130 only book professionals. 94 00:20:07,110 --> 00:20:08,810 Kermit, it's disaster time. 95 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:12,710 You're going to have to cancel my wrestling match with Quango the Wild 96 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,730 Gorilla. But why? 97 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,690 He just called from his limo and stuck in traffic. 98 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:19,890 Sorry. 99 00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,370 That was a professional? 100 00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:28,050 Yeah. Listen, maybe we can overlook our rule against amateurs tonight. How soon 101 00:20:28,050 --> 00:20:29,050 can your scouts be ready? 102 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,960 He was going to take a dive in. 103 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,240 we shouldn't have. 104 00:25:01,340 --> 00:25:04,580 But the best of it was certainly our guest star, ladies and gentlemen, Debbie 105 00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,680 Harry! Yay! 106 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:13,640 Thank you, Kermit. 107 00:25:13,900 --> 00:25:16,660 Isn't it terrific they made me an honorary Frog Scout? 108 00:25:16,980 --> 00:25:17,980 Yay! 109 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,960 By the way, Kermit, I think it was very nice of you to let the Frog Scouts 110 00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:23,960 perform on the show. 111 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:29,220 Mr. Frog, my boys just did your show and we never negotiated a deal. 112 00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:31,040 But you can't do that to me. 113 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,720 Oh, yes, she can, Carmen. 114 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,900 She's got a merit badge in deal negotiation. 115 00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:18,490 Can we stay here while we work on our next merit badge? 116 00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:19,910 Merit badge and what? 117 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,370 Grumpiness. 8686